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If you fight against 12 of you with your own strength, it is not considered bullying you. Can you deal with this? "
The 12 people looked at each other, and one of them took the lead and said, "Yes." They took advantage of this matter, and I don't believe that you, a young boy, can pick [-] of them. Naturally, there is no reason why you shouldn't.
"You all agree too?"
"agree."
"Okay, the rest of the people will sit down. My little friend will choose 12 people alone. Naturally, his wife doesn't need to participate. As for the 12 people's couples, they don't need to participate. The winner will be determined. Burn incense!"
The boy took out the incense burner, put it on the table where everyone could see it, lit a stick of incense and stuck it on it.
"The competition begins..." The boy finished his work, shouted, and knocked on the gong again. The competition had really begun.
The rest of the chess games were not shown, and everyone was attracted by the fact that this one singled out 12 players. At this time, there were three layers inside and three layers outside.
Li Yuanwai specially ordered someone to move the Taishi chair, and signaled Tang Mingyan to sit down, who would have thought that she would...
"Ma'am, please sit down and watch, and watch as my husband vents his anger on you."
Cheng Luo blushed. Although she had been the center of attention since she was a child, this kind of, ah, was embarrassing.
"Then Mr. Lao is here." Although Cheng Luo smiled, his eyes were cold.
Obviously she was the one who wanted to call her husband, but she felt embarrassed when he accepted her today. Don't guess what the girl is thinking.
Tang Mingyan stood in the middle, and the seats had been set up on the twelve chessboards. On the board, two pieces were placed in each of the four and four lanes, black and white were mixed.
The way of Go has always been subtle, and the four-pointed stars are placed with seats, which means that they cannot rely on the corners to strengthen themselves, and must fight hard to survive. For example, a group of heroes competes. It was exactly what Tang Mingyan admired and loved.
"Young master fights alone against 12 of us, so naturally he should take the black one, please." Several people nodded in agreement, probably feeling that they were a bit invincible and bullied the children, so they gave up the initiative.
"Unfortunately, my husband prefers to hold white stones. He is open and aboveboard. As for you... naturally you should use black stones. You go first."
Although this was not said in the clear, who would not understand it? Naturally, it was a mockery of their lack of integrity. The people below whispered. The 12 people turned red and became angry, "Then you are welcome."
One person made the move first, and the rest followed suit. Tang Mingyan still kept his hands behind his back, and Jing An followed with a chess box filled with white pieces. With a sweep of his eyes, he stretched out his index and middle fingers. Jing An hurriedly sent the chess box up, Twist the chess piece, drop the piece.
It's like strolling in a courtyard, making moves one by one, advancing and retreating in an orderly manner, without rushing.It didn't take a while, five people's heads were covered with hot sweat, they scratched their heads, puzzled, and bowed their heads to admit defeat.
It's not that Tang Mingyan doesn't give them a chance to show off their talents, but do you think that walking around is not a waste of energy?Still going around in circles, she has never practiced.Naturally, there are murderous intentions everywhere, and they go straight to Huanglong.
After two more turns, three people couldn't hold on anymore.
Seeing that Tang Mingyan's footsteps were floating, Cheng Luo was naturally anxious, "Mr. Li."
Li Yuanwai liked the character of the little friend, and was fascinated by watching the game.
"Mr. Li!"
Cheng Luo's tone increased, and Li Yuanwai was relieved, "What's wrong?"
"You let people put those four tables together, my husband is tired."
Li Yuanwai's eyes never left the chessboard, and at this moment he looked at Cheng Luo with a half-smile, "Yes, yes, I was negligent, and I was exhausted, little friend, so I can't give the girl a husband."
Calling someone to rearrange the table, Tang Mingyan was really tired, it's nothing to walk too far, he couldn't stand turning around, he was dizzy from turning around.
"Husband, sit down and have a rest, and let Jing'an take care of you." Cheng Luo stood up and gave her her seat.
Tang Mingyan glanced at her and smiled slightly, "That's fine."
"[-]th Road, [-]th Road, [-]rd Road, and [-]th Road."
Jing'an understood, performed lightness kung fu, and finished the move in a short while.
Tang Mingyan supported his forehead, gnashing his teeth a little bit, you didn't use martial arts early, I was so tired that I was dizzy.
Seeing that Tang Mingyan looked at her instead of looking at the chessboard, Jing'an felt chills in her heart, and smiled flatteringly. Before Cheng Luo came, this young master took pleasure in teasing them. After Cheng Luo came, he was too busy to take care of himself, so he had no time to take care of them. up.
Actually laughed, Tang Mingyan became even more angry and stared.
"Ouch."
"I'm waiting for you to make a move!" Cheng Luo looked at the chessboard. Everyone had a different style of chess, and the movements were naturally different. When she turned her head, it was a match with her subordinates. She knocked her on the head to restore her focus. .
After going back and forth like this for dozens of times, the four of them all looked serious and sweaty, but Tang Mingyan was in better spirits than before, why should I be in a hurry if I don't have to leave?Play you to death.
"[-]th Road, [-]th Road, [-]th Road, [-]th Road." Tang Mingyan was flattering Cheng Luo with a smile, you see, I got off.
The four of them were all happy, and Li Yuanwai was also surprised, "Little friend, be serious, you have lost a good move."
Cheng Luo's heart skipped a beat, he looked down, stomped his feet, and pursed his lips.Tang Mingyan asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
What's wrong?Cheng Luo's heart is already cold, this is his own way of life.
The 12 people yelled: "Little baby, you lost, you should go home and drink milk."
Cheng Luo said angrily: "Twelve of you, just now my husband was distracted to get the chance of winning. It's really shameless to be so rampant."
Tang Mingyan stood up, helped her back to the grand teacher's chair, still smiling flatteringly, "Ma'am, don't get angry, it's not good to get angry, come, eat a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake."
He actually took something out of his sleeve, opened the oiled paper package, and it turned out to be sweet-scented osmanthus cake.
Cheng Luo was speechless and just took it.
Those people even laughed and said: "It's ridiculous to be afraid of your wife at a young age, hahaha."
Except for those few people, few people laughed. The eyes of the crowd were sharp, and they shouted, "We support the young master!"
"Yes, we support the young master!"
"You guys are so shameless, it's the behavior of a gentleman to treat his wife well."
Tang Mingyan didn't expect this situation. After a while, she really lost when she got a cup of tea, "Everyone, who said I lost?"
There was a sudden silence, and those people became arrogant again, "Little Huangmao, you still don't accept the loss."
Tang Mingyan raised his hair, "My hair is black, jet black."
Talking to one of them, Nianzi, Luozi, the face of the person in front of him immediately turned ashen, "Use calamity to solve calamity, I will win your son-in-law, and you will lose."
The second person said, "Deep into the hinterland, you've lost a half."
The third person said, "Self-enclosed on all sides, you also lost half of your life."
The fourth person, "Centrifugal up and down, son-in-law."
Flicking his sleeves, turning around and leaving, Li Yuanwai stepped forward, carefully observed the situation of the battle, and shouted, "Wonderful, wonderful, little friend, it's beautiful to put it to death and then play it again."
There was thunderous applause, and Cheng Luo also yelled, and threw himself on her, kissing her wetly with a "baji", she is so handsome, do you want to play with people like this?
Tang Mingyan was shaken, with a smile on his lips, without saying a word.
Li Yuanwai suppressed the excitement of the crowd, "Everyone, put them to death and take the place of birth. I announce, hey? What's your name?"
"My husband's name is Cheng Luo." Cheng Luo smiled brilliantly.
Tang Mingyan swallowed his saliva and turned his head to look up at the sky.
"Oh, I announce that my little friend Cheng Luo won the battle against 12 people alone."
"it is good……"
"Cheng Luo, Cheng Luo..." The crowd was raging, and they actually regarded "Cheng Luo" as a hero.
At this moment, the third incense stick just went out, and other chess games also came out with results. A total of 89 pairs participated in this first round, 77 pairs were eliminated, and the remaining 43 pairs were eliminated, and 34 pairs were eliminated, leaving [-] pairs.
"Okay, the first level is over, now I will introduce the second level, the second level is the Wen level, the unity of opposites, the differentiation of yin and yang, and the two forms of Tai Chi complement each other!"
A young servant had already evacuated the chessboard table and cleaned up the battlefield. At this moment, 34 pairs of people were standing on the stage, waiting for a question.
What kind of question is this again? The atmosphere suddenly became lively again.
The author has something to say: Uh, even the description of the process of playing chess is all nonsense, don't get into it, don't throw bricks.
The third level is to test whether the kissing time is good, the one with the longest time wins, ouch, it’s a bad idea, cover your face and run away---------------------- --
☆, hand in hand through three levels
Li Yuanwai stood on the stage stroking his beard, his face pretending to be mysterious, and the people below talked a lot.
A farmer in a short jacket shouted, "I know, I know, this must be a debate." It must have been a few days of reading, so he showed off.
The scholar on the stage shook his head, "Yin and Yang are opposite, and the two complement each other. These two lines of poetry naturally refer to couplets."
Li Yuanwai nodded in satisfaction, "This little brother knows my heart very well, haha, the second round is a competition of matching pairs, a stick of incense time, each other's questions, within a cup of tea, are the two of you right?" Those who go up go off, and those who stay last enter the second level."
"Burning incense!"
The scene was noisy for a while, and everyone racked their brains thinking about couplets, trying to eliminate each other.
The scholar came straight towards Tang Mingyan and the others. After the grand occasion of the last level, no one dared to look for her. Who knows if she is also very good at matching?
The scholar was dressed in gray, unassuming, but it was not difficult to see the scholar's arrogance.
At this moment, he clasped his fists to Tang Mingyan, who was inferior to him, and saluted, "Young friend is a great talent, I would like to give it a try."
Tang Mingyan nodded, "You don't need to be polite, please."
The scholar raised his head and took a step back.
"Little friend is talented."
"Brother shows love."
"Respect, my friend, you are talented."
"Thank you, brother, for your love."
"If you are not talented, respect your friends who are talented."
"My love, thank you brother for your love."
"I respect my little friends for their talents."
"A good wife loves you dearly, thank you brother for your love."
"Xiao Ke is not talented, respects my little friend Gao Cai, and everyone is shocked."
"A good wife loves Xie Xiongtai and carries the love inscription five times."
"Xiao Ke is not respectful to my little friend Gao Cai, and the four surrender."
"A virtuous wife loves Xie Xiongtai and carries the love inscription for five internal recitations."
"Haha, this little brother's question is really interesting. The little friend is adaptable and talented." Li Yuanwai stroked his beard, full of admiration.
"Hey? You are all showing off, I want to come too." Cheng Luo called out loudly, his face full of rebellion.
The woman next to the scholar also responded, "That's right, it's true that we women have no talents, the little girl invites you first."
The scholar looked helpless, but Tang Mingyan was in high spirits, Miss Cheng is a master of learning?Of course you have to take a good look.
Cheng Luo rolled his eyes, "During the Qixi festival, the black and white sons of the ninety-nine roads are all in my heart."
Tang Mingyan blushed, and Li Yuanwai praised: "I only know that Xiaoyou is talented, but I didn't expect that Xiaoyou's wife is also extraordinary."
But the woman made a difficult decision, who would have thought that the little girl would find such a difficult match when she said it.
"This pair was given to me by my wife, so naturally I should do it right."
Member Li nodded, "That's right, this is a good story."
Tang Mingyan thought about it for a while: "Shuangxing gathers to participate in business battles and fly over thousands of rivers, and it takes eight eyes to reward."
"Ah, yes, absolutely, the leader of the Chamber of Commerce, what more can a beautiful woman ask for than a side-husband."
But the scholar said, "Yes, yes, brother Yu is not talented, this is a loss."
Tang Mingyan said, "You didn't make a move. I insisted on being right. Naturally, it's not a loss."
Cheng Luo also said: "Yes, yes, this couple, I didn't tell your wife, this is just the beginning."
Li Yuanwai said: "Yes, this is the words of alliance between the little friend and his wife, it is not counted as a competition, I think the little brother is so talented, how can he go on like this."
The two looked at each other and nodded.
Cheng Luo coughed lightly, and tried his best to ignore the heartfelt words, "The Jade Rabbit smashes the medicine, and Chang'e promised me fifteen yuan."
The woman replied: "A magpie forms a bridge, and the Weaver Girl asks Lang Chu to cross.""
"This sister is really talented, isn't she?"
"The little girl won the prize."
After going back and forth like this for a few more rounds, it was time for a stick of incense. At this moment, apart from the two of them, there were still eight couples left on the stage, a total of ten couples.
Li Yuanwai concluded loudly: "I announce that the second round is over, and the ten couples on stage will enter the third round, the Wenwu Pass."
"Wenwuguan? What does Wenwuguan mean?"
Li Yuanwai lowered his hands and signaled everyone to be quiet, "There are civil and martial arts in civil and military affairs, but it is the most difficult one. It is also called cultivating one's true heart. Come here."
I saw a few people carrying something similar to a tripod, and the golden flames inside were beating vigorously.
Tang Mingyan tugged on Cheng Luo's sleeve and took a step back, "Let's not participate, I think they want to die."
Cheng Luo hugged her arm and stopped her from retreating, "Impossible, listen first."
There was also a sound of gasping.
"The so-called refining the sincerity is to test the sincerity between lovers. As the saying goes, true gold is not afraid of fire, and love is stronger than gold."
"In this level, one of them has to answer the question with his eyes blindfolded, while the other stands three steps away from the stove. If he answers a wrong question, he will take one step closer to the stove. When he reaches the stove, he has to put his hand in."
The crowd was in an uproar, and the people on the stage also wanted to step down.
"There is no turning back when you open the bow. Once you start the game, you can't give up. No matter whether you are right or wrong, as long as you persist in answering ten questions, you will get a hundred taels of gold."
The people below whispered, and finally there were only six pairs left on the stage.
Tang Ming said, "We don't lack a hundred taels of gold." He took a step back.
Cheng Luo: "It's okay, let's play!" Pulled back.
The scholar saw them pull over and said: "Madam Xiaoyou, money is something outside of the body, it's not good if it hurts someone."
Cheng Luo said: "Money is not important, but I think this game is fun."
The scholar shook his head and left the stage with his wife.
"Don't be afraid, you go and answer the questions, I'll stand by the stove."
Seeing her insistence, Tang Mingyan said: "Okay, okay, you will die if you die, you go and answer the questions, and I will stand by the stove."
Cheng Luo smiled, "I believe in you."
Tang Mingyan was stunned.
"Everyone can decide, whoever stands by the stove will answer the questions?"
There were three couples who couldn't argue, and the result was nothing, so there were only three couples left on the stage.
Tang Mingyan was blindfolded, and his forehead was a little sweaty. He saw that the people standing by the stove were all women. This shows that women's true colors are actually stronger than men.
"The first question is to sit while standing, to sit while standing, and to sit while standing."
There is someone waiting next to you, just whisper the answer. Fortunately, the first question is not difficult, and all three of them got it right, frog.
"The second question is what has two heads, four eyes, eight legs, and a tail."
Tang Mingyan's heart is tense. If this question is left as usual, maybe she can still think about it, but if she is concerned, she will be confused. There are big beads of sweat on her forehead, but she can't think of an answer. There is an answer.
The three of them didn't come up with an answer, they all took a step forward, there were only two steps left, their expressions were different, they were not happy anyway.
Cheng Luo was also a little anxious. If he knew he would stop playing, you would not be able to answer Tang Mingyan's second question. Did you do it on purpose?
Tang Mingyan pinched himself and tried his best to concentrate, at least he passed the third, fourth and fifth questions.
Question [-]: "What is this that is the same whether it is a beautiful dress or an old one?"
Unexpectedly, none of the three of them could answer it, but fortunately, the difficulty of this question was intentional.
Cheng Luo stepped forward again, and all three of them showed fearful faces. Be good, this is only the sixth question, and there is only one step left. Feeling the heat in front of him, Cheng Luo's hands were full of sweat, Tang Mingyan, you have to fight hard ah.
Question [-]: "When a person falls into a well, the dead one is called a dead person, but what is the living one called?"
Tang Mingyan had already lost his sense of proportion, and blurted out, "A living person."
All three of them got the wrong answer again.
Obviously, this is already the third step, which means that it is time to dig your hands into the furnace.
A man yelled, "I won't answer, I won't answer."
But he was caught by two servants, "If you say you will participate, you can't go back on your word."
Tang Mingyan took off the blindfold and ran to Cheng Luo. She was holding back her fear, her lips turned white.
"What are you doing, little friend?"
Tang Mingyan originally had a good impression of the person in front of him, but now he finds it disgusting, "A gentleman will not regret what he said, and is willing to plunge into the fire with his wife."
Li Yuanwai nodded and stretched out his thumb, "It's really admirable, little friend."
"Little Lord!"
Daoming Dao'an pulled out his long sword and flew onto the stage. Tang Mingyan looked at Cheng Luo. If she didn't want to, she could just rush out.
"When will I regret what I said? It's just that you don't need to accompany me." Cheng Luo said to Tang Mingyan.
"None of you are allowed to do anything, back down."
Tang Mingyan took Cheng Luo's hand and interlocked his fingers, "Hold my hand, without complaint or regret."
Seeing this situation, Li Yuanwai asked the captured man, "Would you like to stick into the stove with your wife?"
The man showed panic, "No, no, I don't want it." He even struggled backwards.
As for the other man, he was still standing there.
Li Yuanwai asked, "What about you?"
"Didn't you say that you can get a hundred taels of gold after answering ten questions? Isn't it more than enough to see a burn?" It was a matter of course.
Seeing that Tang Mingyan treated his wife like this when he was only six years old, the woman felt a great pain in her heart, "You bastard!"
"bring it on!"
Tang Mingyan and Cheng Luo looked at each other. Cheng Luo deliberately put his hands back down and was about to plunge into the fire. At the moment of entering the fire, Tang Mingyan turned his arms so that Cheng Luo's hands were facing upwards. Cheng Luo was startled. Looking at her, I only saw a deep feeling.
When the people below saw this scene, their hearts tightened. Daoming Dao'an clenched the hilt of his sword tightly, his veins bulging.
After a long while, the two took out their hands, and looked at the hands they held together in amazement. It was not damaged at all, but it was a little hot.
Only then did Li Yuanwai come over with a smile, "This third pass is called Wenwu Pass, and it is also a test pass. I accidentally got this stove. As long as people with the same heart and heart are sincere, it will not hurt a bit if you put it in the fire." Those who can give up participating are regarded as caring for their lovers, middle grade, those who give up halfway through the participation but cannot share the hardships with their wives are low grade, and those who participate regardless of their lover's life and death, are waste products. The real test of this test is nothing more than a word of love, so this Guan, little friend Cheng Luosheng, get a hundred taels of gold!"
Everyone was stunned, and then realized that only the most sincere and sincere can treat each other wholeheartedly, and live and die together.After a while, there was warm applause and cheers.
Tang Mingyan and Cheng Luo looked at each other, everything was kept silent.
The author has something to say:
The couplet is amazing, don't worry about mediocre rhymes, I am exhausted.
As for the puzzles, it seems that they are not too difficult for us, but they are ancient people, and Xiao Tang is very nervous, so it is understandable that he can't answer them.
☆、Three prayers to make a good relationship
Li Yuanwai turned his head, "Little friend, why not come to my house and get together, I have a gift for you."
"Li Yuanwai broke up many lovers today."
Li Yuanwai sighed, "The world is getting worse, I will help them recognize each other's true colors, it will be better than a miserable life."
"You will explain it to yourself, and what you said is somewhat reasonable. I wonder if you have any gifts?" Cheng Luo asked playfully, hugging Tang Mingyan's arm.
"Hey, the little girl is smart, but I actually wanted to give this gift to you two on a temporary basis."
Tang Mingyan always felt that Li Yuanwai's smile was very obscene.
Li Yuanwai turned his head and said to everyone in the audience, "True love is the rarest thing in the world. We share weal and woe and never leave. Although my little friend is young, he and his wife are determined to be our role models."
There was endless admiration and approval from below, and the name was already shouted and beaten by everyone who wanted to answer ten questions, even at the expense of sacrificing his wife.
"I don't know, little friend and madam, have you ever paid homage to heaven and earth?"
Tang Mingyan rubbed his forehead, always feeling that something was wrong, "Never."
"Everyone said, how about the people of Liangzhou city fulfilling their wish just for this pair of little lovers?"
"Okay..." There were endless applause from below.
"What does he mean by that?" Tang Mingyan looked at the people next to him in confusion.
Cheng Luo was also a little surprised, "It can't be..."
"My surname Li in the west of the city is not talented, and I would like to hold a wedding for my little friend and his wife. Let's people from Liangzhou City come to witness this romantic relationship, okay?" Li Yuanwai looked excited.
"it is good……"
A gorgeously dressed middle-aged woman stood up, "I am Liu Feidao from Liuji Tailor Shop, and I would like to make clothes for you two."
The servants did not know where to get the best silk, and saw that the scissors were flying, and the red cloth was undulating, and they really started to make it.
"Huh? My trumpet beard is also here to enjoy the joy of the day." Behind the rough and unrestrained man stood two rows of people holding various musical instruments.
"Hey, let's light up the sedan chair, the top grade among the sedan chairs."
Suddenly there was a strange tone, "I just came from Dawan, I don't have anything, but this bloody BMW should be able to be ridden by the groom."
"Yes!" Everyone responded in unison.
"Of course these shoes belong to our cloud treading boots."
"Qian You, a wealthy businessman in the east of the city, is willing to sell a hundred pieces of red silk and satin."
"Zuixianlou is hosting a flowing water banquet, congratulations to the two little lovers who have spent a hundred years."
Li Yuanwai stared, "No, no, my friend, the wedding room and banquet must be held at my house."
The boss of Zuixianlou spat softly, "Stingy, at worst, why don't our chefs from Zuixianlou come to sit with you? Then I will be holding a three-day flowing water banquet in Zuixianlou."
Only then did Li Yuanwai smile, "That's right."
Wealthy businessmen are not short of money, so they can even advertise for themselves if they want to be happy.The poor were even more elated. Not only could they join in the fun, but they could also enjoy free banquets. Happy, happy, the scene was boiling for a while.
Only the two protagonists stared blankly at the successive scenes below, which was too enthusiastic.
The two turned their heads and were looking at each other "with affection".Just four maids came up, pulled two people to change their clothes, and they stretched out their hands, but they couldn't touch each other.
Li Yuanwai's head appeared just like that, "My little friend and his wife really cannot be separated for a moment, but changing clothes will be soon."
"Young Master, Young Madam." Daoming Dao'an had had enough of watching, when he turned his head, the two were taken away, and when they were about to catch up, they were crowded by a crowd of people.
After a while, Tang Mingyan was wearing a bright red groom's wedding dress with big red flowers tied in front of him, and he leaned out with red cloud boots with soap bottom and gold thread on his feet.
The other one is wearing a phoenix coronet, but with a red hijab on her head, and is being supported by two maids.
The end is the unparalleled demeanor, one is the flawless jade, and the other is the wonderful flower of Langyuan...
Tang Mingyan looked at the person in front of him licking his lips, he didn't really want to worship him, did he?Alas, what are you pushing me for?What is this fluffy thing?Ah, I can't ride a horse.Tang Mingyan closed his eyes, hugged the unusually tall horse underneath, and froze there motionless.
The small eyes under Cheng Luogai's head are rolling around, my dignified princess is going to pay homage like this?Forget it, anyway, as long as Tang Mingyan doesn't speak, she might not be able to return to the palace for the rest of her life, let alone Princess Laoshizi. It looks interesting, but the thing on her head is a little bit heavy, and her head is falling down.
"Get up the car..."
Accompanied by this shout, the band who had changed their clothes immediately played joyfully, and behind them was the mighty flow of people who took away the Qiqiao Lantern Festival.This Qiqiao Festival, Liangzhou City opened a special session for the two little dolls.
What did you say?Different people have different fates, Tang Mingyan lay on his horse and didn't dare to move.
Cheng Luo lifted his head, enjoyed the swaying sedan chair, took out from his sleeve the sweet-scented osmanthus cake that someone secretly gave her while playing chess, and tasted it carefully.
"Little friend, little friend."
Tang Mingyan opened one eye, feeling that Yuanwai Li was really kind.
"Little friend, please dismount..."
Tang Mingyan felt that this sentence was like the sound of nature, but how did it get off, how could this broken horse grow taller than her.
"Young master, it's too late to save you." Daoming Dao'an knelt down on the ground in good time.
"Stop talking nonsense and hold me down."
Daoming flew up, Tang Mingyan stepped on the ground in a blink of an eye, blinked hard, stomped his feet, darling, the ground is really a beautiful thing.
"Little friend, it's time to kick the sedan chair door." Li Yuanwai's face was full of joy, as if he was the one who got married.
Tang Mingyan walked over, venting all his grievances on that foot...
"Ouch..."
I was dizzy at first, but now my feet hurt again.
Cheng Luo was just picking up the last piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, when a sudden vibration startled her, the last piece just disappeared.
Then I heard an ouch, Cheng Luo has heard countless familiar ouches in the limited years of acquaintance.
"Tang Mingyan, you are courting death!"
Tang Mingyan was stupefied and his feet hurt again, and he blurted out the "Cheng Luo!"
Li Yuanwai was taken aback, "Tang Mingyan? Cheng Luo?"
He scratched his head, "Little friend, what's your name?"
"If you don't want to change your name, if you don't want to change your surname, my name is Tang Mingyan, and that fierce little girl is called Cheng Luo."
"Tang Mingyan, who do you think is fierce?"
Seeing the escalation of the war, the two Li Yuanwai, who had just been appointed as model lovers in Liangzhou, entered a state of struggle. Didn't he slap his own mouth?
"The groom carries the bride over the brazier to remove all disasters."
Li Yuanwai shouted and cameo played the role of matchmaker.
"Little friend, hurry up, everyone is watching!"
Tang Mingyan looked around, my good fellow, is there an end to this sea of people?
Lifted the car curtain and got in immediately, everyone was stunned, what's going on?
Tang Mingyan found the hijab, covered her up, and then opened the car curtain.Turn your back, "Come on, I'll carry you."
It is said that if the bride does not cover her head, she will be unlucky.
Cheng Luo was happy, and obediently lay on her back.
Tang Mingyan only felt his body sinking. This was an experience that he never wanted again. Otherwise, she would go back to learn inner strength and lightness exercises. She tried her best to pass the brazier and entered the hall before finally letting go of the person on her back.
There is a piece of red silk, and each end is torn.
"Today, our entire Liangzhou city held a wedding ceremony for this pair of lovers. The groom Tang Mingyan is brilliant in both literary and martial arts, and the bride Cheng Luo is clever, well-behaved, and affectionate. The harmony made in heaven can be called a romance in our Liangzhou city." Ah! The wedding begins!"
"it is good……"
"Worship heaven and earth."
The two turned around and bowed together towards the outside.
"Second worship high hall..."
Both of them were taken aback, who can I blame?Li Yuanwai took the portrait of the current emperor, "Since Gaotang is not present, why not worship the emperor."
Tang Mingyan had no objection, Cheng Luo thought, that's not my father.They bowed to the portrait of the emperor together again.
"Happy husband and wife..."
The two bowed to each other, Tang Mingyan looked calm, as for the one under the hijab, I'm sorry, I can't see it.
"Licheng, send it to the bridal chamber."
Then a maid took Cheng Luo to the prepared new house.
Member Li pressed the field, "Everyone, my little friend is young, so we all don't have to drink. It's getting late, how about asking him to toast everyone?"
"it is good……"
Tang Mingyan held up his wine glass, "Thank you for your support."
I drank it all in one gulp, and immediately shivered, it was so spicy.
"Little friend, let's go to the bridal chamber for the festivities. Everyone, eat and drink well, and there is enough wine."
"it is good."
Tang Mingyan entered the bridal chamber, and saw two maids standing next to him, carrying some things, "Please ask the groom to pick up the wedding scale and pick up the wedding handkerchief, so that he will be happy from now on."
Tang Mingyan picked up the Xi scale in the end plate, lifted the hijab, and saw that familiar little face.
"Invite the bride and groom to drink Hebei wine."
There were two wine glasses on the second tray, and the wine had already been poured, Tang Mingyan shivered, the feeling just now was still in his mind.
Cheng Luo picked up a glass of wine, Tang Mingyan reached out to stop him, "Hey!"
"what happened?"
After thinking about it, isn't it good and bad?Then let's come together, I tasted it, you naturally have to taste it, crossed arms, raised her head again, and swallowed a cup, she only thought that if she drank it quickly, the pain would be less, but it was the opposite.
Cheng Luo drank slowly, but didn't choke like she did.
"I wish the bride and groom a happy marriage for a hundred years, and have a son soon." The maids withdrew together after finishing speaking.
Poor Tang Mingyan, he was already choking, but he couldn't breathe when he heard this, he will give birth to a precious son soon!They are still children, and it would be strange to say that they were born.
Cheng Luo patted her on the back to comfort her, and the two of them were really married in a daze.
The dragon, phoenix and red candles are exuding light and heat, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, but these two little dolls can only bicker and sleep.
The author has something to say: I always feel that it has developed in the direction of dog blood →_→
☆, Drunken and noisy in the bridal chamber
Cheng Luo patted Tang Mingyan on the back, Tang Mingyan waved his hands, and finally returned to normal, but Yu Zhuo's face was a little red.
"Cheng Luo, are we really married?"
Cheng Luo looked shy and nodded half-hidden.
"Uh... can you be normal?"
"Crack" a small hand hit her head, Tang Mingyan hiccupped, she drank a total of two glasses of wine, and drank very quickly, she was a little drunk at the moment.
"That's right." Tang Mingyan hugged Cheng Luo and muttered, "You're not happy today."
"No." Cheng Luo was wrapped around her body without struggling, observing someone who was drunk, thinking about how to play tricks on her.
"Have!"
The categorical words made Cheng Luo a little helpless, "Then tell me why I'm unhappy?"
"I don't know either. You are just unhappy on the bed in the inn. Is it because you asked me to marry you?"
Cheng Luo was stunned for a moment, and his thoughts drifted to the bed in the inn, only to realize that there was indeed such a thing, and then saw the person in front of him half-closed his eyes, and his little face flushed in his shoulder socket, he felt a little cute.
Reach out and pinch her little cheek.
Tang Mingyan felt itchy on his face, and brushed it casually, "What, I hate it, I haven't finished talking yet."
Slightly opened his eyes, and raised his voice, "Cheng Luo."
Cheng Luo sighed, he was drunk, and while removing the heavy headgear on his head, he replied, "Yes, yes."
"Oh!" Tang Mingyan finally closed his eyes with peace of mind, squeezed the soft things in his arms, "Actually, I really want to marry you!"
"Boom..." The headdress rolled to the ground.
"Huh? What's the sound?"
Cheng Luo hurriedly said: "The cat next door is meowing, you continue to talk." This is the posture of telling the truth after drinking, how can you miss it.
"Oh, smelly cat, what are you barking about, what am I talking about?"
Tang Mingyan was blindfolded, let go of his hands, and fell on the bed.
"Hey? Don't sleep, you said you really want to marry me."
Cheng Luo shook her, don't fall asleep, if you miss these words, you will never hear them again, following Tang Mingyan's habit of desperately trying to save face.
"Oh. I really want to marry you. If I marry you, you will be mine, and I can spank your ass."
Those who listened attentively and were expecting her to say something earth-shattering were waiting for such a word, then they could spank her.
Cheng Luo's eyes widened when he heard this, he turned her over with one foot, and slapped her ass.
"Ouch..."
"Cheng Luo!"
The angry shout made Cheng Luo's heart skip a beat, and he crawled over to look at someone with his head sideways, before he woke up, he slapped him again.
"Ouch..."
"Cheng Luo!"
Cheng Luo rolled her eyes, and she finally understood. She was used to "Ouch" and then called "Cheng Luo", and snorted, "It's not that I did all the bad things, why are you just now?" Say my name."
As soon as he finished speaking, another slap landed on someone's buttocks, "Ouch."
"Cheng Luo! It must be you, right? You are the only one who bullies me, and the only one who dares to bully me. The people in Lingshan are extremely boring. They only call you young master, and the master always feels sad. Since you came, I just felt that the sky is blue, the flowers are alive, and the birds are fragrant."
Tang Mingyan turned over and put it in a "big" shape, babbling comfortably.
"Flowers are fragrant, and birds are alive."
But Tang Mingyan giggled, "Don't you know? Sometimes I can't sleep in the middle of the night, so I roast birds in my room and eat them, and then you will drool. I bully, it's great fun."
Cheng Luo blushed and stood on the bed, pointing at Tang Mingyan with trembling fingers
The 12 people looked at each other, and one of them took the lead and said, "Yes." They took advantage of this matter, and I don't believe that you, a young boy, can pick [-] of them. Naturally, there is no reason why you shouldn't.
"You all agree too?"
"agree."
"Okay, the rest of the people will sit down. My little friend will choose 12 people alone. Naturally, his wife doesn't need to participate. As for the 12 people's couples, they don't need to participate. The winner will be determined. Burn incense!"
The boy took out the incense burner, put it on the table where everyone could see it, lit a stick of incense and stuck it on it.
"The competition begins..." The boy finished his work, shouted, and knocked on the gong again. The competition had really begun.
The rest of the chess games were not shown, and everyone was attracted by the fact that this one singled out 12 players. At this time, there were three layers inside and three layers outside.
Li Yuanwai specially ordered someone to move the Taishi chair, and signaled Tang Mingyan to sit down, who would have thought that she would...
"Ma'am, please sit down and watch, and watch as my husband vents his anger on you."
Cheng Luo blushed. Although she had been the center of attention since she was a child, this kind of, ah, was embarrassing.
"Then Mr. Lao is here." Although Cheng Luo smiled, his eyes were cold.
Obviously she was the one who wanted to call her husband, but she felt embarrassed when he accepted her today. Don't guess what the girl is thinking.
Tang Mingyan stood in the middle, and the seats had been set up on the twelve chessboards. On the board, two pieces were placed in each of the four and four lanes, black and white were mixed.
The way of Go has always been subtle, and the four-pointed stars are placed with seats, which means that they cannot rely on the corners to strengthen themselves, and must fight hard to survive. For example, a group of heroes competes. It was exactly what Tang Mingyan admired and loved.
"Young master fights alone against 12 of us, so naturally he should take the black one, please." Several people nodded in agreement, probably feeling that they were a bit invincible and bullied the children, so they gave up the initiative.
"Unfortunately, my husband prefers to hold white stones. He is open and aboveboard. As for you... naturally you should use black stones. You go first."
Although this was not said in the clear, who would not understand it? Naturally, it was a mockery of their lack of integrity. The people below whispered. The 12 people turned red and became angry, "Then you are welcome."
One person made the move first, and the rest followed suit. Tang Mingyan still kept his hands behind his back, and Jing An followed with a chess box filled with white pieces. With a sweep of his eyes, he stretched out his index and middle fingers. Jing An hurriedly sent the chess box up, Twist the chess piece, drop the piece.
It's like strolling in a courtyard, making moves one by one, advancing and retreating in an orderly manner, without rushing.It didn't take a while, five people's heads were covered with hot sweat, they scratched their heads, puzzled, and bowed their heads to admit defeat.
It's not that Tang Mingyan doesn't give them a chance to show off their talents, but do you think that walking around is not a waste of energy?Still going around in circles, she has never practiced.Naturally, there are murderous intentions everywhere, and they go straight to Huanglong.
After two more turns, three people couldn't hold on anymore.
Seeing that Tang Mingyan's footsteps were floating, Cheng Luo was naturally anxious, "Mr. Li."
Li Yuanwai liked the character of the little friend, and was fascinated by watching the game.
"Mr. Li!"
Cheng Luo's tone increased, and Li Yuanwai was relieved, "What's wrong?"
"You let people put those four tables together, my husband is tired."
Li Yuanwai's eyes never left the chessboard, and at this moment he looked at Cheng Luo with a half-smile, "Yes, yes, I was negligent, and I was exhausted, little friend, so I can't give the girl a husband."
Calling someone to rearrange the table, Tang Mingyan was really tired, it's nothing to walk too far, he couldn't stand turning around, he was dizzy from turning around.
"Husband, sit down and have a rest, and let Jing'an take care of you." Cheng Luo stood up and gave her her seat.
Tang Mingyan glanced at her and smiled slightly, "That's fine."
"[-]th Road, [-]th Road, [-]rd Road, and [-]th Road."
Jing'an understood, performed lightness kung fu, and finished the move in a short while.
Tang Mingyan supported his forehead, gnashing his teeth a little bit, you didn't use martial arts early, I was so tired that I was dizzy.
Seeing that Tang Mingyan looked at her instead of looking at the chessboard, Jing'an felt chills in her heart, and smiled flatteringly. Before Cheng Luo came, this young master took pleasure in teasing them. After Cheng Luo came, he was too busy to take care of himself, so he had no time to take care of them. up.
Actually laughed, Tang Mingyan became even more angry and stared.
"Ouch."
"I'm waiting for you to make a move!" Cheng Luo looked at the chessboard. Everyone had a different style of chess, and the movements were naturally different. When she turned her head, it was a match with her subordinates. She knocked her on the head to restore her focus. .
After going back and forth like this for dozens of times, the four of them all looked serious and sweaty, but Tang Mingyan was in better spirits than before, why should I be in a hurry if I don't have to leave?Play you to death.
"[-]th Road, [-]th Road, [-]th Road, [-]th Road." Tang Mingyan was flattering Cheng Luo with a smile, you see, I got off.
The four of them were all happy, and Li Yuanwai was also surprised, "Little friend, be serious, you have lost a good move."
Cheng Luo's heart skipped a beat, he looked down, stomped his feet, and pursed his lips.Tang Mingyan asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
What's wrong?Cheng Luo's heart is already cold, this is his own way of life.
The 12 people yelled: "Little baby, you lost, you should go home and drink milk."
Cheng Luo said angrily: "Twelve of you, just now my husband was distracted to get the chance of winning. It's really shameless to be so rampant."
Tang Mingyan stood up, helped her back to the grand teacher's chair, still smiling flatteringly, "Ma'am, don't get angry, it's not good to get angry, come, eat a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake."
He actually took something out of his sleeve, opened the oiled paper package, and it turned out to be sweet-scented osmanthus cake.
Cheng Luo was speechless and just took it.
Those people even laughed and said: "It's ridiculous to be afraid of your wife at a young age, hahaha."
Except for those few people, few people laughed. The eyes of the crowd were sharp, and they shouted, "We support the young master!"
"Yes, we support the young master!"
"You guys are so shameless, it's the behavior of a gentleman to treat his wife well."
Tang Mingyan didn't expect this situation. After a while, she really lost when she got a cup of tea, "Everyone, who said I lost?"
There was a sudden silence, and those people became arrogant again, "Little Huangmao, you still don't accept the loss."
Tang Mingyan raised his hair, "My hair is black, jet black."
Talking to one of them, Nianzi, Luozi, the face of the person in front of him immediately turned ashen, "Use calamity to solve calamity, I will win your son-in-law, and you will lose."
The second person said, "Deep into the hinterland, you've lost a half."
The third person said, "Self-enclosed on all sides, you also lost half of your life."
The fourth person, "Centrifugal up and down, son-in-law."
Flicking his sleeves, turning around and leaving, Li Yuanwai stepped forward, carefully observed the situation of the battle, and shouted, "Wonderful, wonderful, little friend, it's beautiful to put it to death and then play it again."
There was thunderous applause, and Cheng Luo also yelled, and threw himself on her, kissing her wetly with a "baji", she is so handsome, do you want to play with people like this?
Tang Mingyan was shaken, with a smile on his lips, without saying a word.
Li Yuanwai suppressed the excitement of the crowd, "Everyone, put them to death and take the place of birth. I announce, hey? What's your name?"
"My husband's name is Cheng Luo." Cheng Luo smiled brilliantly.
Tang Mingyan swallowed his saliva and turned his head to look up at the sky.
"Oh, I announce that my little friend Cheng Luo won the battle against 12 people alone."
"it is good……"
"Cheng Luo, Cheng Luo..." The crowd was raging, and they actually regarded "Cheng Luo" as a hero.
At this moment, the third incense stick just went out, and other chess games also came out with results. A total of 89 pairs participated in this first round, 77 pairs were eliminated, and the remaining 43 pairs were eliminated, and 34 pairs were eliminated, leaving [-] pairs.
"Okay, the first level is over, now I will introduce the second level, the second level is the Wen level, the unity of opposites, the differentiation of yin and yang, and the two forms of Tai Chi complement each other!"
A young servant had already evacuated the chessboard table and cleaned up the battlefield. At this moment, 34 pairs of people were standing on the stage, waiting for a question.
What kind of question is this again? The atmosphere suddenly became lively again.
The author has something to say: Uh, even the description of the process of playing chess is all nonsense, don't get into it, don't throw bricks.
The third level is to test whether the kissing time is good, the one with the longest time wins, ouch, it’s a bad idea, cover your face and run away---------------------- --
☆, hand in hand through three levels
Li Yuanwai stood on the stage stroking his beard, his face pretending to be mysterious, and the people below talked a lot.
A farmer in a short jacket shouted, "I know, I know, this must be a debate." It must have been a few days of reading, so he showed off.
The scholar on the stage shook his head, "Yin and Yang are opposite, and the two complement each other. These two lines of poetry naturally refer to couplets."
Li Yuanwai nodded in satisfaction, "This little brother knows my heart very well, haha, the second round is a competition of matching pairs, a stick of incense time, each other's questions, within a cup of tea, are the two of you right?" Those who go up go off, and those who stay last enter the second level."
"Burning incense!"
The scene was noisy for a while, and everyone racked their brains thinking about couplets, trying to eliminate each other.
The scholar came straight towards Tang Mingyan and the others. After the grand occasion of the last level, no one dared to look for her. Who knows if she is also very good at matching?
The scholar was dressed in gray, unassuming, but it was not difficult to see the scholar's arrogance.
At this moment, he clasped his fists to Tang Mingyan, who was inferior to him, and saluted, "Young friend is a great talent, I would like to give it a try."
Tang Mingyan nodded, "You don't need to be polite, please."
The scholar raised his head and took a step back.
"Little friend is talented."
"Brother shows love."
"Respect, my friend, you are talented."
"Thank you, brother, for your love."
"If you are not talented, respect your friends who are talented."
"My love, thank you brother for your love."
"I respect my little friends for their talents."
"A good wife loves you dearly, thank you brother for your love."
"Xiao Ke is not talented, respects my little friend Gao Cai, and everyone is shocked."
"A good wife loves Xie Xiongtai and carries the love inscription five times."
"Xiao Ke is not respectful to my little friend Gao Cai, and the four surrender."
"A virtuous wife loves Xie Xiongtai and carries the love inscription for five internal recitations."
"Haha, this little brother's question is really interesting. The little friend is adaptable and talented." Li Yuanwai stroked his beard, full of admiration.
"Hey? You are all showing off, I want to come too." Cheng Luo called out loudly, his face full of rebellion.
The woman next to the scholar also responded, "That's right, it's true that we women have no talents, the little girl invites you first."
The scholar looked helpless, but Tang Mingyan was in high spirits, Miss Cheng is a master of learning?Of course you have to take a good look.
Cheng Luo rolled his eyes, "During the Qixi festival, the black and white sons of the ninety-nine roads are all in my heart."
Tang Mingyan blushed, and Li Yuanwai praised: "I only know that Xiaoyou is talented, but I didn't expect that Xiaoyou's wife is also extraordinary."
But the woman made a difficult decision, who would have thought that the little girl would find such a difficult match when she said it.
"This pair was given to me by my wife, so naturally I should do it right."
Member Li nodded, "That's right, this is a good story."
Tang Mingyan thought about it for a while: "Shuangxing gathers to participate in business battles and fly over thousands of rivers, and it takes eight eyes to reward."
"Ah, yes, absolutely, the leader of the Chamber of Commerce, what more can a beautiful woman ask for than a side-husband."
But the scholar said, "Yes, yes, brother Yu is not talented, this is a loss."
Tang Mingyan said, "You didn't make a move. I insisted on being right. Naturally, it's not a loss."
Cheng Luo also said: "Yes, yes, this couple, I didn't tell your wife, this is just the beginning."
Li Yuanwai said: "Yes, this is the words of alliance between the little friend and his wife, it is not counted as a competition, I think the little brother is so talented, how can he go on like this."
The two looked at each other and nodded.
Cheng Luo coughed lightly, and tried his best to ignore the heartfelt words, "The Jade Rabbit smashes the medicine, and Chang'e promised me fifteen yuan."
The woman replied: "A magpie forms a bridge, and the Weaver Girl asks Lang Chu to cross.""
"This sister is really talented, isn't she?"
"The little girl won the prize."
After going back and forth like this for a few more rounds, it was time for a stick of incense. At this moment, apart from the two of them, there were still eight couples left on the stage, a total of ten couples.
Li Yuanwai concluded loudly: "I announce that the second round is over, and the ten couples on stage will enter the third round, the Wenwu Pass."
"Wenwuguan? What does Wenwuguan mean?"
Li Yuanwai lowered his hands and signaled everyone to be quiet, "There are civil and martial arts in civil and military affairs, but it is the most difficult one. It is also called cultivating one's true heart. Come here."
I saw a few people carrying something similar to a tripod, and the golden flames inside were beating vigorously.
Tang Mingyan tugged on Cheng Luo's sleeve and took a step back, "Let's not participate, I think they want to die."
Cheng Luo hugged her arm and stopped her from retreating, "Impossible, listen first."
There was also a sound of gasping.
"The so-called refining the sincerity is to test the sincerity between lovers. As the saying goes, true gold is not afraid of fire, and love is stronger than gold."
"In this level, one of them has to answer the question with his eyes blindfolded, while the other stands three steps away from the stove. If he answers a wrong question, he will take one step closer to the stove. When he reaches the stove, he has to put his hand in."
The crowd was in an uproar, and the people on the stage also wanted to step down.
"There is no turning back when you open the bow. Once you start the game, you can't give up. No matter whether you are right or wrong, as long as you persist in answering ten questions, you will get a hundred taels of gold."
The people below whispered, and finally there were only six pairs left on the stage.
Tang Ming said, "We don't lack a hundred taels of gold." He took a step back.
Cheng Luo: "It's okay, let's play!" Pulled back.
The scholar saw them pull over and said: "Madam Xiaoyou, money is something outside of the body, it's not good if it hurts someone."
Cheng Luo said: "Money is not important, but I think this game is fun."
The scholar shook his head and left the stage with his wife.
"Don't be afraid, you go and answer the questions, I'll stand by the stove."
Seeing her insistence, Tang Mingyan said: "Okay, okay, you will die if you die, you go and answer the questions, and I will stand by the stove."
Cheng Luo smiled, "I believe in you."
Tang Mingyan was stunned.
"Everyone can decide, whoever stands by the stove will answer the questions?"
There were three couples who couldn't argue, and the result was nothing, so there were only three couples left on the stage.
Tang Mingyan was blindfolded, and his forehead was a little sweaty. He saw that the people standing by the stove were all women. This shows that women's true colors are actually stronger than men.
"The first question is to sit while standing, to sit while standing, and to sit while standing."
There is someone waiting next to you, just whisper the answer. Fortunately, the first question is not difficult, and all three of them got it right, frog.
"The second question is what has two heads, four eyes, eight legs, and a tail."
Tang Mingyan's heart is tense. If this question is left as usual, maybe she can still think about it, but if she is concerned, she will be confused. There are big beads of sweat on her forehead, but she can't think of an answer. There is an answer.
The three of them didn't come up with an answer, they all took a step forward, there were only two steps left, their expressions were different, they were not happy anyway.
Cheng Luo was also a little anxious. If he knew he would stop playing, you would not be able to answer Tang Mingyan's second question. Did you do it on purpose?
Tang Mingyan pinched himself and tried his best to concentrate, at least he passed the third, fourth and fifth questions.
Question [-]: "What is this that is the same whether it is a beautiful dress or an old one?"
Unexpectedly, none of the three of them could answer it, but fortunately, the difficulty of this question was intentional.
Cheng Luo stepped forward again, and all three of them showed fearful faces. Be good, this is only the sixth question, and there is only one step left. Feeling the heat in front of him, Cheng Luo's hands were full of sweat, Tang Mingyan, you have to fight hard ah.
Question [-]: "When a person falls into a well, the dead one is called a dead person, but what is the living one called?"
Tang Mingyan had already lost his sense of proportion, and blurted out, "A living person."
All three of them got the wrong answer again.
Obviously, this is already the third step, which means that it is time to dig your hands into the furnace.
A man yelled, "I won't answer, I won't answer."
But he was caught by two servants, "If you say you will participate, you can't go back on your word."
Tang Mingyan took off the blindfold and ran to Cheng Luo. She was holding back her fear, her lips turned white.
"What are you doing, little friend?"
Tang Mingyan originally had a good impression of the person in front of him, but now he finds it disgusting, "A gentleman will not regret what he said, and is willing to plunge into the fire with his wife."
Li Yuanwai nodded and stretched out his thumb, "It's really admirable, little friend."
"Little Lord!"
Daoming Dao'an pulled out his long sword and flew onto the stage. Tang Mingyan looked at Cheng Luo. If she didn't want to, she could just rush out.
"When will I regret what I said? It's just that you don't need to accompany me." Cheng Luo said to Tang Mingyan.
"None of you are allowed to do anything, back down."
Tang Mingyan took Cheng Luo's hand and interlocked his fingers, "Hold my hand, without complaint or regret."
Seeing this situation, Li Yuanwai asked the captured man, "Would you like to stick into the stove with your wife?"
The man showed panic, "No, no, I don't want it." He even struggled backwards.
As for the other man, he was still standing there.
Li Yuanwai asked, "What about you?"
"Didn't you say that you can get a hundred taels of gold after answering ten questions? Isn't it more than enough to see a burn?" It was a matter of course.
Seeing that Tang Mingyan treated his wife like this when he was only six years old, the woman felt a great pain in her heart, "You bastard!"
"bring it on!"
Tang Mingyan and Cheng Luo looked at each other. Cheng Luo deliberately put his hands back down and was about to plunge into the fire. At the moment of entering the fire, Tang Mingyan turned his arms so that Cheng Luo's hands were facing upwards. Cheng Luo was startled. Looking at her, I only saw a deep feeling.
When the people below saw this scene, their hearts tightened. Daoming Dao'an clenched the hilt of his sword tightly, his veins bulging.
After a long while, the two took out their hands, and looked at the hands they held together in amazement. It was not damaged at all, but it was a little hot.
Only then did Li Yuanwai come over with a smile, "This third pass is called Wenwu Pass, and it is also a test pass. I accidentally got this stove. As long as people with the same heart and heart are sincere, it will not hurt a bit if you put it in the fire." Those who can give up participating are regarded as caring for their lovers, middle grade, those who give up halfway through the participation but cannot share the hardships with their wives are low grade, and those who participate regardless of their lover's life and death, are waste products. The real test of this test is nothing more than a word of love, so this Guan, little friend Cheng Luosheng, get a hundred taels of gold!"
Everyone was stunned, and then realized that only the most sincere and sincere can treat each other wholeheartedly, and live and die together.After a while, there was warm applause and cheers.
Tang Mingyan and Cheng Luo looked at each other, everything was kept silent.
The author has something to say:
The couplet is amazing, don't worry about mediocre rhymes, I am exhausted.
As for the puzzles, it seems that they are not too difficult for us, but they are ancient people, and Xiao Tang is very nervous, so it is understandable that he can't answer them.
☆、Three prayers to make a good relationship
Li Yuanwai turned his head, "Little friend, why not come to my house and get together, I have a gift for you."
"Li Yuanwai broke up many lovers today."
Li Yuanwai sighed, "The world is getting worse, I will help them recognize each other's true colors, it will be better than a miserable life."
"You will explain it to yourself, and what you said is somewhat reasonable. I wonder if you have any gifts?" Cheng Luo asked playfully, hugging Tang Mingyan's arm.
"Hey, the little girl is smart, but I actually wanted to give this gift to you two on a temporary basis."
Tang Mingyan always felt that Li Yuanwai's smile was very obscene.
Li Yuanwai turned his head and said to everyone in the audience, "True love is the rarest thing in the world. We share weal and woe and never leave. Although my little friend is young, he and his wife are determined to be our role models."
There was endless admiration and approval from below, and the name was already shouted and beaten by everyone who wanted to answer ten questions, even at the expense of sacrificing his wife.
"I don't know, little friend and madam, have you ever paid homage to heaven and earth?"
Tang Mingyan rubbed his forehead, always feeling that something was wrong, "Never."
"Everyone said, how about the people of Liangzhou city fulfilling their wish just for this pair of little lovers?"
"Okay..." There were endless applause from below.
"What does he mean by that?" Tang Mingyan looked at the people next to him in confusion.
Cheng Luo was also a little surprised, "It can't be..."
"My surname Li in the west of the city is not talented, and I would like to hold a wedding for my little friend and his wife. Let's people from Liangzhou City come to witness this romantic relationship, okay?" Li Yuanwai looked excited.
"it is good……"
A gorgeously dressed middle-aged woman stood up, "I am Liu Feidao from Liuji Tailor Shop, and I would like to make clothes for you two."
The servants did not know where to get the best silk, and saw that the scissors were flying, and the red cloth was undulating, and they really started to make it.
"Huh? My trumpet beard is also here to enjoy the joy of the day." Behind the rough and unrestrained man stood two rows of people holding various musical instruments.
"Hey, let's light up the sedan chair, the top grade among the sedan chairs."
Suddenly there was a strange tone, "I just came from Dawan, I don't have anything, but this bloody BMW should be able to be ridden by the groom."
"Yes!" Everyone responded in unison.
"Of course these shoes belong to our cloud treading boots."
"Qian You, a wealthy businessman in the east of the city, is willing to sell a hundred pieces of red silk and satin."
"Zuixianlou is hosting a flowing water banquet, congratulations to the two little lovers who have spent a hundred years."
Li Yuanwai stared, "No, no, my friend, the wedding room and banquet must be held at my house."
The boss of Zuixianlou spat softly, "Stingy, at worst, why don't our chefs from Zuixianlou come to sit with you? Then I will be holding a three-day flowing water banquet in Zuixianlou."
Only then did Li Yuanwai smile, "That's right."
Wealthy businessmen are not short of money, so they can even advertise for themselves if they want to be happy.The poor were even more elated. Not only could they join in the fun, but they could also enjoy free banquets. Happy, happy, the scene was boiling for a while.
Only the two protagonists stared blankly at the successive scenes below, which was too enthusiastic.
The two turned their heads and were looking at each other "with affection".Just four maids came up, pulled two people to change their clothes, and they stretched out their hands, but they couldn't touch each other.
Li Yuanwai's head appeared just like that, "My little friend and his wife really cannot be separated for a moment, but changing clothes will be soon."
"Young Master, Young Madam." Daoming Dao'an had had enough of watching, when he turned his head, the two were taken away, and when they were about to catch up, they were crowded by a crowd of people.
After a while, Tang Mingyan was wearing a bright red groom's wedding dress with big red flowers tied in front of him, and he leaned out with red cloud boots with soap bottom and gold thread on his feet.
The other one is wearing a phoenix coronet, but with a red hijab on her head, and is being supported by two maids.
The end is the unparalleled demeanor, one is the flawless jade, and the other is the wonderful flower of Langyuan...
Tang Mingyan looked at the person in front of him licking his lips, he didn't really want to worship him, did he?Alas, what are you pushing me for?What is this fluffy thing?Ah, I can't ride a horse.Tang Mingyan closed his eyes, hugged the unusually tall horse underneath, and froze there motionless.
The small eyes under Cheng Luogai's head are rolling around, my dignified princess is going to pay homage like this?Forget it, anyway, as long as Tang Mingyan doesn't speak, she might not be able to return to the palace for the rest of her life, let alone Princess Laoshizi. It looks interesting, but the thing on her head is a little bit heavy, and her head is falling down.
"Get up the car..."
Accompanied by this shout, the band who had changed their clothes immediately played joyfully, and behind them was the mighty flow of people who took away the Qiqiao Lantern Festival.This Qiqiao Festival, Liangzhou City opened a special session for the two little dolls.
What did you say?Different people have different fates, Tang Mingyan lay on his horse and didn't dare to move.
Cheng Luo lifted his head, enjoyed the swaying sedan chair, took out from his sleeve the sweet-scented osmanthus cake that someone secretly gave her while playing chess, and tasted it carefully.
"Little friend, little friend."
Tang Mingyan opened one eye, feeling that Yuanwai Li was really kind.
"Little friend, please dismount..."
Tang Mingyan felt that this sentence was like the sound of nature, but how did it get off, how could this broken horse grow taller than her.
"Young master, it's too late to save you." Daoming Dao'an knelt down on the ground in good time.
"Stop talking nonsense and hold me down."
Daoming flew up, Tang Mingyan stepped on the ground in a blink of an eye, blinked hard, stomped his feet, darling, the ground is really a beautiful thing.
"Little friend, it's time to kick the sedan chair door." Li Yuanwai's face was full of joy, as if he was the one who got married.
Tang Mingyan walked over, venting all his grievances on that foot...
"Ouch..."
I was dizzy at first, but now my feet hurt again.
Cheng Luo was just picking up the last piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, when a sudden vibration startled her, the last piece just disappeared.
Then I heard an ouch, Cheng Luo has heard countless familiar ouches in the limited years of acquaintance.
"Tang Mingyan, you are courting death!"
Tang Mingyan was stupefied and his feet hurt again, and he blurted out the "Cheng Luo!"
Li Yuanwai was taken aback, "Tang Mingyan? Cheng Luo?"
He scratched his head, "Little friend, what's your name?"
"If you don't want to change your name, if you don't want to change your surname, my name is Tang Mingyan, and that fierce little girl is called Cheng Luo."
"Tang Mingyan, who do you think is fierce?"
Seeing the escalation of the war, the two Li Yuanwai, who had just been appointed as model lovers in Liangzhou, entered a state of struggle. Didn't he slap his own mouth?
"The groom carries the bride over the brazier to remove all disasters."
Li Yuanwai shouted and cameo played the role of matchmaker.
"Little friend, hurry up, everyone is watching!"
Tang Mingyan looked around, my good fellow, is there an end to this sea of people?
Lifted the car curtain and got in immediately, everyone was stunned, what's going on?
Tang Mingyan found the hijab, covered her up, and then opened the car curtain.Turn your back, "Come on, I'll carry you."
It is said that if the bride does not cover her head, she will be unlucky.
Cheng Luo was happy, and obediently lay on her back.
Tang Mingyan only felt his body sinking. This was an experience that he never wanted again. Otherwise, she would go back to learn inner strength and lightness exercises. She tried her best to pass the brazier and entered the hall before finally letting go of the person on her back.
There is a piece of red silk, and each end is torn.
"Today, our entire Liangzhou city held a wedding ceremony for this pair of lovers. The groom Tang Mingyan is brilliant in both literary and martial arts, and the bride Cheng Luo is clever, well-behaved, and affectionate. The harmony made in heaven can be called a romance in our Liangzhou city." Ah! The wedding begins!"
"it is good……"
"Worship heaven and earth."
The two turned around and bowed together towards the outside.
"Second worship high hall..."
Both of them were taken aback, who can I blame?Li Yuanwai took the portrait of the current emperor, "Since Gaotang is not present, why not worship the emperor."
Tang Mingyan had no objection, Cheng Luo thought, that's not my father.They bowed to the portrait of the emperor together again.
"Happy husband and wife..."
The two bowed to each other, Tang Mingyan looked calm, as for the one under the hijab, I'm sorry, I can't see it.
"Licheng, send it to the bridal chamber."
Then a maid took Cheng Luo to the prepared new house.
Member Li pressed the field, "Everyone, my little friend is young, so we all don't have to drink. It's getting late, how about asking him to toast everyone?"
"it is good……"
Tang Mingyan held up his wine glass, "Thank you for your support."
I drank it all in one gulp, and immediately shivered, it was so spicy.
"Little friend, let's go to the bridal chamber for the festivities. Everyone, eat and drink well, and there is enough wine."
"it is good."
Tang Mingyan entered the bridal chamber, and saw two maids standing next to him, carrying some things, "Please ask the groom to pick up the wedding scale and pick up the wedding handkerchief, so that he will be happy from now on."
Tang Mingyan picked up the Xi scale in the end plate, lifted the hijab, and saw that familiar little face.
"Invite the bride and groom to drink Hebei wine."
There were two wine glasses on the second tray, and the wine had already been poured, Tang Mingyan shivered, the feeling just now was still in his mind.
Cheng Luo picked up a glass of wine, Tang Mingyan reached out to stop him, "Hey!"
"what happened?"
After thinking about it, isn't it good and bad?Then let's come together, I tasted it, you naturally have to taste it, crossed arms, raised her head again, and swallowed a cup, she only thought that if she drank it quickly, the pain would be less, but it was the opposite.
Cheng Luo drank slowly, but didn't choke like she did.
"I wish the bride and groom a happy marriage for a hundred years, and have a son soon." The maids withdrew together after finishing speaking.
Poor Tang Mingyan, he was already choking, but he couldn't breathe when he heard this, he will give birth to a precious son soon!They are still children, and it would be strange to say that they were born.
Cheng Luo patted her on the back to comfort her, and the two of them were really married in a daze.
The dragon, phoenix and red candles are exuding light and heat, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, but these two little dolls can only bicker and sleep.
The author has something to say: I always feel that it has developed in the direction of dog blood →_→
☆, Drunken and noisy in the bridal chamber
Cheng Luo patted Tang Mingyan on the back, Tang Mingyan waved his hands, and finally returned to normal, but Yu Zhuo's face was a little red.
"Cheng Luo, are we really married?"
Cheng Luo looked shy and nodded half-hidden.
"Uh... can you be normal?"
"Crack" a small hand hit her head, Tang Mingyan hiccupped, she drank a total of two glasses of wine, and drank very quickly, she was a little drunk at the moment.
"That's right." Tang Mingyan hugged Cheng Luo and muttered, "You're not happy today."
"No." Cheng Luo was wrapped around her body without struggling, observing someone who was drunk, thinking about how to play tricks on her.
"Have!"
The categorical words made Cheng Luo a little helpless, "Then tell me why I'm unhappy?"
"I don't know either. You are just unhappy on the bed in the inn. Is it because you asked me to marry you?"
Cheng Luo was stunned for a moment, and his thoughts drifted to the bed in the inn, only to realize that there was indeed such a thing, and then saw the person in front of him half-closed his eyes, and his little face flushed in his shoulder socket, he felt a little cute.
Reach out and pinch her little cheek.
Tang Mingyan felt itchy on his face, and brushed it casually, "What, I hate it, I haven't finished talking yet."
Slightly opened his eyes, and raised his voice, "Cheng Luo."
Cheng Luo sighed, he was drunk, and while removing the heavy headgear on his head, he replied, "Yes, yes."
"Oh!" Tang Mingyan finally closed his eyes with peace of mind, squeezed the soft things in his arms, "Actually, I really want to marry you!"
"Boom..." The headdress rolled to the ground.
"Huh? What's the sound?"
Cheng Luo hurriedly said: "The cat next door is meowing, you continue to talk." This is the posture of telling the truth after drinking, how can you miss it.
"Oh, smelly cat, what are you barking about, what am I talking about?"
Tang Mingyan was blindfolded, let go of his hands, and fell on the bed.
"Hey? Don't sleep, you said you really want to marry me."
Cheng Luo shook her, don't fall asleep, if you miss these words, you will never hear them again, following Tang Mingyan's habit of desperately trying to save face.
"Oh. I really want to marry you. If I marry you, you will be mine, and I can spank your ass."
Those who listened attentively and were expecting her to say something earth-shattering were waiting for such a word, then they could spank her.
Cheng Luo's eyes widened when he heard this, he turned her over with one foot, and slapped her ass.
"Ouch..."
"Cheng Luo!"
The angry shout made Cheng Luo's heart skip a beat, and he crawled over to look at someone with his head sideways, before he woke up, he slapped him again.
"Ouch..."
"Cheng Luo!"
Cheng Luo rolled her eyes, and she finally understood. She was used to "Ouch" and then called "Cheng Luo", and snorted, "It's not that I did all the bad things, why are you just now?" Say my name."
As soon as he finished speaking, another slap landed on someone's buttocks, "Ouch."
"Cheng Luo! It must be you, right? You are the only one who bullies me, and the only one who dares to bully me. The people in Lingshan are extremely boring. They only call you young master, and the master always feels sad. Since you came, I just felt that the sky is blue, the flowers are alive, and the birds are fragrant."
Tang Mingyan turned over and put it in a "big" shape, babbling comfortably.
"Flowers are fragrant, and birds are alive."
But Tang Mingyan giggled, "Don't you know? Sometimes I can't sleep in the middle of the night, so I roast birds in my room and eat them, and then you will drool. I bully, it's great fun."
Cheng Luo blushed and stood on the bed, pointing at Tang Mingyan with trembling fingers
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