Rebirth Breakup Expert

Wen Jiayan came home with a bag of peaches, was choked out as soon as he entered the door, and gasped for air in the corridor.

Zhan Jun was stewing radish and beef brisket in the kitchen. When he heard the sound of the door opening, he stuck his head out, but he didn't see anyone.

"Brother Zhan, why does the disinfectant smell so strong?"

Wen Jiayan held his nose and rushed into the house. Seeing that the windows were still open, he turned on the air conditioner and fans.Zhan Jun limped out with a spoon and knocked on his head: "It's not such a waste of money! Turn it off! Just open the door and ventilate!"

"Why are you pouring so much disinfectant water?" Wen Jiayan still pinched his nose, and occasionally let go and took a big breath, "It's not just for killing cockroaches. I'll go back to my room and have a look."

As a result, he broke down when he reached the door: "Brother Zhan!!!"

"Ah." Zhan Jun was very calm, and tried his best to lean against the wall independently, making a coquettish pose, "I mopped the floor, wiped the windows, wiped the table, and cleaned the wall with disinfectant for you. Don't worry. , the clothes are not disinfected, they are all hanging out on the balcony, go and see."

Wen Jiayan didn't bother with him about the fact that the balcony was in Zhan Jun's room, which he had never been to before, and rushed out in grief and pulled Zhan Jun: "Where's my wardrobe! Where's my 58-yuan plastic leather wardrobe!"

Zhan Jun scratched his nose: "I lost it."

"...Lost it???" Wen Jiayan was stunned by Zhan Jun's swift action, "It's my thing, how can I put my clothes after you lost them?"

Zhan Jun pointed to a huge cardboard box behind the sofa: "I bought you a new wardrobe."

Wen Jiayan was dumbfounded again.

The new wardrobe needs to be assembled by myself, and it is not a high-end brand, but Zhan Jun dragged his injured leg under the scorching sun to search the furniture city for an afternoon before buying it.

Wen Jiayan didn't take much time to assemble it.The cabinet has double doors and is divided into three layers. It is off-white, the same color as the bedding on Wen Jiayan's bed, and it actually looks good when placed on the wall.

Although he was upset about being thrown away with his own things for no reason, Wen Jiayan still thought the new wardrobe was pretty good.

He assembled the closet, took the clothes that had been hanging on his windowsill and put them in, and then planned to go to the balcony to collect other clothes.

The balcony is in Zhan Jun's room, and Wen Jiayan has never entered Zhan Jun's room without his consent, at most he leaned on the door frame to take a look.

Zhan Jun stared at the fire in the kitchen.The radish and beef brisket were almost stewed, and the aroma came out one after another. He began to wash the rice and prepare for cooking, and at the same time, he picked up the vegetables from the water and planned to tidy them up.Wen Jiayan stood at the door of the kitchen hesitating and tangled, before saying "Brother Zhan, thank you for your wardrobe".

Zhan Jun glanced at him: "No thanks. Be careful in the future, don't keep cockroaches anymore. Your original wardrobe was too unclean, and I couldn't wash my hands, so I threw it away. I'm really sorry I didn't tell you, actually... " Zhan Jun stuttered.He actually wanted to give Wen Jiayan a gift to thank him for his unremitting efforts to live with a stupid person like himself who only did bad things for so long and praised him day and night, but after throwing away the closet, he regretted it a little.

Although he really wanted to be nice to Wen Jiayan, after all, he worked really hard to live with a difficult and awkward person like himself; but if he thought about why he was so nice to him and what qualifications he had to be so nice to him, My mind just can't turn around.

Probably because Xue Jingye was so frightened, Zhan Jun kept saying to himself after he bought the wardrobe: throw away the plastic leather wardrobe first, and feel guilty, so I want to treat him better; because that wardrobe is disgusting I really can't accept it first, and buy him a new wardrobe later.

It seems that after talking like this for an hour or two, I really believed it.

Once you stutter, you will only stutter more.Zhan Jun stuttered on the word "actually" for a few minutes, and finally gave up, turning his head and focusing on washing rice.

Wen Jiayan heard him "actually" for a long time without actually saying anything, and Xindao Zhan's awkwardness grew really fast day by day.He got Zhan Jun's consent, turned around and walked to Zhan Jun's room.

The first time I walked into the landlord's room, I was really a little excited.

Zhan Jun's room has a balcony and two windows, and the sunlight is particularly abundant, even in the evening at this moment, it is still bright and bright.The configuration of my own room is almost the same. The bed, wardrobe, desk and bookshelf are plain and boring. The only thing that is notable is the many books piled from the bookshelf to the desk, then from the desk to the head of the bed, and finally from the head of the bed to the floor. .

When Wen Jiayan was walking to the balcony, he glanced at Zhan Jun's bookshelf.The bookshelf has four floors, of which only half of the books are placed on the second floor, and several photo frames are placed in the rest of the space.He became curious and leaned over to take a look.

A solo photo wearing a bachelor's uniform, a group photo with a boy who looks almost the same at the beach, and two landscape photos, one of which shows a back facing the sunset.In addition to these, there are also group photos of Zhang, Wen Jiayan and Wang Zhaojun.

Wen Jiayan did remember the origin of this photo.Wang Zhaojun's company organizes employees to play basketball, volleyball and badminton every week.That day, Zhan Jun went to report to Wang Zhaojun on work, and went to play a few games of basketball along the way.The gymnasium was holding a three-on-one basketball game, and you could sign up anytime, so Wang Zhaojun called Wen Jiayan over, and had a great time playing three-on-one basketball.The employees who participated in the competition were not polite to Mr. Wang. Unfortunately, although Wang Zhaojun was a little fatter, but the tonnage was enough, the others didn't get any cheap from him.Zhan Jun looked like an experienced basketball player, and Wen Jiayan relied on his height advantage to grab rebounds.

After such a chaotic battle, they actually defeated many teams along the way, and they suddenly became heroic.

After the victory, the three of them took a picture together by pulling the red cloth strip with "Three-player Basketball Dominance" written on it.

Zhan Jun stood in the middle, and Wang Zhaojun put his shoulders on his shoulders and smiled wretchedly.Wen Jiayan was standing on the other side of Zhan Jun holding a basketball and laughing too.Zhan Jun expressionlessly made a scissors hand on his cheek, very cold.

Brother Zhan is very, very beautiful.he thinks.

Even with an expressionless face, even compared to a vulgar scissorhands, it still looks good.

Wen Jiayan carefully put the photo frame back, and the unhappiness of being lost in the wardrobe has disappeared.Satisfied, he put away his clothes on the balcony, squinting his eyes to tease a Shar Pei downstairs who was sitting by the mango tree with his tongue out and looking up at him.

After eating the delicious radish and beef brisket, Wen Jiayan felt that he was the happiest person in the world at this moment.

"Brother Zhan, don't go around when your leg hurts. It's the same when I go to buy wardrobes." Wen Jiayan said inarticulately, "Didn't you mention those cockroaches and I'll clean them when I come back."

"It's too disgusting, if you can't stand it, just scan it." Zhan Jun didn't want to tell Wen Jiayan that he trampled on a Xiaoqiang, so as not to damage his image as a landlord.He could imagine Wen Jiayan laughing and collapsing until after this incident.

When he was about to finish eating, Wen Jiayan suddenly asked, "Brother Zhan, what happened to you today?"

Zhan Jun's heart skipped a beat and he quickly shook his head: "No."

Wen Jiayan: "Well...then why are you so nice to me?"

Zhan Jun: "Okay, what a bird! Go wash the dishes after eating!"

Wen Jiayan still looked skeptical, and said while struggling with the radish and beef brisket: "I thought you were scratched after you met Tan Xiaolu. Dafang's attack power is very strong, and he acted like this in "Meet the Wife Again". "

Wiping off his cold sweat, Zhan Jun thought to himself that Wen Jiayan must not let Wen Jiayan know about Xue Jingye's incident this morning.As for why he couldn't let him know, Zhan Jun didn't think of a reason for a while, and hurriedly fooled it: "Tan Xiaolu, I will tell you later, wash the dishes after eating."

Wen Jiayan: "Okay. I also bought peaches, which are very sweet."

Zhan Jun: "There's so much nonsense, if you buy it, wash it, cut it, cut it, and put a toothpick in it."

Wen Jiayan: "...Good landlord."

Zhan Jun knows that he is the type who is not very good at rejecting others.Although he had begun to feel that Wen Jiayan was too involved in Xue Jingye's affairs, he couldn't help Taozi's temptation, so he confessed while eating.

Tan Xiaolu later sent him a text message, the content was relatively simple, saying that Xue Jingye found out that he went to Zhan Jun, and ran home to quarrel with himself. [I can't quarrel with him, I'm too lazy to quarrel].Tan Xiaolu said so in a text message.

[He didn't hit you, did he? ] Zhan Jun couldn't help asking this question while being angry for his Virgin Mary.

Tan Xiaolu replied after a long time: [No.He hit you? 】

Zhan Jun threw the phone away, and took a nap in the smell of disinfectant that filled the room.

When talking about this to Wen Jiayan, he forgot the subsequent text messages, and directly stuffed the phone into his hand: "You can read the text messages yourself in the follow-up, it was sent by Tan Xiaolu... Wait!!!"

Wen Jiayan didn't let him snatch it back, but grabbed his hand in shock: "The grandson hit you?!"

"give me back."

"He actually..."

"give me back!"

Zhan Jun roared out.

Wen Jiayan and him stared wide-eyed, frowned, and took a few breaths before handing him the phone: "Don't get involved in this matter, Brother Wang will definitely understand."

This matter was not suggested to him by Wang Zhaojun, but he agreed to it with a pat on the chest. Now that they are halfway there, seeing the dawn is approaching, how could they give up.Zhan Jun couldn't explain to anyone that he was indeed torturing himself, but he wanted to let himself bid farewell to the past through such self-torture.

In addition, there are 35.This is another motivation that spurs him to continue.

When Zhan Jun finished brushing his teeth and was about to go to bed, Wen Jiayan, who was closing the window, called him.

He walked to the window and looked down, and immediately "fucked".

Xue Jingye paced back and forth downstairs with a cigarette in his mouth.

Zhan Jun's first reaction was to say to Wen Jiayan, "Find out that stick."

Wen Jiayan didn't understand why, but obediently went to get the stick leading to the sewer, and by the way, rinsed it under the faucet, which was considered clean.

Zhan Jun thought that at this moment he should cut the mess quickly, the feeling of being entangled in such troublesome thoughts was too bad, he didn't want to maintain this state for a moment.Grabbing the iron pipe from Wen Jiayan's hand, and holding the cane, he went downstairs.

Either blow Xue Jingye's head off, or have a complete showdown with Xue Jingye.

"If you don't break up with Tan Xiaolu, then we don't need to talk at all."

He even thought out the first sentence at the beginning.

The author has something to say: Inside the brain:

One day after a long time, Xiao Wen smiled obscenely at Zhan Jun who was busy in the kitchen with an apron on.

Xiao Wen: Zhan Jun, did you make it? You look very abstinent in an apron.

Zhan Jun: ...

Xiao Wen: Really (wipes saliva), come here and let me take a closer look.

Zhan Jun took off his apron and walked to his room without looking sideways.

Xiao Wen:? ? ?

Zhan Jun: Abstinence, what you said. (Keep the door closed)

Xiao Wen: ...

So Xiao Wen spent the night scratching the door in misery that night.

I have a bad headache today, and I feel a little uncomfortable. The size is less than 4000+, sorry.