God is facial paralysis
Chapter 9
Sure enough, when Shen Yan saw the receipt card, he blew up immediately. Instead of pointing at his nose and cursing, he bumped his head on his forehead, which knocked him until tears came out. Xie Chuling was fine.
Shen Yan roared: "Remember to call me next time you have dinner with him!!!"
Shen Yan was very depressed, Yan Jiangliu would rather have dinner with others to annoy him than agree to date him.He leaned against the window sill, looking at the sky sadly at 45 degrees, his eyes filled with gloom.
Yan Jiangliu is like the bright moon in the sky, elusive, he can't get close to him, he can only surpass him, let him see himself!
"Okay, okay, young master, don't be angry, King Yan will be your pride sooner or later~" Zhou Hong encouraged, but he didn't take it seriously, "Madam asked you to go home for dinner, your eldest sister is back."
Shen Yan was still covering his ears, but his eyes lit up when he heard that the eldest sister had returned, and he regained his energy, the corners of his mouth raised, and he smiled brightly: "Eldest sister is back? Then Mingming is here too?"
The daughter of Shen's parents, Shen Chu, was eight years older than Shen Yan. Shen Yan was often bullied by her when she was a child. Fortunately, Shen Chu went abroad to study after college, and married after returning, and Shen Yan escaped from her clutches.Three years ago, Shen Chu gave birth to a son, and his little nephew was extremely cute. Shen Chu's career was abroad, so he had put Mingming abroad since he was a child, and only occasionally came back to visit relatives.
Zhou Hong said: "Of course, your brother-in-law and nephew are all here."
Shen Yan happily returned home, and as soon as he entered the house, a brat flew towards him and shouted sweetly: "Little uncle~~~"
Shen Yan hugged him and threw him up high. Mingming shouted excitedly, shaking and shaking, he couldn't move anymore, threw it to Xie Chuling, and sat on the sofa by himself.
"..." Xie Chuling held the child in her arms and put him down very speechlessly.
Mingming didn't mind the fact that he was thrown out by his uncle at all, he just thought it was a game and thought it was very fun, he clamored for his uncle to play again, Shen Yan gnawed on the lollipop that Mingming handed him, pointed at Ye Zi and said: "Mingming finds the big one to play with. Uncle has a rest."
Of course Ye Zite didn't dare to throw out the Shen family's beloved grandson, so he could only play Feifei with him in his arms.Children are like this, they miss it when they can’t see it, they think it’s cute for 10 minutes after seeing it, and they can’t bear it after 10 minutes.
Although Shen Yan thought his nephew was very cute, he would find it very annoying when the little nephew kept screaming and running around in the hall.
When Mrs. Shen heard that her youngest son was back, she hurried back from the mahjong table. When she saw Shen Yan, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, eating a lollipop, tears filled her eyes: "Baby baby, mother misses you so much, baby baby~~"
Mrs. Shen cried exaggeratedly. Shen Yan wiped away the tears and lipstick on her face, and pushed her away: "I'm not coming back now, why are you crying?"
Mrs. Shen said softly: "Whatever the baby wants to eat, mother asked Mrs. Wang to prepare something delicious."
Shen Yan said impatiently: "Whatever, I just came back to take a look at Mingming."
Mrs. Shen said sadly: "Aren't you going to come back to see your mother? Don't you have nothing to say to your mother after not seeing her for a month?" She looked aggrieved.
Shen Yan sternly said: "Yes, I wanted to save it to tell you after dinner, but now that you ask, I'll tell you that Jiang Liu is back."
Mrs. Shen hugged her beloved young son: "Let's not mention that vixen."
Shen Yan was dissatisfied: "Jiang Liu is not a vixen! Don't talk nonsense. I warn you, don't harass Jiang Liu!"
Mrs. Shen said: "Mom knows, you quarreled with your mother because of that vixen, and even entered the entertainment industry to anger your father. Mom knows you love him. Mom just wants to tell you that you can play while you are young, but you must quit at the age of 30." In the entertainment industry, get married and have children, and give birth to a big fat son for the mother."
Shen Yan rolled his eyes: "Mom, what age is this! Why are you still so stubborn in your thinking! I'm gay! I won't marry a woman!"
As soon as the five words "I'm gay" came out, Mrs. Shen burst into tears, crying non-stop: "Baby, why are you so angry with mom again! Why do you think you became gay? Did the boss always beat you up when you were young?" You left a childhood shadow on you? Did the second child always distort you by pretending to be a girl? Did the third child like to bring her boyfriend home to affect you? "
"..." Shen Yan put on a pretty face, "It's my mother's toughness that makes me have a shadow over women."
Mrs. Shen was startled suddenly, and forced back her tears: "Why is mother so tough? The baby said, how is mother so tough?"
Shen Yan said: "I kissed a girl in the kindergarten. You were afraid that I would grow into a playboy brother, so you scolded her mother in front of the girl for being unreasonable and not educating her daughter well. Are you okay? Obviously I kissed her, and you scolded her mother what?"
Mrs. Shen said: "If you don't scold her mother, do you scold her daughter? Mom is not an unreasonable woman."
"..." Shen Yan laughed, "Elementary school, I had a good time with the girl at the same table, so you rushed to the school and told her not to approach me in front of all the classmates, and then let her drop out of school. All the classmates would not play with me."
"Is mom wrong? During that time, your grades have been bad, not because she led you badly, but because of something? She taught you to read comics, which distracted you. Mom told her to stay away from you. Is there something wrong?"
Shen Yan sneered: "You're right, thanks to you, I had no friends in elementary school and had to focus on my studies. In middle school, I had a crush on the girl at the front desk, so I confessed to her, and then you? I rushed to school again Call her a vixen shameless seduce your son, the girl broke up with me so angry, this is not enough for you, you have to let her drop out of school, don't affect me, why do you have it? That girl could have been recommended to a key high school, but you made a fuss, and there is no place for her Yeah, life is ruined."
Mrs. Shen spoke righteously: "Middle school students are not allowed to fall in love early! If you fall in love early, you will be treated!"
Shen Yan said: "Yes, my fault. At that time, I understood that no matter which girl I approach, or which girl approaches me, you will use all means to separate us. You are afraid that I will become a playboy brother. I will change as you wish. Became gay and no longer interested in women."
Mrs. Shen was about to cry, and Shen Yan said: "After high school, I met Yan Jiangliu and became his brainless fan. At first you thought I just loved him, and I was just chasing stars. After you knew my feelings for him , You actually sent someone to destroy him! Mourn, heart, disease, madness!"
Mrs. Shen said: "Mom just asked him to withdraw from the entertainment industry and not appear in your field of vision. It's not as exaggerated as you said."
"Hehe." Shen Yan sneered, "Sending people to beat him up, even wanting to disfigure him so that he can't get along in the entertainment circle, it's not an exaggeration, I thank you eight generations of ancestors for not killing anyone and destroying the mouth and corpse! I warn you, if you dare to hurt Yan Jiangliu, I will never forgive you in this life!"
Mrs. Shen said: "Okay, I won't hurt him, baby, can you change back? Mom doesn't mind you playing with women now, you can play as much as you like, just don't play with men."
Shen Yan said: "It's late, I can't go back."
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Shen Yan roared: "Remember to call me next time you have dinner with him!!!"
Shen Yan was very depressed, Yan Jiangliu would rather have dinner with others to annoy him than agree to date him.He leaned against the window sill, looking at the sky sadly at 45 degrees, his eyes filled with gloom.
Yan Jiangliu is like the bright moon in the sky, elusive, he can't get close to him, he can only surpass him, let him see himself!
"Okay, okay, young master, don't be angry, King Yan will be your pride sooner or later~" Zhou Hong encouraged, but he didn't take it seriously, "Madam asked you to go home for dinner, your eldest sister is back."
Shen Yan was still covering his ears, but his eyes lit up when he heard that the eldest sister had returned, and he regained his energy, the corners of his mouth raised, and he smiled brightly: "Eldest sister is back? Then Mingming is here too?"
The daughter of Shen's parents, Shen Chu, was eight years older than Shen Yan. Shen Yan was often bullied by her when she was a child. Fortunately, Shen Chu went abroad to study after college, and married after returning, and Shen Yan escaped from her clutches.Three years ago, Shen Chu gave birth to a son, and his little nephew was extremely cute. Shen Chu's career was abroad, so he had put Mingming abroad since he was a child, and only occasionally came back to visit relatives.
Zhou Hong said: "Of course, your brother-in-law and nephew are all here."
Shen Yan happily returned home, and as soon as he entered the house, a brat flew towards him and shouted sweetly: "Little uncle~~~"
Shen Yan hugged him and threw him up high. Mingming shouted excitedly, shaking and shaking, he couldn't move anymore, threw it to Xie Chuling, and sat on the sofa by himself.
"..." Xie Chuling held the child in her arms and put him down very speechlessly.
Mingming didn't mind the fact that he was thrown out by his uncle at all, he just thought it was a game and thought it was very fun, he clamored for his uncle to play again, Shen Yan gnawed on the lollipop that Mingming handed him, pointed at Ye Zi and said: "Mingming finds the big one to play with. Uncle has a rest."
Of course Ye Zite didn't dare to throw out the Shen family's beloved grandson, so he could only play Feifei with him in his arms.Children are like this, they miss it when they can’t see it, they think it’s cute for 10 minutes after seeing it, and they can’t bear it after 10 minutes.
Although Shen Yan thought his nephew was very cute, he would find it very annoying when the little nephew kept screaming and running around in the hall.
When Mrs. Shen heard that her youngest son was back, she hurried back from the mahjong table. When she saw Shen Yan, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, eating a lollipop, tears filled her eyes: "Baby baby, mother misses you so much, baby baby~~"
Mrs. Shen cried exaggeratedly. Shen Yan wiped away the tears and lipstick on her face, and pushed her away: "I'm not coming back now, why are you crying?"
Mrs. Shen said softly: "Whatever the baby wants to eat, mother asked Mrs. Wang to prepare something delicious."
Shen Yan said impatiently: "Whatever, I just came back to take a look at Mingming."
Mrs. Shen said sadly: "Aren't you going to come back to see your mother? Don't you have nothing to say to your mother after not seeing her for a month?" She looked aggrieved.
Shen Yan sternly said: "Yes, I wanted to save it to tell you after dinner, but now that you ask, I'll tell you that Jiang Liu is back."
Mrs. Shen hugged her beloved young son: "Let's not mention that vixen."
Shen Yan was dissatisfied: "Jiang Liu is not a vixen! Don't talk nonsense. I warn you, don't harass Jiang Liu!"
Mrs. Shen said: "Mom knows, you quarreled with your mother because of that vixen, and even entered the entertainment industry to anger your father. Mom knows you love him. Mom just wants to tell you that you can play while you are young, but you must quit at the age of 30." In the entertainment industry, get married and have children, and give birth to a big fat son for the mother."
Shen Yan rolled his eyes: "Mom, what age is this! Why are you still so stubborn in your thinking! I'm gay! I won't marry a woman!"
As soon as the five words "I'm gay" came out, Mrs. Shen burst into tears, crying non-stop: "Baby, why are you so angry with mom again! Why do you think you became gay? Did the boss always beat you up when you were young?" You left a childhood shadow on you? Did the second child always distort you by pretending to be a girl? Did the third child like to bring her boyfriend home to affect you? "
"..." Shen Yan put on a pretty face, "It's my mother's toughness that makes me have a shadow over women."
Mrs. Shen was startled suddenly, and forced back her tears: "Why is mother so tough? The baby said, how is mother so tough?"
Shen Yan said: "I kissed a girl in the kindergarten. You were afraid that I would grow into a playboy brother, so you scolded her mother in front of the girl for being unreasonable and not educating her daughter well. Are you okay? Obviously I kissed her, and you scolded her mother what?"
Mrs. Shen said: "If you don't scold her mother, do you scold her daughter? Mom is not an unreasonable woman."
"..." Shen Yan laughed, "Elementary school, I had a good time with the girl at the same table, so you rushed to the school and told her not to approach me in front of all the classmates, and then let her drop out of school. All the classmates would not play with me."
"Is mom wrong? During that time, your grades have been bad, not because she led you badly, but because of something? She taught you to read comics, which distracted you. Mom told her to stay away from you. Is there something wrong?"
Shen Yan sneered: "You're right, thanks to you, I had no friends in elementary school and had to focus on my studies. In middle school, I had a crush on the girl at the front desk, so I confessed to her, and then you? I rushed to school again Call her a vixen shameless seduce your son, the girl broke up with me so angry, this is not enough for you, you have to let her drop out of school, don't affect me, why do you have it? That girl could have been recommended to a key high school, but you made a fuss, and there is no place for her Yeah, life is ruined."
Mrs. Shen spoke righteously: "Middle school students are not allowed to fall in love early! If you fall in love early, you will be treated!"
Shen Yan said: "Yes, my fault. At that time, I understood that no matter which girl I approach, or which girl approaches me, you will use all means to separate us. You are afraid that I will become a playboy brother. I will change as you wish. Became gay and no longer interested in women."
Mrs. Shen was about to cry, and Shen Yan said: "After high school, I met Yan Jiangliu and became his brainless fan. At first you thought I just loved him, and I was just chasing stars. After you knew my feelings for him , You actually sent someone to destroy him! Mourn, heart, disease, madness!"
Mrs. Shen said: "Mom just asked him to withdraw from the entertainment industry and not appear in your field of vision. It's not as exaggerated as you said."
"Hehe." Shen Yan sneered, "Sending people to beat him up, even wanting to disfigure him so that he can't get along in the entertainment circle, it's not an exaggeration, I thank you eight generations of ancestors for not killing anyone and destroying the mouth and corpse! I warn you, if you dare to hurt Yan Jiangliu, I will never forgive you in this life!"
Mrs. Shen said: "Okay, I won't hurt him, baby, can you change back? Mom doesn't mind you playing with women now, you can play as much as you like, just don't play with men."
Shen Yan said: "It's late, I can't go back."
The author has something to say:
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