Robots are idiots

"I'm going to get Xiaoji something to eat, you take him out." Xu Chenkai noticed that the robot in the instrument compartment was tossing and turning, obviously getting impatient, he turned off the control settings, got up and left the console.

Ji Shuyang paused slightly, still a little uneasy: "Are you sure there is no problem? Xiaoji doesn't have a stomach to absorb food nutrition. Even if the trough formed in his body can store food, how can he digest it?"

Xu Chenkai pondered for a while: "How about this, give Xiaoji something to eat first, and then we will observe. If the grooves formed in his body can indeed store and absorb food, then I can do further research."

Now it can only be like this, Ji Shuyang nodded towards Xu Chenkai, walked to the instrument compartment and opened the cover, the robot couldn't wait to sit up, Ji Shuyang smiled and hugged the robot to the sofa.

"Master, can I eat?" Lin Chuyi comforted his stomach with one hand. No matter how hard he lived in the past, at least his aunt's family did not starve him. After becoming a robot, he lived a leisurely life, but now he is going hungry. It feels so bad.

"Wait a little longer, Chen Kai is going to make you supper, and you can eat it later." Ji Shuyang didn't want to take risks, but the robot kept shouting hungry, which made him very distressed. Xu Chenkai was right, the evolution of robots is unknown , The result can only be known after he has eaten.

Lin Chuyi was overjoyed. Finally, he didn't have to starve. When Xu Chenkai checked his body just now, he was thinking about how to persuade Xu Chenkai and Ji Shuyang not to give him food. He might become the first person in the world to starve to death. robot.

After waiting for a while, Xu Chenkai finally brought out a bowl of noodles. In just a few minutes, Lin Chuyi felt tormented, smelled the fragrance floating in the air, and was even more hungry. A certain part of his body seemed to be stirring, Very uncomfortable.

"What's wrong?" Ji Shuyang saw that the robot suddenly clutched his stomach and became limp on the sofa, so he quickly hugged the robot.

"I'm so hungry, master, I want to eat." Lin Chuyi leaned against Ji Shuyang weakly, staring at the face on the coffee table.

"Hurry up and eat." Ji Shuyang picked up the bowl and handed it to the robot. This was the first time the robot ate. It seemed that Xu Chenkai was not completely relieved. He just cooked a small bowl of noodles and added an egg.

Lin Chuyi excitedly took the bowl and chopsticks from Ji Shuyang's hand, both of them trembled slightly, and almost knocked over the bowl, but fortunately Ji Shuyang supported the bowl with quick eyesight and hands.

Ji Shuyang and Xu Chenkai were not the only ones who were worried, he was also very worried, worried that the parts would get stuck after eating, and for him, failure was equivalent to losing his life.

"I'll feed you." Ji Shuyang saw that the robot looked embarrassed, and gently patted his head as a comfort. He withdrew the chopsticks from the robot's hand, took a small chopstick and fed the noodles to his mouth, watching the robot eat carefully. down.

Ji Shuyang asked with a smile: "How? Is there a smell?"

Lin Chuyi chewed and swallowed it a few times, and squinted her eyes in satisfaction. How long has it been since she tasted food?He can't eat or drink, reminding him of the fact that he is a robot all the time. Only at this moment can he really regain the feeling of belonging to a human being.

"It's delicious. The noodles cooked by the doctor are very delicious." Lin Chuyi looked up at Xu Chenkai, and praised with a smile on his face.

"If you like it, eat it all." Xu Chenkai bent down and stroked his head.

A faint distress and sadness rose in my heart, and my nose was a little sore. Xiaoji, as a robot, has never tasted the taste of food. A bowl of noodles can satisfy him so much. If he can eat in the future, he will definitely cook for the robot every day eat.

After eating a few mouthfuls of noodles, the lost strength seemed to return to his body. Lin Chuyi took the bowl in Ji Shuyang's hand, indicating that he could eat by himself. Ji Shuyang did not object, and watched him slowly Eating noodles.

Lin Chuyi didn't put down the chopsticks until she finished eating a small bowl of noodles. Feeling much more comfortable in her stomach, she pulled a paper towel to wipe her mouth. Then she remembered the problem she had been neglecting all along, and asked embarrassingly: " Master, what time is it?"

Ji Shuyang raised his wrist and took a look: "It's 4:[-] in the morning, it's almost dawn, Xiaoji, are you full?"

"Well, I'm very full. I'll eat when I'm hungry." Lin Chu squeezed Ji Shuyang's hand apologetically: "Master, I'm sorry I kept you up all night again. Do you want to ask the company for leave? Take a day off at home?"

"Don't worry, I can rest for a while at noon, you will stay here with Chen Kai today, and I will pick you up after get off work." Ji Shuyang comforted, but he couldn't let go of the worries in his heart.

When the robot ate a small piece of dragon fruit, it took several hours for the sequelae to occur. This time, it ate a bowl of noodles. I don't know what the consequences will be.

If possible, he would really like to ask for a day off to be with the robot, but the company is approaching its opening recently, and it is busier than ever. Fortunately, Xu Chenkai is still there.

"Master, it's still early, go to the guest room of the doctor's house to sleep first, I will wake you up later, and the doctor will go to rest soon." Lin Chu noticed that the two looked tired, and hurriedly urged them to go to rest .

Xu Chenkai can catch up on sleep during the day, but Ji Shuyang has to work all day, and his lunch break is only two hours at most.

"Chen Kai, go to sleep, I'll stay here with Xiaoji." Ji Shuyang saw Xu Chenkai on the single sofa nodding his head, looking drowsy, they didn't sleep almost all night , worrying about the robot in my heart, I was really tired.

Xu Chen modeled a vague "hmm" a few times, stood up staggeringly, shook his head to stay awake, glanced at the energetic robot, and said reassuringly: "Okay, I'll go to sleep first."

"Master, go to sleep too, I'm in good spirits now." After Xu Chenkai left, Lin Chuyi continued to persuade Ji Shuyang.

"It's okay, I'll be here with you. You won't be able to sleep for a few hours if you go to sleep now. If you're tired, just sleep for a while." Ji Shuyang took the robot into his arms, let him lie on his lap, and stroked him back.

Lin Chuyi didn't refuse, and lay obediently on Ji Shuyang's lap, feeling Ji Shuyang's warm palms soothing his back. He knew that Ji Shuyang was just worried about him, maybe when he calmed down, Ji Shuyang Yang can sleep peacefully.

After breakfast at 8:[-], Lin Chuyi sent Ji Shuyang to go to work. Seeing that he was full of energy, Ji Shuyang seemed to be fine, so he left Xu Chenkai's villa after a few words.

The whole day, Lin Chuyi had nothing to do. Last night, the incident happened suddenly. Ji Shuyang sent him to Xu Chenkai's house without realizing it. He didn't bring any homework and mobile phone. He could only hold Xu Chenkai's pen. Video games turned to Weibo.

Speaking of which, he hasn't found any clues about Master Shutu. Lin Chuyi rested his chin, held the mouse in one hand, and clicked on Weibo of Master Shutu. There were not many Weibo posts of Master Shutu. The last long Weibo.

After reading the short story written by Master Shutu again, Lin Chuyi decided to continue browsing other people's Weibo. Thinking of the relationship between Sangxia and Shutu, the two are obviously very familiar, so he made up his mind to read Sangxia's Weibo first. Bo.

Sangxia has a lot of microblogs, and she often posts things about the radio drama Longsheng Nine Sons. Lin Chuyi originally wanted to use the search function, but after thinking about it, let’s read it slowly. It’s boring anyway. Sangxia’s Weibo is quite interesting. Can see a lot of fun things.

After getting acquainted in the group established by Sang Xia, I often heard them mention the deep and beautiful sound of YY. Except for the Longsheng Nine Sons radio drama club, they stayed on a YY channel with a deep and beautiful sound every day, and also on Weibo. mentioned often.

Lin Chuyi looked over one by one, and saw Sang Xia, Mu Xiao and others making fun of each other, and laughed happily. Reading their Weibo is indeed very interesting. It can not only pass the time, but also find a lot of laughs.

After flipping through several pages, Lin Chuyi still couldn't find the Weibo about the Great God Shutu. She scratched her hair angrily. Could it be that she was looking in the wrong direction again?Just as he was considering whether to continue, a Weibo suddenly caught his attention, and the next few Weibos were Aite's special master.

Lin Chuyi held her breath nervously, and looked down one by one, and the more she looked, the more something was wrong.

Why does Sangxia ask Ai Tetu to complain about things at work?Her recent work-related microblogs will be Aite Mu Xiao and Lu Qifan, or Su Ran and Xu Zizhou.

This is normal, they work in the same company, but in the Weibo with the date before, there is an extra master of different ways.

Looking at these Weibo posts of Sang Xia, how did God Shutu become her immediate boss?Isn't she Ji Shuyang's assistant?Ji Shuyang is the general manager, which is equivalent to the immediate boss of the branch...

Could it be that Ji Shuyang is the master of different paths?

Lin Chuyi frowned, looked at the date of Weibo, and then went back and flipped through Sang Xia's last Weibo about work. According to the date, it seems that after he opened Weibo, Sang Xia never had Ai Weibo again. A special way.

Is it because you are afraid of being exposed?So no longer Ai Tetu Dashen?

It's no wonder that every time Ji Shuyang mentions the Great God of Different Paths in front of Ji Shuyang, Ji Shuyang keeps talking in secret, and his feelings are deliberately concealing the truth.

Lin Chuyi couldn't figure it out, why did Ji Shuyang hide that he was a master of different ways?Knowing that he worships the Great God of Different Ways so much, but not telling him?Is it fun playing with him?He also pretended to be mysterious and asked him to come to Weibo to find the truth, which took a lot of trouble.

Some weird things in the past now make sense now, for example, Ji Shuyang always refuses his request to visit the God of Shutu, since we are all friends, he, as Ji Shuyang's robot, will visit Shutu It doesn't matter God.

Also, as soon as he asked for short stories and handwritten sentences, Master Shutu immediately sent them over. When Ji Shuyang asked him to find the truth by himself, the reward he mentioned was to show him all the saved manuscripts.

Since Ji Shuyang was able to get Master Shutu to produce all the manuscripts, why didn't he let him visit Master Shutu?It turns out that the truth is here——Ji Shuyang is the master of different ways!

Lin Chuyi's heart suddenly surged. Does this mean that he can see all of Shutu's manuscripts?I don't know how many unpublished manuscripts there are in Ji Shuyang's computer, just imagining it makes people excited, and I can't wait to rush to Ji Shuyang's company immediately and ask him to hand over the manuscripts.

As a result of such excitement, he was hungry before he had time to call Ji Shuyang. Lin Chuyi turned off Weibo, rushed out of the study with great interest, and found Xu Chenkai who was hiding in the laboratory for research.

"Doctor, I'm hungry." Lin Chuyi ran to Xu Chenkai, lay down on Xu Chenkai's table full of equipment and instruments, stared at Xu Chenkai pretending to be innocent, "Doctor, you don't give me lunch, my stomach hungry."

Xu Chenkai stared at him stupidly, who will tell him in what weird direction his robot is evolving?After eating a bowl of noodles in the early morning, I was worried that something would happen to him, and if he wasn't hungry, I wouldn't feed him any more.

Fortunately, the whole day was safe and sound, and he was full of energy when he ran in and out. He was not given lunch at noon, and he made a fuss for a while, but he didn't complain about hunger afterwards.Therefore, in the early morning, there was a deviation in his robot program.

There is no way, the horrible owner of the robot has explained before leaving that if the robot is not hungry, he is not allowed to feed him, so he can only do so, lest people come back and tear down his laboratory.

I looked up at the strangely shaped wall clock on the wall, it was very good, at 3:55 pm, the robot finally shouted that it was hungry.

"Go to the kitchen to get food by yourself, aren't you a great cook? You subdued your master's stomach, and by the way, tied your master's heart." Xu Chenkai left a sentence and continued the research invention in his hand. .

"Okay, then I'm going to eat, don't bother the doctor." Lin Chuyi automatically ignored the second half of Xu Chenkai's crazy words, and rushed out of the laboratory excitedly, and was stopped by Xu Chenkai as soon as he reached the door.

"Wait a minute, Xiaoji, after you eat, don't you have the urge to go to the toilet?" Xu Chenkai scanned the robot's body, just as he discovered at the time, all the food the robot ate was stored in that energy tank.

Let's call it an energy tank for the time being. Xu Chenkai scans the whole body of the robot every hour, and finds that the automatically generated tank in the robot's body can digest the food it eats, which is equivalent to an energy tank.

However, he was not sure whether it was converted into energy. Even so, there was always waste left after food was digested, and human beings were excreted through the excretory system. What about robots?Is it all digested?

Lin Chuyi gave a slight pause to the hand holding the door frame, then turned her head and glared at Xu Chenkai angrily, "Doctor Pervert, is it really okay to ask me if I want to go to the bathroom when I'm about to eat? Isn't it too inappropriate?" Moral? Affects appetite!"

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Xu Chenkai was stunned for a few seconds, and then burst out laughing, "Xiaoji, do you dare not be so cute? It really is a robot made by my genius doctor, cute thing, cute thing!"

Lin Chuyi frowned and glared at him for a while, then turned and left the laboratory, not forgetting to slam the heavy door hard to block the rampant laughter inside, and went to the kitchen to heat up the lunch made by Xu Chenkai.

But what Xu Chenkai said is very reasonable. If he can eat three meals a day like a human being in the future, and he can also eat extra snacks and fruits, but he can't excrete, then won't his stomach burst from eating so much?Or is everything you eat converted into energy?

Forget it, let’s eat first, since the body has a hunger response, it means that what we eat has been digested.

Thinking about it, Lin Chuyi regained her good mood, took out the lunch box from the microwave, sat in the dining room to eat, and planned to go back to cook a sumptuous dinner at night, and he would have a drink with the "God of Different Ways".