818 The goddess who threw me N times
Chapter 24 Floor 23. The Stolen First Kiss
Landlord: Pony has no armor
Early in the morning, when it was still daylight, I was awakened by a bell ringing while I was still talking about life and dreams with Duke Zhou.
Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine~~~
"Hong Xiaodou, you are so impatient~~" I picked up the phone, and before I finished getting up, I heard a burst of mournful crying from over there, "Hey! Sister, my most precious Something was stolen! What should I do, 5555~~"
"Ah? The most precious thing, what is that? The new tablet that my uncle bought for you? The jade bracelet passed down to you by your grandma? Or the certificate of your kindergarten origami champion? (This is the only thing Hong Xiaodou has ever had since childhood framed and placed in the most conspicuous position in the room)”
"555~~Neither of them!"
"What is that?" I was also a little anxious, seeing Ding Dong's honest appearance, he was actually a thief!Thinking that this thief was stuffed into my uncle's house, I feel bad all over!
"555~~ Don't tell anyone, yes, it was my first kiss!"
The black line at one end stood up, I was ready to call 110, and you actually told me this!But it's really weird, these years, I've heard of stealing people and cheating, but this is the first time I've heard of stealing a first kiss.
"Tell my sister quickly, what's going on?" I quickly pretended to be a close sister.
"When I was putting on makeup just now, she said that my lip gloss looked delicious. She wanted to try it, so I nodded and handed the bottle to her. Who knew her, she gnawed on my mouth as soon as she came up. Take a bite."
I'm dizzy, I really didn't see it, this Ding Dong is soft, weak, docile and docile, and he is actually a master at picking up girls, mixing pigs and tigers.I began to feel deep regret for sending the wolf into this pig's room.
"Then why don't you slap her!"
"I, I didn't realize it at the time, and I asked her if it was delicious! 5555~~ Am I stupid!"
Correct answer, 100 points, boy!
"Then did she do any other, uh, unusual behavior?" I hurriedly asked, don't know if this bastard sold me out.
"No more, just chat for a few words, wash up and go to bed!"
"Have you been seen by her?"
"No, I'm wearing tight clothes!"
Huh, I just breathed a sigh of relief.
"But she touched me and praised how big I am!" Hong Xiaodou suddenly added, with a hint of complacency in her voice.
God!I feel like she and I both need a rescue.
"Where's Ding Dong?" I asked angrily.Ma Dan, thanks to my trust in her, bullying our Xiaodou's low IQEQ, let's see how I will settle the score for you!
"Just left, I sent her to the car, she flew at me, and I realized it, sister, what do you think I should do~~555~~"
"Ahem, Xiaodou, you forgot. When I was a child, my aunt gave me an apple and asked us to share it. I always chewed half of it first and then gave it to you. You bit me so much, you don't know why I kissed you." How many times has it been done. Besides, it’s not true for girls to play house and kiss. Just treat it as if you were bitten by a dog.”
"Really?" Hong Xiaodou seemed not so sad after hearing this.
"Of course it's true, your sister, when did I ever lie to you? Listen to what my sister said, don't bother with this Ding Dong in the future, it's definitely not a good thing to take advantage of others! Also, don't play games, What kind of moth is this? Fortunately, it is a woman, and if a man wants to eat you, how can I explain to my uncle!"
Hong Xiaodou repeatedly begged for mercy, begging me not to tell her parents.I feel deeply sad for my old uncle and aunt who gave birth to such a bastard.
I didn't sleep well in the morning, and I was yawning all day when I went to work in the morning. At this time, I received a summons from He Yunxi, and my whole body was really bad.But I didn't dare to disobey the eldest lady, so I had to go up to the 22nd floor.
There was another person in the office, a colleague from the marketing department named Li Yiyan who was reviewing a proposal for He Yunxi.He Yunxi raised her eyes to look at me, and casually clicked on the small sofa next to her, motioning for me to sit down for a while.I gave her a blank look, why did you summon me when you don't have time, my sister is also very busy.Li Yiyan at the side gave me an ambiguous and self-righteous smile.Ma Dan, it's not the flirting and flirting you think, but I'm a sad and vicious slander!
Of course, my silent accusation was ignored by him on his own initiative, thinking that I will be a gossip heroine again, I really have a lot of grass and mud horses galloping in my heart~~
"Weiye, start with a grand plan! This is the advertisement that your planning department rushed out overnight? Please, this is a residential area, not an office building! Also, look at this copywriting, it's so tall, perfect, and unstoppable! Isn’t this embarrassing for elementary school students! Go back and do it again!” It was the first time I saw He Yunxi put on the director’s posture, speaking harshly, and she was quite decent.Seeing Li Yiyan go out with a disheveled face after being scolded, I feel inexplicably happy, I call you gossip!
"Wait! Everyone has been working hard recently. I will treat you to Yunyun at night! Food, drink and entertainment are included, and we will leave on time at six o'clock!" He Yunxi stopped Li Yiyan again.
"Decree!" Li Yiyan happily responded, and went out to report in a hurry.
"Big sticks and sweet dates, Director He is really clever!" I leaned forward and said with a smile: "I don't know if Your Royal Highness is calling for the young one urgently today. What orders do you have?"
"Xiao Suzi, you came just in time. Call Yunyun and book two of the best private rooms for dinner. Tell them to bake two Australian dragons and save a big salmon for sashimi. Also, book another KTV Private room, bigger one, go to sing K after dinner."
"I'm just a handyman, not an assistant director!" I protested.
"Xiao Huang is on vacation today, what's the matter, you want to be my assistant? No problem, I'll call the HR department right away!" He Yunxi raised her eyebrows and smiled like a flower, with a poisonous kind.
I quickly went up and held down her dialing hand, "Mr. He, please forgive me! I don't think there are too many scandals. If I really become an assistant, I will not be able to clean up even if I jump to Dongjiang!"
"You are smart! My sister will bring you to attend tonight, how about it?"
I quickly shook my head, how can I invite my subordinates to dinner and bring my rumored girlfriend.
"Oh? Don't want to go? Then don't regret it, I have already invited Ye Qiushui to participate, and she also agreed!"
Tsk, Ye Qiushui has half a cent to do with me.But thinking about it, it seems like it's been a long time since I've heard Ye Qiushui sing, why not just go and feast my ears?
He Yunxi smiled slightly, as if she already knew the answer. "Go and order! By the way, bring all the unmarried ladies in your department. There are too many bachelors in the marketing department. If you don't solve their personal problems for them, the morale of the army will be unstable!"
Unmarried, lady, I weighed these two words carefully.Of course, Yun Duo is nothing to worry about, but Director Li Jingyu, Li, does it count?
When Yun Duo heard that he could eat and drink for nothing at night, and that he could have close contact with the goddess, he had trouble breathing all day.After combing in front of the mirror for a long time, I kept complaining that I didn't say it earlier, that I should dress more formally.You said that you scalded your tongue with drinking water, and it’s fine if you get the stapler in your hands. You sent the email back to me to Li Jingyu to make trouble. information.I had no other choice, so I had no choice but to knock on Director Li's office door and tell her that He Yunxi would invite you to dinner tonight.
Finally made it to get off work.Yun Duo cheered, packed her bag and mobile phone, and followed me to ask how to get there.At this moment, Director Li's office door opened, "Take my car!"
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Scary, I really didn't expect that she would really go.
Along the way, Director Li kept a blank face, and Yun Duo and I didn't even dare to vent our breath. This journey was really aggrieved.When I got to the private room of the hotel, I saw a room full of familiar and unfamiliar faces, and instantly felt like I came to the world from the North Pole.
He Yunxi wore a short red coffee-colored leather jacket and cowhide boots, charming and handsome.With a warm smile that can melt steel on his face, he is like a fish in water in the crowd, twisting Xiaoliu's waist and greeting around.I looked around, but didn't see Ye Qiushui.
When almost the number of people came, they all went to the table and sat down.I deliberately chose a location that is farthest from He Yunxi, it is better to draw a clear line.Yun Duo sat beside me, staring at He Yunxi with wide eyes, "Tsk tsk, 360 degrees without any dead angle, how can it be so beautiful!" "Oh, the posture of drinking water is also beautiful!" "Xiaomi, Did she smile at me again!" Come on, I'm waiting for someone, didn't I see that there are two empty seats next to me.
At that time, I was sitting at the door, and the line of sight was not very good.Suddenly seeing the colleagues on the opposite side standing up one by one, I thought something serious happened.Looking back, He Zhendong came slowly, wearing a gray casual suit jacket and holding Ye Qiushui's arm with a smile all over his face.Ye Qiushui was wearing a dark green cropped lapel coat, a white thick-knit sweater inside, and a gray scarf. He was casual and fashionable, and he looked very good with He Zhendong.Everyone in the room is lamenting that the beauty of a man and a woman are a match made in heaven.
Quickly pulled Yun Duo next to him to stand up, and greeted loudly, "Mr. He!" He Zhendong waved his hand, and said with a gentle smile: "Why are you standing up, sit down, I have something to do today. It's over, let everyone wait for a long time. How about it, I will pay for dinner! I heard from Xiaoxi that everyone worked hard last year, especially at the end of the year, and the market share increased by seven points. I hope everyone will continue to work hard and achieve better results this year. It's time for Xiaoxi to invite everyone to the Maldives for vacation!"
Everyone cheered.
He Yunxi pursed her lips, "Mr. He is so generous, I can't afford it!"
He Zhendong turned his head and said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, I will ask Qiu Shui to reimburse you later!"
Ye Qiushui just smiled and didn't say much.
Early in the morning, when it was still daylight, I was awakened by a bell ringing while I was still talking about life and dreams with Duke Zhou.
Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine~~~
"Hong Xiaodou, you are so impatient~~" I picked up the phone, and before I finished getting up, I heard a burst of mournful crying from over there, "Hey! Sister, my most precious Something was stolen! What should I do, 5555~~"
"Ah? The most precious thing, what is that? The new tablet that my uncle bought for you? The jade bracelet passed down to you by your grandma? Or the certificate of your kindergarten origami champion? (This is the only thing Hong Xiaodou has ever had since childhood framed and placed in the most conspicuous position in the room)”
"555~~Neither of them!"
"What is that?" I was also a little anxious, seeing Ding Dong's honest appearance, he was actually a thief!Thinking that this thief was stuffed into my uncle's house, I feel bad all over!
"555~~ Don't tell anyone, yes, it was my first kiss!"
The black line at one end stood up, I was ready to call 110, and you actually told me this!But it's really weird, these years, I've heard of stealing people and cheating, but this is the first time I've heard of stealing a first kiss.
"Tell my sister quickly, what's going on?" I quickly pretended to be a close sister.
"When I was putting on makeup just now, she said that my lip gloss looked delicious. She wanted to try it, so I nodded and handed the bottle to her. Who knew her, she gnawed on my mouth as soon as she came up. Take a bite."
I'm dizzy, I really didn't see it, this Ding Dong is soft, weak, docile and docile, and he is actually a master at picking up girls, mixing pigs and tigers.I began to feel deep regret for sending the wolf into this pig's room.
"Then why don't you slap her!"
"I, I didn't realize it at the time, and I asked her if it was delicious! 5555~~ Am I stupid!"
Correct answer, 100 points, boy!
"Then did she do any other, uh, unusual behavior?" I hurriedly asked, don't know if this bastard sold me out.
"No more, just chat for a few words, wash up and go to bed!"
"Have you been seen by her?"
"No, I'm wearing tight clothes!"
Huh, I just breathed a sigh of relief.
"But she touched me and praised how big I am!" Hong Xiaodou suddenly added, with a hint of complacency in her voice.
God!I feel like she and I both need a rescue.
"Where's Ding Dong?" I asked angrily.Ma Dan, thanks to my trust in her, bullying our Xiaodou's low IQEQ, let's see how I will settle the score for you!
"Just left, I sent her to the car, she flew at me, and I realized it, sister, what do you think I should do~~555~~"
"Ahem, Xiaodou, you forgot. When I was a child, my aunt gave me an apple and asked us to share it. I always chewed half of it first and then gave it to you. You bit me so much, you don't know why I kissed you." How many times has it been done. Besides, it’s not true for girls to play house and kiss. Just treat it as if you were bitten by a dog.”
"Really?" Hong Xiaodou seemed not so sad after hearing this.
"Of course it's true, your sister, when did I ever lie to you? Listen to what my sister said, don't bother with this Ding Dong in the future, it's definitely not a good thing to take advantage of others! Also, don't play games, What kind of moth is this? Fortunately, it is a woman, and if a man wants to eat you, how can I explain to my uncle!"
Hong Xiaodou repeatedly begged for mercy, begging me not to tell her parents.I feel deeply sad for my old uncle and aunt who gave birth to such a bastard.
I didn't sleep well in the morning, and I was yawning all day when I went to work in the morning. At this time, I received a summons from He Yunxi, and my whole body was really bad.But I didn't dare to disobey the eldest lady, so I had to go up to the 22nd floor.
There was another person in the office, a colleague from the marketing department named Li Yiyan who was reviewing a proposal for He Yunxi.He Yunxi raised her eyes to look at me, and casually clicked on the small sofa next to her, motioning for me to sit down for a while.I gave her a blank look, why did you summon me when you don't have time, my sister is also very busy.Li Yiyan at the side gave me an ambiguous and self-righteous smile.Ma Dan, it's not the flirting and flirting you think, but I'm a sad and vicious slander!
Of course, my silent accusation was ignored by him on his own initiative, thinking that I will be a gossip heroine again, I really have a lot of grass and mud horses galloping in my heart~~
"Weiye, start with a grand plan! This is the advertisement that your planning department rushed out overnight? Please, this is a residential area, not an office building! Also, look at this copywriting, it's so tall, perfect, and unstoppable! Isn’t this embarrassing for elementary school students! Go back and do it again!” It was the first time I saw He Yunxi put on the director’s posture, speaking harshly, and she was quite decent.Seeing Li Yiyan go out with a disheveled face after being scolded, I feel inexplicably happy, I call you gossip!
"Wait! Everyone has been working hard recently. I will treat you to Yunyun at night! Food, drink and entertainment are included, and we will leave on time at six o'clock!" He Yunxi stopped Li Yiyan again.
"Decree!" Li Yiyan happily responded, and went out to report in a hurry.
"Big sticks and sweet dates, Director He is really clever!" I leaned forward and said with a smile: "I don't know if Your Royal Highness is calling for the young one urgently today. What orders do you have?"
"Xiao Suzi, you came just in time. Call Yunyun and book two of the best private rooms for dinner. Tell them to bake two Australian dragons and save a big salmon for sashimi. Also, book another KTV Private room, bigger one, go to sing K after dinner."
"I'm just a handyman, not an assistant director!" I protested.
"Xiao Huang is on vacation today, what's the matter, you want to be my assistant? No problem, I'll call the HR department right away!" He Yunxi raised her eyebrows and smiled like a flower, with a poisonous kind.
I quickly went up and held down her dialing hand, "Mr. He, please forgive me! I don't think there are too many scandals. If I really become an assistant, I will not be able to clean up even if I jump to Dongjiang!"
"You are smart! My sister will bring you to attend tonight, how about it?"
I quickly shook my head, how can I invite my subordinates to dinner and bring my rumored girlfriend.
"Oh? Don't want to go? Then don't regret it, I have already invited Ye Qiushui to participate, and she also agreed!"
Tsk, Ye Qiushui has half a cent to do with me.But thinking about it, it seems like it's been a long time since I've heard Ye Qiushui sing, why not just go and feast my ears?
He Yunxi smiled slightly, as if she already knew the answer. "Go and order! By the way, bring all the unmarried ladies in your department. There are too many bachelors in the marketing department. If you don't solve their personal problems for them, the morale of the army will be unstable!"
Unmarried, lady, I weighed these two words carefully.Of course, Yun Duo is nothing to worry about, but Director Li Jingyu, Li, does it count?
When Yun Duo heard that he could eat and drink for nothing at night, and that he could have close contact with the goddess, he had trouble breathing all day.After combing in front of the mirror for a long time, I kept complaining that I didn't say it earlier, that I should dress more formally.You said that you scalded your tongue with drinking water, and it’s fine if you get the stapler in your hands. You sent the email back to me to Li Jingyu to make trouble. information.I had no other choice, so I had no choice but to knock on Director Li's office door and tell her that He Yunxi would invite you to dinner tonight.
Finally made it to get off work.Yun Duo cheered, packed her bag and mobile phone, and followed me to ask how to get there.At this moment, Director Li's office door opened, "Take my car!"
Lily novel group 28089784
Scary, I really didn't expect that she would really go.
Along the way, Director Li kept a blank face, and Yun Duo and I didn't even dare to vent our breath. This journey was really aggrieved.When I got to the private room of the hotel, I saw a room full of familiar and unfamiliar faces, and instantly felt like I came to the world from the North Pole.
He Yunxi wore a short red coffee-colored leather jacket and cowhide boots, charming and handsome.With a warm smile that can melt steel on his face, he is like a fish in water in the crowd, twisting Xiaoliu's waist and greeting around.I looked around, but didn't see Ye Qiushui.
When almost the number of people came, they all went to the table and sat down.I deliberately chose a location that is farthest from He Yunxi, it is better to draw a clear line.Yun Duo sat beside me, staring at He Yunxi with wide eyes, "Tsk tsk, 360 degrees without any dead angle, how can it be so beautiful!" "Oh, the posture of drinking water is also beautiful!" "Xiaomi, Did she smile at me again!" Come on, I'm waiting for someone, didn't I see that there are two empty seats next to me.
At that time, I was sitting at the door, and the line of sight was not very good.Suddenly seeing the colleagues on the opposite side standing up one by one, I thought something serious happened.Looking back, He Zhendong came slowly, wearing a gray casual suit jacket and holding Ye Qiushui's arm with a smile all over his face.Ye Qiushui was wearing a dark green cropped lapel coat, a white thick-knit sweater inside, and a gray scarf. He was casual and fashionable, and he looked very good with He Zhendong.Everyone in the room is lamenting that the beauty of a man and a woman are a match made in heaven.
Quickly pulled Yun Duo next to him to stand up, and greeted loudly, "Mr. He!" He Zhendong waved his hand, and said with a gentle smile: "Why are you standing up, sit down, I have something to do today. It's over, let everyone wait for a long time. How about it, I will pay for dinner! I heard from Xiaoxi that everyone worked hard last year, especially at the end of the year, and the market share increased by seven points. I hope everyone will continue to work hard and achieve better results this year. It's time for Xiaoxi to invite everyone to the Maldives for vacation!"
Everyone cheered.
He Yunxi pursed her lips, "Mr. He is so generous, I can't afford it!"
He Zhendong turned his head and said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, I will ask Qiu Shui to reimburse you later!"
Ye Qiushui just smiled and didn't say much.
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