After the live broadcast cooking, I became the most rude cub
Chapter 39 39 Tea Egg
Demon Palace.
The second elder, the third elder, the fourth elder, and an unknown little monster were sitting in a circle, playing mahjong.
Second Elder: "Big pie! Ever since the Lord Demon Emperor left, the Demon Emperor's Palace is really quiet."
The third elder: "Five! No, it's so comfortable to not have to worry about him getting into trouble."
Fourth Elder: "Touch! Yes, especially after tricking the boss out, the whole world will be better."
The little monster shivered as he watched the three elders complain about their superiors. Not only did he not dare to say anything, but he even wanted to cover his ears so as not to be killed by the elders.
He shrank his neck, trying to minimize his sense of existence, and silently took a card from the card table.
It is a black flower.
Xiao Yao exchanged the cards and revealed another card.
Then, he was stunned.
The second elder waited for a long time, seeing that he didn't respond, knocked on the card table impatiently, and urged angrily: "Play."
The little demon shrank her neck and shook, and spread her hands tremblingly under the urging of several elders' eyes: "Huh, Huh."
Elders: ... Fuck!
Just at this time, a ray of light floated in from the window, and the great elder's heavy and anxious voice came out: "... If there is no news from me in three days, I hope that my second brother will send a demon over as soon as possible to restrain my bones."
The second elder yawned uninterestedly, and sneered, "Ha! The boss is too cautious, how can there be any monster in the demon world who dares to touch him?"
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, the face slap came.
The second letter from the Great Elder was sent immediately: "Urgent! Please send the money as soon as possible, otherwise you will face the risk of the hostages being torn apart!"
The second elder's yawn was stuck abruptly.
"Both the demon emperor and the boss have been tied up? It seems that the opponent this time is extraordinary!" The second elder said seriously.
"This is an urgent matter. We must assemble our troops and set out immediately to save our Demon Emperor Da Da!" The Third Elder appealed.
The Fourth Elder nodded heavily, and looked at the little demon: "We have to act urgently, let's take a step ahead, you take the soldier talisman and remember to send three thousand demon soldiers over here."
After finishing speaking, the three elders flickered and disappeared.
Only one black and ugly soldier talisman was left, which seemed to be thrown on the table by someone, and it kept spinning.
The little demon twisted the corner of her clothes, wanting to cry but no tears—it’s no problem to transfer troops, but, but you guys settle the money before leaving!
……
In the past few days, the life of the Great Elder in the store has been very difficult.
During the day, he would accompany the group of young bamboos who had just transformed, fight, read, dig out bird eggs, climb mountains and waters and climb creek pits.But the monster who has just become a spirit is like a three-year-old child, full of energy, tossing around all day long.
In the evening, after finally coaxing the group of little kids to sleep, the elder had to work night labor to help Ai Chi make snacks—no way, he ate too much food before, and if he didn’t make up for it, the store wouldn’t be able to open on time next time .
In order to prevent the great elder from being lazy, Ai Chi also left him the fiercest, strictest, and most ruthless supervisor in the store—Xiao Feijiu!
The Great Elder slowly prepared the sauce for the marinated quail, and while Sanmao was not paying attention, he turned around and secretly ate a mouthful of tea eggs.
"Chirp!" Little Fat Chirp turned his head quickly, and patted his head mercilessly with his wings.
Ah!Working a night job, I actually eat more than I cook!
"Ouch." The Great Elder snorted in pain, and asked curiously, "My lord, are you planning to be a bird forever?"
Shen Yuntian glanced at him arrogantly and indifferently, lowered his head in silence, and continued to straighten his feathers.
The Great Elder moved the small bench with great interest, and sat in front of Shen Yuntian, with a gossip on his face: "My lord, I thought you were tied up before."
However, after these few days of observation, he has already seen that Ai Chi not only does not restrict the actions of Lord Yaohuang, but even treats him with a submissive and pampering attitude.
"Hey, can you teach me? How can you be like you, who can eat, drink, live and be held high?" the Great Elder wondered.
Shen Yuntian looked indifferent, hooked his paws: "Want to know?"
The Great Elder nodded sharply, and subconsciously moved closer, ready to listen to the Demon Emperor's advice.
Shen Yuntian: "First of all, you have to look as cute as me."
Great Elder: …
Shen Yuntian squinted at him: "Secondly, you think beautifully. I am enough to eat and live. You are so old that you have the nerve to eat and not work? With such a thick skin, why don't you just put the whole demon Where is the imperial palace moving?"
The Great Elder silently shut up, and fired angrily.
——He actually wanted to challenge the level of the demon emperor's poisonous tongue, he was naive.
"Hurry up and work," Shen Yuntian stretched out his wings arrogantly, and instructed bluntly, "Don't be lazy."
When Shen Yuntian lowered his head, the golden feather on his head was particularly eye-catching under the light.The Great Elder's heart moved, and he said with some surprise: "Are you entering adulthood?"
"Yeah." Xiao Feijiu responded coldly.
The Great Elder raised his eyebrows: "It's not easy for the Jinwu clan to reach adulthood. I remember that you grew three thousand years ago, and you only grew three golden feathers."
The past was exposed by others, three black lines hung from Shen Yuntian's head, and he became angry from embarrassment: "Why are you mentioning this?"
The Great Elder smiled, and said in a low voice, "I found out when I was stealing food before. The ingredients in this store seem to be unusual."
Shen Yuntian squinted at him: "Oh."
The Great Elder continued to smile: "As far as I know, when the Golden Crow becomes an adult, it's time to think about finding a partner. I'll tell the second child and the others later, and I will hold a grand blind date banquet for you..."
Shen Yuntian flatly refused: "No need, I already have a companion."
The Great Elder suddenly got stuck, and the quail leg was almost broken in his hand: "Yes, yes?"
Shen Yuntian nodded seriously: "Well, we have already decided to get married."
For a while, the Great Elder didn't know what to say, stuck for a long time, and could only stammered: "Congratulations, congratulations."
Shen Yuntian's face was stained with a blush, and the whole bird began to turn pink: "Not only that, we also shared the same bed."
The Great Elder shivered suddenly:? !
Shen Yuntian lowered his head slightly, and said shyly: "It's not just one night."
The Great Elder... fell silent.
——The newly grown bird, is he sleeping with someone? !
And how long are you going to live forever? !
The Great Elder roared in confusion.
But he was too embarrassed to say this in front of the newlywed demon. After holding back for a while, he could only ask, "Then, which family's girl is that?"
Shen Yuntian moved his wings, a little embarrassed: "It's not a girl."
A very handsome boy!
Shen Yuntian recalled Ai Chi's face subconsciously, and immediately felt even more embarrassed.
"Oh, oh, it's okay." Many things in the demon world are not limited to finding a partner of the opposite sex, so the elder was not too surprised, but quickly accepted this fact, and even asked about more secret things, "Then , are you the one above or the one below?"
Shen Yuntian was stunned for a moment, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Is there any difference?"
"This...the difference is huge." The elder said with a vicissitudes of life, "If you are the one above, I will write to the second child and ask him to bring more gifts this time."
——After all, they ruined the girl before they got married. No matter how you look at it, it seems that their demon emperor is a big and scumbag!
"If you are the one below..." the elder elder subconsciously mumbled the second half of the sentence, "cough, I'll ask the boss to cook some soup for you."
Shen Yuntian didn't quite understand what the Great Elder said, but he thought about his sleeping position at night - Xiao Feijiu slept on Ai Chi's body, so it should be regarded as sleeping on it, right?
"I slept on it." Shen Yuntian said firmly.
The Great Elder paused for a moment, his whole heart was bleeding—sure enough!Sure enough, their demon emperor is too scumbag!
Shen Yuntian looked at the Great Elder with a strange expression as his expression became more and more distorted.
The great elder endured the condemnation of his conscience, and seriously suggested: "You should ask the boss to cook the soup and deliver it yourself! Since you want to be with you for a lifetime, you must be more considerate and considerate to each other."
Shen Yuntian didn't take it seriously: "No need? If necessary, Ai Chi will cook it himself."
The Great Elder looked angry, and looked at him with the condemning eyes of a scumbag: "How can I be the same as the one you gave me... Wait, no! What did you just say?!"
The Great Elder looked at Shen Yuntian with horror on his face, always feeling as if he had heard something extraordinary.
"I said Ai Chi can cook by himself." Shen Yuntian glanced at him strangely, seeing the shock on the face of the Great Elder, he was suddenly blessed, nodded in understanding, and explained, "Oh, the owner of this shop, Ai Chi Chi, Xiao Chi Chi, is my partner."
The Great Elder staggered violently, almost putting himself in the pot.
At this moment, he wanted to ask suspiciously—Boss Ai, does he know about this?ah? !
The author has something to say: Ai Chi: ...unheard of.
In fact, I don't mind being urged to update, really.At least give me a kind of motivation to code words that you are all waiting to feed.
Otherwise, I always feel that you have all abandoned the pit, which means I can abandon the pit T^T
I will try my best to save the manuscript on the weekend, and see if I can resume the daily update next week.
Congratulations to all the krypton gold cherubs who were collectively transferred to the game [My Life] today, and they all transmigrated into the same species - quail!
The little angels who leave a message can share this quail feast—one spicy, one cumin, one pepper, one five-spice, one salted egg yolk pumpkin, one charcoal charred Sugar flavor, a devil's perverted spicy flavor, and an original flavor that forgot to put in the seasoning...
Thanks to the little angels who voted [Landmine]: Qianxun 3; Mu Sheng 2; Zou Yuebai 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [Nutrient Solution]: Ling Mou, 2 bottles of lemon;
The second elder, the third elder, the fourth elder, and an unknown little monster were sitting in a circle, playing mahjong.
Second Elder: "Big pie! Ever since the Lord Demon Emperor left, the Demon Emperor's Palace is really quiet."
The third elder: "Five! No, it's so comfortable to not have to worry about him getting into trouble."
Fourth Elder: "Touch! Yes, especially after tricking the boss out, the whole world will be better."
The little monster shivered as he watched the three elders complain about their superiors. Not only did he not dare to say anything, but he even wanted to cover his ears so as not to be killed by the elders.
He shrank his neck, trying to minimize his sense of existence, and silently took a card from the card table.
It is a black flower.
Xiao Yao exchanged the cards and revealed another card.
Then, he was stunned.
The second elder waited for a long time, seeing that he didn't respond, knocked on the card table impatiently, and urged angrily: "Play."
The little demon shrank her neck and shook, and spread her hands tremblingly under the urging of several elders' eyes: "Huh, Huh."
Elders: ... Fuck!
Just at this time, a ray of light floated in from the window, and the great elder's heavy and anxious voice came out: "... If there is no news from me in three days, I hope that my second brother will send a demon over as soon as possible to restrain my bones."
The second elder yawned uninterestedly, and sneered, "Ha! The boss is too cautious, how can there be any monster in the demon world who dares to touch him?"
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, the face slap came.
The second letter from the Great Elder was sent immediately: "Urgent! Please send the money as soon as possible, otherwise you will face the risk of the hostages being torn apart!"
The second elder's yawn was stuck abruptly.
"Both the demon emperor and the boss have been tied up? It seems that the opponent this time is extraordinary!" The second elder said seriously.
"This is an urgent matter. We must assemble our troops and set out immediately to save our Demon Emperor Da Da!" The Third Elder appealed.
The Fourth Elder nodded heavily, and looked at the little demon: "We have to act urgently, let's take a step ahead, you take the soldier talisman and remember to send three thousand demon soldiers over here."
After finishing speaking, the three elders flickered and disappeared.
Only one black and ugly soldier talisman was left, which seemed to be thrown on the table by someone, and it kept spinning.
The little demon twisted the corner of her clothes, wanting to cry but no tears—it’s no problem to transfer troops, but, but you guys settle the money before leaving!
……
In the past few days, the life of the Great Elder in the store has been very difficult.
During the day, he would accompany the group of young bamboos who had just transformed, fight, read, dig out bird eggs, climb mountains and waters and climb creek pits.But the monster who has just become a spirit is like a three-year-old child, full of energy, tossing around all day long.
In the evening, after finally coaxing the group of little kids to sleep, the elder had to work night labor to help Ai Chi make snacks—no way, he ate too much food before, and if he didn’t make up for it, the store wouldn’t be able to open on time next time .
In order to prevent the great elder from being lazy, Ai Chi also left him the fiercest, strictest, and most ruthless supervisor in the store—Xiao Feijiu!
The Great Elder slowly prepared the sauce for the marinated quail, and while Sanmao was not paying attention, he turned around and secretly ate a mouthful of tea eggs.
"Chirp!" Little Fat Chirp turned his head quickly, and patted his head mercilessly with his wings.
Ah!Working a night job, I actually eat more than I cook!
"Ouch." The Great Elder snorted in pain, and asked curiously, "My lord, are you planning to be a bird forever?"
Shen Yuntian glanced at him arrogantly and indifferently, lowered his head in silence, and continued to straighten his feathers.
The Great Elder moved the small bench with great interest, and sat in front of Shen Yuntian, with a gossip on his face: "My lord, I thought you were tied up before."
However, after these few days of observation, he has already seen that Ai Chi not only does not restrict the actions of Lord Yaohuang, but even treats him with a submissive and pampering attitude.
"Hey, can you teach me? How can you be like you, who can eat, drink, live and be held high?" the Great Elder wondered.
Shen Yuntian looked indifferent, hooked his paws: "Want to know?"
The Great Elder nodded sharply, and subconsciously moved closer, ready to listen to the Demon Emperor's advice.
Shen Yuntian: "First of all, you have to look as cute as me."
Great Elder: …
Shen Yuntian squinted at him: "Secondly, you think beautifully. I am enough to eat and live. You are so old that you have the nerve to eat and not work? With such a thick skin, why don't you just put the whole demon Where is the imperial palace moving?"
The Great Elder silently shut up, and fired angrily.
——He actually wanted to challenge the level of the demon emperor's poisonous tongue, he was naive.
"Hurry up and work," Shen Yuntian stretched out his wings arrogantly, and instructed bluntly, "Don't be lazy."
When Shen Yuntian lowered his head, the golden feather on his head was particularly eye-catching under the light.The Great Elder's heart moved, and he said with some surprise: "Are you entering adulthood?"
"Yeah." Xiao Feijiu responded coldly.
The Great Elder raised his eyebrows: "It's not easy for the Jinwu clan to reach adulthood. I remember that you grew three thousand years ago, and you only grew three golden feathers."
The past was exposed by others, three black lines hung from Shen Yuntian's head, and he became angry from embarrassment: "Why are you mentioning this?"
The Great Elder smiled, and said in a low voice, "I found out when I was stealing food before. The ingredients in this store seem to be unusual."
Shen Yuntian squinted at him: "Oh."
The Great Elder continued to smile: "As far as I know, when the Golden Crow becomes an adult, it's time to think about finding a partner. I'll tell the second child and the others later, and I will hold a grand blind date banquet for you..."
Shen Yuntian flatly refused: "No need, I already have a companion."
The Great Elder suddenly got stuck, and the quail leg was almost broken in his hand: "Yes, yes?"
Shen Yuntian nodded seriously: "Well, we have already decided to get married."
For a while, the Great Elder didn't know what to say, stuck for a long time, and could only stammered: "Congratulations, congratulations."
Shen Yuntian's face was stained with a blush, and the whole bird began to turn pink: "Not only that, we also shared the same bed."
The Great Elder shivered suddenly:? !
Shen Yuntian lowered his head slightly, and said shyly: "It's not just one night."
The Great Elder... fell silent.
——The newly grown bird, is he sleeping with someone? !
And how long are you going to live forever? !
The Great Elder roared in confusion.
But he was too embarrassed to say this in front of the newlywed demon. After holding back for a while, he could only ask, "Then, which family's girl is that?"
Shen Yuntian moved his wings, a little embarrassed: "It's not a girl."
A very handsome boy!
Shen Yuntian recalled Ai Chi's face subconsciously, and immediately felt even more embarrassed.
"Oh, oh, it's okay." Many things in the demon world are not limited to finding a partner of the opposite sex, so the elder was not too surprised, but quickly accepted this fact, and even asked about more secret things, "Then , are you the one above or the one below?"
Shen Yuntian was stunned for a moment, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Is there any difference?"
"This...the difference is huge." The elder said with a vicissitudes of life, "If you are the one above, I will write to the second child and ask him to bring more gifts this time."
——After all, they ruined the girl before they got married. No matter how you look at it, it seems that their demon emperor is a big and scumbag!
"If you are the one below..." the elder elder subconsciously mumbled the second half of the sentence, "cough, I'll ask the boss to cook some soup for you."
Shen Yuntian didn't quite understand what the Great Elder said, but he thought about his sleeping position at night - Xiao Feijiu slept on Ai Chi's body, so it should be regarded as sleeping on it, right?
"I slept on it." Shen Yuntian said firmly.
The Great Elder paused for a moment, his whole heart was bleeding—sure enough!Sure enough, their demon emperor is too scumbag!
Shen Yuntian looked at the Great Elder with a strange expression as his expression became more and more distorted.
The great elder endured the condemnation of his conscience, and seriously suggested: "You should ask the boss to cook the soup and deliver it yourself! Since you want to be with you for a lifetime, you must be more considerate and considerate to each other."
Shen Yuntian didn't take it seriously: "No need? If necessary, Ai Chi will cook it himself."
The Great Elder looked angry, and looked at him with the condemning eyes of a scumbag: "How can I be the same as the one you gave me... Wait, no! What did you just say?!"
The Great Elder looked at Shen Yuntian with horror on his face, always feeling as if he had heard something extraordinary.
"I said Ai Chi can cook by himself." Shen Yuntian glanced at him strangely, seeing the shock on the face of the Great Elder, he was suddenly blessed, nodded in understanding, and explained, "Oh, the owner of this shop, Ai Chi Chi, Xiao Chi Chi, is my partner."
The Great Elder staggered violently, almost putting himself in the pot.
At this moment, he wanted to ask suspiciously—Boss Ai, does he know about this?ah? !
The author has something to say: Ai Chi: ...unheard of.
In fact, I don't mind being urged to update, really.At least give me a kind of motivation to code words that you are all waiting to feed.
Otherwise, I always feel that you have all abandoned the pit, which means I can abandon the pit T^T
I will try my best to save the manuscript on the weekend, and see if I can resume the daily update next week.
Congratulations to all the krypton gold cherubs who were collectively transferred to the game [My Life] today, and they all transmigrated into the same species - quail!
The little angels who leave a message can share this quail feast—one spicy, one cumin, one pepper, one five-spice, one salted egg yolk pumpkin, one charcoal charred Sugar flavor, a devil's perverted spicy flavor, and an original flavor that forgot to put in the seasoning...
Thanks to the little angels who voted [Landmine]: Qianxun 3; Mu Sheng 2; Zou Yuebai 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [Nutrient Solution]: Ling Mou, 2 bottles of lemon;
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