After breakfast, we went to the couple's home according to the address provided by Hao Zhiqiang.

The couple were both in their early forties, and their faces were no different from ordinary villagers, but their eyes were shining brightly.When we went, the man came out and opened the door for us. When we entered the room, the woman was sitting on the kang smoking a cigarette.

I looked around secretly, and there was not a fairy family in their room!It stands to reason that unless it is a special situation like Brother Wu, it is impossible to not even report to the horse.

According to what the fifth brother taught me, I told the couple that I have not been in good health recently, and I always have strange dreams.

The woman looked at me carefully, then took a puff of the pipe, and said while puffing out the cigarette: "You have a fairy on your body, that's why you have this kind of situation."

I pretended to be terrified, and hurriedly asked: "Then what should I do? How can I drive it away?"

The woman said: "Young man, it is a blessing to be regarded by the immortal family. Why do you want to drive it away? It wants you to be a younger brother. When you become a younger brother, it won't be so uncomfortable!"

I shook my head, "I don't want to be a younger brother. I'm still in school, and my family won't allow me to do this job. Auntie, help me drive him away!"

She sighed, and knocked the cigarette pouch in her hand to the edge of the kang, "If you lead the horse, it's easy to do, but if you drive the fairy family away, it will be troublesome..."

"You guys think of a way, my younger brother can't sleep well all day now!" Fifth Brother interjected, "We will accept it for some money, as long as we don't let that thing come to him again!"

The woman looked at us again, a smile flashed in her eyes, but she pretended to be serious and said: "Then I will try my best! The way of following you is not shallow, and it may take some effort for my leader to drive it away. When the time comes, please don’t be ambiguous about incense or something!”

My fifth brother and I looked like we were from the city with our attire, so they probably looked like two big fat fish waiting to be slaughtered.

Hearing what the woman said, I knew she was hooked. Brother Wu hurriedly said, "Don't worry, you won't be short of a penny!"

The woman turned her head and asked her wife: "The last time we set up a hall for someone, how much incense did the Xian family ask for?"

The man immediately replied, "Two thousand."

After hearing this, the woman said to us: "There are two thousand at the entrance of the hall. If you help drive away the immortals who have taken a fancy to you, it will be at least half of that."

Three thousand?Nima, steal money!

Brother Wu nodded and said, "Success! As long as you give my brother a good look, I don't care about the money!"

In fact, Fifth Brother really doesn't care. Of course, not caring doesn't mean that he will give them the money for no reason.

The woman didn't even hesitate when she saw us mentioning the money, she smiled happily, and the creases at the corners of her eyes gathered together like a meeting.She pointed to my right shoulder with her hand and said: "The fairy family is lying on your shoulder! It seems that he really likes you! I will ask my fairy family to drive him away in a while!" She Then he put on his shoes and got off the ground.

Fifth Brother and I looked at each other, it seems that Fifth Brother guessed right, this great god is really a bit of a Taoist, at least he has an eye for yin and yang.

We followed the couple to another room with a single door. There was no kang in this room, and there was no window on the north wall. A fairy.

There is an offering table under the hall list, and there is no shortage of incense and candle offerings on it, and there is something squatting on the table.

That thing is not a fairy, but a green-faced and fangsed evil spirit.

Although it is said that ghosts can also cultivate into ghost immortals, and many fairy halls will enshrine Qingfengyanhun in order to send them to do some things below, but this kind of blue-faced fangs and white eyes are not ghosts and immortals, but ghosts!

When I saw the ghost, I stopped in fright, and Hu Changhe also squatted up and looked over cautiously.

At this time, Fifth Brother patted my back lightly, and when I turned to look at him, he comforted me with his eyes.As soon as I met his eyes, my heart calmed down instantly, and then I stood aside as if nothing had happened, watching what the couple would do next.

After the woman respectfully burnt the stick of incense, she turned around and sat on the stool in front of the altar.Ershen, that is, her man, took out a donkey skin drum from the cabinet under the altar, sat down on the right hand of the great god, held the drum in his left hand, and the drumstick in his right hand, and began to sing while beating the drum—— "When the sun sets and the west mountain becomes dark, every household bolts the door. The gentleman on the road goes to the inn, the bird runs to the mountain forest and the tiger returns to the mountain. The bird runs to the mountain forest and has a shelter, and the tiger will return to the mountain safely. Seven-star glazed tiles on the head, octagonal purple gold bricks on the feet. Feet Step on the ground with your head against the sky, take big strides and walk in circles. Stand firmly on the camp with your feet, set up an incense table to invite the gods..."

The tunes in Errenzhuan are adapted from the folk folk dancing gods, and the lyrics at the beginning are similar.I have seen the performance of singing Shentune, so even though the two gods sang hummingly, and the words were not very clear, I could still tell what he was singing.

The two gods beat the drums and made the sounds of "bang bang bang", "crack" and "crack", combined with his melodious singing, it really seemed like that.At this time, the Great God sat there with his eyes closed, his legs shaking slightly, and his head began to shake from side to side.

"Please invite the fox to come first, then invite Huang, and please invite the long python spirit mink to lead the stele king. The fox family is the leader, the Huang family is the vanguard, the long python is the stand, and the stele king is the entrance.

He holds Wenwang Drum in his left hand and the General Whip in his right hand.King Wen's drum, willow wood cork, and Qianlong on the cork to match Kaiyuan.Inside the drum, there are four or eight strings horizontally and vertically.Four facing north and four facing south.The four roots face north to secure the world, and the four roots face south to protect the country.King Wen once visited the sages, and Jiang Taigong protected the Zhou Dynasty for 800 years, driving mountains to move, rivers to dry, driving old immortals to keep them safe..."

I could barely hold back the laughter.I said to myself, you don't have a fairy family in your family, and you dare to open your mouth to invite this fairy or that fairy, and you are not afraid that someone will really come and treat you!

As the two gods sang, the head of the great god shook faster and faster, and the drums of the two gods became more and more intensive, and it was unknown who matched whose rhythm.If ordinary people read it, they would definitely feel that the atmosphere in the room at this moment is strange and frightening.

The two gods were singing, when the big god suddenly said "ah", shivered all over, and sat up straight.Ershen looked at her and said cautiously: "Old Immortal, are you here?"

The Great God raised his head slowly, with a dull expression, straight eyes, and a slightly hoarse voice when he spoke, "I heard you moving the pole, and I rushed over here. Tell me, why are you looking for me?"

Ershen pointed at me and said, "Old Immortal, this little brother is suffering, I hope you can save him!" After he finished speaking, he waved to me and said, "Quick, kneel down and show the Immortal!"

I said in my heart, I will kneel down to your grandma!Aren't you obviously deceiving?My yin and yang eyes can see clearly that this great god has no upper body from a fairy family at all. I thought they would invite the ghost to get upper body, but the ghost is squatting on the altar and sneering at us, and the great god is pretending here purely by acting !

I glanced at Fifth Brother to see what he meant.

Fifth Brother smiled, and said to them, "You did a good job! If you're an amateur, you'll really be intimidated by you!"

The couple's expression changed upon hearing this.But in the end, they have been cheating for many years and have rich experience, so they calmed down soon.

The man said: "Don't be rude in front of the immortal family!"

The woman also snorted and said, "If you don't believe me, why are you still begging me?"

I didn't expect these two people to talk with an ancient flavor, okay, a little bit of culture.

Because there was no need to continue acting, I just said, "Okay, stop pretending! Your house has nothing but that ghost on the altar!"

As soon as I said this, the two of them finally couldn't continue acting, and the woman asked directly: "Do you have yin and yang eyes?"

"Not only that, I also have a powerful immortal family!" I said this deliberately, although Hu Changhe is only my guardian immortal.

"It turns out that you are here to break the door!" The woman said angrily.

"You're also called Tangkou? Don't be ridiculous!" Fifth Brother sneered, "Then Hao Zhiqiang was deceived by you and almost killed by a ghost, and you dare to call yourself a disciple of Xiantang!"

After Fifth Brother finished speaking, he took out two talismans and threw them on their faces. As he chanted the spell, the paper talismans burned up instantly. "Open your eyes and take a good look!"

Since I had already discussed with Hu Changhe with Fifth Brother in advance, it will help me this time, so as soon as Fifth Brother finished speaking, it jumped off my shoulders, and when it landed, it became as big as a calf, heading towards the two of them. Probe forward, showing Senbai's fangs at the same time.

"Ah—" the two of them exclaimed in surprise, leaning back in fright, and fell to the ground together.

"Fox, Fox Immortal, spare your life! Fox Immortal, spare your life!" After the two reacted, they knelt on the ground and began to kowtow to Hu Changhe.

At this time, a black shadow flashed and rushed towards my door.I groaned inwardly, the face with green face and fangs was already close in front of my eyes.When Hu Changhe saw the opportunity, he turned around and slapped the ghost, but he missed the ghost.

That ghost was determined to take advantage of this opportunity to get on me, fortunately Fifth Brother was prepared before coming.He was afraid that after Hu Changhe left me, some evil spirits would try to attach to my body, so he wrote a Dao talisman on the back of my heart with the blood of his middle finger.His essence and blood already contained his pure yang energy, and the painting was an exorcism talisman, so the effect was remarkable.

I just felt dizzy for a while, and then regained my clarity in an instant. It should be that the ghost got up behind me and was beaten out by the spell again.

It was just a split second, when the ghost left my body and jumped far away, Hu Changhe immediately became smaller and jumped back to my shoulder.Because the fifth brother opened the ghost eyes of the couple, they not only saw Hu Changhe clearly, but also the ghost they enshrined.

"Oh my god—" After seeing what the ghost looked like, the two of them were so frightened that they crawled into the gap between the altar table and the corner of the wall.

Fifth Brother looked at the ghost, and slowly pulled out the Dragon Cone, "This ghost can't stay, Xiao Kai, you and the fox fairy guard the door!"

I hurried to the door and guarded it. With Hu Changhe and the talisman that Fifth Brother drew for me, I thought I should be able to guard it.

The ghost was very shrewd. He glanced at the Shenlong Cone in Fifth Brother's hand, turned around and tried to escape through the wall with a movement.

It's a pity that when he was about to get on me, Brother Wu had already punched the copper coins into the four corners, forming an evil formation, even if he tried his best, he wouldn't even try to pass through the wall.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, the ghost turned around and gave Fifth Brother a gloomy look, and with a whistling sound, he rushed forward.

The author has something to say: [Note] The King of Monuments is also known as the King of Sadness, the leader of Qingfengyanhun in the Immortal Hall.Most of the stele kings in the fairy halls are relatives of the deceased brother Ma who once held incense.

PS: Shendiao is also called Dashendiao, a kind of Errenzhuan. If you are interested, you can watch the video, but the libretto in it has been changed except for the opening part, and some things such as reporting the name of the place and the name of the mountain have been added. Tongkou-like things.

Recommend a video, because you can't add external links, you can only provide a name - [Shaman Dance Great God Huibao].The drums and whips inside are very good, besides, Ershen is very young and handsome~

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