After the live broadcast cooking, I became the most rude cub

Before leaving, Ai Chi held the last press conference.

The dress of this press conference is also different from the past. When the group of old customers walked to Aichi Xiaopu in groups, they were all deeply shocked by the scene in front of them.

——The originally clean and elegant bamboo house has become a jet-black hemisphere, covered with special paint.

Under the sunlight, streaks of starlight appeared on the surface of the sphere, as if the stars in the sky flashed by.

After taking a closer look, I realized that the surface is not simply black, but navy blue with a hint of purple, and the shades of each place are different. There are dots of fluorescent powder sprinkled on it, painting a deep and distant picture. sky map.

The little monsters who came to the press conference opened their mouths wide open, staring dumbfounded at the room and not daring to go in.

"The press conference of our store is inside, everyone, please follow me in."

When everyone was in a daze, the tall and thin Zhu Qingliu suddenly walked out from the side of the room.

Zhu Qingliu wore a black long robe this time, and it was different from ordinary clothes. He specially wore a navy blue veiled cap on his head, which made it a little more mysterious.

"This hat seems to be the same color as the roof." A little mouse whispered to the little friend next to it.

When Zhu Qingliu heard it, the corners of his mouth slightly raised a little, thinking——didn't he just choose the same one on purpose?

Not only him, everyone in the store put on such clothes.The purpose is to give everyone an ingenious press conference.

Thinking of this, Zhu Qingliu felt a little bit reluctant and melancholy.If it wasn't because he was afraid that no one in the store would be able to manage him, he wouldn't want to stay here and watch Ai Chi and the others go to bed tower.

Zhu Qingliu lifted a piece of black cloth on the black ball, opened a hole, and led everyone in.

The inside of the room is darker than the outside, and it is surrounded by black heat-absorbing and light-absorbing materials. There is only one place above the head. There are many more stars than the ones painted on the outside. Star rivers spread all over the dome, giving people some small illusions for no reason. Come.

In previous press conferences, the monsters were extremely noisy, but for some reason this time, they subconsciously lowered their voices when they spoke, for fear of disturbing the tranquility above their heads.

[Sorry, the anchor actually created a starry sky for them! 】

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【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Slowly, most of the monsters entered the arena.Ai Chi nodded in satisfaction in the background, then picked up the little mole and threw it out with his backhand.

The little mole appeared in front of the demons with an extremely cool parabola. After standing still on the stage, he cleared his throat and started the press conference.

"First of all, everyone is welcome to come to our press conference." Little Mole took a look at the audience and said with a smile, "This time, our store does not plan to launch new products, but wants to announce two news to you."

Hearing that there were no new products, there was a commotion in the audience, but perhaps they were shocked by the starry sky above their heads, and the monsters sat obediently in place, waiting for the next article.

"First of all, Boss Ai will take some employees to the second floor of the Demon Lock Tower. This time, in addition to the press conference, it is also a farewell party." Little Mole said sadly.

"What? Boss Ai is leaving? What about the shop?!"

"My God, I heard that the monsters on the second floor are very scary, the boss will definitely be eaten!"

"Little Mole, please persuade the boss, don't let him go to die!"

"Well, the boss entered the Demon Locking Tower by mistake. We can't persuade him if he wants to go out." The little mole shook his head, sighed, and then became more interested, and said, "But don't worry, even if the The boss is gone, and the Aichi store will continue to operate!"

"And, after today, you won't have to cross borders to buy things anymore!"

All the demons: Huh?What's the meaning?

[Fuck shit, I guessed it right!Hearing this, the boss really wants to do logistics! 】

[Logistics is indeed an essential part of the food industry chain, but the key is, where is the courier? 】

Unlike the ignorant little monsters, the viewers in the live broadcast room, who are deeply rewarded by modern construction, have already guessed what Ai Chi is going to do.However, it seems that Ai Chi asked Zhu Zijing to prepare for this matter, so they didn't know until today.

[The one who asked the courier earlier, do you still remember the firefly who was tricked into signing the agreement? 】

[No way... Fireflies are so small, they can move? 】

The little mole saw the curious faces in the audience, and after showing off enough, he beamed and secretly gestured to the backstage, and at the same time said in a very provocative tone: "I want to experience people sitting at home, snacks Do you want to live life delivered to your door? Do you want to know the dynamics of the store without leaving your home? Firefly Express, you deserve it!"

[Firefly Express... the name is really simple and crude]

[Hehe, it sounds like the handwriting of the anchor]

[Pai, with Xiao Feijiu's nickname San Mao, and Little Snake Demon's nickname Xiao Snake, with the same style of painting...]

The little mole stretched out its paw and patted it twice.

As soon as the applause fell, the "stars" on the dome suddenly moved.

The dots of starlight slowly converged from the dome to the center, as if thousands of meteors were falling down at the same time, and finally, they gathered together and condensed into a light cluster in mid-air.

The dome that lost its starlight adornment became pitch black, and the little monsters turned their gazes to the light ball in a daze.

The light group composed of countless fireflies swayed, circled in front of everyone, and finally floated in front of the little mole.

The little mole spread its paws, and saw the "light ball" stay on his palm for a few seconds, then spread out and returned to the dome.

The "dark night" has turned back into a gorgeous "starry sky".

The little mole opened his hand, and inside was a package of exquisitely packaged spicy strips.

"Look, this is our Firefly Express. No matter where you are or what you are doing, our couriers can deliver the items you need to your hands, and you only need to charge five more demon coins at a time!" Little Mole The mouse blinked and said mischievously.

"Five demon coins are too expensive!"

"That's right! It's not inconvenient for us to come here now."

There is no concept of "service industry" here, and many demon concepts stay in the idea of ​​"bartering things".

So the monsters are willing to buy a cup of fat house water with five monster coins, but they are unwilling to spend on such "worthless" services.

The little mole got Ai Chi's advice beforehand, and faced such a scene, he didn't panic, but sighed faintly, and said, "Do you know the origin of fireflies?"

Demons: ...

I don't know why, but when I heard this beginning, I always felt that the other party was going to use some great trump card.

The little mole looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and tears of melancholy flashed in the corner of his eyes: "The former firefly, that is the shooting star falling from the night sky, and it is also our truest wish..."

Ai Chi heard the little mole fooling everyone in front, smiled, turned around, and said to the employees: "Okay, let's go."

Xiao Feijiu still stopped on Ai Chi's shoulder, looking at his side face, hesitant to speak, hesitant to speak.

Ai Chi: "Just say what you want."

Xiao Feijiu hesitated for half a second, then whispered: "Are you really not taking Shen Yuntian away?"

Ai Chi looked resolute: "No."

Little Fat Jiu sat sadly on his shoulder.

Ai Chi didn't care about it, but stretched out his finger to the elder, and said to Zhaoruo: "Tie him up."

"Eh?" The Great Elder took three steps back in panic, looking at Zhaoruo vigilantly, "You, what do you want to do?"

Ai Chi crossed his arms, looking very ruthless: "You have to go with us."

"Don't, don't. I'm fine here." The Great Elder quickly refused.

Ai Chi had an expression of "what are you kidding?": "You still owe money, how can you pay it back if you don't leave?"

The Great Elder was angry: "My brother sent me money soon!"

Ai Chi was still indifferent: "Oh, let's wait until they deliver it."

The Great Elder couldn't do it, so he changed the route, and said softly, "I'm leaving, who will take care of these little bamboos? No one taught them, how can they grow up physically and mentally?"

Ai Chi was unmoved: "The bamboo spirit will take care of itself."

Great Elder: "But, I still want to..."

Ai Chi interrupted: "No."

Great Elder:  …

I haven't said anything before you don't allow it!

Xiao Feijiu glanced at him coldly.

The Great Elder thought about it carefully, and there was a trace of envy and jealousy in his eyes.

Great Elder: ... Sigh.

This means that those who want to stay can't stay, and those who want to leave can't leave.

In short, a group of people, headed by Ai Chi, just set out on the road.

[By the way, does anyone feel familiar with this way of leaving? 】

【More than that, this whole mountain is familiar】

【Hey, isn't this the polar bear's iceberg?Hey, isn't this the ice pond where Xiao Feijiu took a bath after smashing someone's territory?Hey, the anchor and they jumped off! ! ! 】

【...So, the exit on the first floor is under the ice pool? ! 】

[Let me guess, how did the anchor find out? 】

At this time, the Great Elder also asked the doubts in the anchor room: "How did you find the exit?"

Ai Chi jumped into the space-time tunnel without turning his head: "Sanmao dried the water in the ice pool last time, and there was a hole here. The polar bear told me when he came to ask for compensation."

The Great Elder gave Xiao Feijiu a sneaky look.

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[Hahahahaha I almost forgot, Sanmao still has the European Emperor buff on her body]

[This is a good time to ask for credit!After making such a great contribution, Sanmao, hurry up and make a request, something like repaying your kindness with your body! 】

[Or open-air play, small black house play, *** play are all fine]

[Damn it, I'm so curious about what that masking word is! 】

At this moment, the brain circuits of Shen Yuntian and the live broadcast room obviously overlapped.

"So, I let you find out?" In order to achieve his ulterior purpose, Shen Yuntian did not hesitate to imitate Xiao Feijiu's most outrageous voice, and said in a childish and cute voice.

Ai Chi was stunned for a moment, with a gentle smile on his brows: "Yeah. What do you want? Sweet and sour pork ribs or mandarin duck hot pot, both are fine."

"Gudong."

Shen Yuntian swallowed desperately.

【Ahhh!hold back!With such a good opportunity, the Demon Emperor must not be tempted by delicious food! 】

【If you are attracted by ribs this time, you just wait to be alone! 】

[...but ribs and hot pot are really good times]

【... silently picked up some takeaway hands】

Fortunately, Shen Yuntian resisted this wave of temptation.

He still imitated Xiao Feijiu's grandma's voice, and asked: "I don't want any, I want you to promise me one thing."

Ai Chi: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Fei chirped and chirped and acted cutely: "You promise me first."

Ai Chi was very vigilant: "No, you should speak first."

Xiao Feijiu acted arrogantly and cutely: "If you don't agree to even a small request, I won't strove for you in the future."

Ai Chi was shaken a little bit.

Raiders progress: 20%.

Xiao Feijiu leaned towards him for a whole day, brushing his fluffy wings past his neck, sweetly hugging him and showing off his cuteness: "Promise me, okay?"

Ai Chi: ...

Beauty comes first, how can I bear this? ? ?

Raiders progress: 80%.

Xiao Feijiu saw something was going on, rolled her fluffy body around his neck, and looked at him eagerly: "Is it okay?"

"it is good."

Raiders progress: 100%.

【Goodjob Fat Chirp! 】

[It's done, it's finally done! 】

Xiao Feijiu continued to move closer to Ai Chi's side, restrained her voice, and said in a low and serious voice: "Chichi, what I want you to promise is..."

The live broadcast room excitedly began to fill the screen with three words: Marry me!

"that is……"

At this time, everyone broke through the barrier on the first floor and came to the second floor of the Demon Locking Tower.

"Yes……"

[Damn so long-winded! 】

[Marry me, I love you, I want to fall in love with you ← There are so many confessions, you should hurry up! 】

[Demon Emperor, if you don’t confess your confession, I really doubt that something will happen again! 】

Xiao Feijiu suppressed the shyness in his heart, summoned up his courage, and said with bright eyes: "All I want you to promise is—"

The sky above the head resounded with thunder, and the dark clouds overwhelmed the top. A bolt of thunder instantly tore through the sky, splitting from the sky towards Xiao Feijiu.

Lightning flashed, Ai Chi had no scars all over his body, but the three hairs on his shoulders were roasted into charcoal!

Ai Chi's eyes shrank sharply, before he could react, a hand suddenly stretched out from behind, and threw Sanmao out decisively.

Ai Chi turned his head sharply.

The Great Elder's face was solemn, but he still patiently explained: "It is going to pass the catastrophe."

Ai Chi followed in a daze: "Du, Jie?"

Great Elder: "This is a process he has to go through. When crossing the catastrophe, he can only survive alone, and others cannot help, otherwise the subsequent thunder will only strike harder."

This is also a disguised explanation for why he threw the bird out just now.

Ai Chi responded with a low voice, watching the flash of thunder, his eyes were full of worry.

……

At this time, the first floor of the Demon Locking Tower.

The second elder, third elder and fourth elder who had just arrived at the door of Ai Chi's shop suddenly stopped in their tracks, raised their heads together, and looked at the sky seriously.

Second Elder: "Counting the time, it seems that the time for the Demon Emperor to go through the calamity."

The third elder: "A group of golden crows need to go through the fire of heaven to achieve nirvana. I don't know if I can survive the pain of rebirth."

A gust of wind blows.

The spicy taste mixed with the sweet taste of soda passed through their noses.

The Fourth Elder took a deep breath and said, "Yeah, it really makes people...greedy!"

The second elder and the third elder looked at each other.

Second child: "Anyway, the boss is over there, so nothing should happen."

The third child: "The catastrophe has to be sustained by ourselves, it's the same if we pass or not."

Fourth child: "So we might as well have a meal here now."

The second child & the third child happily said: "Your fourth child is right!"

As a result, the three elders instantly left behind the demon emperor who had experienced calamities, and walked into the shop happily.

……

Back to Shen Yuntian himself who has experienced calamities.

After the nine extremely fierce lightning strikes, Shen Yuntian just took a breath, and suddenly another sky fire fell from the sky, enveloping him heavily in the fire.

Ai Chi and others were about to explode, looking at the elder with red eyes, and asked: "Why is there still fire?!"

The Great Elder was frightened by his ferocious aura and took three steps back: "Nirvana, Nirvana rebirth, there is fire in the first place. And this is a good thing, it shows that he has passed the first test!"

Ai Chi took a deep breath, barely suppressing the worries in his heart.

The Great Elder gave him a careful look, and suddenly said: "Nirvana is like smashing all the flesh and bones in the body, and then growing back again, that kind of pain, ordinary people can't bear it..."

Ai Chi glared at him fiercely.

With his eyes about to hit someone violently, the Great Elder spoke abruptly about the pain of Nirvana, and then changed the subject, saying: "Although we can't help him in behavior, we can help him psychologically. Support and give him motivation."

The murderous aura on Ai Chi's body suddenly stagnated.

The Great Elder was calm, as if he gave a very honest suggestion: "You can ask him what he wants."

Ai Chi turned to Xiao Feijiu distressedly, and shouted loudly: "Sanmao, get through this test! Whatever you want, I promise you!"

Sanmao transformed into a figure in the raging fire.

The fire was burning more and more, but "San Mao" seemed to be agitated. In the fire, he laughed wildly and charmingly three times, bit the tip of his tongue fiercely, and spit out a mouthful of blood, domineering: "It's just a few bursts of sky fire, they can't burn me to death!"

After finishing speaking, he turned to Ai Chi again, and said loudly: "Ai Chi, listen to me, when I put out this fire, I will marry you!"

Really useful!

Ai Chi's heart relaxed, and he responded subconsciously: "Okay..."

and many more!

What did you just say?

Marry me? ? ?

Ai Chi suddenly reacted.

【Oh my god!This reversal!Caught off guard! 】

[I thought this confession must be a waste of time, but it turns out... Great Elder, I love you! 】

[Hahahahaha, there will be no moths this time, right? 】

[I have to say, the way the Demon Emperor smiled up to the sky just now finally has a bit of a villainous temperament, Su Wo has a look on his face]

The sky fire gradually subsided.

In the middle of the circle of fire, there is neither an innocent and weak little white bird, nor a violent and cool villain, but...

A male bird with golden light all over his body stood domineeringly in the middle, his eyes were like two luminous rubies, and when he looked at people, he had a sexy and glamorous temperament.

The top of the head is a bright blood red, beautifully like a flame.As the golden body descends, the pure gold tail feathers drag along the ground, extremely gorgeous.

The most eye-catching thing is the extra foot on the waist and abdomen of the big golden bird, between the two claws.

Oh, it's the three-legged Golden Crow.

Zhaoruo and the little snake demon thought to themselves.

After two seconds, the two of them suddenly came to their senses and took a deep breath—Mom!It's the three-legged Golden Crow!

The legendary three-legged Golden Crow seems to be the only family in the entire demon world...

Zhao Ruo, Xiao Fei Jiu: ... Aw! ! !

As for Ai Chi, he stood there in a daze, without thinking about anything three-legged or not, and only one thought in his head - so beautiful!

Ai Chi was stunned by the beauty, watching Jinwu approaching, his IQ began to drop rapidly.

Jinwu's body was taller than Ai Chi himself, he lowered his eyes, and Ai Chi's voice was reflected in his beautiful eyes.

"What you just said... I agree."

Ai Chi seemed to hear his dazed voice.

The Great Elder wiped away his tears in relief, and was about to retire after his accomplishments.

result--

Jin Wu slowly opened his mouth, and said indifferently: "Who are you?"

Ai Chi: Huh?

Great Elder: Huh? ? ?

There was no trace of tenderness in Jinwu's eyes looking at Ai Chi, but sincere doubts: "Do I know you?"

Ai Chi was completely stunned.

The great elder... sat down on the ground.

Jin Wu looked at the Great Elder, a little surprised: "Huh? Why are you here?"

The great elder wiped his face and didn't want to speak.

Jinwu looked at his elders with a look of lovelessness, and wondered: "What's wrong with you?"

The Great Elder was distraught: "I'll never be a matchmaker again!"

The author has something to say: Haha, didn’t expect that?

If you are free and bored, let's give the following math problems to the little angels who throw mines and irrigate:

Assume that the code word speed of this mountain is 1500 words per hour, and the code word speed of ghosts is 2000 words per hour. Assuming that there are ghosts code words together on this mountain, then if the daily change is [-], find the time when the particles enter the double δ barrier A solution to the spatial fractional Schrödinger equation?

Thanks to the little angel who threw [Grenade]: Zou Yuebai 1;

Thanks to the little angels who cast [Mine]: Qianxun and Musheng 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]: 12 bottles of Lingmou; 10 bottles of Chihiro; 1 bottle of silver in the soil.