Wanjie exchange starting from live broadcast with goods
Chapter 5 Qi Shen's Autobiography
My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I am a superhuman.I learned language at two weeks, walked at one month, and ran errands for my mother at one.
Telepathy, clairvoyance, psychic power, ghost out of body, teleportation...as long as you can think of superpowers, I have them all.
While superpowers allow me to do almost anything, they rob me of the joy of life and cause me a lot of distress.
So I don't like my super powers, if I can choose, I'd rather be an ordinary person.It sounds like I'm showing off, but here's what I really think.
Maybe the more I want it, the less I can get it. Even though I try my best to hide myself and use super powers to make myself inconspicuous, there are still little fairies around me talking to themselves: the invincible beautiful girl Zhao Qiaoxin Mei, Shun Kaito, the second disease in middle school, the idiot Rendou Li, the scum Reita Torisushi...
"Someday I'm going to make Saiki-kun say 'oh hoo' to me. "
"Hahaha, Saiki and I will deal with the evil secret society "Dark Reunion" together. "
"Brother, let's go eat ramen."
I seriously suspect that I am wearing a strange magnet.
Just when I thought life couldn't be more troublesome, a live broadcast room fell from the sky and entangled me involuntarily.
[Dear Mr. Qi Mu Kusuo, congratulations on becoming a viewer of the Dimensional Live Streaming Room. 】
If you want to invite me, you must at least get my consent. This is a rogue system.
I have been using super powers for a long time, but I have found nothing. It is obvious that this is an existence above my power.
By the way, isn't this a daily comedy show? The plot jumps too much. This kind of thing doesn't match the style of our world at all.
I think this live broadcast room at least screens people when selecting people. I am not its target group, so let's leave as soon as possible.
But I changed my mind the second I saw the rainbow jelly.
Well, in order to prevent ulterior motives in the live broadcast room from causing harm to my world, I have to stay inside and continue to observe.
I rested my cheeks on my hands and looked at the rainbow jelly with a happy face.The juice evaporates to form a rainbow, and the whole jelly is like a full-scale colorful special effect. Even Marysu's colorful hair can't compare to its brilliant color. It's a beautiful sight just placed here.
I picked up the spoon and carefully scooped up a small piece.The bouncy jelly wobbles in the spoon and I slowly pop it into my mouth.
Is this the food of another world!It tastes unmatched by even the top coffee jelly I've ever tasted!
I closed my eyes, felt the ever-changing explosive smell, and felt the urge to cry.
After tasting the jelly, I sat quietly at the table and relished it.
A knock on the door interrupted me, and it was my father's voice: "Kusuo, my mother and I are back."
When I came back to my senses, I realized that because I was too intoxicated, I couldn't help ignoring their voices.
After opening the door, my father asked me suspiciously: "Why did it take you so long to open the door this time?"
Well, because I was intoxicated by the deliciousness, I didn't react for a while.
The brown-haired middle-aged man in front of me is my father, Qi Mu Guochun.He is a lowly office worker who relies on licking the shoes of his boss to keep his job.
"nothing……"
"Kusuo, my friend gave us a box of premium chocolates." Dad smiled and handed the chocolates to me.
I took it calmly. After tasting the top delicacies, at least half a month, I have no interest in other desserts, except coffee jelly.
"Hey, when did you raise fish?" Dad pointed to the fish tank on the table.
"This is a gift from someone else." I explained.
"Gift? Could it be..." Dad suddenly realized, he walked into the bedroom and picked up the fish tank, then turned to look for his mother, "Mom, Kusuo's friend gave him two pet fish!"
Hey, hey, when did I say it was a gift from a friend, don't add oil and vinegar without authorization.
After her mother heard what her father said, she came out of the kitchen with a face full of emotion, and said while crying: "Really? Xiao Nan received a gift from a friend." Dreamy bubbles appeared behind her.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, And We're So Happy." ? 2
My face was paralyzed, and I didn't want to explain to this pair of parents who had made up their own brains.
"Since it is a gift from a friend, Xiao Nan must cherish it well."
"Fortunately, the little fish has no hair, and my mother is not allergic, so our family can just raise it."
Dad put his face in front of the fish tank: "These two little fish are really beautiful."
"Ah! Mom, look, why the tail of the fish has become the shape of a fist!" Dad was startled and shouted.
I said blankly: "This is called the boxing fish, they will fight by boxing, it is a rare species."
If others heard what I said, they would definitely question it.But the couple's words—
"So it is"? 2
Yes, they are natural and rather dull, and they believe me easily.It's true, after all, they can adapt without hesitation to their son who has shown supernatural abilities, so there is nothing they can't accept.
"Come on, Taro beat it!"
"Ah, Jiro lost again."
They stared at the fish tank with great interest, exclaiming and cheering from time to time.I didn't bother to complain about their names, so I turned and walked towards the bedroom.
Sitting in front of the TV, I was waiting for someone to come to me.
Suddenly, the TV screen flickered, and Kongsuke Saiki appeared in a white coat with a telepathic shield on his head.
"Yo, Kusuo. You're waiting for me." Saiki Sosuke on the screen raised his hand to say hello.
He is my brother, a super control freak and a perverted scientist who is far away in Cambridge University, but installs surveillance cameras at home to keep track of his family's situation.
He made the super power suppression device on my head.Incidentally, the lollipop-shaped suppression device was a real disaster.But this is all his fault, so don't question my aesthetics.
In his eyes, except me, mother and himself, other human beings in the world are uncivilized monkeys (as for father, father is just an appendage of mother).One day in the future, I won't be surprised to hear that he is going to destroy the world.
What I just said can fool my parents, but I can't hide it from him.
"Because I'm curious, a magical creature that I didn't know appeared on the earth."
No matter how friendly Qi Mukong's smile is, it can't conceal his black mud essence.I'm afraid he's already thinking about sending those two fish to the test bench.
Qi Mukongsuke thought: "Could it be that you have extra superpowers that can transform life? No, I don't think so. These two fish can't be creatures from other worlds."
Look, I really think he's the one with the superpowers.His ability to penetrate people's hearts has reached a terrifying level.
I didn't think about hiding the existence of the live broadcast room from him.Because sooner or later he will discover the truth with his keenness.
I can still take this opportunity to divert his attention through the live broadcast, and stop trying to deal with me all the time.
From childhood to adulthood, he never tires of competing with me, exam results, chess, fishing, finger guessing...
In any field, he has repeatedly fought and failed repeatedly, and defeating me has become his obsession.
The last time I saw him was in the UK. After he helped me repair the super power suppression device, he took me to a hide-and-seek game, and also brought Kai Teng Shun and Rantang Li to restrain me. Of course, it was me in the end. Won.
"Looks like I guessed it right." Saiki Kongsuke got the answer from my expressionless face.
"Wait, I'll take off the telepathic shield." Saiki Kongsuke took off the lollipop, "I have a hunch that you will tell me something very interesting."
Telepathy, clairvoyance, psychic power, ghost out of body, teleportation...as long as you can think of superpowers, I have them all.
While superpowers allow me to do almost anything, they rob me of the joy of life and cause me a lot of distress.
So I don't like my super powers, if I can choose, I'd rather be an ordinary person.It sounds like I'm showing off, but here's what I really think.
Maybe the more I want it, the less I can get it. Even though I try my best to hide myself and use super powers to make myself inconspicuous, there are still little fairies around me talking to themselves: the invincible beautiful girl Zhao Qiaoxin Mei, Shun Kaito, the second disease in middle school, the idiot Rendou Li, the scum Reita Torisushi...
"Someday I'm going to make Saiki-kun say 'oh hoo' to me. "
"Hahaha, Saiki and I will deal with the evil secret society "Dark Reunion" together. "
"Brother, let's go eat ramen."
I seriously suspect that I am wearing a strange magnet.
Just when I thought life couldn't be more troublesome, a live broadcast room fell from the sky and entangled me involuntarily.
[Dear Mr. Qi Mu Kusuo, congratulations on becoming a viewer of the Dimensional Live Streaming Room. 】
If you want to invite me, you must at least get my consent. This is a rogue system.
I have been using super powers for a long time, but I have found nothing. It is obvious that this is an existence above my power.
By the way, isn't this a daily comedy show? The plot jumps too much. This kind of thing doesn't match the style of our world at all.
I think this live broadcast room at least screens people when selecting people. I am not its target group, so let's leave as soon as possible.
But I changed my mind the second I saw the rainbow jelly.
Well, in order to prevent ulterior motives in the live broadcast room from causing harm to my world, I have to stay inside and continue to observe.
I rested my cheeks on my hands and looked at the rainbow jelly with a happy face.The juice evaporates to form a rainbow, and the whole jelly is like a full-scale colorful special effect. Even Marysu's colorful hair can't compare to its brilliant color. It's a beautiful sight just placed here.
I picked up the spoon and carefully scooped up a small piece.The bouncy jelly wobbles in the spoon and I slowly pop it into my mouth.
Is this the food of another world!It tastes unmatched by even the top coffee jelly I've ever tasted!
I closed my eyes, felt the ever-changing explosive smell, and felt the urge to cry.
After tasting the jelly, I sat quietly at the table and relished it.
A knock on the door interrupted me, and it was my father's voice: "Kusuo, my mother and I are back."
When I came back to my senses, I realized that because I was too intoxicated, I couldn't help ignoring their voices.
After opening the door, my father asked me suspiciously: "Why did it take you so long to open the door this time?"
Well, because I was intoxicated by the deliciousness, I didn't react for a while.
The brown-haired middle-aged man in front of me is my father, Qi Mu Guochun.He is a lowly office worker who relies on licking the shoes of his boss to keep his job.
"nothing……"
"Kusuo, my friend gave us a box of premium chocolates." Dad smiled and handed the chocolates to me.
I took it calmly. After tasting the top delicacies, at least half a month, I have no interest in other desserts, except coffee jelly.
"Hey, when did you raise fish?" Dad pointed to the fish tank on the table.
"This is a gift from someone else." I explained.
"Gift? Could it be..." Dad suddenly realized, he walked into the bedroom and picked up the fish tank, then turned to look for his mother, "Mom, Kusuo's friend gave him two pet fish!"
Hey, hey, when did I say it was a gift from a friend, don't add oil and vinegar without authorization.
After her mother heard what her father said, she came out of the kitchen with a face full of emotion, and said while crying: "Really? Xiao Nan received a gift from a friend." Dreamy bubbles appeared behind her.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, And We're So Happy." ? 2
My face was paralyzed, and I didn't want to explain to this pair of parents who had made up their own brains.
"Since it is a gift from a friend, Xiao Nan must cherish it well."
"Fortunately, the little fish has no hair, and my mother is not allergic, so our family can just raise it."
Dad put his face in front of the fish tank: "These two little fish are really beautiful."
"Ah! Mom, look, why the tail of the fish has become the shape of a fist!" Dad was startled and shouted.
I said blankly: "This is called the boxing fish, they will fight by boxing, it is a rare species."
If others heard what I said, they would definitely question it.But the couple's words—
"So it is"? 2
Yes, they are natural and rather dull, and they believe me easily.It's true, after all, they can adapt without hesitation to their son who has shown supernatural abilities, so there is nothing they can't accept.
"Come on, Taro beat it!"
"Ah, Jiro lost again."
They stared at the fish tank with great interest, exclaiming and cheering from time to time.I didn't bother to complain about their names, so I turned and walked towards the bedroom.
Sitting in front of the TV, I was waiting for someone to come to me.
Suddenly, the TV screen flickered, and Kongsuke Saiki appeared in a white coat with a telepathic shield on his head.
"Yo, Kusuo. You're waiting for me." Saiki Sosuke on the screen raised his hand to say hello.
He is my brother, a super control freak and a perverted scientist who is far away in Cambridge University, but installs surveillance cameras at home to keep track of his family's situation.
He made the super power suppression device on my head.Incidentally, the lollipop-shaped suppression device was a real disaster.But this is all his fault, so don't question my aesthetics.
In his eyes, except me, mother and himself, other human beings in the world are uncivilized monkeys (as for father, father is just an appendage of mother).One day in the future, I won't be surprised to hear that he is going to destroy the world.
What I just said can fool my parents, but I can't hide it from him.
"Because I'm curious, a magical creature that I didn't know appeared on the earth."
No matter how friendly Qi Mukong's smile is, it can't conceal his black mud essence.I'm afraid he's already thinking about sending those two fish to the test bench.
Qi Mukongsuke thought: "Could it be that you have extra superpowers that can transform life? No, I don't think so. These two fish can't be creatures from other worlds."
Look, I really think he's the one with the superpowers.His ability to penetrate people's hearts has reached a terrifying level.
I didn't think about hiding the existence of the live broadcast room from him.Because sooner or later he will discover the truth with his keenness.
I can still take this opportunity to divert his attention through the live broadcast, and stop trying to deal with me all the time.
From childhood to adulthood, he never tires of competing with me, exam results, chess, fishing, finger guessing...
In any field, he has repeatedly fought and failed repeatedly, and defeating me has become his obsession.
The last time I saw him was in the UK. After he helped me repair the super power suppression device, he took me to a hide-and-seek game, and also brought Kai Teng Shun and Rantang Li to restrain me. Of course, it was me in the end. Won.
"Looks like I guessed it right." Saiki Kongsuke got the answer from my expressionless face.
"Wait, I'll take off the telepathic shield." Saiki Kongsuke took off the lollipop, "I have a hunch that you will tell me something very interesting."
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