Rebirth Breakup Expert

The first meeting ended up not going according to the dark strategy's script.Zhan Jun wandered outside for a long time, sitting and walking.There was a river meandering in the city, and he sat under a tree by the river later, while the old people sang Cantonese opera with their erhu, Lao Yan and Flying Dynasties, and he listened to it all afternoon.None of them are good repertoires. Those who can sing are full of enthusiasm, and those who pull are shaking their heads. They have boundless happiness.

It is obviously an extremely painful separation, but it is so pleasant to sing.

The more Zhan Jun heard it, the more desolate he felt. The twilight merged, and the remnant sunlight reflected on the sparkling river, making him especially weak.

This feeling is too bad, Zhan Jun doesn't like it.He took out his phone and started playing Underground Escape.This is the only game on his mobile phone, and he usually dies before running 1000 meters. The characters screamed and fell down, and then begged him to save themselves.

Playing and playing felt very boring.If you die, you will die, so what else can you save.

The night was getting darker and darker, and the kindle couldn't see it. The people who Zhan Jun was sitting there watching the opera dispersed, and saw the people walking out in twos and threes after eating and walking, children and parents, couples and friends.

He was very desolate, very sad, and thought very sadly, why everyone is so happy, but he is so sad, and his life is so messed up.

He couldn't control the rare literary melancholy, so he sent this sentence to Wen Jiayan, and asked him if he had food at home by the way.

Wen Jiayan quickly replied to the message: [I'm so sad too, the QAQ blind date is blowing up again, and my colleagues said they won't introduce QAQ to me in the future.There is a lot of food. 】

Zhan Jun smiled.He stood up, patted his butt, slapped him, and went home to eat.

There is indeed a lot of rice, but there is no food.Zhan Jun looked at the meal that was enough for four people, and asked Wen Jiayan with his forehead: "How many people are these?"

Wen Jiayan raised her head from the state of frantic text messages and sang: "You and me."

Zhan Jun: "..."

He didn't have the strength to get angry, thinking that he might have thought that a bowl of rice could cook a bowl of rice, so he made a mistake. For the person who has never been close to the kitchen, and since he lived with Zhan Jun, he has relied on Zhan Jun to cook every day As far as he is concerned, he can figure out how to use the rice cooker, induction cooker and gas stove, which is already very good.

Regarding Wen Jiayan's ability to live, Zhan Jun has always judged Wen Jiayan's ability by a low standard since the day he entered the door.

I didn't buy any vegetables at home, only a few eggs, a handful of green onions and a small piece of meat were left.Zhan Jun scooped out enough portions for two people, put the rest of the rice in the refrigerator, and planned to cook porridge tomorrow, then beat eggs, cut meat, and green onions, and simply fried a plate of rice.Wen Jiayan is very easy to raise, he will eat anything, and he will say "delicious" with bright eyes when he eats it.This is indeed a great encouragement to those who cook. When Zhan Jun is in a good mood, he can no longer abide by the principle that everyone cooks for a day.

Wen Jiayan sent text messages until the phone ran out of battery and didn't stop. He smelled the smell of rice and sat over procrastinatingly, sighing.

Zhan Jun remembered what he said about his blind date and blew it up again, and asked, "Why didn't the blind date work again?"

Wen Jiayan made a dejected statement.The girl on the blind date this time is a very nice person, and she has a good impression of Wen Jiayan, and they have been dating for about a week after the blind date.Because the girl's workplace is the office building next door to Wen Jiayan, so they met at noon to eat and chat, and they got along pretty well.Unexpectedly, just this afternoon, when Wen Jiayan asked the girl to have dinner together, the girl turned her down and told him "I don't think we are suitable".Wen Jiayan has heard this sentence no less than thirty times, as soon as he hears "I feel", he immediately understands what is going on.When he was depressed, he had to ask the colleague who built the bridge.

The colleague is a girl's college classmate. Seeing Wen Jiayan slam into the door on his own initiative, he said something to him unceremoniously. The general idea is that Wen Jiayan is neither gentle nor considerate of girls.That girl is also a good-looking and cheerful personality. The chasers lined up from upstairs to downstairs, and they all held their hearts to please her. Wen Jiayan, a man who has a good skin but doesn't care about himself, is a girl. It doesn't take long to like it.

Wen Jiayan felt that he was particularly wronged, and had been explaining to his colleagues just now.There are not many common topics between girls and him. Let’s watch a movie. One said that it has the style of David Fincher’s lens, and the other said that David Fincher is the famous sculpture of Leonardo da Vinci; let’s go shopping. Looking at the newly released game discs and model figures in the window, his eyes glowed, and the one next to him whimpered that it was childish to watch animations and play games at such a young age... But these were all okay. What Wen Jiayan couldn't understand was that girls often said "You understand?" Then she looked at him with watery eyes.

"What do you understand! How can I understand having a cup of milk tea and laughing at the label! What can I understand when I suddenly lose my temper while walking and refuse to leave!" Wen Jiayan howled, very【(╯‵ ′ )╯︵┻━┻]'s imposing manner made Zhan Jun laugh while eating.

In the end, Wen Jiayan leaned limply on the dining table and ate fried rice with eggs: "Why is the girl so troublesome. She is not very good, she is not as good as you."

Zhan Jun choked in his throat with a mouthful of rice.

"She said she could cook, but the food she cooked turned out to be good or bad. I said the taste should be enhanced, but she took a mobile phone to take pictures and said that I was too picky. Really her cooking skills Not half as good as you, brother Zhan. And the other day we were going to play basketball with us as a cheerleader, and asked me which one is better, Jordan or Yao Ming. My God, is this a question asked by people?!" Wen Jiayan didn't notice Zhan Jun's reaction was that he complained halfway and then suddenly became depressed, "Oh, but in fact, she is also good, she is serious in her work, and she is a down-to-earth girl."

Seeing Wen Jiayan tossed between liking and loathing the girl, Zhan Jun took a few sips of water to calm his breathing.

This guy is joking.Zhan Jun said to himself.

This kind of joke between friends is too common, and there is no other meaning.Zhan Jun said to himself again.

At this moment, Wen Jiayan raised his head again, with a little egg flower still on the corner of his mouth: "Brother Zhan, why don't you spend a good time with you, the blind date is so tiring..."

The water Zhan Jun held in his mouth choked into his throat again.

Only then did Wen Jiayan realize how inappropriate it was for him to say these words to Zhan Jun, and he blushed immediately, a little embarrassed.

"You wash the dishes today!" Zhan Jun recovered and said viciously.

The dog leg Wen Jiayan nodded and bowed hastily, not daring to speak anymore.

Zhan Jun believes that Wen Jiayan will soon forget what he said at the dinner table.He will continue to go on blind dates, and will continue to meet good girls who are down-to-earth but with a small temper, and maybe he will continue to be broken up by the blind date.

But these have nothing to do with me.

Xue Jingye called him several times, but he hung up.Recalling those things in the coffee shop, he still felt disgusted, so disgusted that he almost called Wang Zhaojun and said that he would not take this case.There are several senior marriage counselors listed in Wang's Marriage Consulting Company, and there are also several professional breakup counselors who are proficient in business and acting, but he is the only one who can take on a gay breakup case, and Ji Xiu even made a special trip to call him in charge.His sense of responsibility to work and to Wang Zhaojun prevented him from expressing this idea.

He thought that Xue Jingye would completely lose interest in him as a result of being emotional in the coffee shop, but this person actually took the initiative to call. It seems that such a routine is feasible for Tan Xiaolu, and it is also feasible for Xue Jingye.

Maybe it's because both are haughty people.They are especially cruel to those they despise, but they are devoted to those who despise them.

Zhan Jun, who was watching a movie on the sofa with a pillow in his arms, almost fell into that resentful and sad mood again. Fortunately, Wen Jiayan asked him a question in time: "Is today going well?"

Zhan Jun paused, looked up at the note pasted above the TV, turned around and nodded to Wen Jiayan with absolute certainty: "Smooth, very smooth."

I have scolded and insulted, even if I go back and beat Xue, this pain can't be relieved.

It's better to focus on the huge happiness of 35.

So director Zhan omitted some of today's plot, and told the dog-legged actor Wen Jiayan.

As one of the pivot figures who designed the dark strategy, Wen Jiayan condensed the core of this strategy into one sentence: let him fall in love with you, and then dump him!

This kind of thing, which is regarded as unrighteous in the world of ordinary people, is quite normal in the world of the factory manager.

The reason why this plan is so shameful is because Zhan Jun has proved one thing in ten years: Xue Jingye just doesn’t like him, but Wen Jiayan is emphasizing to him, “That’s because you haven’t shown your allure.” ".

A dog's tail grass is not attractive to leopards, Zhan Jun understands this truth.

But Wen Jiayan resolutely denied Zhan Jun's self-denial.He insisted that Zhan Jun is attractive, but Xue Jingye didn't discover it from the right angle.

Although she has never been in a relationship, Wen Jiayan can't help but have seen too many pigs running, and it's really a set of things to say.

"It's good, that's right, meow!" After hearing Zhan Jun's description, Wen Jiayan said that the sadness that Zhan Jun showed at the end was really touching, and then he frowned and thought about it, and then asked, "Brother Zhan, what are you doing?" Is your sadness really faked?"

It was impossible for Zhan Jun to tell him how ugly Xue Jingye said, so he nodded tacitly.

"Okay..." Wen Jiayan still seemed to have doubts, but he was soon immersed in the dark strategy, "First of all, the first step has been achieved, let him worry about it, and make him feel distressed."

It's quite difficult to make them fall in love with evil, charming, wild and unruly characters like the president and the factory manager.According to Wen Jiayan, first of all, the factory manager must feel guilty for Zhan Jun's silent dedication in the past ten years, and make the factory manager feel that "Zhan Jun has treated me so badly."The rest of the people have passed without a trace, and only those who are really cared by the factory manager can enjoy the supreme treatment of "distressed".And when the factory manager found that this distress gradually developed into love, the dawn of victory was not far away.

Before today, Zhan Jun still felt that what Wen Jiayan said made a little sense.But after a short practice, I realized that being able to maintain an actor's calm state of mind in front of the domineering director is tantamount to a test.

Zhan Jun watched Wolverine's lumpy muscles on TV, while responding to Wen Jiayan one after another.

Seeing that he was absent-minded, Wen Jiayan tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Hey Brother Zhan, cheer up, we can simulate what might happen."

The author has something to say: Xiao Wen said the wrong thing twice, Brother Zhan suffered a slight heart injury =v=