Rebirth Breakup Expert

"Seeing the Good Wife Again" is over, and the new film broadcast on Xigua TV is called "This Is Not a Good Wife".

Ji Xiu's movie box office hits the box office and has a good reputation. Along with the mixed reviews, the photo of him holding hands with No. [-] female on the street appeared in the newspapers.

The new amusement park broke ground, and Xue's name was printed on cloth paper, floating around the construction site.

Wang Doudou came back from Guizhou and got chickenpox all over her body. Wang Zhaojun was so busy that he couldn't pull up his pants. He still didn't forget to call Zhan Jun every three days to ask if he needed leg bones. He bought some savages from Guizhou.

Wen Jiayan got a promotion and salary increase again, and felt that he was not many meters away from the pinnacle of his life, but every day he worried that his immediate boss seemed to have bad intentions for him.

At the beginning, Zhan Jun said "Hmm, is that so?" He was very eager, but after listening to his story, he changed to "Hehe, you have too much imagination".

The days were basically peaceful and uneventful.Xue Jingye occasionally sent a few text messages, and Zhan Jun replied in a picky manner depending on his mood.Now he has fully mastered the rhythm of this 35 task: Xue Jingye just likes the way he doesn't answer, anyway, he also likes to ignore answers, and basically doesn't need to act in front of the mobile phone.

The problem is, Tan Xiaolu found him.

That night, Zhan Jun had a full meal and took a shower, and occupied the sofa with a posture of being the only one in heaven and earth. He used his chin to direct Wen Jiayan to wash the dishes, sweep the floor, mop the floor, wash fruit, cut fruit, insert toothpicks... Wen Jiayan's face He is very familiar with the expression, and the simple summary is two words - I endure.

Zhan Jun was so happy in his heart, but his face remained calm: "It's almost done after finishing these. I can show you what's going on in the room tomorrow."

Wen Jiayan nodded, seeing that the door of his room was tightly closed, Zhan Jun could not go in without his consent to carry out the plan of eradicating cockroaches, so he was relieved.

Although he himself doesn't feel that a few cockroaches in the house can hinder anything, but he is helpless under the eaves, the landlord is the biggest, and Zhan Jun can do whatever he wants.

Tan Xiaolu's text message came at such a comfortable time.

Zhan Jun casually picked up the phone, and was stunned after reading the first line.

【I'm Tan Xiaolu, can I talk to you? 】

This ordinary text message consumed Zhan Jun and Wen Jiayan's brainpower all night.

Wen Jiayan thinks that this is the rhythm of Dafang coming to find Xiaosan for a showdown, so he must guard against it, underestimate it, take it lightly, and reply casually.Zhan Jun emphasized to him how good Tan Xiaolu is, and he immediately responded with four words: "I am obsessed with sex."

Zhan Jun didn't have a photo of Tan Xiaolu, and he felt that if he told Wen Jiayan that Tan Xiaolu's appearance level was similar to yours, this guy would definitely be unable to stand still, so he skipped back to the room holding his phone.

Wen Jiayan took his crutch to him, did not enter the room, and placed it at the door.

"Brother Zhan, how long will it take for this matter between you and Xue Jingye to end?"

"what happened?"

"After so long, you even hurt your leg, is it worth it?"

This conversation has been going on almost every day since Zhan Jun came back.Xue Jingye is the most troublesome and arduous task that Zhan Jun has faced since he entered the industry of breakup teacher. No matter how he explained to Wen Jiayan, Wen Jiayan always smiled, and finally concluded: "It's still your own problem."

This guy usually doesn't see blood so much when he talks.Zhan Jun felt a little uncomfortable, thinking what is the relationship between you and me? I want you to take care of it, let’s talk about the rent increase, and gradually he was too lazy to respond.

"I'm going to rest, good night." Zhan Jun lay on the bed with his clothes on, and said with his eyes closed.

After a long time, Wen Jiayan gently closed the door.

It was a tacit agreement between the two of them not to enter each other's room without permission.And Zhan Jun realized that Wen Jiayan's involvement in Xue Jingye's matter seemed to be too deep.

The curtains in the room were not drawn tightly, and the light from various lights in the dormitory area overflowed into the room through the gaps, and it was very bright even if the lights were not turned on.Zhan Jun has been weighing Tan Xiaolu and Xue Jingye in his heart, and finally he found that he can't use his brain to know the difference between his taking Tan Xiaolu's route and Xue Jingye's route on the result.

Still tender.Zhan Jun thought.If he could develop the ability to see through people with just a glance or a few gossips, he would have become a leader in this field long ago, and the pinnacle of life is just around the corner.

He unlocked the screen and replied to Tan Xiaolu's message.

[What are you talking about? 】

When he was about to fall asleep, Tan Xiaolu texted back: [I want to ask you about him. 】

Of course it's about the director of the factory, can I still think that you are looking for me to reminisce about the past?Zhan Jun thought that Tan Xiaolu was really talking nonsense, but his hands kept saying: [If you are free tomorrow, we will make an appointment to see you].

For the meeting with Tan Xiaolu, Zhan Jun still has expectations in his heart.

The jealousy and envy she once had towards Tan Xiaolu, which was born out of a villain's heart, has long since disappeared.The soles don't try to outwit the clouds in the sky, it's too high, too perfect.He can look up, but he doesn't have any intention of competing with Tan Xiaolu.

Moreover, Tan Xiaolu has a gentle personality and is very considerate of other people's feelings. As long as he meets him a few times, he is basically attracted by his personality charm, and soon he is proud of "I know Tan Xiaolu".

Unfortunately, Zhan Jun is also one of these people.As the years have passed, all the little dirty thoughts have disappeared, leaving only admiration and admiration.

Before the meeting, Zhanjun nervously wanted to dress himself up.

"Is there an eye cream that makes dark circles disappear?"

"Fine lines appear in the skin around the eyes! Do you have any firming stuff?"

"Where's the cologne I bought you on your last blind date?"

Wen Jiayan sat at the table eating breakfast, coping with boredom: "No. No. Throw it away."

Zhan Jun gave up seeking ways to make himself more spiritual from a straight man who didn't like hygiene, and leaned on crutches to go to the door in a suave manner.

"The date is not so early, hey!" Wen Jiayan called him from behind, "Brother Zhan, are your claws sharpened? Don't be polite and scratch hard!"

Zhan Jun: "...you just say one more thing and cook for yourself tonight."

Wen Jia was silent.Zhan Jun hopped downstairs on one foot and walked slowly to the agreed place.

Tan Xiaolu already knew about his foot injury from Xue Jingye, and was afraid of hurting Zhan Jun's walnut-sized self-esteem, so he made an appointment in a street park about 200 meters away from the dormitory area.

Zhan Jun walked all the way, thinking that Tan Xiaolu really just came back from outside, and he definitely has never been to this kind of living area.On the side of the road, under the shade of trees, and in the park in the middle of the street, there are densely packed aunts dancing in the square, mixed with various sounds, which can shock the ears to death.

"...Jiamusi..."

"...the ninth set of radio gymnastics..."

"...What kind of rhythm is..."

"...beating the gate of heaven..."

"...Shaking my head and tail to get rid of my anger..."

Zhan Jun went through many baptisms in the short 200 meters, and finally arrived at the park that Tan Xiaolu mentioned. He felt refreshed and had two or three catties of earwax.

After sitting on the bamboo chair for a while, Tan Xiaolu appeared just after drinking a cup of soy milk.

He always wears decent and generous casual clothes, walking through the torrent of swaying bodies of aunts and uncles like walking on a catwalk.He also wore a pair of glasses today, and his scholarly demeanor was off the charts.

Zhan Jun felt that he was a little nympho, but good-looking men have always been his mental weakness, so he took this opportunity to look at them several times hastily.

"In a good mood?" Tan Xiaolu sat beside him, took off his glasses, touched the bridge of his nose, and smiled sideways.

Zhan Jun is in a better mood, but he has to try hard to hide it, putting his acting skills to the test: "It's not bad."

Tan Xiaolu didn't show politeness to him, and went straight to the point: "Jing Ye told me about you and him....Tell me everything."

Zhan Jun: "Oh."

Tan Xiaolu paused before opening his mouth: "I know you like him, but I didn't expect him to..."

Zhan Jun: "Oh."

The responses Tan Xiaolu got were all meaningless tone words, and he smiled helplessly: "I'm sorry, I know I'm too reckless. But, what do you think?"

"Is there any relationship between what I think and what you think?" Zhan Jun also imitated him to go straight to the point.

Tan Xiaolu stopped talking.

The smart and agile Tan Xiaolu even tried to win back the scumbag's heart by giving up the mistress.Zhan Jun scratched his nose, feeling very uncomfortable.

"I have already rejected him. If he tells you that I was injured trying to save him, don't believe it. It's all a coincidence. If there is another chance, I will definitely get behind him and use him as a human shield." Zhan Jun said, "But if I refuse, it doesn't mean he will give up. You understand this kind of thing best, don't you?"

That day, Xue Jingye tried his best to pursue Tan Xiaolu, but Tan Xiaolu blatantly refused countless times, but he still couldn't make Xue Jingye give up.As the factory director of several generations, Xue Jingye always has the undying energy of Huang He's heart no matter what he does. It seems that as long as he is persistent, hardworking, and racking his brains, there is nothing he can't conquer.

No one understands Xue Jingye's persistence better than Tan Xiaolu.

He finally fell silent.

When it was time to say goodbye, Zhan Jun hadn't fully figured out what Tan Xiaolu was here for.He said a few words, sighed once, showed a nice smile several times, and even got up to say goodbye with an elegant and calm posture.

Zhan Jun walked back through the uncles and aunts again.Tan Xiaolu's act of asking to see him made him smell some clues of emotional instability: only when his lover could not give him a definite and reliable answer, would he want to go to the so-called third party and beg him to give up.

Tan Xiaolu couldn't make a begging gesture, maybe because he couldn't save his face, maybe because he subconsciously believed that Xue Jingye could not be redeemed by such a humble way.

Zhan Jun had a great sense of guilt.

This unscrupulous way of myself has undoubtedly hurt a noble person.

Zhan Jun stood still as he walked, screaming in his heart, "It's too bloody", tremblingly trying to turn around and continue walking.

Xue Jingye stood five meters in front of him with a gloomy face and smoke in his mouth.

"That was Xiaolu just now? What did he want you for?" Xue Jingye stopped in front of him, the thick smoke made him sick.

"Put away your cigarettes! I hate this smell the most!" Zhan Jun quickly snatched half a cigarette from his mouth with his hand without a cane, and threw it into the trash can.

Xue Jingye took a step forward, and asked again gloomyly: "What does Xiaolu want you for?"

As the sun rose gradually, the grandparents collected their props and headed home. The road was full of traffic and people, and the voices were bustling. The traffic lights at the intersection flashed regularly. But, don't fight."

He seemed to be thinking for a long time, but in fact it was just the time it took from one red light to the next.

"Don't say anything." Zhan Jun ordered himself to summon Zhan Chaowei to lean over, "Why don't you ask yourself what you want to know? I don't know how to repeat those words."

He didn't want to repeat it, and felt that Xue Jingye could go back and ask Tan Xiaolu.But when Xue Jingye heard the same words, it didn't mean that at all.

"...Xiaolu is not that kind of person."

Zhan Jun smiled: "Then I am a person who can talk big and make you quarrel?"

Xue Jingye frowned and remained silent.Zhan Jun seems to be able to see what kind of theater in his mind the few words he said casually just now are understood in his mind: Tan Xiaolu came to the door like a shrew to argue with him, and he dragged his sick legs and was powerless to resist. Crutches for self-preservation.Tan Xiaolu would never hit anyone, but his mouth, which defeated more than a dozen colleges and universities in the college debate competition, was absolutely unforgiving. It turned into a shadow puppet show——Tan Xiaolu is aggressive and pressing every step of the way, Zhan Jun is too weak to back up again and again, while the music behind the scenes is clanging, and the iron horse is Jing Ge.

He has never expected the director's IQ, but at this moment, he still sincerely hopes that he can look at Tan Xiaolu with the thinking of a normal person and a normal lover.

But Xue Jingye did not in the end.

Zhan Jun watched him leave angrily, and his disgust towards him had reached its peak.

When his father's creditors kicked down the door and his mother was still lying in the hospital, he first understood what self-loathing meant; when he was ridiculed by Xue Jingye repeatedly but did many things for him secretly, he also had self-loathing; After agreeing to Xue Jingye's request and waking up in the hotel room after a night of tossing, Zhan Jun thought that the moment when he mentioned the discarded earphone was the peak of self-loathing.

But it turned out that he underestimated his despicable other side.

The house is very quiet.Wen Jiayan left a few slices of bread and juice on the dining table, and there was a washed apple next to the cup, which was a low-key insistence to please and apologize.In order to remind Zhan Jun of his great plan to eradicate cockroaches, Wen Jiayan put a note on the door of the room, "Master Zhan, please come in", and a can of brand new insecticide spray was placed at the door.There are a few notes on the door of the refrigerator that we usually leave with each other. Today’s new green sticky note has a few lines of open and closed words: I won’t come back for lunch at noon. Is it okay to eat radish and beef brisket for dinner?In the end, he habitually added a smiling face, which was thick-skinned and not afraid of death.

His guitar is by the window.Obviously it is the season when it rains from time to time, but Wen Jiayan still forgot to close the window.The shade outside the window is thick, and the huge longan and lychees have gradually covered the branches.Wen Jiayan always saw him standing by the window, pretending to be melancholy while staring at the longan and sighing. He had planned to pick some secretly at night, but he never dared to mention it after being reprimanded by him. As a result, he returned home with a bag of longan after get off work the next day. , specially for him.

"Brother Zhan, you are really kind."

Wen Jiayan often told him this.

Zhan Jun picked up the apple that was still stained with water, and felt that he should just be sunburned in the sun for what he had just done.

The author has something to say: (⊙_⊙): Hello everyone, that's right, I'm the author's blood.

About that movie... Ahem, I made up all the plots in the text, all of them.

If you are interested, you can search for "Tai Chi: From Zero" (it seems to be the name), it is this movie that gave me the inspiration for nonsense (...).It's a movie that could totally be an RPG, a wonderful hybrid.

Finally, thank you for your encouragement :)