Rebirth Breakup Expert

The ringing of the phone shattered Zhan Jun's dream.In the dream, he finally pushed Xue Jingye back once as he wished, jumping up and down with great joy, and incidentally usurped Xue Jingye's position as the director of the high-tech toy factory.When the plot progressed, he stood tall and stalwart in the top luxury office on the top floor of the world's tallest building and said coldly to Secretary Xue, "Why are you so ignorant? I can meet you when the president meets you. Are you an undercover agent sent by the president?" ", was interrupted.

The ringing persisted, and Zhan Jun stretched out an arm from the air-conditioning quilt, and was about to touch the phone on the bedside table, when his movements suddenly stopped.

Wait, shit, it hurts.Zhan Jun couldn't stretch out his hand.His whole body was trembling with pain, as if countless long needles had been pierced into his skin, and the pain penetrated into his bones.Zhan Jun gasped and shrank under the quilt, his heart throbbing in pain.

The phone rang three or four times in a row, and Zhan Jun finally recovered.

As he gradually regained consciousness, he carefully touched the phone and unlocked the screen.It's past ten o'clock in the morning, and all the calls are from the boss, probably asking why he doesn't go to work.

Zhan Jun stared at the date on the phone, seeing the Chinese characters and numbers so that his mother didn't recognize them, and finally confirmed a fact: after being electrocuted to death, he was reborn.

He remembered everything in the heavy rain clearly, and the severe pain just now should be the real feeling after the electric shock.It's just that he fell into the water at once, his heart stopped beating, and he didn't have the honor to experience it once.

Zhan Jun took the Kindle from the bedside table, opened the "Young Master Xue's Favorite" folder, read through the beginnings of several articles on Reborn Stallion, and took Xue Jingye's pad, then remembered that he didn't know the password, and put it down again. .Although it was unbelievable, he accepted the fact that he was reborn until the day he died without any psychological barriers.

It's not fun, Zhan Jun is unwilling.When a person is reborn, he is either reborn into someone else's body, or he is reborn ten or eight years ago. He can shuffle most of his life and do it again. How the hell is he reborn to a day? No—more than ten hours ago?

Zhan Jun looked at the mobile phone with four lines cracked on the screen, his brows were frowned and relaxed, and it took him a long time to slowly become happy: Well, it doesn't matter if it takes more than ten hours, who let himself go through these ten hours? So many.He can at least replay all the things of this day, such as turning the breakup that made him heartbroken into Xue Jingye's heartache, such as packing up and going home when the rain is not heavy, such as notifying the electricity and the municipal office in advance of the flyover There's a broken wire, like... like a lot of things, a lot of things.

Zhan Jun was overjoyed, and jumped from the bed to the ground. Unfortunately, his legs gave way, and he knelt down on his slippers.

Gritting his teeth, he threw the condoms thrown under the bed into the trash basket, brushed himself refreshed, and made a few moderate stretches by twisting his waist and swinging his hips, before Zhan Jun called his boss back made a phone call.

"Jun." The woman's voice sounded sticky.

The rain outside the window was not heavy, and it fell continuously.It's just that the dark clouds are heavy, and it is quite gloomy after ten o'clock in summer, so the indoor lights must be turned on.Zhan Jun quickly put the soaked red beans, barley, sago and water on the stove to boil, and resigned in a concise manner.

The woman coaxed and threatened, but Zhan Jun remained unmoved.The position must be resigned, and this point has not changed before and after death, which shows the firmness of his heart and the wretchedness of his fat boss.

Taking advantage of the power failure, Zhan Jun turned on the computer, checked the balance in the card, and sent Zhan Wei a few thousand dollars. "The money has been transferred. Cut off your hand and send it here." Soon Zhan Wei replied on WeChat: "Brother, you are the best! What a dao!"

Watching a group of round faces pouting with hearts fall from the top of the screen, Zhan Jun felt goosebumps all over his body.Since he repaid Zhan Wei's 20 gambling debts, Zhan Wei never dared to gamble again.But although he doesn't gamble, he has a lot of ways to cause trouble.Zhan Jun knew that Zhan Wei's statement that he had to cut off three hands to pay off the debt was an exaggeration, so he silently ordered himself not to make an example.

After these two things were settled, Zhan Jun tidied up his things neatly while smelling the sweet aroma of red bean, barley, and sago syrup.After drinking two bowls of sugar water, he poured the rest into the toilet, washed the pot mercifully, and put the old altar sauerkraut beef noodles without meat sauce in a conspicuous place. Zhan Jun sent Xue Jingye A WeChat.

"Let's break up. Okay."

Immediately, another group of villains with pouting mouths and red hearts rolled down.

When he left the entrance of the community, Zhan Jun took out a 100 yuan note and gave it to the property manager: "There will be a KFC family bucket delivery at [-] o'clock tonight. You see, give him the money when he leaves. Buy the family bucket."

The property manager blinked his bright eyes: "Why?"

"I have a crush on him, and my heart hurts." Zhan Jun lowered his brows, very affectionate.

The real estate agent suddenly realized, took the money, and watched with a smile as the tall figure of Zhanqingsheng gradually left.

Touching the isolation pier at the intersection, Zhan Jun called the power maintenance hotline, saying that there was a wire sparking in the rain at the overpass, it was dangerous. Why don't you come and see what if someone is electrocuted? Clearly, Zhan Jun couldn't help but express a few more words about his anxiety and worry for the citizens.The wires of the overpass were not broken at this time, and he couldn't tell which one had a problem, so he stood with an umbrella in the growing rain, and waited until the electric maintenance car came to fix the faulty wire. Check it out before leaving.

Zhan Jun's home is his mother's legacy. It is a two-bedroom, one-living unit dormitory with an area of ​​more than 70 square meters.After his mother passed away, the two brothers lived together in this house. Later, Zhan Wei went to other places to go to college, and only came back twice a year, and Zhan Jun was alone the rest of the time.A month ago, I accepted Xue Jingye's invitation to live in his house. Zhan Jun felt that the house was so empty, lonely and cold, and he couldn't make money. It was a waste, so he asked someone to change the lock of Zhan Wei's room, and moved all his things to his own room. Here, Zhanwei's room was rented out after changing hands.

The tenant's name is Wen Jiayan. He is a young, energetic young man who just graduated from university. He is sunny, handsome and fair, with plump and energetic skin. It's a pity that he has the name of a CEO but has the life of a wage earner.On the day of viewing the house, he had all the degree certificates, graduation certificates and work certificates. Zhan Jun also put the property rights certificates on the table. The two of them inspected each other as if paying the money and delivering the goods, and soon signed the agreement in a friendly negotiation atmosphere. lease contract.

Zhan Jun took out the key to open the door while recalling the clauses in the contract.Because Wen Jiayan is still in the probationary period of the work unit, once he officially joins the company, the company will arrange staff dormitories, so the contract is only signed for three months, and the liquidated damages are written as compensation for two months' rent, a total of 2000 yuan.The current Zhan Jun can afford this number, he almost finished the draft, and happily opened the door and walked in.

Then he knelt down for Wen Jiayan's shoes.

Zhan Jun: "..."

The small porch was in a mess, Wen Jiayan's leather shoes, sneakers, casual shoes and slippers were all piled up at the door, and Zhan Jun stumbled.He hasn't been back in this period of time, mainly because he trusts Wen Jiayan's shirt and tie and looks like a future elite. He thinks that this house will be treated tenderly by him. Looking at it now, he has a bad feeling.

After inspecting the kitchen, bathroom, balcony and living room, Zhan Jun took a few deep breaths to calm himself down.Wen Jiayan went to work, and now there is no one at home.Zhan Jun threw the backpack back to his room, and after a few minutes of madness, he picked up the broom, mop and vacuum cleaner to work.

A few hours later, Wen Jiayan stood dumbfounded at the entrance, almost blinded by the clean, clean and fragrant house.

"Brother Zhan! You're back!" Wen Jiayan changed his shoes and ran into the kitchen, but was knocked out by Zhan Jun's eyes and retreated to the sofa.Zhan Jun simmered soup on the stove, turned down the fire and walked out with a serious face.

"Are you renting a house or a sundry warehouse? Guitars and music stands can't be placed in the room. Why should they be placed at the kitchen door? Can't you see the shoe rack in the entrance? Can't you see the bag of potato chips after eating? It’s very useful, and has bred a lot of cockroaches. You can make a banned film called "Cockroach Cultivation", and I support it. By the way, the fungus growing at the door of the bathroom is not bad. I will chop it up and fry it for you. Don't sleep until you finish eating."

Wen Jiayan grabbed the curtain to wipe the water off her head, and smiled brightly after hearing this: "Okay, I haven't eaten home-cooked food for a long time."

Zhan Jun lost the desire to communicate with him, and rushed up to snatch the rubbed curtain, feeling helpless and funny.When Wen Jiayan got closer, Zhan Jun saw that his whole body was covered in water, apparently washed back in the heavy rain.The bus stop was right at the entrance of the dormitory area. It seemed that he didn't bring an umbrella, and he was in a state of disarray, except for his cheerful expression that smelled the fragrance of vegetables.Water droplets condensed on Wen Jiayan's hair tips and ends, falling drop by drop, seeping into the soaked white shirt.

"...Go take a shower and change clothes. Let me tell you something."

When Wen Jiayan came out after washing and changing into dry clothes, Zhan Jun had already prepared the meals.After signaling Wen Jiayan to sit down, Zhan Jun answered the phone.

"Old Zhan, are you dead?" Wang Zhaojun asked while hiccupping.

"He died and came back to life." Zhan Jun answered his question honestly.

"No nonsense, I have a business now, do you want to do it or not. A client said that his wife was having an affair, and asked the man to break up with his wife, paying 3 yuan, fifty-five cents."

"Do it!" Zhan Jun said immediately.

He looked at Wen Jiayan, who was gulping down the soup in front of him, and thought, 20, he can pay the liquidated damages several times, and it is almost Xue Jingye's bed warming fee for him for a month.He had to pay back the [-] owed.

The author has something to say: Is it the first time to write a rebirth article? QAQ

So nervous!