Reborn in the fish tank of the enemy's family

The so-called friendship is nothing more than eating and drinking, and then get together to chat and gossip, and then force men and women of the right age to play some embarrassing toe-grabbing games. Even the high-end National Security Agency in the eyes of everyone can't Free from vulgarity.

The bureau spent a lot of money on the scenery, and everyone who entered the venue would get their own name badge, with their name and department written on it, so that everyone could get to know each other.

Not to mention anything else, the self-service is very good. Seafood, steaks, fruits and vegetables are all freshly airlifted, carefully cooked by various chefs, and placed in rows in the entire banquet hall. In addition, there are All kinds of exquisite pastries are dazzling.

"This..." He Xiao stood in front of the long table with a plate in his hands, worrying all over his face: "There are so many, which one should I eat?"

It was rare for Xuan Ting, who was in a neat suit, to look back at him, and almost put the words "hate iron but not steel" on his body. The former patted the shoulder of the second group of real millennium single dogs, and said earnestly: "I said, Can you pay attention, do you want to open the button of the shirt that you barely buttoned in public? Do you think our entire special case department will be ridiculed by other departments?"

"Do you think I'm thinking it! Look, look at the picture of blinding titanium alloy dog's eyes!" He Xiao pointed to a place not far away that was surrounded by water, and complained with grief and indignation: " Boss Ling! Deputy Jiang! Boss! My... bah! Sheng Yao! Why is this! Special Case Division F4! Are you leaving room for us poor and ordinary ordinary civil servants!"

Xuan Ting looked in the direction of his fingers, the four of them stood there, their high-end suits and famous watches filled the hatred of most of the single young men present.Everyone was thinking at the same time in their hearts, could it be that these few still worry about not being able to find a girlfriend, why did they come here to take advantage of their hard-won opportunities to get out of the singles.

He Xiao took a bite of the steak with resentment, stared closely at Sheng Yao, who had everything he could do, and said through gritted teeth, "Forget about others! How dare he have the nerve! Don't want his little painter? He abandoned it after chasing him? A scumbag! Shameful! "

"Yeah, why are you so over the top?" Xuan Ting echoed, put one hand on He Xiao's shoulders, put on a face of sympathy, and criticized: "You should let Xiao Fei see his philandering behavior." Be virtuous, know your way back, get rid of this scumbag as soon as possible!"

"Hey! Ting Ting..." He Xiao turned his head, with black pepper sauce still on his lips, he looked at Xuan Ting with a sad face, sighed after a while, and spoke as if he had made up his mind Said: "I think I may have to be gay, girl, I have nothing to do."

Xuan Ting felt an electric current jump from the tailbone to the Tianling Gai, he blinked hard, took a step back silently, and said, "...that's unnecessary?"

He Xiao immediately noticed his retreat, and clicked his tongue very dissatisfied: "Why are you retreating! I'm not looking for you!"

"Cough!" Xuan Ting cleared his throat and explained: "That's not what I meant, what I mean is, look, being gay is not a low-threshold way out of the single."

As Xuan Ting said, he pointed to the other side.It's okay if you don't look at it, but you can find a big problem when you look at it. "Chu Yu" was sitting on the sofa at one side, with plates piled up in front of him, each containing different meals, and it was none other than the young and promising unmarried youths in the bureau who delivered the meals to him.

He was wearing a pink and purple tie-dye shirt today. The material was light and loose, making him look very slender.Her skin is white and her lips are red, her eyes are flowing, and she is very cute when she smiles. At this time, she brought a piece of peach mille-feuille cake, which even covered her mouth with cream, which made people itch.

"It's a crime..." He Xiao sighed, and looked at Yao Peizhou, who was so surrounded that he couldn't even move, with sympathetic eyes, suddenly felt that watching the excitement was quite interesting, and then continued: "I didn't I feel that Xiao Chu has such a demeanor, and I feel that he is a child, but now, tsk tsk...the facial features have not changed, why are they different?"

Xuan Ting shook his head and whispered to him in a low voice: "Ze Lin said that he felt that Xiao Chu had become different since he fell off the bookshelf last time. He felt that Xiao Chu's demeanor and tone of voice , more and more like that."

"Then who?" He Xiao looked puzzled.

Xuan Ting nodded firmly at him, and replied, "Then who!"

"Who is that?" He Xiao was even more puzzled.

"That's who!" Xuan Ting quickly winked at the group members standing next door, and then made a mouth shape.

He Xiao let out an oh, and finally understood.A group of members stood beside them, and most people would not fail to see Shi Xuan mentioned in front of them. After all, even if Shi Xuan was completely destroyed for this group of people, they would always be his people. He directs.

Even if the current acting team leader is Jiang Xun, he may not be able to completely instruct them.

"Speaking of which," He Xiao quickly changed the subject, looked around for a while and then asked, "Where's Zelin?"

"I don't know, I was still there just now." Xuan Ting pointed to the dining table where all kinds of fish were piled up. in place.

In the small garden on the third floor of the banquet hall, Cen Zelin stood beside the swing, looking at the young boy who was holding the swing with both hands and looking at him eagerly, and stretched out his hand to gently push him.The swing then swayed, sending the little boy up against the wind, and then gradually fell down.

"Hey, kid, whose family are you from?" Cen Zelin asked him.

The little boy just laughed, and said to him while laughing: "More, more, higher!"

"No, where are your parents?" Cen Zelin was quite puzzled. Why would someone bring their own children into the social activities? In order not to arouse doubts from other departments, they would not let Ye Tinglan participate, okay?Because of this incident, Team Leader Ye has had a temper tantrum with Ling Tingke for three consecutive years.

Since the tradition of fellowship came into being a few years ago, people from the Special Cases Division, as the most attractive department in the bureau, have always been forced to participate in fellowship activities, because once other departments know that they are going, the number of people who sign up will be huge. There will be more, so that the whole event will not end dismal.

At first, they were unwilling, but after going there, they realized that this was nothing more than a large-scale eating and drinking scene, and people like Cen Zelin and He Xiao became interested; Ye Tinglan was still secretly glad that he could escape, but After listening to them describe the content of the activity, I stopped doing it at that time.

Presenting the facts and being reasonable fully demonstrated that I was already a mature enough man in my heart, but Ling Tingke still said "but you don't seem to have graduated from elementary school" and beat him back.Ye Tinglan was so angry that he beat his chest and stomped his feet at home, studied countless folk remedies for growing taller, and tried them one by one, but it was of no use. During the annual physical examination, he found that he was one centimeter shorter than the previous year.

All the money spent has become an IQ tax.

The boy still didn't speak, and as the swing got higher and higher, he turned his head and giggled at Cen Zelin, showing a row of white and neat teeth.When the four eyes met, Cen Zelin's pupils flashed suddenly, revealing the original pair of different-colored pupils. He felt dizzy for a while, and the boy's laughter hovered above his head like a magic voice.

He supported the swing to stand firm, and when he looked over again, the person sitting on the swing turned into another person.The man looked back at him, showed a bright smile, and said to him, "Brother, what's the matter with you today? You pushed him absent-mindedly."

"Jin Lin..." Cen Zelin murmured as he stared blankly at him.

The swing stand in the old courtyard was under a loquat tree. When the pipa was fruiting, a group of greedy cats nimbly climbed up the tree and ate it before it was ripe.

It was rare that a fruit was ripe, and it hit Cen Jinlin's head with a thud. He quickly grabbed it in his hand, shook it at Cen Zelin as if he had got a bargain, and then quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and then he Laughed.

hum-

Cen Zelin felt a ringing in his ears, he swayed a bit, and almost lost his footing, the strange-colored pupils emitted a particularly dazzling light, and the tingling sensation made him fall to his knees uncontrollably, as if someone had stuck a needle in his eye , The sharp pain has spread to the temple.

The little boy's giggling continued, hovering in the sky, he felt a whirlwind, covered his eyes and growled: "Don't laugh, don't laugh..."

However, the laughter became more and more intense, out of her control at all.One picture after another flashed through Cen Zelin's mind, forcing him to keep recalling those tragic past events, and he almost went crazy.

"Zelin," a cold voice broke in suddenly, like a cool wind blowing into Cen Zelin's heart, quickly blowing away the flame that was originally congealed in his chest.

The moment Cen Zelin turned his head in response, his eyes suddenly returned to normal. He looked at Ling Tingke behind him and opened his mouth, but he didn't say a word.

Ling Tingke approached slowly, and the tailor-made black suit made his figure extraordinarily tall and straight. He stood still in front of Cen Zelin and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I..." Cen Zelin looked back and found himself standing on the empty garden balcony. There were no swings or children in front of him, only a neatly trimmed rose.

Was it just his hallucination?

But the little boy who led him away at the banquet, the swing under the tree, and the bursts of disturbing laughter just now were all so real.

Cen Zelin wiped his face and shook his head lightly: "It's okay, let's blow some air."

"Let's go." Ling Tingke nodded slightly, then turned around to leave, but before he could take any steps, he was imprisoned first.He looked down at the hands that appeared on his waist, and then felt his back sink.

Ling Tingke drank, and when Cen Zelin leaned against his back, he smelled the aroma of wine, which mixed with his original aura, which made him very relieved.

"Brother..." Cen Zelin's voice was hoarse, with a rare softness.

This is a long-lost address, so long that Ling Tingke almost forgot when he stopped calling himself that.Back then, the bruised little cat demon wanted to worship Ling Tingke as his teacher, but the other party refused many times on the grounds that he had no habit of accepting apprentices. Cen Zelin's perseverance was beyond his imagination, and in the end he was worn out and never compromised with anyone Shenjun Mengzhang nodded with difficulty.

But there is one condition, don't call him Master.

Ling Tingke patted his arm lightly, lowered his voice and asked him, "What's the matter?"

"I want to go back." Cen Zelin's voice was muffled.

Obviously he is a person who likes to join in the fun, but today is extremely dull, Ling Tingke didn't ask any more questions, just nodded slightly, and said: "Okay, go home."

But Cen Zelin didn't move a step, he just stayed where he was and said, "I can't walk anymore, I'm dizzy."

It was as if he was the one socializing and entertaining below——

Ling Tingke looked back at him, then reached out and patted himself on the shoulder.The latter understood, happily turned into a snow-white Persian cat, and jumped onto Ling Tingke's shoulders with ease.

Two minutes later, everyone saw Director Ling of the Special Case Department in a neat suit with a beautiful cat lying on his shoulder. He walked straight through the lobby of the banquet hall, opened the gate despite the deputy director's obstruction, and headed towards the parking lot.

He Xiao stopped peeling the shrimp shells, leaned over and whispered to Tang Yushuang, "That...is this a declaration of sovereignty?"

"Huh?" Tang Yushuang asked him while eating melon seeds, "Who are you referring to?"

"Uh..." He Xiao hesitated for a moment, tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said, "It seems to count?"

Some people like to declare their sovereignty in public, and some people like to be in a corner that others can't see.Yao Peizhou, who was surrounded by people and had to deal with a few words, had eyes that seemed to grow on "Chu Yu", wishing to turn into a soldering iron and brand "Yao Peizhou Exclusive" all over his body.

However, the latter, as if he hadn't seen it, was well-rounded and exquisite, showing great charm to those single young people who came to show their courtesies, ostentatiously like a walking peach blossom tree.

It wasn't until he got up from the sofa to leave that Yao Peizhou finally seized the opportunity to shirk a female colleague's invitation, followed him coldly, and followed him all the way into the bathroom.

As soon as Shi Xuan took a step in, he was dragged into the cubicle by someone, and he was pressed heavily against the wall, and a familiar smell came to him, hot and fresh, mixed with a little smell of wine .

"Who asked you to dress like this today?" Yao Peizhou's hot palms pressed against the other's slender waist, feeling the cool body temperature through the light and thin material.

The neckline of this dress is too low, the buttons start from the chest, just enough to reveal the beautiful collarbone and the fair and flawless skin on the chest. When people move, the collar will shake, which arouses infinite reverie.

Does anyone have to approve what clothes he wants to wear?

Shi Xuan lowered his head for a glance, and when he raised his head again, he met a pair of fiery eyes. The magma surged in the ink pool that used to be calm and self-sufficient, almost burning away his sanity.

That's right, only he, Shixuan, has the power to flirt with others like this, when can he be swayed by a mere little white tiger.

Shi Xuan thought contentedly, with this pure and innocent face on his face, he took a step back while speaking, and asked pitifully, "What's the matter, isn't it good-looking?"