Robots are idiots

Ji Shuyang put down the bowl and chopsticks, leaned over and snatched the plate and spoon from the robot's hand, and stared at the robot with a slightly stern face. What happened to the robot recently?Can't control your behavior so much?I just suffered a loss, and my body has not fully recovered until now, and now I have to eat again.

"Xiaoji, after dinner, I'll take you to the doctor's place and check the procedure again."

"I'm sorry, master, I won't eat anymore." Lin Chuyi was also taken aback by himself. He didn't want to eat, but he didn't know what happened. He suddenly felt that his sense of smell was particularly sensitive today, and he couldn't help thinking Tasting the taste, seeing Ji Shuyang's serious expression, I was a little uneasy. Ji Shuyang's strictness was very scary.

"Did you swallow it?" Seeing the pitiful look of the robot, Ji Shuyang softened his tone. Fortunately, he found out in time. If he was not around, would the robot have to drink the whole bowl of soup?

Lin Chuyi quickly shook his head, he just touched it with the tip of his tongue, and Ji Shuyang snatched the plate away.

Is it an illusion?He always felt that he tasted the taste just now, it was no longer bland, but a little salty.He wanted to try again, but he didn't dare to challenge Ji Shuyang's temper at all, so he could only try secretly when Ji Shuyang was away.

This upgrade program not only makes the sense of smell more sensitive, but also the sense of taste, right?Because of eating dragon fruit, the robot's body has the sense of taste, and the program is automatically generated.

Lin Chuyi boldly guessed that every time a new program was added in the past, he received new information. Does that mean that as long as he continues to work hard, he can eat in the future?No matter what it will look like in the future and how long it will take, Lin Chuyi is still very happy in his heart. He doesn't want to be a numb robot for the rest of his life.

As expected, Ji Shuyang did what he said, he hurriedly finished his meal, and before he had time to clean up the dining table, he dragged him to Xu Chenkai's house. Only then did he realize that Ji Shuyang might be offended this time, and in the future he would Be careful.

Xu Chenkai looked at the people who suddenly appeared in the villa with an unkind expression, he still didn't want to see this pair of master and servant who were good at crossing rivers and tearing down bridges.As soon as he heard that the robot was eating again, even if he found out in time this time and didn't have time to swallow it, he still wanted to slam his head against the wall to death.

"Whether it's useful or not, add mandatory instructions, and stop letting Xiaoji do whatever he wants, and something will happen sooner or later." Ji Shuyang stared at the robot in the instrument compartment, and the robot stared at the lid of the instrument compartment in a daze, with an innocent expression, Just like a simple child.

Xu Chenkai rolled his eyes towards the sky: "Okay, I know, it's also for Xiaoji's sake, this guy probably thinks eating is fun, we humans eat every day, but he has never eaten and wants to imitate. Robot The evolution of human beings is like a child who is full of curiosity about the world, and the behavior of adults directly affects the child's ability to imitate."

Ji Shuyang nodded: "I will talk to Xiaoji when I go back."

In the next few days, Lin Chuyi deeply felt a sense of powerlessness of "pressing on people". During the day, Ji Shuyang had to go to work, and before going to work, he would be sent to Xu Chenkai's house, and Xu Chenkai would watch him.In the past, Ji Shuyang used to deal with official business in the study room at night, while he was watching TV or doing homework in the living room, so he moved his place to the study room these days.

Well, Lin Chuyi can understand the feelings of Ji Shuyang and Xu Chenkai. After all, it is not easy to make such a robot that is exactly like a human being. He cannot destroy the robot's body, but he already knows that he is wrong, and he will not secretly eat it again. It's over, don't worry about him anymore, right?

Laying on the sofa with a laptop in hand, playing the game Ji Shuyang introduced. For a person like him who had never had a chance to touch a computer before, playing such a high-end game would end badly. Walking around on the map, if one is not careful, he will be hacked to death, and there is no place to cry.

After being led by Mu Xiao and Sang Xia for a few days, he gradually understood that he had to take on daily tasks in the game. After completing the tasks, he would get experience and rewards, so that he could level up and the characters in the game would become more and more powerful.Lin Chuyi was ashamed, he was a game idiot at all, he finally got better in the past few days, he was able to go about his daily life alone, and beat a few mobs.

In the game, his circle of friends has expanded again, and he knows more and more people. According to Mu Xiao, they are not only partners in the game, but also know each other in reality. Because of this relationship, he also slowly Slowly integrate into this group.

"Not bad, we all know to join the family and chat with the clansmen!" Xu Chenkai looked around and saw the robot's fingers tapping the keyboard dexterously, with a smile on his face and a happy mood. The chat channel in the lower right corner of the game screen scrolled rapidly, "Come on, show it to Dad." Look, what kind of friends have you made?"

Lin Chuyi glanced at him, moved to the side holding the computer, and stared: "This is my privacy."

"Hey, do robots understand privacy? Hurry up and take it here, I am your father, and fathers have the right to discipline their children... Wait a minute, put down your phone, what are you going to do? Sue your master?" Xu Chenkai saw The robot picked up the phone without thinking, and immediately begged for mercy, "Isn't it just a joke, it's getting less and less cute."

Xu Chenkai was deflated, and Lin Chuyi continued to chat with the family members contentedly. Anyone who let this perverted doctor bully him if he had nothing to do, as long as he moved out of Ji Shuyang, everything would be fine.It seems that after becoming a robot, he got the love he dreamed of, and he became more and more dependent on others.

"Doctor, which school will I go to in the future? I think the No. [-] Senior Middle School taught by Mr. Jin is very good. I believe that I can pass the entrance examination according to my grades. Doctor, do you think so?" Lin Chuyi was serious. asked.

"Pfft..." Xu Chenkai sprayed out his mouthful of tea, "Wipe, I'm going to mop the floor!"

"I won't procrastinate, you procrastinate!" Lin Chuyi immediately turned her head away, secretly laughing, starting with Xu Chenkai, I'm afraid the success rate will be higher, Ji Shuyang really dotes on him, but it's a pity on this point Always refused to nod.

"Why do you have to go to school? You can study at home, but at worst, I'll hire you a tutor." Xu Chenkai didn't understand the persistence of robots. If he had known this, he wouldn't have programmed so well the common sense of life. He would rather be stupid and worry-free. !

"I don't go to school at this age, should I go to work? Well, the doctor introduced me to a job, and I will go to work."

"What age are you? How old are you? You haven't even reached half a year old yet. You're learning yarn balls. Stay at home obediently and don't go anywhere. You're still working part-time. What can you do? Xiaoji, you just need to Take good care of your master, this is your job, how about I discuss it with Ji Shuyang and ask him to pay you?"

Lin Chuyi's face was full of black lines, and Dr. Wei's brain circuit was different from ordinary people as always.

"Oh, yes, I heard from your master that you want to make money to buy a dog. You don't need to make money. Dad will buy you one right away. What kind of dog do you want? Dad will buy it for you. For the money of a dog, Dad It's still affordable." Xu Chenkai had a bold face.

"Tibetan mastiff!"

Xu Chenkai was about to spout tea again, looking at the robot with a frightening smile, rubbing it, playing tricks, the robot is too smart, challenging its IQ all day long, every time it is him who is unlucky, should he cry or be proud?

"No need, I want to buy a dog myself, it's more meaningful." Lin Chuyi said with a smile, the dog is just a joke, the main purpose is to go to school, as a robot, this kind of request is a bit greedy, and it is precisely because he It is a robot that can have this willful and greedy opportunity.

"Okay, as long as you can convince your master, you can do whatever you want, I can't be the master." Xu Chenkai surrendered.

"Spineless!" Lin Chuyi complained mercilessly, "Doctor, do you think the owner's company can use temporary workers? Aren't many units recruiting temporary workers during the summer vacation to give students a chance to exercise? Apply for one for me." name."

"I have no backbone!" Xu Chenkai rolled his eyes, took out a one hundred yuan card and handed it to the robot, "Go, buy a pack of cigarettes for Dad, and the rest will be your salary."

"Get out!" Lin Chuyi slapped the money on his face, and laughed when he saw Xu Chenkai's distorted face.

Xu Chenkai is sometimes a bit weird, but Lin Chuyi still likes to get along with him very much. In a sense, Xu Chenkai is indeed his father. Xu Chenkai is more carefree and can take jokes.

Ji Shuyang has a gentle personality, can get along well with Sang Xia and others, and occasionally makes some harmless jokes, unlike Lu Qiefan who is expressionless, only familiar people can chat a few words.It's just that Ji Shuyang's gentleness comes with seriousness, he will make troubles with Ji Shuyang, but he dare not be as unscrupulous as he was with Xu Chenkai.

In the evening, Ji Shuyang came to pick him up, passed by a restaurant, bought dinner and went home. Seeing the puzzled expression of the robot, he explained with a smile, "I'll give you a holiday."

Lin Chuyi chuckled: "I'm on vacation every day, and I'm almost moldy."

"You won't get moldy, you'll just get rusty." Ji Shuyang teased, "Xiaoji, you said last time you were going to work...don't get excited, I'm not here to introduce you to a job, but to show you a job. A few days ago, Xiaoxia was helping the reception department to apply for a membership card in the square, so you go and help her."

"Yeah!"

"Go without salary?" Ji Shuyang smiled and watched the robot's face collapse instantly, completely amused, and comforted, "Although the company will not pay you salary, I can compensate you in private. If you perform well, I will Take you to the bookstore, whether you want to buy novels or exercise books and textbooks, I will buy them for you."

"One word from a gentleman, four horses are hard to chase!" Lin Chuyi stretched out his palm, signaling Ji Shuyang to high-five him, and suddenly remembered something, with a tangled expression, "I still feel that I have lost."

"Oh? How do you say it?" Ji Shuyang was curious.

"You don't need to buy novels. Don't you own all the books in the master's study room? There are so many, I can't finish reading them in a year. As for the exercise books, I can't finish them no matter how many I buy, not to mention that I have to go to school after the summer vacation." , There are endless exercise books in the school."

"You can really take advantage. When did I say that I gave you the books in the entire study room? I said that all the books in the special way belong to you." Ji Shuyang couldn't laugh or cry. This robot just appeared when it was time to use the memory bank. Loopholes", the ability to be half obedient is getting better and better, and the word "different ways" is automatically ignored by emotion.

Lin Chuyi snickered, and suddenly thought of it: "Master, why don't you do this? It doesn't matter if you don't buy the novel. Master is very familiar with Master Shutu, so let Master Shutu write a short story for me. Extra episodes are also fine. How about it?"

"Xiaoji, do you understand what it means to push through what is difficult for someone else?"

"I don't understand, the doctor didn't give me the meaning of these two idioms, there is no such thing in the memory bank!"

Lin Chuyi listened to Ji Shuyang's low-pitched laughter, followed by laughing, turned to look at the scenery outside the window, the environment of the villa area is extremely beautiful, just in the early summer, when flowers are in full bloom, she couldn't help suggesting: "Master, at night we Out for a walk?"

"Okay!" Ji Shuyang said softly, glanced at the robot's quiet side face, and made a decision in his heart.