[Comprehensive] revenge

"Nee, do you think it looks like you're nervous, or does it look like you know it?"

Ruhua never imagined that one day she would be hunted down by weasels on the soil of South Korea.

She has seen an example of this on the Lingguan APP, that is, when a weasel is about to become a fairy, it needs the recognition of humans, otherwise it cannot become a fairy, but can only be a beast.

But isn't this a specialty of the country that grows flowers?How did you get to South Korea?

"Nee, do you think it looks like the first one or does it look like recognition?" The weasel wondered if he didn't understand clearly, and repeated it again. This is the most standard Korean it can speak so far.

This Korean language mixed with the smell of porridge, Ruhua even guessed.

Admit it, I don't know the wolf character of this weasel; deny it, weasel is a small thing that holds a grudge.

Don't dare to take revenge blatantly, just fart quietly in your house, the weasel's fart is unbearable, and the smell is extremely overbearing, neither ventilation nor air purifier will work.

On the Lingguan APP, there is a bitter master complaining. Since he rejected the weasel's offer, this narrow-minded weasel sneaked into the bitter master's house to fart while he was out.

God knows how a weasel managed to get to the fifth floor.

When the neighbor smelled it, he thought someone was dead at home, so he called the police.

At that time, the sufferer was on a business trip, and finally the call was transferred to the Spiritual Management Bureau. The colleagues of the Spiritual Management Bureau helped to open the door. Once the door was opened, everyone was stunned by the stench and took three steps back.

Now even the police at the police station were a little suspicious, and finally searched inside and out before dispelling their suspicions.

Everyone agreed that it might be because the owner's gastrointestinal function is very bad, which makes the taste extremely overbearing and lingering for a long time.

The stingy weasel didn't stop there, and gave him another "surprise" on the day the sufferer came back.

And when the weasel was farting, the sufferer happened to enter the house, and the neighbor had just walked out of the house.

A crackling sound startled the neighbors, and those who didn't know thought it was setting off firecrackers.

Then a familiar smell came, and the neighbor knocked on the door.

It is not true that the bitter master is open, and it is not true if it is not open.

"That little Fang... It's not a big problem to fart badly. I have a Chinese medicine doctor I know. It's good to see a doctor. I'll send you the phone number later." The neighbor's aunt finished speaking in one breath, and went downstairs quickly, Otherwise, she would suffocate to death.

The weasel had already run far away, and hid downstairs. Seeing the suffering master stretching his head to find its trace, he rushed towards the suffering master in a mean way.

The sufferer took a deep breath and told himself not to care about a beast.

But the reputation of the suffering master fart king resounds throughout the community. Even the children know that there is an elder brother who farts stinky and stinky.

Moreover, the furniture that had been stained with weasel farts still exuded a faint fragrance after being ventilated. In the end, the bitter master replaced all the furniture in the house before it was finished.

The money earned from the business trip was thrown out before it was even warm, and a lot of it was posted.

Later, the weasel ran to the sufferer to fart while the sufferer was taking a walk, which further confirmed his reputation as the king of farts.

At that time, the sufferer was blinded by the stinky fart, and he had no time to catch the real murderer.

This topic also rushed to the hot spot at that time, and many people downstairs responded to their experiences of begging for seals.

Among them, the one with the most likes was a reply from a Northeast person.

There are especially many weasels in the Northeast. Once she also met a weasel who was defrauded, and this weasel was persistent. In the end, she could only pretend that she could not understand Chinese, and broke up with the weasel in English.

"I'm sorry, Ididn't understand what you are saying"

The weasel was stunned on the spot. You, a man in a cotton-padded jacket, said that you can't understand Chinese. Are you still human?

Everyone in the post also praised the cotton-padded jacket one after another, and said that they would do the same if they met someone who asked for a seal in the future.

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Back to Ruhua, the weasel chased after Ruhua, muttering: "Do you think you look like you, or do you recognize it?"

Ruhua had no choice but to learn the cotton padded jacket, and spoke English to the weasel.

When the weasel heard it, the English he had practiced for many years finally came in handy, "youseeme, likenolikehuman?"

Don't try to fool the past!

Ruhua miraculously understands Weasel's bulk English, obviously none of the grammar is correct.

Ruhua's surprised expression was clearly seen by the weasel, and it puffed up its chest proudly. From now on, it will be a weasel proficient in three languages!

Weasel waited eagerly for Ruhua to say yes, but Ruhua's mouth opened and closed, making Weasel nervous.

"Yes!" Weasel whispered.

"yes!"

"yes!"

She felt the urgent heart of the weasel, but Ruhua just couldn't say it.

Seeing that Ruhua couldn't speak, the weasel suddenly collapsed and began to cry loudly.

"Why do I have such a miserable life! If I can't get a seal, I'm just living in a foreign land, why am I so miserable!" [Speaking here is in Chinese]

Dou Da's tears wet the weasel's fur, making it look like a flower and a little guilty.

"Yeah, how did you end up living in South Korea?"

The weasel heard Ruhua's confrontation, but didn't realize that Ruhua was speaking Chinese.

"At the beginning, I practiced well in Daxing'an Mountains. I don't know where a group of tomb robbers came from Gada, and they insisted on stealing the murals on my house." Weasel sniffed and continued.

"But I couldn't beat them, so I had to hide in a wooden box and followed them secretly. I just traveled across the ocean to South Korea. I didn't know the place well. I managed to learn the Korean dialect. I didn't expect to meet a foreign country again." Man, why am I so miserable!"

"Oh, it's life, isn't it, it's a wolf..." Ruhua uttered the universal golden sentence.

"Thank you, I'm not that kind of stingy weasel, I'm a good weasel, but I'm motivated to be Huang Daxian! Don't do bad things, it's bad practice."

After the weasel calmed down, it realized that it was speaking Chinese with the human in front of it.

"You! You are a flower-growing country!" The weasel was very excited to see the flower-growing country in a foreign country.

"Emma! I finally met a flower-growing countryman!" Weasel clasped his hands together and resumed his old business.

"Do you think I look like a human?"

Ru Hua abruptly changed the subject, "Do you know where the gang who stole your house are?"

Speaking of this weasel, he always got angry, "That tomb robber is going to sell the mural to someone."

Ruhua thought for a while, "Do you want to go home? There are rewards for reporting the sale of cultural relics, and you should be able to buy yourself a plane ticket."

The weasel was overjoyed and forgot to ask for a seal, "Okay, okay, except for asking for a seal, I have been following them all the time, and I know it all too well."

In fact, Ruhua didn't know who was in charge of this kind of matter, so she simply called Zhou Weiguo.

Zhou Weiguo was stunned after receiving the call. The weasel reported the tomb robber?And tell him not to forget to pay the bonus, and just point to the bonus and return home?

But Zhou Weiguo also knew that Ruhua was not a person who talked nonsense, and the time and place were clear, so after hanging up the phone, he contacted the people from the Bureau of Cultural Relics.

The reward for reporting will not come down for a while, and it is still rewarded to a weasel.

Weasel looked at Ru Hua pitifully, what else could Ru Hua do, "Okay, I'll take you home first, but you are not allowed to speak at home, not even any language."

Weasel nodded hastily, "Don't worry, I'm clean, and I don't have fleas or anything."

But the clean weasel still did not escape the sanction of the doctor's mother. She said to Ruhua, "If you want to raise it, you can get it vaccinated first, and then take it home after taking a bath."

After speaking, he slammed the door.

"Anyway, if you want to go through customs, you must be vaccinated, so just bear with it."

The weasel endured the humiliation and finally waited until the day to go home.

Ruhua's report call was confirmed to be true. The Bureau of Cultural Relics and the South Korean police station cooperated to capture a group of tomb robbers and found many illegal cultural relics in the black boss's secret room.

Therefore, the rewards for whistleblowers are much richer than usual.

Relying on the reward, Weasel not only bought the air ticket, but also took Ruhua to the first-class cabin. This was the first time that Ruhua was in the first-class cabin, and she usually bought special air tickets.

"Is there anyone you know in the Northeast to sign for?" Ruhua specifically asked Weasel before buying the ticket.

"No, everyone I know is from the same family, or even big black bears and big tigers. They can't pick them up at the airport." Weasel sighed, the way home was really difficult.

"Then we can only go to Kyoto first, and then think of a way."

"Well, at least I'm back in China, and I don't have to listen to the loose English of South Koreans anymore. Really, their English... Zizi..."

Ruhua squints, at your level, you have the guts to talk about others.

"However, you, a weasel in the Northeast, would think of learning English? You should learn Mongolian or Russian, which is close to Daxing'an Mountains?"

"Alas... it's all a sad past." The weasel slowly talked about the fact that he was being fooled in English when he asked for a seal.

"That damn girl is clearly wearing a cotton-padded jacket and pretending to be a foreigner, it pissed me off!"

"After being rejected, I went to her house to steal an English book and a tape, and went home to study hard. The emperor paid off, and now I have finally learned something!"

The author has something to say:

The one about stealing the mural is the plot in [Tomb Raiders Alliance], the location has been changed.

English is my translator for word by word hehe~~

明天见。感谢在2022-01-1722:22:40~2022-01-1822:55:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Xia Xia 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!