Robots are idiots

After cleaning, Lin Chuyi carried a lot of books and exercise books to the small pavilion in the garden to do her homework.

When Ji Shuyang was at work, he was the only one left at home. He either read books and did homework, or played games to pass the time. Fortunately, Ji Shuyang would call him and chat with him when he was free. would be so lonely.

I just did the exercises for a while, and the mobile phone on the side showed that I received a WeChat message. I put down the pen and picked up the mobile phone. Lin Chuyi opened WeChat curiously. Since joining the group, except for Ji Shuyang, few people have given him a message. I sent a WeChat message, and everything was said in the group.

It was Chang You!

Lin Chuyi was very happy. Chang You only sent a photo. It was the photo when he walked into the garden with a lot of things just now. He stood up and looked at the garden next door. Sure enough, he saw Chang You holding up his mobile phone and waving at him. At the same time, the phone received another WeChat message.

Chang You: It's unbelievable that you are actually a robot made by Xu Chenkai.

Lin Chuyi: I am also very surprised. You are actually a mermaid. It is amazing that there are mermaids in the world.

Chang You: Well, we are each other, but you are a robot made by humans, and you can chat and play together. When I think of sending WeChat with a robot, it is very incredible. Xiaoji’s IQ is so high!

Lin Chuyi: I am actually chatting with a mermaid, which is incredible.

Chang You: Do we have to worship each other like this? ==

Lin Chuyi: Hey, Xiaoyou, when was your little mermaid born?I want to see The Little Mermaid.

Chang You: It's August next month, and the due date is next month. What should I do?Still feel amazing, robot.

Lin Chuyi was very ashamed. The character of this mermaid is really cute. No wonder Sang Xia and the others always talk about it. Is it so unbelievable that he is a robot?Why did he think it was easier to accept than mermaids?

Maybe decades later, with the continuous development of science and technology, robots have been running all over the streets. He believes that human wisdom is endless.But mermaids are different. They are characters that exist in legends. Humans can't create a mermaid, can they?That can only be called a robot fish.

Lin Chuyi lay down on the table chatting with Chang You, while imagining how Chang You would turn into a mermaid. I asked Chang You just now. His tail is still blue, so he must be very beautiful. I don’t know what Chang Yousheng said. Is it the little mermaid or the human.

After chatting for a while, there was no news from Chang You. Lin Chuyi thought that something happened, so he quickly got up and looked around. He was relieved when he saw Chang You holding his mobile phone on the phone, probably Shao Chenmu called to care him.

There was no one to chat with him, and Lin Chuyi felt quite bored. Holding the tablet, she opened Weibo to read the news. As soon as she logged into Weibo, she received a few tweets and gained a lot of fans. She opened it curiously. At the time of the great god Aite, he almost jumped up excitedly.

Master Shutu posted a long Weibo, which was his long-awaited short story, and specially tweeted him. Lin Chuyi clicked on the long Weibo with a slightly trembling hand. The wireless network in the villa was very smooth, but this time The loading time of the long Weibo made him feel very slow, and he couldn't wait to see the content of the long Weibo.

Although the story was less than [-] words, Lin Chuyi read it with gusto. As expected of a master of different ways, short stories can be written so thrillingly that he couldn't stop reading it. After reading it several times, Lin Chuyi remembered that he hadn't Forward and thank God Shutu.

It’s the original intention, not the fifteenth: Thank you for the gift of God Shutu, the short story is so wonderfully written, the meaning is still unfinished, Shutu is great, what should I do if I want to read it again? //@异途: The second gift I promised to give to Xiaoji, please accept it! @是初意不是十五[Long Weibo]

After reposting the Weibo, Lin Chuyi couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart, and clicked on the comment under Master Shutu's Weibo. This is the first Weibo post of Master Shutu after he sealed his pen. In just a few hours, There are tens of thousands of comments on Weibo.

Inexplicably, he felt that if the development continued like this, Master Shutu could become a hot topic. Lin Chuyi touched his nose. Master Shutu used to be a great professional writer, so it is normal for Master Shutu to be on hot topics.

The comments on Weibo were all tearfully moved by the return of the Great God Shutu, and hoped that the Great God Shutu could write more such short stories. Lin Chuyi kept nodding in agreement and expressed his heartfelt feelings.

Of course, I did not forget to guess the identity of "Xiaoji". Some sharp-eyed fans even checked his Weibo and saw that the people who followed him were all outstanding people in different fields of Two-dimensional. Some fans, who were afraid of chaos in the world, guessed that he was the sweetheart of Great God Shutu, and started teasing him and Great God Shutu.

Lin Chuyi touched his face in embarrassment, it was a little hot, such a bold remark, even he, a robot, couldn't bear to blush, if he had a heart, he would jump out of his chest now.

Holding the tablet and swiping Weibo with fascination, Lin Chuyi brought out the image of a brainless fan to the fullest. After a long while, Lin Chuyi suddenly noticed that Master Shutu was still online, pulled his hair in regret, and immediately clicked on the private chat of the great master .

This was another good opportunity to strike up a conversation, but he almost missed it. Unfortunately, before he had time to type, the phone on the table rang. He frowned and picked up the phone. When he saw that it was Ji Shuyang's call, he immediately put down the tablet excitedly. Picked up the phone.

"Master, I received Aite from Great God Shutu. He really wrote a short story. It was really well written. Thank you Master for helping me ask for this gift from Great God Shutu. Master, I will make a big story for you tonight. meal."

Ji Shuyang on the other end of the phone held the phone, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He had imagined the excitement of the robot when he received Aite, so there was no need to be so excited, right?Before he could say a word, the robot started pouring the beans.

"Xiaoji, hold on, hold on!"

"Huh?" Lin Chuyi realized that she was overly excited, and pinched her nose embarrassingly, "I'm sorry, master, I was too excited, I thought that God Shutu would not give me short stories if he gave me a picture album. I got over excited for a moment."

Not only is he overly excited, but he can fly into the sky with just a pair of wings.

Ji Shuyang smiled helplessly, and comforted him: "Xiaoji, what would you do if I said that Master Shutu is someone by your side?"

"Who?" Lin Chuyi jumped up from the chair, filtered all the people he knew in his mind, picked out a few most likely candidates, and analyzed with a frown, "Zi Yan is a master of pen and ink, there is no possibility Of the two identities, I think the one that best suits the temperament of the master Shutu is... Teacher Jin, no, isn’t Teacher Jin the CV master Jingzhe?”

"Is it really Mr. Jin? There is no rule that the CV cannot be a writer. I think it is very likely to be Mr. Jin. Anyway, it can't be Dr. Wei and Li Xin. Those two are too convulsive, and chess is impossible. You are too young to have such a deep experience, and everyone else may be..."

"Master, don't tell me you are the God of Different Paths?"

Ji Shuyang listened to Lin Chuyi rambling on the phone with a smile, and had to say, baby Xiaoji, you got the truth!

"Xiaoji, guess slowly, rely on your own observation ability to discover, if you guess correctly, I will ask Shutu to show you all the manuscripts and materials in his computer, how about it?" Ji Shuyang tempted with.

"Master, lend me your computer first." Lin Chuyi squinted, smiled maliciously, and then wrinkled his face dissatisfied, "This is not possible, if the master is the great god of different ways, you must All the data has been transferred, and the computer has long been empty. Is it really okay for the master to be so appetizing? It's too treacherous."

Ji Shuyang's joyful laughter came from the phone.

With a sullen face, Lin Chuyi raised her foot and kicked the pebbles on the ground, lay down on the bench under the shade of the tree, and continued to grind: "Master, I don't want to guess, just tell me, Shutuda is really Anyone I know? Who the hell is he?"

"Xiaoji, don't you think this game is very interesting?"

"It's not interesting, it's not interesting at all. Master, prepare to be hungry tonight. I won't cook for you anymore." Lin Chuyi began to deny it, wanting to scratch the wall. Although the robot doesn't have a heart, he is a robot with a heart. An emotionally intelligent robot with a human soul, it's too unkind to whet his appetite like this.

"Oh? Is that so? It seems that Xiaoji doesn't want to save manuscripts in different ways, so let's not play this game. It doesn't make much difference to me. Since Xiaoji doesn't want to watch it, I don't want to watch it. I won't force you."

Ji Shuyang's tone was leisurely and leisurely. Hearing that, Lin Chuyi wanted to rush up to Ji Shuyang and punch him hard. In the end, he couldn't resist the curiosity and temptation in his heart, and was defeated: "Master, please give me some hint."

Ji Shuyang laughed softly: "I think... Xiaoji, you can think about it slowly, go to eat first, and we can discuss this issue slowly when I get back from get off work."

"Master, Master!" Lin Chuyi still wanted to protest, but the phone was hung up. She stared at the phone for a long time, put down the phone disgruntledly, and lay down on the bench.

Ji Shuyang is getting more and more cunning, is it fun to tease him about a robot like this?Not to mention that he is just a robot controlled by a program, even if he has a human soul, he may not have such powerful observation skills.

Besides, there are so many people in Ji Shuyang's circle of friends, everyone may be a master of different ways. Take the most likely Jin Yihang as an example. It is possible to meet the conditions of the Great God of Shutu, even Lu Qifan.

Lin Chuyi got up and wandered around in the garden. The more he thought about it, the more irritable he became. He rushed to Ji Shuyang's company, grabbed Ji Shuyang and shook him violently, making him give up his urge to kill, and squatted frantically By the side of the fish pond, I broke a branch from the side and poked the fish pond, and the swimming fish immediately fled in all directions.

All afternoon, Lin Chuyi did nothing. He took a piece of paper, scribbled and drew on it, and made a list of names. They are all listed, but naturally there is no conclusion.

Holding a paper full of analysis, Lin Chuyi lay on the sofa to study, and unknowingly fell asleep. Before falling asleep, a thought flashed in his mind, and a wicked smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

Ji Shuyang came back to the villa after get off work. As soon as he walked into the lobby on the first floor, he saw the robot lying on the sofa. A piece of paper fell on the ground next to the sofa. stand up.

When he saw the contents of the paper clearly, Ji Shuyang pressed his fist to his lips and chuckled, threw the paper on the coffee table, leaned over to look at the peaceful sleeping face of the robot, this guy didn't know what he dreamed of, and he smiled so happily.

He couldn't help leaning his head over, and kissed the robot's curved mouth lightly. It was not a cold mechanical touch, but a little soft and warm. Ji Shuyang straightened up, stared at it for a moment, then turned and went upstairs change clothes.

After changing into home clothes and returning to the lobby on the first floor, the robot was still sleeping. Ji Shuyang sighed helplessly. He really did what he said. Are you going to starve him tonight?

In the end, he couldn’t bear to wake him up, so Ji Shuyang went to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles. When there were no robots, he would occasionally cook something by himself. full stomach.

After eating the noodles, he soaked the bowl in the sink, planning to let the robot compensate him for a supper, then walked back to the living room and sat on the single sofa, turned on the TV, watched the news, took a rest, and waited for the robot to wake up.

Lin Chuyi fell into a deep sleep, and heard faint voices, like the voices from the TV, opened her eyes vaguely, sat up on the sofa, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and saw Ji Shuyang was watching him with a half-smile.

Waking up suddenly, the drowsiness disappeared immediately, and he turned his head to look out the French window, it was pitch black, and smiled awkwardly at Ji Shuyang: "Master, you, you are back!"

"Well, woke up?" Ji Shuyang threw the magazine in his hand on the coffee table, got up and sat next to the robot, rubbing his hair, "Why did you sleep so deeply? Didn't sleep well last night? Or did you do something else today?" thing?"

Lin Chuyi raised her hands and rubbed her face, shaking her head: "I didn't do anything, I was just thinking about a question, master, have you had dinner? What time is it?"

"It's 8 o'clock, let's cook some supper later." Ji Shuyang leaned over and took the piece of paper on the coffee table, handed it to the robot, and asked with a smile, "Have you been thinking about this problem all afternoon?"

Lin Chuyi snatched the paper and glared at Ji Shuyang: "Who made the master refuse to tell me the truth? I can only guess on my own. Master, are you sure you want to keep hiding it?"

"Well, Xiaoji, I'll show you a direction."

"Subject, is it reliable?" Lin Chuyi narrowed her eyes, "Master's credit has been discounted."

"It's not big or small, it's lawless, and I usually spoil you too much." Ji Shuyang patted his head with a palm, saw the robot with a terrified smile, hugged the robot in his arms and rubbed it, and seemed to like to follow him recently Robots are so intimate.

Ji Shuyang ignored the strangeness in his heart, and said softly: "Xiaoji, you can go to Weibo to find it."

Lin Chu wondered for a moment, and looked at Ji Shuyang sadly: "The master is really fooling me. Shutuda's Weibo is all advertisements. I have turned through several pages, and I don't even want to turn it over."

"Who said that there are only clues in Shutu's Weibo, have you checked the Weibo of Shutu's friend?" Ji Shuyang grabbed his face, "The master helped you here, can you get the special clue?" How to save manuscripts depends on your creation."

"Cut..." Lin Chuyi slapped Ji Shuyang's hand away, rolled his eyes, ignored Ji Shuyang's teasing, and hugged the tablet to the side to browse Weibo.