Rebirth Breakup Expert
17. The lens is not low enough, bad reviews
Xue Jingye didn't show up until he said goodbye to Tan Xiaolu.He should have seen Zhan Jun standing with Tan Xiaolu, maybe he has already driven away, maybe he is still thinking about how to explain all this to his real lover.
Zhan Jun was walking home alone, as if a beating nerve was screaming in his head.He is having a hard time.
Regarding his intention of coming, Tan Xiaolu didn't hide anything, he directly told Zhan Jun that he came here with Xue Jingye, and had been waiting outside the door, but he didn't approach.So he was surprised to see Zhan Jun and Xue Jingye walking out together.
He also told Zhan Jun that the reason why he knew about him was that Xue Jingye had told him about Zhan Jun many times since college and when he and Xue Jingye became lovers.Even during the period when he maintained an abnormal relationship with Zhan Jun, he would occasionally mention it to Tan Xiaolu, but omitted those things that made Tan Xiaolu unhappy, including the relationship they had already had, including the one-month cohabitation, etc. etc.
Zhan Jun can fully imagine what expression and tone Xue Jingye will use when talking about himself.Frivolous, sarcastic, treating his feelings for him as a joke that can find new material at any time, making him happy for a long time.So he told his lover about Zhan Jun, about a wishful thinking, humble and pitiful man, how he was stepped on the ground by himself and still tried to kiss his shoe upper devoutly.
Zhan Jun was really sad when he thought that he had been sympathized with for so many years by this person who was regarded as a rival in love.
After that meeting with Ji Xiu, he asked Zhan Jun many times what kind of person Tan Xiaolu was.
He is very gentle and kind to everyone, but like Ji Xiu, he doesn't have a good eye for seeing people.
Although Tan Xiaolu tried his best to keep calm, Zhan Jun could still see his shock and disbelief.
Tan Xiaolu couldn't accept that the soles of his feet that were talked about by his lover in a mocking tone were picked up and treated as a guest of honor—and many dirty things later.
As Zhan Jun walked, he wondered how Tan Xiaolu would be feeling when he was waiting at the door of the restaurant.
He was sad for himself, because he had been a clown for so many years without knowing it; he was also sad for Tan Xiaolu, Xue Jingye couldn't be worthy of such a good person.
This unprovoked breakup incident added another abyss meaning of letting good people get rid of scum, which gave Zhan Jun some strength and momentum.
Xue Jingye didn't contact him again, Zhan Jun also planned to cool off for a while, and let the factory director worry about Tan Xiaolu's matter for a while before talking.
He went to find Wang Zhaojun that day.
Wang Zhaojun’s son Wang Doudou’s kindergarten was finally settled, Wang Zhaojun felt relieved, and was very happy to see Zhan Jun coming: “I came to my house for dinner on weekends, and my wife recently learned a few new dishes, which are delicious. "
Zhan Jun was not fooled by Goddess Wang Zhaojun's culinary skills, and slapped his table hard: "What the hell did you say to Wen Jiayan?"
Wang Zhaojun shrank into the office chair immediately.
Reluctantly, he was covered with fat, no matter how he shrunk, he couldn't shrink into a pitiful look, and he was still uncomfortable, so he quickly gave up, and Chao Zhanjun showed a dead pig's face that was not afraid of boiling water.
"Fat guy, you can just tell me those words as a joke, and I beg you not to tell others, can you?" Zhan Jun curled his fingers and tapped his head a few times, "Wen Jiayan is not crooked, you are like me embarrassing."
Wang Zhaojun covered his head and said, "I didn't say anything..."
"...Do you dare to repeat what you said?"
Wang Zhaojun fell silent.
Zhan Jun sat on his desk and said seriously: "I know you are doing my best, but I don't have the time to think about those things now. Zhan Wei is about to graduate, and I haven't found a job yet, and there are a lot of things on my mind. Dui, I really can't bear to talk about such a thing."
The wall outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of Wang Zhaojun's office is still standing, and Zhan Jun feels that it is a concrete and aggregate of various walls erected in front of him.
It can't be pushed or bypassed.
"Wen Jiayan likes many girls, and he often goes on blind dates. To put it mildly, even if I have the intention, I can't just break up with a straight person like this. Everyone has their own life, and they can't come by force."
Wang Zhaojun's eyes were sharp: "I said Zhan Jun...why do you care so much about this matter? I said the year before last that the little Liu in our company always likes to look at you with a blushing face, and you are always smiling and teasing Xiao Liu. I haven't seen such a big reaction. .Do you have other ideas about Xiao Wen? Huh?"
Zhan Jun said "Get out of here" and punched Wang Zhaojun a few times.
It's a pity that the violent physical reaction did not make Wang Zhaojun believe him.
After briefly communicating with Ji Xiu about the progress of this matter, Wang Zhaojun knew that he was really under a lot of pressure, so he stopped talking nonsense, and took out two tickets for him: "This is from Ji Xiu, the ticket for the premiere of his latest movie , here you are."
"No. I'm not much interested in that."
Zhan Jun had heard about Ji Xiu's movie.The title of the film is magnificent, the story is grand, and the cast is even stronger. Many veteran veteran actors have relegated to supporting roles, and the protagonist Ji Xiu is raised high. The publicity is also very good, and the theme song has already been sung.But Zhan Jun really doesn't want to see it—who can tell him why there are humanoid mechs in this surreal martial arts masterpiece? !
"It seems pretty nice. It's about a fireball that suddenly fell from the sky during the Wanli period, and a lot of alien mechas came out of it, the leader of the martial arts... Oh yes, it's Ji Xiu, who led the Central Plains martial arts people to fight monsters and upgrade, and finally dominated the Central Plains. The story is in 3D. Chen Dandan also has nude scenes in it." Wang Zhaojun seemed to swallow his saliva at the end.
Zhan Jun: "..."
I don't even want to watch it.
"Isn't Wen Jiayan a fan of Chen Dandan's movie? If you don't want to watch it, just take it back to him and ask him to ask the little girl to watch it." Wang Zhaojun held up the ticket and shook it.
In the end, Zhan Jun put the ticket in his pocket and went home.
Wen Jiayan was not as interested in this ticket as Zhan Jun and Wang Zhaojun had imagined. After looking at it tiredly, he threw it on the table: "No."
Zhan Jun was cooking in the kitchen, the range hood was too loud, he couldn't hear clearly, and asked loudly: "What?"
"No!" Wen Jiayan grabbed the lychee and walked over, eating and saying, "Why are you going, if you can't date a little girl, don't go!"
"Aren't you a fan of Chen Dandan? It's tonight." Zhan Jun said while stir-frying the green beans in the pot, "The fat guy asked me to bring it back for you. If you don't go, tell him yourself."
"...It's not fun to go alone, Brother Zhan, are you going?"
"No." Zhan Jun said calmly.
Just kidding, he might as well spend his time on GV after seeing people in Ming Dynasty costumes fighting against alien mechs.
"Brother Zhan, go. Come with me." Wen Jiayan was sticking to the kitchen door, wriggling and acting cute, and after Zhan Jun rolled his eyes at him, he immediately said miserably, "You haven't apologized to me yet... "
Zhan Jun: "..."
Seeing the experience of a man half a head taller than himself and a little older than himself pointing to the Band-Aid on his forehead and pretending to be pitiful, he never wants to do it again in his life.
In all fairness, the movie wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.With wonderful stunts and lots of laughs, it is a weird but sincere commercial film.Before the film screening, there was an hour-long meeting for the main creators. The director with long hair was also quite interesting in his speech. Ji Xiu in casual clothes was even more handsome and upright. Standing beside him was Chen Dandan, who looked like a pair of lovers .It's just that the couple broke up because of the rumors that they got together and parted ways, and they were more polite than affectionate. When the audience asked the hero and heroine to reproduce the kiss scene in the movie, they were actually rejected very tactfully.
Zhan Jun watched it with gusto, and felt that the creative meeting was more exciting than the movie.
If you don't know what's going on behind Ji Xiu and Chen Dandan, no matter how you look at it, you will feel that the two are just a couple who just broke up and can't face each other calmly.
What made Zhan Jun even more satisfied was that apart from Chen Dandan's nude scenes, Ji Xiu, who played the opposite role, also had many boat scenes and bathing scenes in the water.
Ji Xiu wrapped himself up tightly, but he still dared to show himself in front of the camera.Moreover, he has a very good figure, strong muscles, and a perfect waistline. In a scene where he was stepped on by a mecha to the bottom of the river and then struggled to float up to the surface of the river, his tight buttocks could almost be seen through his tattered clothes Yes—Zhan Jun sighed regretfully.
As a result, Wen Jiayan, who was sitting beside her, gave her a blank look.
One eye for another, arrived.
After reading it, the two bought a drink each and walked back.The theater is not very far from home, and walking for more than ten or twenty minutes is considered exercise.
When passing the huge poster on the outer wall, Zhan Jun asked Wen Jiayan: "By the way, do you feel satisfied seeing the goddess? Did you have a nosebleed?"
When Chen Dandan's nude scene appeared, Zhan Jun deliberately turned his head to look at Wen Jiayan.Wen Jiayan's serious expression made him laugh.
"What about you?" Wen Jiayan also pushed him, "Why did you sigh when you saw Ji Xiu's figure?"
"The camera is not low enough to see the butt." Zhan Jun said truthfully, "Bad review."
Wen Jiayan spilled the drink in his hand: "Hey, isn't your male god Tony Leung? Can this face-off guy get into your eyes?"
"Hmm..." Zhan Jun pretended to be deep in thought.It was only today that he found out that Ji Xiu's figure is so good, so he nodded: "There are really not many local actors with such a good figure and such a handsome figure."
Wen Jiayan lost his voice to Zhan Jun's promiscuity: "Is it enough to be handsome? Brother Zhan, are you so superficial?"
"Yeah, as long as he's handsome." Zhan Jun said while drinking a drink, "The scene where he jumps on top of the leader of the mech is pretty cool, flirting with Chen Dandan is also good, and..."
"Hmph." Wen Jiayan didn't take his superficiality seriously, "You think Ji Xiu is handsome, but he is handsome even when he shits."
Zhan Jun: "..."
He imagined the expression that Ji Xiu's handsome face would show when he was taking a shit, and it suddenly cracked, and his whole body was stuck to the lamppost laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
Wen Jiayan saw that he was laughing so wildly that he couldn't hold back anymore, so he also leaned to the side and laughed wildly.
I saw passers-by avoiding one after another, leaving two street lamp idiots with bursting laughter.
The author has something to say: In fact, the movie mentioned here has a prototype in the third dimension... Wangtian.
Zhan Jun was walking home alone, as if a beating nerve was screaming in his head.He is having a hard time.
Regarding his intention of coming, Tan Xiaolu didn't hide anything, he directly told Zhan Jun that he came here with Xue Jingye, and had been waiting outside the door, but he didn't approach.So he was surprised to see Zhan Jun and Xue Jingye walking out together.
He also told Zhan Jun that the reason why he knew about him was that Xue Jingye had told him about Zhan Jun many times since college and when he and Xue Jingye became lovers.Even during the period when he maintained an abnormal relationship with Zhan Jun, he would occasionally mention it to Tan Xiaolu, but omitted those things that made Tan Xiaolu unhappy, including the relationship they had already had, including the one-month cohabitation, etc. etc.
Zhan Jun can fully imagine what expression and tone Xue Jingye will use when talking about himself.Frivolous, sarcastic, treating his feelings for him as a joke that can find new material at any time, making him happy for a long time.So he told his lover about Zhan Jun, about a wishful thinking, humble and pitiful man, how he was stepped on the ground by himself and still tried to kiss his shoe upper devoutly.
Zhan Jun was really sad when he thought that he had been sympathized with for so many years by this person who was regarded as a rival in love.
After that meeting with Ji Xiu, he asked Zhan Jun many times what kind of person Tan Xiaolu was.
He is very gentle and kind to everyone, but like Ji Xiu, he doesn't have a good eye for seeing people.
Although Tan Xiaolu tried his best to keep calm, Zhan Jun could still see his shock and disbelief.
Tan Xiaolu couldn't accept that the soles of his feet that were talked about by his lover in a mocking tone were picked up and treated as a guest of honor—and many dirty things later.
As Zhan Jun walked, he wondered how Tan Xiaolu would be feeling when he was waiting at the door of the restaurant.
He was sad for himself, because he had been a clown for so many years without knowing it; he was also sad for Tan Xiaolu, Xue Jingye couldn't be worthy of such a good person.
This unprovoked breakup incident added another abyss meaning of letting good people get rid of scum, which gave Zhan Jun some strength and momentum.
Xue Jingye didn't contact him again, Zhan Jun also planned to cool off for a while, and let the factory director worry about Tan Xiaolu's matter for a while before talking.
He went to find Wang Zhaojun that day.
Wang Zhaojun’s son Wang Doudou’s kindergarten was finally settled, Wang Zhaojun felt relieved, and was very happy to see Zhan Jun coming: “I came to my house for dinner on weekends, and my wife recently learned a few new dishes, which are delicious. "
Zhan Jun was not fooled by Goddess Wang Zhaojun's culinary skills, and slapped his table hard: "What the hell did you say to Wen Jiayan?"
Wang Zhaojun shrank into the office chair immediately.
Reluctantly, he was covered with fat, no matter how he shrunk, he couldn't shrink into a pitiful look, and he was still uncomfortable, so he quickly gave up, and Chao Zhanjun showed a dead pig's face that was not afraid of boiling water.
"Fat guy, you can just tell me those words as a joke, and I beg you not to tell others, can you?" Zhan Jun curled his fingers and tapped his head a few times, "Wen Jiayan is not crooked, you are like me embarrassing."
Wang Zhaojun covered his head and said, "I didn't say anything..."
"...Do you dare to repeat what you said?"
Wang Zhaojun fell silent.
Zhan Jun sat on his desk and said seriously: "I know you are doing my best, but I don't have the time to think about those things now. Zhan Wei is about to graduate, and I haven't found a job yet, and there are a lot of things on my mind. Dui, I really can't bear to talk about such a thing."
The wall outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of Wang Zhaojun's office is still standing, and Zhan Jun feels that it is a concrete and aggregate of various walls erected in front of him.
It can't be pushed or bypassed.
"Wen Jiayan likes many girls, and he often goes on blind dates. To put it mildly, even if I have the intention, I can't just break up with a straight person like this. Everyone has their own life, and they can't come by force."
Wang Zhaojun's eyes were sharp: "I said Zhan Jun...why do you care so much about this matter? I said the year before last that the little Liu in our company always likes to look at you with a blushing face, and you are always smiling and teasing Xiao Liu. I haven't seen such a big reaction. .Do you have other ideas about Xiao Wen? Huh?"
Zhan Jun said "Get out of here" and punched Wang Zhaojun a few times.
It's a pity that the violent physical reaction did not make Wang Zhaojun believe him.
After briefly communicating with Ji Xiu about the progress of this matter, Wang Zhaojun knew that he was really under a lot of pressure, so he stopped talking nonsense, and took out two tickets for him: "This is from Ji Xiu, the ticket for the premiere of his latest movie , here you are."
"No. I'm not much interested in that."
Zhan Jun had heard about Ji Xiu's movie.The title of the film is magnificent, the story is grand, and the cast is even stronger. Many veteran veteran actors have relegated to supporting roles, and the protagonist Ji Xiu is raised high. The publicity is also very good, and the theme song has already been sung.But Zhan Jun really doesn't want to see it—who can tell him why there are humanoid mechs in this surreal martial arts masterpiece? !
"It seems pretty nice. It's about a fireball that suddenly fell from the sky during the Wanli period, and a lot of alien mechas came out of it, the leader of the martial arts... Oh yes, it's Ji Xiu, who led the Central Plains martial arts people to fight monsters and upgrade, and finally dominated the Central Plains. The story is in 3D. Chen Dandan also has nude scenes in it." Wang Zhaojun seemed to swallow his saliva at the end.
Zhan Jun: "..."
I don't even want to watch it.
"Isn't Wen Jiayan a fan of Chen Dandan's movie? If you don't want to watch it, just take it back to him and ask him to ask the little girl to watch it." Wang Zhaojun held up the ticket and shook it.
In the end, Zhan Jun put the ticket in his pocket and went home.
Wen Jiayan was not as interested in this ticket as Zhan Jun and Wang Zhaojun had imagined. After looking at it tiredly, he threw it on the table: "No."
Zhan Jun was cooking in the kitchen, the range hood was too loud, he couldn't hear clearly, and asked loudly: "What?"
"No!" Wen Jiayan grabbed the lychee and walked over, eating and saying, "Why are you going, if you can't date a little girl, don't go!"
"Aren't you a fan of Chen Dandan? It's tonight." Zhan Jun said while stir-frying the green beans in the pot, "The fat guy asked me to bring it back for you. If you don't go, tell him yourself."
"...It's not fun to go alone, Brother Zhan, are you going?"
"No." Zhan Jun said calmly.
Just kidding, he might as well spend his time on GV after seeing people in Ming Dynasty costumes fighting against alien mechs.
"Brother Zhan, go. Come with me." Wen Jiayan was sticking to the kitchen door, wriggling and acting cute, and after Zhan Jun rolled his eyes at him, he immediately said miserably, "You haven't apologized to me yet... "
Zhan Jun: "..."
Seeing the experience of a man half a head taller than himself and a little older than himself pointing to the Band-Aid on his forehead and pretending to be pitiful, he never wants to do it again in his life.
In all fairness, the movie wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.With wonderful stunts and lots of laughs, it is a weird but sincere commercial film.Before the film screening, there was an hour-long meeting for the main creators. The director with long hair was also quite interesting in his speech. Ji Xiu in casual clothes was even more handsome and upright. Standing beside him was Chen Dandan, who looked like a pair of lovers .It's just that the couple broke up because of the rumors that they got together and parted ways, and they were more polite than affectionate. When the audience asked the hero and heroine to reproduce the kiss scene in the movie, they were actually rejected very tactfully.
Zhan Jun watched it with gusto, and felt that the creative meeting was more exciting than the movie.
If you don't know what's going on behind Ji Xiu and Chen Dandan, no matter how you look at it, you will feel that the two are just a couple who just broke up and can't face each other calmly.
What made Zhan Jun even more satisfied was that apart from Chen Dandan's nude scenes, Ji Xiu, who played the opposite role, also had many boat scenes and bathing scenes in the water.
Ji Xiu wrapped himself up tightly, but he still dared to show himself in front of the camera.Moreover, he has a very good figure, strong muscles, and a perfect waistline. In a scene where he was stepped on by a mecha to the bottom of the river and then struggled to float up to the surface of the river, his tight buttocks could almost be seen through his tattered clothes Yes—Zhan Jun sighed regretfully.
As a result, Wen Jiayan, who was sitting beside her, gave her a blank look.
One eye for another, arrived.
After reading it, the two bought a drink each and walked back.The theater is not very far from home, and walking for more than ten or twenty minutes is considered exercise.
When passing the huge poster on the outer wall, Zhan Jun asked Wen Jiayan: "By the way, do you feel satisfied seeing the goddess? Did you have a nosebleed?"
When Chen Dandan's nude scene appeared, Zhan Jun deliberately turned his head to look at Wen Jiayan.Wen Jiayan's serious expression made him laugh.
"What about you?" Wen Jiayan also pushed him, "Why did you sigh when you saw Ji Xiu's figure?"
"The camera is not low enough to see the butt." Zhan Jun said truthfully, "Bad review."
Wen Jiayan spilled the drink in his hand: "Hey, isn't your male god Tony Leung? Can this face-off guy get into your eyes?"
"Hmm..." Zhan Jun pretended to be deep in thought.It was only today that he found out that Ji Xiu's figure is so good, so he nodded: "There are really not many local actors with such a good figure and such a handsome figure."
Wen Jiayan lost his voice to Zhan Jun's promiscuity: "Is it enough to be handsome? Brother Zhan, are you so superficial?"
"Yeah, as long as he's handsome." Zhan Jun said while drinking a drink, "The scene where he jumps on top of the leader of the mech is pretty cool, flirting with Chen Dandan is also good, and..."
"Hmph." Wen Jiayan didn't take his superficiality seriously, "You think Ji Xiu is handsome, but he is handsome even when he shits."
Zhan Jun: "..."
He imagined the expression that Ji Xiu's handsome face would show when he was taking a shit, and it suddenly cracked, and his whole body was stuck to the lamppost laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
Wen Jiayan saw that he was laughing so wildly that he couldn't hold back anymore, so he also leaned to the side and laughed wildly.
I saw passers-by avoiding one after another, leaving two street lamp idiots with bursting laughter.
The author has something to say: In fact, the movie mentioned here has a prototype in the third dimension... Wangtian.
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