Rebirth Breakup Expert

Back home, Wen Jiayan was lying on the sofa watching a movie.Seeing Zhan Jun coming back, he immediately jumped up: "Brother Zhan, are you okay? What happened on the phone just now?"

Zhan Jun thought it was quite funny, so he smiled: "It's okay, I'm just playing with someone."

"...Brother Zhan, are you still playing truth or dare at your age?"

Zhan Jun thought that you were taking a big risk, so he said no, he walked into the room with his hands, took a bath with his clothes.After washing, he took a can of beer and sat next to him to watch a movie with Wen Jiayan.Wen Jiayan was watching "Pirates of the Caribbean 3". Seeing Zhan Jun sitting down, he turned around and thanked him.Today Zhan Jun told Wen Jiayan that he could continue to live here, and Wen Jiayan was very happy.Zhan Jun feels that the feeling now is similar to when he lived with Zhan Wei. There is a younger brother staying at home, cooking, watching TV and cleaning together.Everyone has their own private space, and they can get together to chat and pass the time when they have nothing to do. After thinking about it, he felt that he was doing the right thing.

The next day was the weekend, Wen Jiayan didn't have to go to work, after watching the third part, he continued to watch the fourth part.Not long after the opening, Wen Jiayan suddenly remembered something, and rushed to his room.Zhan Jun looked at Captain Jack for a while, and when he sighed that the years are not forgiving, Wen Jiayan came out with a few pieces of paper with a strange expression on his face.

"Brother Zhan, are we the same age?"

"Ok?"

Zhan Jun took the paper he handed over.This is a copy of the ID card attached to the contract when signing the lease contract. The birth dates of the two people shown on the ID number are indeed the same age.Zhan Jun was immediately taken aback. Wen Jiayan was elegant and bookish, and he had been in the society for two or three years, so it was impossible to tell from his appearance that they were the same age.

Zhan Jun's heart hurts.

"When I was in high school, I was hospitalized and took a year off from school. Later, I failed the college entrance examination and repeated it for another year." Wen Jiayan said.

Zhan Jun nodded while supporting his forehead: "Well, that's right. I skipped grades in primary school."

"Hey, so powerful." Wen Jiayan laughed.

Zhan Jun was still immersed in the annoyance that he and a person of the same age had skin and spirits of different ages and couldn't extricate himself. He heard Wen Jiayan say again: "Then I won't call you Brother Zhan anymore. Look at me It's your birthday, I'm still two months older than you, Xiao Zhan."

Zhan Jun: "..."

Under the coercion of the landlord, Wen Jiayan finally kept the address as it was.After getting up the next day, Zhan Jun felt that it was too boring to entangle with others. He thought that he had come back to life after death, and his mood changed a lot.In the past, whether Xue Jingye called him a slut or trash, he just smiled and said nothing.Now that Wen Jiayan has changed to a "Xiao Zhan", he can fight him for [-] rounds with a pillow and successfully wipe out the enemy's arrogance under the cotton ball.

Zhan Jun leaned against the window and watched the old man downstairs doing Tai Chi for a while, and then saw Wen Jiayan wearing a blue and white sportswear, carrying soy milk and fried dough sticks through the mango trees in front of the building, and went home.

Looking at the time, it was past eight o'clock, and it was time for breakfast.Zhan Jun went to wash his face and brush his teeth.While squeezing the toothpaste, Wen Jiayan opened the door and came back, and shouted loudly as soon as he entered, "Brother Zhan, it's time to get up and eat."

A clump of Colgate was squeezed to the ground.Zhan Jun didn't expect Wen Jiayan to buy breakfast for himself, so he poked his head out in a daze: "Huh? What are you eating?"

"I bought freshly ground soy milk, corn juice, deep-fried dough sticks, taro cakes, two steamed dumplings and a plate of fried rice noodles. You can eat whatever you like, but the rice noodles seem to have too much soy sauce. You don't seem to like it. Like to eat strong food too much?" Wen Jiayan put the breakfast on the dining table and went to the kitchen to get the dishes.There is a wall between the kitchen and the washroom, Zhan Jun closed the door, and heard Wen Jiayan humming softly in the kitchen, it was the theme song of "Pirates of the Caribbean".

Zhan Jun's eyes were a little sore, he hurriedly covered his face with a towel, took it off after a long time, closed his eyes and splashed water to wet his face.

During the more than a month of living together with Xue Jingye, Xue Jingye never bought anything for him.Several times when he got up in the morning, he saw Xue Jingye reheating the instant siu mai or dumplings bought in the refrigerator by himself, without leaving any for him.

Yes, scum, Xue Jingye is really a scum.Zhan Jun wondered why he was so stupid and cheap before, he couldn't get out after seeing so many clues, he had to die in such pain and cruelty to wake up.Strangers can give so much warmth to him who is helpless on a rainy night. A tenant who rents his room can find out his eating habits in a few days of getting along with him, but Xue Jingye never knows.

Wen Jiayan said, why is this guy so, why is he so warm.Zhan Jun thought while brushing his teeth.This person should come from such a happy family. He is gentle, polite, decent, warm and kind.Zhan Jun felt that within a few days of living together, his crooked-necked tree that had never received much sunlight was about to be melted by the occasional glare from the sun "Wen Jiayan".

Zhan Jun ate half a plate of rice noodles, a serving of steamed dumplings, a cup of soy milk and half a fried dough stick. Wen Jiayan ate it faster than him, and went back to the room after eating, not knowing what to do.Zhan Jun saw that the sun was shining brightly today, and planned to take out the curtains and wash them, but when he turned around, he saw Wen Jiayan, all dressed up, looking at him.

"Brother Zhan, what do you think of my body?" Wen Jiayan was actually a little shy.Zhan Jun thought it was too funny, and wanted to hurt him a few words at first, but seeing his look of anticipation, he finally said the truth: "It's pretty good-looking, you usually wear a suit and shirt, and casual clothes like this are not bad."

Wen Jiayan cheered up for a while, and then he was a little sluggish: "If you don't want to go on a blind date, why don't you wear formal clothes and be more solemn?"

"Eh? Blind date?" Zhan Jun was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly became serious, "Blind date should be more solemn. Have you painted your eyeliner? You also put some foundation on it, and your hair doesn't even have a shape, bad review."

Wen Jiayan had an embarrassing expression on his face: "Brother Zhan, I'm a man..."

In fact, Zhan Jun doesn't have eyeliner, liquid foundation or anything like that, but he still has some experience in hair styling.With a wonderful idea that he didn't want Wen Jiayan to lose face, he threatened to rearrange Wen Jiayan's hairstyle, and patted some toner on his face by the way.Wen Jiayan's face was tense, and his whole body was tense, and his youthful and energetic face gave him a bitter look.

"Okay, smile." Zhan Jun patted him on the shoulder.Wen Jiayan smiled at the mirror.Zhan Jun was taken aback for a moment by that smile, and then he thought that he had to go on a blind date with this appearance, he really couldn't understand the heterosexual world.

Zhan Jun himself has never been on a blind date before, and Wen Jiayan, who is on a blind date for the first time, has no experience.Wen Jia said that the person on the blind date was a friend's colleague, and it wasn't particularly formal, so Zhan Jun told him to smile at the girl more often, and it would definitely be beneficial.

Wen Jiayan didn't come back until after eight o'clock in the evening, and everything seemed to be going well.While Zhan Jun was sorting out the next few steps and precautions of "Ji Wen Raiders" on the computer, he listened to him talking about where the three of them went to play today. The girl is a little princess but she is actually not bad, friend He was so nervous that he even went the wrong way when there were only two people left in the midway.Zhan Jun laughed loudly on the sofa, Wen Jiayan had never been in a relationship, which was very rare for a college student, and he was inexplicably nervous and urinated frequently when he saw a girl, which was beyond his worldview.

Wen Jiayan gnawed on the apple, ended his blind date in resentment, and glanced at Zhan Jun's computer screen: "Brother Zhan, who do you want to attack?"

Zhan Jun got up from the computer and went back to his room, then turned his head and smiled at Wen Jiayan: "Man."

Leaving aside the messy Wen Jiayan in the wind, Zhan Jun sat on the bed and re-read last night's records and subsequent steps, and then took out the timetable of Ji Wen's class provided by Lao Jiang to ponder silently.The text message on the phone beeped again. He picked it up and saw that it was still Xue Jingye.

【Zhan Jun, where the hell are you! 】

The abnormal relationship lasted for a year, but Xue Jingye never asked Zhan Jun what job he did or where he lived.Except for the comfort that Zhan Jun can provide him, he never cared about the rest.Zhan Jun stared at the line for a while, and then put this number into the blacklist.

Ji Wen's elementary school and middle school are on the same campus, which is far from the urban area. The students all live in accommodation, and there are several large canteens in the campus.Visiting off-campus visitors can apply for a temporary meal card in the cafeteria during the meal time and consume directly in the cafeteria.Primary schools have an open day for parents every month.Zhan Jun wrote the name of Wang Zhaojun's one-year-old son in the registration book seriously and calmly, successfully entered the school as "Uncle Wang Doudou, Class [-], Grade [-]", and prayed that no one would go to Class [-], Grade [-] to check before he left.On this day, Ji Wen had classes in the last morning and in the afternoon. According to Lao Jiang's information, he would eat in the school's teachers' cafeteria and rest in the dormitory instead of going home.Zhan Jun waited near the teacher's cafeteria until the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and saw Ji Wen and several teachers walking towards the cafeteria from a distance.

His timing is perfect.As soon as Ji Wen entered the cafeteria, he was patted on the shoulder. When he turned around, he saw a strange but familiar face, and smiled in surprise: "Hello, so you are the teacher here."

Ji Wen immediately thought of the man who borrowed a power bank from him on the side of the road not long ago.After the colleague left, Ji Wen asked with a smile, "Are you a teacher too? I don't think I've seen you before."

"No, isn't today an open day for parents? I'll come and see my nephew. His parents are busy with work."

Ji Wen expressed his understanding.Zhan Jun pointed out at the right time that it was his first time to come to the school, and he only heard people say that he could eat here, but he didn't know how to do it.The enthusiastic Ji Wen immediately took out his meal card and said, "No need to do it, I'll treat you, it doesn't cost much."Zhan Jun smiled: "Teacher, I should be the one who invited you. Tell me what to do with the meal card first. I will come again in the future. My nephew may choose to go straight to the junior high school here."

It was already half an hour after Zhan Jun and Ji Wen took their food and sat down.

"It's an open day for parents, so there are more people eating here. The temporary meal card is a little slower to get, but the efficiency is still very high at ordinary times." Ji Wen explained to him.

Zhan Jun had a good impression of Ji Wen, and nodded when he heard him say this: "Well, I understand. Parents also want to see what their children eat at school, so they have a good idea."

"Then you shouldn't come to the teacher's cafeteria."

Both of them laughed.Zhan Jun's heart clicked, the second step started well, and he can continue the strategy.

The author has something to say: continue the small theater in the brain:

After the blind date, Xiao Wen received a text message: [Wen Jiayan, what medicine did you take today?Why are you just laughing at people? 】

Xiaowen: 【Isn't it good to smile?The landlord said that if I smile more, I will succeed】

Friend: [You told me last night that your landlord is a joke, and you actually believed it? ! 】

Xiaowen: 【What happened】

Friend: [It's over, the girl said that you are too handsome when you smile, you are not calm, Hua]

Xiao Wen: […]