I volunteer for the underworld
Chapter 140 Active Learning
I thought I knew the reason why Su Han didn't want to do it, and felt that as a boyfriend, I should take the initiative to learn this knowledge, but where did I learn it?online?I may not be able to find it either.It seems that there is only one way!
I silently touched the phone, shrank myself into the bed, and sent a message to my uncle to learn from it.
"Uncle, when you and your aunt are doing something, is your aunt comfortable?"
My uncle and aunt are the only same-sex couples around me, and they live harmoniously, so I can only ask my uncle when I ask such a question.
After the message was sent, I stared at the phone, afraid that I would miss the message, but after waiting for a while, my uncle didn't reply, could it be that he fell asleep?I looked at the time, it was past ten o'clock, or in the process of being comfortable?
Feeling a bit bored by me, I poked my head out for a breath of fresh air, then retracted again, only to find that my uncle had replied to the message.
"Is your skin itchy?"
I replied: "I'm an adult, and as an uncle, I have the obligation and responsibility to give my nephew an adult education class! Uncle, do you have the heart to see your nephew's youthful age, have you been enduring it?"
My uncle called directly, and I was taken aback. I hurriedly got out of bed with my mobile phone in my hand, and ran into the bathroom to answer the phone without wearing my shoes.
I whispered "Hello": "Uncle, why did you call?"
"Are you a thief? No matter how you say it, you feel sneaky. Speak well."
I went to sit on the bathtub and took a peek outside, thinking that Su Han would definitely not come over to eavesdrop. I estimated the distance, and with the sound insulation of this door, if I spoke normally, he should not be able to hear me. say what.
"Ahem, I have a good talk, you have been playing for so long, when are you coming back?"
The uncle was probably talking to his aunt, and his tone was very gentle: "Who knows what's going on, let me ask first, you go to bed first." Then when he came to me, his tone immediately became impatient, but luckily I'm used to it .
"Tell me, what is the question?"
I said with some embarrassment: "It's me and Su Han..."
I simply said what Su Han didn't want, and my uncle was silent for a long time before he murmured: "I underestimated you, why are you still on top?"
Oh, by the way, my uncle always thought I was down there, why did he think I was down there?
"Ahem." The uncle cleared his throat and said, "For this kind of thing, just come straight from the beginning... It's normal to feel uncomfortable, just touch and kiss more, oh I'll go, how do I feel Are you teaching children to do bad things? You will get used to it after doing it a few times, and I will send you a few videos in a while, so you can study it yourself, silly boy."
He hung up after he finished speaking, and after a while, I received the video file. I looked at the door with a guilty conscience, muted the sound, and opened one of them.
"..."
Angrily typing: "You fooled me with cartoons!"
The uncle replied: "The cartoons are so good, they are very enjoyable to watch, and the real people have sharp eyes. After seeing the president's eye of the needle, let's just watch it. Your aunt and I learned from watching cartoons."
"Really? You didn't lie to me, did you?"
"Why lie to you? I'm asleep, so don't stay up late, this kind of thing is enough, don't go too far."
I continued to click on it suspiciously, and after watching it for a while, my face started to burn. Uncle was right, cartoons can also be learned, so there are so many ways...
I was watching it vigorously, when there was a sudden knock on the bathroom door, I was so scared that I threw the phone away, and picked it up quickly, but luckily it didn't break.
"What, what?"
"What are you doing? You've been inside for more than half an hour, come out."
I frantically saved the video, and encrypted it guiltily, then washed my hands and opened the door pretending to be calm, before he asked, I explained, "I called my uncle, they will be back soon. "
Su Han glanced at me, without doubt, he put his phone away and lay back on the bed: "Go to sleep."
"Oh." I climbed up, approached carefully, and tentatively put my hand on his waist. He didn't move, so I boldly hugged him and gradually fell asleep.
It was like having a dream again at night, the dream was very chaotic, and I couldn't remember what I dreamed when I woke up, I only remembered that there was Su Han in the dream.
When I rubbed my eyes and got up, Su Han was already up. He was sitting on the sofa on the phone, stirring coffee with one hand.Seeing me get up, he pointed to the bathroom and motioned for me to wash up.
I was still a little unconscious, so I rubbed against him, kissed his face, and then went to wash up. I didn't fully wake up until halfway through the wash. I remembered what I had just done, and my heart moved.Su Han actually tolerated me kissing him without brushing my teeth, and didn't even hide!
Hehe, Su Han doesn't seem to dislike me very much. I washed it happily, and looked in the mirror for a while, and saw that I already had a centimeter of stubble, and felt that I was much more handsome.It wasn't until Su Han called out to me that he ran out in a hurry.
"Stop smirking, eat and get ready to go."
I took away the emoji, but I didn’t. I just felt in a good mood. I grabbed a deep-fried dough stick and ate it while asking, “Where are you going?”
Su Han pushed the soy milk to me: "Wu Hao's house, he called."
Sure enough, as Su Han guessed, Wu Hao called the next day, and according to Wu Hao, there was a lot of movement in his house last night, and he was really a little scared.
Because of my good mood, I ate two deep-fried dough sticks and drank a bowl of soy milk. I managed to fill myself up. When I was in the car, I almost spit it out.
So when I arrived at Wu Hao's house, I didn't have much energy, I was a little drowsy, and I really wanted to lie down on the spot.
As a result, Wu Hao's complexion was even worse. He had stubble, his face and lips were extremely pale, his eyes were black and blue, and he was extremely haggard. It seemed that last night, it was really noisy here.
"boom!"
There was a loud noise from the study, as if something had fallen to the ground, Wu Hao's body trembled, and he looked straight at the study.
"Listen, it's starting again..."
"Snapped!"
This time it was the sound of the door, as if someone had slammed the door hard, and I even saw that the door seemed to vibrate.
Su Han walked to the door of the study room, opened the door and walked in. The inside was in a mess, all the books on the bookcase fell off, and the desk fell to the ground.
I looked at Wu Hao suspiciously, are you sure he didn't do it himself?It was just a sound before, could it be that an invisible person really came to make this place look like this?
Wu Hao stood at the door and didn't dare to come in at all: "Look, the matter has become more serious, not only this, it's even scarier at night!"
He didn't say anything specifically, but one could guess from his appearance that this night must have been a tormenting one.
Su Han suddenly said: "Go and help the table up?"
I pointed to myself and found that he really looked at me, okay, I appointed someone to go inside and carry the table.The table was very heavy, and it was a bit difficult for me to lift it by myself. I was about to call Su Han for help, when one hand suddenly lifted the other side, and I lifted the table together.
I looked up, and a figure suddenly disappeared, so fast I didn't even see what the shadow looked like.
"Su Han, just now..."
He pressed my shoulder: "Well, I see, I know what's going on."
I silently touched the phone, shrank myself into the bed, and sent a message to my uncle to learn from it.
"Uncle, when you and your aunt are doing something, is your aunt comfortable?"
My uncle and aunt are the only same-sex couples around me, and they live harmoniously, so I can only ask my uncle when I ask such a question.
After the message was sent, I stared at the phone, afraid that I would miss the message, but after waiting for a while, my uncle didn't reply, could it be that he fell asleep?I looked at the time, it was past ten o'clock, or in the process of being comfortable?
Feeling a bit bored by me, I poked my head out for a breath of fresh air, then retracted again, only to find that my uncle had replied to the message.
"Is your skin itchy?"
I replied: "I'm an adult, and as an uncle, I have the obligation and responsibility to give my nephew an adult education class! Uncle, do you have the heart to see your nephew's youthful age, have you been enduring it?"
My uncle called directly, and I was taken aback. I hurriedly got out of bed with my mobile phone in my hand, and ran into the bathroom to answer the phone without wearing my shoes.
I whispered "Hello": "Uncle, why did you call?"
"Are you a thief? No matter how you say it, you feel sneaky. Speak well."
I went to sit on the bathtub and took a peek outside, thinking that Su Han would definitely not come over to eavesdrop. I estimated the distance, and with the sound insulation of this door, if I spoke normally, he should not be able to hear me. say what.
"Ahem, I have a good talk, you have been playing for so long, when are you coming back?"
The uncle was probably talking to his aunt, and his tone was very gentle: "Who knows what's going on, let me ask first, you go to bed first." Then when he came to me, his tone immediately became impatient, but luckily I'm used to it .
"Tell me, what is the question?"
I said with some embarrassment: "It's me and Su Han..."
I simply said what Su Han didn't want, and my uncle was silent for a long time before he murmured: "I underestimated you, why are you still on top?"
Oh, by the way, my uncle always thought I was down there, why did he think I was down there?
"Ahem." The uncle cleared his throat and said, "For this kind of thing, just come straight from the beginning... It's normal to feel uncomfortable, just touch and kiss more, oh I'll go, how do I feel Are you teaching children to do bad things? You will get used to it after doing it a few times, and I will send you a few videos in a while, so you can study it yourself, silly boy."
He hung up after he finished speaking, and after a while, I received the video file. I looked at the door with a guilty conscience, muted the sound, and opened one of them.
"..."
Angrily typing: "You fooled me with cartoons!"
The uncle replied: "The cartoons are so good, they are very enjoyable to watch, and the real people have sharp eyes. After seeing the president's eye of the needle, let's just watch it. Your aunt and I learned from watching cartoons."
"Really? You didn't lie to me, did you?"
"Why lie to you? I'm asleep, so don't stay up late, this kind of thing is enough, don't go too far."
I continued to click on it suspiciously, and after watching it for a while, my face started to burn. Uncle was right, cartoons can also be learned, so there are so many ways...
I was watching it vigorously, when there was a sudden knock on the bathroom door, I was so scared that I threw the phone away, and picked it up quickly, but luckily it didn't break.
"What, what?"
"What are you doing? You've been inside for more than half an hour, come out."
I frantically saved the video, and encrypted it guiltily, then washed my hands and opened the door pretending to be calm, before he asked, I explained, "I called my uncle, they will be back soon. "
Su Han glanced at me, without doubt, he put his phone away and lay back on the bed: "Go to sleep."
"Oh." I climbed up, approached carefully, and tentatively put my hand on his waist. He didn't move, so I boldly hugged him and gradually fell asleep.
It was like having a dream again at night, the dream was very chaotic, and I couldn't remember what I dreamed when I woke up, I only remembered that there was Su Han in the dream.
When I rubbed my eyes and got up, Su Han was already up. He was sitting on the sofa on the phone, stirring coffee with one hand.Seeing me get up, he pointed to the bathroom and motioned for me to wash up.
I was still a little unconscious, so I rubbed against him, kissed his face, and then went to wash up. I didn't fully wake up until halfway through the wash. I remembered what I had just done, and my heart moved.Su Han actually tolerated me kissing him without brushing my teeth, and didn't even hide!
Hehe, Su Han doesn't seem to dislike me very much. I washed it happily, and looked in the mirror for a while, and saw that I already had a centimeter of stubble, and felt that I was much more handsome.It wasn't until Su Han called out to me that he ran out in a hurry.
"Stop smirking, eat and get ready to go."
I took away the emoji, but I didn’t. I just felt in a good mood. I grabbed a deep-fried dough stick and ate it while asking, “Where are you going?”
Su Han pushed the soy milk to me: "Wu Hao's house, he called."
Sure enough, as Su Han guessed, Wu Hao called the next day, and according to Wu Hao, there was a lot of movement in his house last night, and he was really a little scared.
Because of my good mood, I ate two deep-fried dough sticks and drank a bowl of soy milk. I managed to fill myself up. When I was in the car, I almost spit it out.
So when I arrived at Wu Hao's house, I didn't have much energy, I was a little drowsy, and I really wanted to lie down on the spot.
As a result, Wu Hao's complexion was even worse. He had stubble, his face and lips were extremely pale, his eyes were black and blue, and he was extremely haggard. It seemed that last night, it was really noisy here.
"boom!"
There was a loud noise from the study, as if something had fallen to the ground, Wu Hao's body trembled, and he looked straight at the study.
"Listen, it's starting again..."
"Snapped!"
This time it was the sound of the door, as if someone had slammed the door hard, and I even saw that the door seemed to vibrate.
Su Han walked to the door of the study room, opened the door and walked in. The inside was in a mess, all the books on the bookcase fell off, and the desk fell to the ground.
I looked at Wu Hao suspiciously, are you sure he didn't do it himself?It was just a sound before, could it be that an invisible person really came to make this place look like this?
Wu Hao stood at the door and didn't dare to come in at all: "Look, the matter has become more serious, not only this, it's even scarier at night!"
He didn't say anything specifically, but one could guess from his appearance that this night must have been a tormenting one.
Su Han suddenly said: "Go and help the table up?"
I pointed to myself and found that he really looked at me, okay, I appointed someone to go inside and carry the table.The table was very heavy, and it was a bit difficult for me to lift it by myself. I was about to call Su Han for help, when one hand suddenly lifted the other side, and I lifted the table together.
I looked up, and a figure suddenly disappeared, so fast I didn't even see what the shadow looked like.
"Su Han, just now..."
He pressed my shoulder: "Well, I see, I know what's going on."
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