Grass head fairy's breaking evil
Chapter 45
Brother Wu said that this female ghost in white is not simple. She could completely suppress Feng Yukun but she didn't do it directly. Instead, she fought with him like a tug-of-war. Obviously she has her own purpose, which shows that she not only has thoughts, but also has a strong mind. clever.
People are old, ghosts are old.This female ghost in white is a ruthless old ghost.
Fortunately, Wu Ge made comprehensive preparations.He found an old mahogany bead bracelet, removed the mahogany beads on it, and gave it to me. He also asked for a slingshot from a neighbor's kid and handed it to me for self-defense.
He said, Hu Changhe might have a little difficulty protecting me this time, if he can't take care of me, I hope I can have some means of self-protection.
He picked out a few mahogany beads, soaked them in talisman water, and rubbed Danzhu into the holes of the mahogany beads with a thin cotton swab. In this way, the power of the mahogany beads was greatly enhanced.
When the female ghost hurt Hu Changhe and sneered at me while hanging upside down on the ceiling, I hit her with a slingshot and peach wood beads.
The specially made mahogany bead was like a bullet from a rifle, and it instantly punched a big hole in her shoulder socket, causing her to "hiss" and "hiss" in pain.
I clapped my hands secretly, and was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, when I saw her jumping to the ground and rushing towards me.
"Xiao Kai!" The fifth brother screamed, and jumped over the railing directly.
But he was too far away from me to save me in time.When I saw the female ghost's claws running towards my face, I felt a white shadow flash in front of my eyes, and a man with white hair and white clothes stood in front of me and blocked the blow for me.
Phew - I let out a sigh of relief, thank God, it was Hu Changhe who turned into a human and saved me!
Hu Changhe stood in front of me, and just like that, he started punching and punching with that female ghost.Fifth Brother also ran over, without any hesitation, he directly raised the Dragon Cone and slashed at the female ghost.The female ghost hid to the side, then jumped up, hung upside down on the roof again, "hissed" at us, and bared her fangs.
A white light flashed, and the figure in front of me disappeared, and the pompom-like little fox crouched on my shoulder again.
"Thank you, Fox Fairy!" I whispered to it.It has saved me so many times that I don't know how to thank it enough.This time it got hurt again, and I feel even more sorry.
When you go back, you must buy a lot of fresh meat for it!
Brother Wu and I stood side by side, looking up at the female ghost who hung upside down.Although there was no conversation between the two of us, I believe that both of us are thinking about how to deal with that female ghost.
"Dang—dang—" the grandfather clock began to strike the time again, and the pointer pointed to eleven o'clock, and it was midnight.
Don't care about so much, just go directly.I pulled the slingshot and pointed it at her, which was a special mahogany bead, and at the same time, Brother Wu's copper coins were also thrown at her.
The female ghost couldn't dodge in time and was hit by two things, and two holes appeared on her abdomen, causing her to scream in pain: "Ah—"
She stopped screaming "hiss" and "hiss", and her voice instantly became extremely sharp and long.
"what--"
I just felt a "buzz" in my head, and suddenly became dizzy, as if something was churning in my mind, the pain made me feel nauseous.Subconsciously, I covered my ears with my hands, trying to isolate the sound, but the sound was not made by hitting the ear drums, but directly rang in my mind.
I hugged my head, the pain was so painful that I couldn't hold on any longer, I squatted directly on the ground, the remaining bit of consciousness prevented me from kneeling down to that ghost, and I didn't roll all over the floor.
"Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, the root of all qi. Extensive cultivation for thousands of kalpas, to prove my supernatural powers. Inside and outside the three realms, only the Tao is the only one. The talisman has a golden light, covering my body. Seeing it is invisible, hearing it is not heard. It encompasses the world and nurtures all beings. Hold it once, and there will be light in your body... once the golden light appears, it will protect the real person. If the golden light appears twice, it will cover the real person. If the golden light appears three times, it will cover the real person.
Fifth Brother's mantra sounded in my ears, and he recited it over and over again. Gradually, I felt that the screeching sound in my head became smaller and smaller.Looking up at Fifth Brother, he saw that he was pinching the golden light magic spell with his hands, looking at the female ghost with half-closed eyes, reciting the golden light magic spell in a low voice with all his concentration.
Finally, Fifth Brother's incantation overwhelmed the female ghost's shrieking sound, and the female ghost let out a short "ah" before turning her head and running away.Brother Wu had sharp eyes and quick hands, and chased her to hit another copper coin. After she let out a scream, she ran directly to the crystal chandelier. In the next second, there was a soft "pop", and the room fell into an instant. dark.
"Xiao Kai!" Brother Wu immediately called out to me.
"I'm here!" I stretched out my hand to touch aside, and then I met a big warm hand, which grabbed my hand and pulled me to his side.
"I have a flashlight!" As I said, I put my other hand into the crossbody bag, found the flashlight and turned it on immediately. Finally, a beam of light broke the endless darkness, allowing people to relax their tense heartstrings.
"Give me the flashlight."
I handed the flashlight to him as I said, and he took the flashlight in one hand to shine in the direction of the female ghost, and held my hand tightly with the other hand, lest I have an accident in the dark.
The female ghost didn't stay where she was, Fifth Brother used a flashlight to scan the ceiling all over, but couldn't find the female ghost.
"Let's go." Fifth Brother said softly, then pulled me to the door of the living room.After arriving there, Fifth Brother pressed the switch on the wall, but the chandelier did not light up, but the other small decorative lights finally turned on.
The hall was lit up again. Although it was not as bright as before when there was a chandelier, it was finally possible to see things without restriction.
I put away the flashlight and asked Fifth Brother what to do next.
He glanced in the direction of the bathroom and said, "I probably went there!"
When we put affixes on the doors and windows, only the bathroom door on the first floor was left unattached.Brother Wu said that the hall was too big to catch her, but if she could be forced into a small space, it would be much easier to catch her.So, we set aside this bathroom.
When I came to the door of the bathroom, Fifth Brother stretched out his hand to stop me, "I can go in by myself, you stick this talisman on the door panel outside!" As he said, he handed over a talisman.
I didn't pick up the Taoist talisman, "I'll go in with you!"
"No, it's too dangerous! Dogs will jump over walls when they are in a hurry, let alone..."
"I'm worried about you alone!" I interrupted him and looked into his eyes and said sincerely.
He stared at me with tongue-tied eyes for a while, finally, he sighed and nodded, "Then you stay behind me, be careful!"
I nodded, but I was thinking in my heart, even if I can't help him, don't hold him back, or I will become a teammate like a pig.
Fifth Brother gently opened the door, reached out and touched the switch on the wall, and the light in the bathroom suddenly brightened.The two of us walked in one after the other, looked around, but didn't find the female ghost.
I looked up subconsciously, only to see a white shadow flashing, and an invisible pressure hit me!
This time, Fifth Brother's movements were extremely fast, he turned around suddenly, and the dragon cone in his hand slid across the top of my head following his movements.Hearing a scream of "ah", the female ghost disappeared in an instant, and reappeared on the toilet tank opposite us the next second.
The part above her eyebrows was shaved off by the fifth brother. Unlike the bald Mediterranean hairstyle, there is no part of the top of the head, and the inside is dark and sticky, which looks disgusting and creepy.Because of the serious injury, her face was distorted in pain, and her body trembled slightly.
Fifth Brother has encountered many dangers in this line of work, so he understands the principle of "taking his life while he is sick" the most. He carried the Shenlong Cone and went there, intending to take this opportunity to kill her with a knife.
Seeing that there was no way to hide, the female ghost took a step forward and suddenly disappeared.
Fifth Brother was taken aback, then kicked the toilet, and cursed bitterly: "I'm so stupid! How could I forget this!"
It turned out that the female ghost hid in the toilet.
Brother Wu said that ghosts are the most taboo of filth, but rich families have servants to clean, and the water in the toilet is probably clean enough to drink, so this female ghost dared to get into the toilet.However, it is impossible to clean the sewer pipes. After the water flows in, it will disperse, and the flushing force has also been weakened a lot. It is impossible to completely wash away the filth hanging on it.Therefore, the female ghost did not stay in the retained water, nor would she enter the sewer pipe. The only place she could stay was the return water bend, where the part above the water surface was empty, and the dirt was most likely to be washed away. The place.
I don't have much research on toilets, so I just asked him what to do. I can't dismantle other people's toilets, right?
He thought about it, and then asked me a strange question - "Xiao Kai, have you ever talked about a girlfriend?"
My face burned, although I didn't know why he suddenly asked such a question, but I answered honestly, "No..."
"Oh, that's great!"
I:"……"
Is he gloating?
Seeing that my expression was wrong, he quickly apologized and said, "I didn't mean that, I mean, since you are a virgin, there is a way to deal with female ghosts!"
Even if this is the case, you shouldn't be too happy, you have to worry about my feelings!
He pulled me to the toilet and said, "Quick, pee in it!"
I:"……"
Although he understood his intention at this time, when he thought of a female ghost suddenly appearing in the toilet while he was urinating, he felt so scary and awkward!
Besides, that female ghost won't take the opportunity to get revenge and arrest me... Even if I don't have the chance to marry a wife, I don't want to be a eunuch...
The fifth brother saw that I was lingering and refused to give in, so he patted my shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, after peeing, it will only work when you flush it!"
"Oh." I just started to untie my belt.
However, when someone is watching, I always feel awkward, how can I pee. "Fifth brother, can you turn around?"
He froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled, "I don't want to look at you, can I just look at the toilet? I'm afraid that female ghost will come out suddenly and hurt you. Besides, they're all men, are you still shy?"
"Who is shy? It's just a little awkward..." As he spoke, his face became hotter for some reason.
I tried my best to brew the urge to urinate, but when I was surrounded by people and had to prevent the ghosts from attacking me, I was so nervous, how could it be so easy to urinate?
"Shh-"
Brother Wu, can you stop whistling?If I want to blow it, I should do it myself...
After being made such a fuss by him, although I peed out, I was also so embarrassed that my skin burned.
People are old, ghosts are old.This female ghost in white is a ruthless old ghost.
Fortunately, Wu Ge made comprehensive preparations.He found an old mahogany bead bracelet, removed the mahogany beads on it, and gave it to me. He also asked for a slingshot from a neighbor's kid and handed it to me for self-defense.
He said, Hu Changhe might have a little difficulty protecting me this time, if he can't take care of me, I hope I can have some means of self-protection.
He picked out a few mahogany beads, soaked them in talisman water, and rubbed Danzhu into the holes of the mahogany beads with a thin cotton swab. In this way, the power of the mahogany beads was greatly enhanced.
When the female ghost hurt Hu Changhe and sneered at me while hanging upside down on the ceiling, I hit her with a slingshot and peach wood beads.
The specially made mahogany bead was like a bullet from a rifle, and it instantly punched a big hole in her shoulder socket, causing her to "hiss" and "hiss" in pain.
I clapped my hands secretly, and was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, when I saw her jumping to the ground and rushing towards me.
"Xiao Kai!" The fifth brother screamed, and jumped over the railing directly.
But he was too far away from me to save me in time.When I saw the female ghost's claws running towards my face, I felt a white shadow flash in front of my eyes, and a man with white hair and white clothes stood in front of me and blocked the blow for me.
Phew - I let out a sigh of relief, thank God, it was Hu Changhe who turned into a human and saved me!
Hu Changhe stood in front of me, and just like that, he started punching and punching with that female ghost.Fifth Brother also ran over, without any hesitation, he directly raised the Dragon Cone and slashed at the female ghost.The female ghost hid to the side, then jumped up, hung upside down on the roof again, "hissed" at us, and bared her fangs.
A white light flashed, and the figure in front of me disappeared, and the pompom-like little fox crouched on my shoulder again.
"Thank you, Fox Fairy!" I whispered to it.It has saved me so many times that I don't know how to thank it enough.This time it got hurt again, and I feel even more sorry.
When you go back, you must buy a lot of fresh meat for it!
Brother Wu and I stood side by side, looking up at the female ghost who hung upside down.Although there was no conversation between the two of us, I believe that both of us are thinking about how to deal with that female ghost.
"Dang—dang—" the grandfather clock began to strike the time again, and the pointer pointed to eleven o'clock, and it was midnight.
Don't care about so much, just go directly.I pulled the slingshot and pointed it at her, which was a special mahogany bead, and at the same time, Brother Wu's copper coins were also thrown at her.
The female ghost couldn't dodge in time and was hit by two things, and two holes appeared on her abdomen, causing her to scream in pain: "Ah—"
She stopped screaming "hiss" and "hiss", and her voice instantly became extremely sharp and long.
"what--"
I just felt a "buzz" in my head, and suddenly became dizzy, as if something was churning in my mind, the pain made me feel nauseous.Subconsciously, I covered my ears with my hands, trying to isolate the sound, but the sound was not made by hitting the ear drums, but directly rang in my mind.
I hugged my head, the pain was so painful that I couldn't hold on any longer, I squatted directly on the ground, the remaining bit of consciousness prevented me from kneeling down to that ghost, and I didn't roll all over the floor.
"Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, the root of all qi. Extensive cultivation for thousands of kalpas, to prove my supernatural powers. Inside and outside the three realms, only the Tao is the only one. The talisman has a golden light, covering my body. Seeing it is invisible, hearing it is not heard. It encompasses the world and nurtures all beings. Hold it once, and there will be light in your body... once the golden light appears, it will protect the real person. If the golden light appears twice, it will cover the real person. If the golden light appears three times, it will cover the real person.
Fifth Brother's mantra sounded in my ears, and he recited it over and over again. Gradually, I felt that the screeching sound in my head became smaller and smaller.Looking up at Fifth Brother, he saw that he was pinching the golden light magic spell with his hands, looking at the female ghost with half-closed eyes, reciting the golden light magic spell in a low voice with all his concentration.
Finally, Fifth Brother's incantation overwhelmed the female ghost's shrieking sound, and the female ghost let out a short "ah" before turning her head and running away.Brother Wu had sharp eyes and quick hands, and chased her to hit another copper coin. After she let out a scream, she ran directly to the crystal chandelier. In the next second, there was a soft "pop", and the room fell into an instant. dark.
"Xiao Kai!" Brother Wu immediately called out to me.
"I'm here!" I stretched out my hand to touch aside, and then I met a big warm hand, which grabbed my hand and pulled me to his side.
"I have a flashlight!" As I said, I put my other hand into the crossbody bag, found the flashlight and turned it on immediately. Finally, a beam of light broke the endless darkness, allowing people to relax their tense heartstrings.
"Give me the flashlight."
I handed the flashlight to him as I said, and he took the flashlight in one hand to shine in the direction of the female ghost, and held my hand tightly with the other hand, lest I have an accident in the dark.
The female ghost didn't stay where she was, Fifth Brother used a flashlight to scan the ceiling all over, but couldn't find the female ghost.
"Let's go." Fifth Brother said softly, then pulled me to the door of the living room.After arriving there, Fifth Brother pressed the switch on the wall, but the chandelier did not light up, but the other small decorative lights finally turned on.
The hall was lit up again. Although it was not as bright as before when there was a chandelier, it was finally possible to see things without restriction.
I put away the flashlight and asked Fifth Brother what to do next.
He glanced in the direction of the bathroom and said, "I probably went there!"
When we put affixes on the doors and windows, only the bathroom door on the first floor was left unattached.Brother Wu said that the hall was too big to catch her, but if she could be forced into a small space, it would be much easier to catch her.So, we set aside this bathroom.
When I came to the door of the bathroom, Fifth Brother stretched out his hand to stop me, "I can go in by myself, you stick this talisman on the door panel outside!" As he said, he handed over a talisman.
I didn't pick up the Taoist talisman, "I'll go in with you!"
"No, it's too dangerous! Dogs will jump over walls when they are in a hurry, let alone..."
"I'm worried about you alone!" I interrupted him and looked into his eyes and said sincerely.
He stared at me with tongue-tied eyes for a while, finally, he sighed and nodded, "Then you stay behind me, be careful!"
I nodded, but I was thinking in my heart, even if I can't help him, don't hold him back, or I will become a teammate like a pig.
Fifth Brother gently opened the door, reached out and touched the switch on the wall, and the light in the bathroom suddenly brightened.The two of us walked in one after the other, looked around, but didn't find the female ghost.
I looked up subconsciously, only to see a white shadow flashing, and an invisible pressure hit me!
This time, Fifth Brother's movements were extremely fast, he turned around suddenly, and the dragon cone in his hand slid across the top of my head following his movements.Hearing a scream of "ah", the female ghost disappeared in an instant, and reappeared on the toilet tank opposite us the next second.
The part above her eyebrows was shaved off by the fifth brother. Unlike the bald Mediterranean hairstyle, there is no part of the top of the head, and the inside is dark and sticky, which looks disgusting and creepy.Because of the serious injury, her face was distorted in pain, and her body trembled slightly.
Fifth Brother has encountered many dangers in this line of work, so he understands the principle of "taking his life while he is sick" the most. He carried the Shenlong Cone and went there, intending to take this opportunity to kill her with a knife.
Seeing that there was no way to hide, the female ghost took a step forward and suddenly disappeared.
Fifth Brother was taken aback, then kicked the toilet, and cursed bitterly: "I'm so stupid! How could I forget this!"
It turned out that the female ghost hid in the toilet.
Brother Wu said that ghosts are the most taboo of filth, but rich families have servants to clean, and the water in the toilet is probably clean enough to drink, so this female ghost dared to get into the toilet.However, it is impossible to clean the sewer pipes. After the water flows in, it will disperse, and the flushing force has also been weakened a lot. It is impossible to completely wash away the filth hanging on it.Therefore, the female ghost did not stay in the retained water, nor would she enter the sewer pipe. The only place she could stay was the return water bend, where the part above the water surface was empty, and the dirt was most likely to be washed away. The place.
I don't have much research on toilets, so I just asked him what to do. I can't dismantle other people's toilets, right?
He thought about it, and then asked me a strange question - "Xiao Kai, have you ever talked about a girlfriend?"
My face burned, although I didn't know why he suddenly asked such a question, but I answered honestly, "No..."
"Oh, that's great!"
I:"……"
Is he gloating?
Seeing that my expression was wrong, he quickly apologized and said, "I didn't mean that, I mean, since you are a virgin, there is a way to deal with female ghosts!"
Even if this is the case, you shouldn't be too happy, you have to worry about my feelings!
He pulled me to the toilet and said, "Quick, pee in it!"
I:"……"
Although he understood his intention at this time, when he thought of a female ghost suddenly appearing in the toilet while he was urinating, he felt so scary and awkward!
Besides, that female ghost won't take the opportunity to get revenge and arrest me... Even if I don't have the chance to marry a wife, I don't want to be a eunuch...
The fifth brother saw that I was lingering and refused to give in, so he patted my shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, after peeing, it will only work when you flush it!"
"Oh." I just started to untie my belt.
However, when someone is watching, I always feel awkward, how can I pee. "Fifth brother, can you turn around?"
He froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled, "I don't want to look at you, can I just look at the toilet? I'm afraid that female ghost will come out suddenly and hurt you. Besides, they're all men, are you still shy?"
"Who is shy? It's just a little awkward..." As he spoke, his face became hotter for some reason.
I tried my best to brew the urge to urinate, but when I was surrounded by people and had to prevent the ghosts from attacking me, I was so nervous, how could it be so easy to urinate?
"Shh-"
Brother Wu, can you stop whistling?If I want to blow it, I should do it myself...
After being made such a fuss by him, although I peed out, I was also so embarrassed that my skin burned.
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