Rebirth Breakup Expert

Zhan Jun was not surprised at all when he received Ji Wen's call.

Ji Wen's tone on the phone sounded very unhappy. Zhan Jun knew why he was unhappy but couldn't say it clearly. He was struggling very much, so he could only comfort him continuously: "If you have anything to say, talk more."

"Has your matter been resolved? Was it resolved through communication?" Ji Wen asked earnestly.He didn't know anything in his heart, and the only fellow he knew was Zhan Jun.

Zhan Jun immediately switched roles, substituting himself into the originally conceived state of mind, and his voice suddenly sank: "I'm working hard, I believe it's possible."

Ji Wen chuckled, obviously not believing it.

"Is Teacher Ji free? Come out and have a cup of coffee in the afternoon." Zhan Jun looked at the "[-]!!!" posted on the bedside and said sincerely.

After confirming the class schedule and meeting time, Ji Wen made an appointment with Zhan Jun.Zhan Jun hung up the phone and stretched on the bed.The nap was so long and comfortable that he didn't even want to get out of bed.A corner of the "[-]!!!" posted on the head of the bed was missing, and he stared at his upright and handsome handwriting, encouraging himself: "Keep up, today's meeting is the key!"

Immediately, I imagined the speed lines and the radiant background in the hot-blooded comics. After a while, I felt that I was too old, and silently rolled out of bed and went to the kitchen to find something to eat.

It has been more than a week since Xue Jingye said "I have a way to cure you", and there is no movement around Zhan Jun.He was in a panic when he was idle, and he didn't dare to look for a job rashly because he couldn't bear the [-]. The photographer is ready" is an unreliable idea.

If it wasn't for Ji Wen's phone call, he might have to eat alone again tonight.

In fact, he has been eating alone for many years. The problem is that now there is Wen Jiayan at home, which has greatly disrupted his good habit of not talking when eating or sleeping.Old habits are broken, and new habits are naturally established. In recent days, Wen Jiayan has been busy with various blind dates, and often sends a WeChat message in the afternoon, "Brother Zhan, I won't go home for dinner. If you remember, I will bring you supper."

Zhan Jun absolutely did not admit that his biggest dissatisfaction with Wen Jiayan's not coming home for dinner was that he had to go downstairs to buy vegetables instead of directing Wen Jiayan on the phone to go to the vegetable market after get off work as usual.

And the dark strategy discussed with Wen Jiayan that night, because the target was silent, ended without a problem.But Zhan Jun still kept it in his heart silently.

Zhan Jun reheated the spare ribs from the night before, cooked some noodles and ate them together.On the calendar attached to the refrigerator, more than a dozen dates were circled by Wen Jiayan, and without exception, it said "blind date la la la (￣▽￣")". That smile was cheeky and mean, and Zhan Jun couldn't bear it. Can't help laughing.

Wen Jiayan quickly accepted his homosexuality, which made Zhan Jun very grateful.So in order to express his gratitude, he spared no effort to offer suggestions on Wen Jiayan's blind date.

All the plans came to an abrupt end when Wen Jiayan said, "They say I'm too handsome and insecure, brother Zhan, can you make me look more frustrated" with a frowning expression.

Exactly as Zhan Jun expected, Ji Wen clearly mentioned the issue between himself and his lover shortly after the meeting in the afternoon.

Zhan Jun crossed his fingers on the brown-gray wooden table and listened carefully to Ji Wen's words.

He didn't want to make himself feel sorry for Ji Wen, but he couldn't help realizing that this man who had been in love with Lao Jiang for several years could only open his heart to a stranger like himself.It stands to reason that the relationship between a bamboo horse and a bamboo horse is always relatively stable. They can penetrate into each other's soul and memory more than other relationships, and once they have common memories, many things will become especially smooth when they communicate.This is why most conversations and pickups generally start with "where and where have we met".

But the relationship between Ji Wen and Lao Jiang is obviously not like this.They are bamboo horses, but they are much stranger than the nurturing lovers Zhan Jun has seen.Physical familiarity cannot offset the sense of spiritual alienation, especially when one person longs for stability and tranquility, but the other cannot give a firm commitment, the conflict will only intensify.

Zhan Jun stroked his non-existent beard with his phantom limb.Adding up the breakup cases in the past few years, I feel that I am also a relationship expert.

On the other side, Ji Wen happened to mention the crux of the conflict between him and Lao Jiang: "He actually thinks that I have an affair with my senior brother after a few phone calls. This is really, hmph, only the state officials are allowed to set fire..."

Ji Wen pressed the coffee cup between his lips and did not finish speaking.

But Zhan Jun has opened his eyes slightly.

This progress was a bit fast, and it was beyond Zhan Jun's plan: First, Lao Jiang thought that the affair was his misunderstanding; second, Lao Jiang himself was messing around outside?

Zhan Jun suddenly felt his head was a little big.It's the first time I take such a case, why is it such a troublesome thing, I might as well take pictures of the man and the mistress when they open the room.

He looked down at the "[-]" on the screen saver of his phone calmly, and calmly raised his head: "Don't guess, are you really sure there is someone outside?"

"It's not anyone, it's just that he likes to play with others." Ji Wen tightened his fingers on the handle of the cup slightly, "And there are men and women."

- Scum!

Zhan Jun paused at the right time, and after a while he slowly said: "Since it's all like this, why..."

There was a flash of surprise in Ji Wen's eyes, and his voice gradually lowered: "I...before I agreed to his pursuit, I always liked girls. If I were separated from him, I don't think it is possible for me to like girls anymore. And other men... can't. We've known each other for too many years and been together for too many years. We don't know what it would be like if this person is not around. Let me re-enter a relationship? I can't do it, it takes effort It's over."

At this moment, Zhan Jun remembered Lao Jiang's request: to let Ji Wen break up with the person he had an affair with, and not to hurt Ji Wen's feelings.

It is certain that Ji Wen, the person who is having an affair, did not exist in the first place, so the first requirement has been fulfilled.And the one who can hurt Ji Wen's feelings is definitely not a professional breakup teacher like himself who has become a monk, nor is it that non-existent affair partner.

So far, the case can be closed.

According to Ji Wen, the reason why he hesitates to end this relationship is that he is afraid of entering a new relationship, just like a person who refuses to leave a dilapidated house that is crumbling in the wind and rain because he is afraid of the pouring rain outside the door.In fact, that person no longer has any nostalgia for the dilapidated house. He is just weighing which option is safer for him, rather than comparing "which one do I prefer".

"Mr. Ji, you are too insecure." Zhan Jun couldn't help but want to say a few more words.Although he, who has just experienced a tragic breakup, has no position at all to guide others on how to quickly and safely complete the task of breaking up, but looking at Ji Wen's appearance, the fraudster Zhan Jun who has always played the role of the confidant brother has a lot of sins feel. "You can tell your lover frankly about these things in your heart. He cares about you very much, so he will have a sense of fear when you have intimate conversations with others."

Fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, it was Lao Jiang who paid himself.He read silently.

"He may also have a lot of emotions in his heart that he can't confess frankly. He doesn't know how to deal with it, so he can only adopt a negative way of avoiding it. I can tell you with certainty that this way of dealing with it is not beneficial to any party. If you are honest If the conversation is difficult for you or him, you can use some gentle methods, just like you treat children who don’t listen to the class, you can’t scold him at the beginning? Take a step back, even if this relationship is true You can't maintain it anymore, who else in the world can give you the original 20 years? Is it worth breaking up after tearing up your face? Will you really be happy?"

As soon as the last few questions were uttered, Zhan Jun immediately stopped.

Damn, what are these questions!

He didn't speak.

Before leaving, Ji Wen's eyes flickered, and when Zhan Jun walked out of the coffee shop with him, he asked Zhan Jun, "Mr. Zhan, do you think it is ridiculous to pray for eternity in a relationship without any guarantee or possibility?" ?"

Zhan Jun almost tilted, but luckily he stabilized his expression immediately.

Mr. Ji is a teacher, a literary youth, this kind of clingy thinking is very natural.

Zhan Jun thought for a while, and replied inscrutablely: "If this relationship without any guarantee and possibility once gave you the feeling that it could last forever, why isn't it true?"

Unable to answer, I can only throw another question to Ji Wen.After hearing this, Ji Wen seemed to realize something, and after a long while, he solemnly thanked Zhan Jun, and wished him and his lover named Jiayan a speedy reconciliation and a sweet life.

Wang Zhaojun looked at the report given by Zhan Jun and his oral statement with a wonderful expression.

"Just say what you want." Zhan Jun sat on the sofa and picked up a bunch of grapes and munched.

"You told Ji Wen and Wen Jiayan that he was your lover?" Wang Zhaojun's face was covered with a wretched smile of "Moda is super gossip, I'm sure I read it right hahahaha".

Zhan Jun: "... Let's talk about this case, Mr. Wang."

Wang Zhaojun laughed at him for a while, and then said seriously: "It's been a long time since a blind cat ran into a mouse and killed it. You can easily earn this [-], Lao Zhan."

"It's easier for you, half of the account will be credited without even moving your butt." Zhan Jun sat up and said seriously, "Fat guy, I want to change the rules. From now on, the cases of this kind of male and female will be divided into three and seven, and I will give you three. Don't talk about your son going to kindergarten, I'm serious. Yes, yes, this kind of case is rare, but it is too much loss for me. During this time, you also know what my situation is. I didn't break up with myself. Get away clean, and break up with other men? Besides, this kind of case can't be dealt with once a year, and there are few clients with such a large amount of money. I give seven points to such rare cases and you get three points. You won't suffer, and you'll gain fame."

Wang Zhaojun cut off Zhan Jun's words with a wave of his hand: "All right, all right, you have the final say. Don't let me use your tricks of fooling others, okay?"

Zhan Jun felt relieved, leaned lazily on the back of the sofa, nodded and smiled, "Okay."

For the follow-up matters, people from Wang Zhaojun's side will contact Lao Jiang and inform him of the whole process. Unless Lao Jiang asks, he doesn't need to show up again.Zhan Jun took out his mobile phone and wanted to delete Ji Wen's call, but hesitated for a while, unable to do so.

In fact, he has no right to pity Ji Wen.He has used the mobile phone for so long, and there are piles of people in the [Clients] and [Colleagues] groups, but Wang Zhaojun has always been the only one in the remaining third group [Friends].Now Wen Jiayan barely squeezed in, staying with the "fat guy" in the empty group, no matter how you look at it, she looks very lonely.

Do not delete.Zhan Jun sighed.It's also good to have a chat when you have time.

But the matter ended too quickly, he was hesitating whether to go home to eat alone or settle it outside.While thinking about him, she sent Wen Jiayan a wechat message: Come back for dinner?

Wen Jiayan replied in seconds: Of course you don't need a blind date!

Seeing the smile on Zhan Jun's face across the desk, Wang Zhaojun started to gossip again: "Smile so coquettishly, who is it?"

Zhan Jun put away his phone, left leisurely, and waved to him with a silent smile.

The author has something to say: I feel that the bamboo horse case ended quite hastily, but there are some foreshadowings buried in this case (really?).

real! ! ! o(￣ヘ￣o#)

The next case is about Doubt CEO. Hahaha, the scum attack you want is coming.

It means that this case will be bloody (pick nose