Robots are idiots

After Lin Chuyi finished her homework, she turned her head and glanced at the closed study door, wondering if she should go in now to check with Ji Shuyang, picked up the phone on the table, and turned on the screen. It was only 9:[-], and the time was still morning.

Putting down his mobile phone, he looked at the night scene outside the floor-to-ceiling window with his chin resting on his cheek. When he was free during the day, he liked to sit on the balcony and read a book, admiring the scenery outside the window. It was a feeling of leisurely enjoying time, which was an extremely luxurious enjoyment in his heart. Never dreamed of it before.

There were footsteps in the living room, Lin Chuyi turned her head and saw Ji Shuyang walking towards him leisurely with a teacup in one hand and the other in his home clothes pocket, put the teacup on the table, and sat opposite him, Asked: "Have you finished your homework?"

Lin Chuyi nodded, and pushed the exercise book in front of Ji Shuyang: "Have you finished dealing with the master's business?"

Ji Shuyang leaned on the back of the chair and breathed a sigh of relief. He was not in a hurry to check the homework of the robot. He turned his head and looked out the window. This position has a wide view of the scenery. No wonder the robot likes to sit here. He chuckled and said, "Appropriate." relax."

Lin Chuyi looked at Ji Shuyang with a relaxed face, and didn't want to disturb him. She pulled the laptop on the other side of the table to her face, opened the game client on the desktop, logged in the game skillfully, and followed Sang Xia and others to do daily work. Download the copy.

Ji Shuyang saw the robot typing on the keyboard with a smile on his face. He guessed that this guy must be playing games again. He picked up the homework book on the table. The robot is very serious about learning and doing homework very carefully. There are few mistakes or no mistakes. Do.

I remembered that the robot said that it was going to take the entrance examination for the No. [-] Senior High School in S City. According to the robot's current academic performance, there is absolutely no problem in passing it smoothly, and it may even become the first in the grade.

The memory bank of a robot is by no means comparable to that of a human. Everything he has seen can be firmly stored in the memory bank. It seems a bit unfair to compare the memory of a human being with a robot.

After playing the game for a while, Lin Chu thought that Ji Shuyang had no plans to go back to the study, so he could only minimize the game silently, open the webpage to find news, in front of Ji Shuyang, he should restrain himself a little, and not become a game scumbag robot.

It was Ji Shuyang who encouraged him to play games at the beginning, and he was really fascinated when he first played. He was banned by Ji Shuyang for a period of time, and he was only allowed to play games for two hours a day. Reasonable allocation of game time.

"Weibo..." Lin Chuyi rested her chin and pondered, feeling that she could see this thing everywhere, "Master, do you have Weibo? I often see Weibo on TV and on the Internet. What is it?"

Ji Shuyang looked up at the curious robot: "Xiaoji can learn to explore by himself."

Lin Chuyi pursed her lips, complained a few words in her heart, finally swallowed the rebuttal, silently opened the search bar, entered the word "Weibo", registered as required, stared at the nickname column, and there was no movement for a long time: " Master, can the nickname be changed in the future?"

"Yes." Ji Shuyang replied with a smile, "Xiaoji is registering on Weibo?"

"Well, I can play by myself." Lin Chu wondered for a moment, then remembered Mu Xiao's QQ nickname "Is it Xiao, not Xiao", and finally made up his mind to type a few characters—"It's the original intention, not fifteen"!

After the registration was completed, Lin Chuyi logged into Weibo with great interest, and saw that she followed 0, but there were two more fans. She didn't expect to have fans just after registration.

I was so excited that I opened the fan section, and when I saw the nicknames marked with advertisements, I was stunned. They were all advertisements. No wonder I followed him as soon as I registered. Obviously, they were all systems.

"Delete it, these are system zombie fans." Ji Shuyang pulled a chair and sat next to the robot. There were all kinds of mess in Weibo, and the robot didn't have the ability to distinguish, worrying that he would pay attention to some miscellaneous Weibo.

Lin Chuyi obediently removed the two zombie fans, returned to the homepage of Weibo, saw the hot topic next to it, clicked on a topic of interest, and watched the vigorous discussion under the hot topic, with weird and funny remarks emerging endlessly, Immediately amused.

"I don't know if Xiao Xia and the others have Weibo. I want to follow them." As soon as Lin Chuyi finished speaking, the movements of his hands didn't stop. He immediately clicked on the QQ group on the taskbar and typed a paragraph of text.

Lin Chuyi: Do you have Weibo?I registered a Weibo, the original intention is not fifteen, seeking mutual fans.

The originally lively QQ group swiping the screen suddenly became quiet. Lin Chuyi turned his head and glanced at Ji Shuyang in doubt. Ji Shuyang's eyes flashed a strange look, and Lin Chuyi's doubts immediately deepened. He said something wrong. What words?

This group was established by Sang Xia. There were many people there when he was pulled into the group, and no one joined after that. According to his long-term observation, this is the group of Sang Xia's circle of friends.Usually everyone gets along well, and they are all friends in life. After getting along for a while, Lin Chuyi also got to know them well, so what happened now?

Li Xin: This is the mighty and majestic general attacking adult "Li Xiaomeng", Xiaojiji, come and make friends with each other. o(*////▽////*)q

Mu Xiao: Dear God, Chi Mu's Weibo ID is "Longsheng Nine Sons CV Chi Mu".

Sang Xia: Amanda, the nine sons of the dragon, and Xiaoji also have a Weibo account, congratulations! [Mr. Li has had enough of getting wet, little chirp is so evil, I don't even think about it.

Su Ran: The overtones - Weishi, and Xushi's big Weibo is called Xushi.

……

Lin Chuyi frantically copied the nicknames to the search bar one by one. He was new to Weibo, so he was not proficient in Weibo at all and often made mistakes. When he found Li Xin’s Weibo, he saw the golden big V, and the huge number of fans, Lin Chuyi was hit hard.

Reluctantly searched Mu Xiao's Weibo. Although he didn't have as many fans as Li Xin, he still had more than 2 fans. Lu Qiefan's fans were even more exaggerated, with 10,000+ fans, almost 30.

Ma Dan, what kind of people are these?Even Sangxia has tens of thousands of fans. Every time she searches for a nickname, Lin Chuyi's heart cries. Looking back at her poor friendship fans, there is no wild fan, and she feels very sad.

Ji Shuyang looked at the robot with a mournful face, and operated it with pauses and pauses. He pressed his fist to his lips and smiled softly. After receiving a fierce look from the robot, he immediately regained his composure. Touch the screen.

Ji Shuyang: Why didn't you post the link address on Weibo?Isn't it more troublesome to search for an ID?Or you can pay attention to him, which is easier.

Li Xin: In the above chat records, those above Ji Shuyang and below Li Xin are all idiots!

Ning Qi: Get fucked, you idiot were the first to report your nickname! (╯‵口′)╯╧╧

Sang Xia: Kneel down, Mr. Li has lowered the IQ of the entire group! ＿|￣|○

Lin Chuyi: ...

Lin Chuyi pounded the table. Li Xin, a stupid guy, really lowered the IQ of the whole group. How many stupid things has he done so far?Causing him to search one by one and then pay attention, wasting so much time?

Pay attention to all the people in the group, and the severely damaged mind has gradually become stronger. All in all, the people in this group are not "mortals".Su Ran and Chang You, who have the fewest fans, both have several thousand fans. Great gods like Rimu Guitu have millions of fans, including Qin Ziyan, who also has hundreds of thousands.

Looking back at the 11 people who follow me pitifully and the 11 fans, the more I look at it, the more desolate I am.

Lin Chuyi touched her nose sadly, and suddenly remembered something, and immediately found the Weibo of Shutu Master in Weibo search. Shutu Master's Weibo also has a lot of fans, similar to that of Higurashi Returning God, so he clicked to follow in a happy mood .

Lin Chuyi: I found the Weibo of Shutu Master.

As soon as Lin Chuyi sent out the words, the group was quiet again. Today, the group of people were very strange, and they turned their heads to look at Ji Shuyang again in bewilderment. He knew that Ji Shuyang was spying on the group: "Master , do you have Weibo?"

Ji Shuyang paused slightly with his hand on the tablet screen, and said lightly: "No."

"Master, you are too bumpy. Even Brother Fan and Teacher Jin have Weibo, but you don't? You can't keep up with our rhythm." Lin Chuyi complained very rudely, and turned her head to look at the leader in the group, Sang Xia. , neatly swiped the applause kaomoji "└(￣￣└)(┘￣￣)┘".

"Okay, our little one is tall." Ji Shuyang joked helplessly, rubbing the robot's head vigorously, and this guy knew how to tease him more and more.

Looking down at the screen, the robots in the group rolled around and begged Sangxia cutely, hoping to get the attention of the Great God Shutu. Ji Shuyang returned to the interface, clicked on the APP to download Weibo.

Even if he pays attention to the robot later, the robot will think that it is the credit of Sang Xia. It is not easy for such a large group of people to keep their mouth shut until today, Ji Shuyang smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Master, Great God Shutu has followed me." Lin Chuyi looked at the Great God Shutu lying among the fans in surprise, and when he saw Ji Shuyang, he just looked at him with a smile, scratched his hair embarrassedly, and said in the group After a few words of thanks to Sangxia, I browsed the Weibo of Master Shutu with great interest.

There are more than 1000 posts on the Weibo of Master Shutu, but most of them are formulaic content. At least Lin Chuyi read the content on the first page, and did not find any personal news about Master Shutu, except for the top one announcing the closure of his pen. Except for the news, the rest is to promote the novel.

"Did Master Shutu even give up on Weibo after he announced the closure of his pen?" Lin Chuyi clicked the mouse sullenly, "I can't find any personal information about Master Shutu."

Ji Shuyang glanced at the sullen robot, put the tablet on the table, and explained seriously: "Xiaoji, for a person like Shutu, his Weibo was managed by the behind-the-scenes team before, I think he himself I seldom pay attention to Weibo.”

"It means that I paid attention to a work team, not Master Shutu?" Lin Chuyi was shocked, but after thinking about it, he felt wrong, "But Master Shutu clearly followed me just now?"

Ji Shuyang patted him on the head: "After Shutu announced the closure of the pen, in a sense, it has terminated its cooperation with the work team, and Weibo has become private. Now this Weibo of Shutu belongs to Shutu only. Alone, understand?"

Lin Chuyi immediately revived with full blood on the spot: "Then can I leave a message for Master Shutu in the future? It seems impossible. With so many messages, Master Shutu may not see me."

"Fool, you can set the anti-disturb function on Weibo. I think Master Shutu must have set up these functions. You can only receive messages from people you follow. So if you leave a message for Shutu, he will receive a message reminder." Ji Shu Yang continued to explain to the robot, curious, what words would the robot leave for him?

Lin Chuyi was even more excited. She always felt that the distance between him and the Great God Shutu had suddenly shortened. He wondered if he could chat with the Great God Shutu in the future. He patted his head annoyed. Ji Shuyang was right. He is getting more and more aggressive.

Then he picked up the mobile phone on the side and handed it to Ji Shuyang: "Master, please help me to post Weibo on both the mobile phone and the tablet. I will use the mobile phone to go to Weibo later, and I want to study the Weibo of the great master Shutu." .”

Ji Shuyang took his mobile phone: "It has been installed on the tablet for you. Even if tomorrow is Saturday, you must pay attention to the time. You are not allowed to watch Weibo all night, otherwise I will ask Shutu to unfollow you."

"Ah?" The lethality is too strong, Lin Chuyi looked at the serious Ji Shuyang with resentment, well, the master's words are the imperial decree, and there is no mercy for resisting the decree, "Master, I must go to bed before 12 o'clock .”

Anyway, he was sleeping alone, after Ji Shuyang fell asleep, how could he control him?Besides, he's a robot, it's fine if he doesn't sleep for a few days, it's a trivial matter if he doesn't sleep for a night, and besides, he doesn't get dark circles under his eyes.

"Xiaoji, sleep with me tonight." Ji Shuyang said lightly, "There is a small green light on Weibo that will show whether you are online, don't think that no one will notice if you sneak around."

"Yes, master!" A basin of cold water was poured down, and Lin Chuyi lay down on the table weakly.

Ji Shuyang lowered his head to hide the playful smile on the corner of his mouth, and joked: "The group is discussing the activities of tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, don't you pay attention? Or as long as you have a master of different ways, the rest is just floating clouds?"

"Pfft, Fuyun, the master has grown up too!" Lin Chuyi immediately straightened up.

Pull the group chat that is still open on the desktop to the top, a group of people are discussing where to go on weekends, some say they are going to have a picnic, some say they are going to climb mountains and the beach, and some say they are going to an amusement park Stimulating game.

Lin Chuyi rested her chin on one hand: "Master, I can't eat, I can't participate in picnic activities, the beach...forget it, if I jump into the sea, the cliff will be short-circuited. Mountain climbing and amusement parks are good, since I was born At first, neither the master nor the doctor took me to the amusement park, so let's go to the amusement park."

Lin Chuyi yearned a little. His parents died young, and he lost the right to enjoy his childhood at a very young age. Amusement parks only existed in imaginary worlds.It is impossible for the aunt's family to take him out to play. Every time the aunt's family goes out to play, he only has to do housework at home. If there is this opportunity, I really want to see it.

"You still know you can't eat? I think you often can't stand the temptation of food, huh?" Ji Shuyang raised his eyebrows, looking at the embarrassed expression of the robot, he was in a happy mood, "The seaside is not suitable for you, Xiaoji, you can put Tell them what you think, and discuss it with them.”

Lin Chuyi looked at Ji Shuyang, and looked down at the group chat that was still under discussion. He disagreed with each other and couldn't reach an agreement at all. He tried to type out his thoughts and pressed the Enter key.

No matter in the past or now, he seldom expresses his opinions. When he needs to make up his mind, he just listens to everyone's discussion and then acts accordingly.

Even if they have entered Ji Shuyang's circle of friends now, they still take good care of him. Many of them haven't met each other yet, but because of their mutual relationship, they have gotten to know each other very well. Sometimes Sang Xia invites him out to play, and he follows him. Go, no opinions.

At the end of the discussion, everyone finally reached an agreement and decided to go to the amusement park. Of course, it was not Lin Chuyi's insistence, but everyone felt that he was the youngest. Since he wanted to go, the older ones should let him go. Lin Chuyi was very happy. Ashamed, inexplicably feel ashamed, these guys are really unreliable.