After the live broadcast cooking, I became the most rude cub

Shen Yuntian's words came to his lips several times, but he swallowed them down again.

Ai Chi looked at him strangely.

Shen Yuntian has a toothache.

"It's hard to say?" Ai Chi looked at him with more and more complicated eyes, "Your prototype is ugly?"

After ruling out the possibility of Sanmao, after thinking about it, Ai Chi would make it difficult for the narcissist to speak out. This is probably the only reason.

Shen Yuntian retorted consciously: "Not really."

Ai Chi raised his eyebrows.

Shen Yuntian: ...

"How about this, if you can't say it, I'll ask and you answer, okay?" After all, the two didn't know each other well, and Ai Chi was too embarrassed to be too aggressive, so he took the initiative to step down the steps for him.

Shen Yuntian gave a vague "huh".

Ai Chi: "Uh, are you viviparous or oviparous?"

Shen Yuntian pursed his lips, and said arrogantly, "I was born from an egg!"

Ai Chi nodded, and said again: "Fluffy?"

Shen Yuntian quietly puffed out his chest: "Fluffy!"

Ai Chi: "Are you cute?"

Shen Yuntian's chest stood out even higher: "Cute!"

Ai Chi rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "San Mao?"

Shen Yuntian: ...

I almost slipped the line, did you make it! ! !

"Sanmao? Did you find Sanmao?" Shen Yuntian reacted very quickly, perfectly conveying multiple levels of complex emotions such as "shock", "joy", "unbelievable" and "near-native feelings" at the same time.

Ai Chi didn't see anything unusual, so he withdrew his gaze and said, "I didn't find it, but it sounds like you and San Mao look alike."

Shen Yuntian pointed to the outside helplessly: "The monsters in the demon world, at least five out of ten are fluffy."

This is true.

Ai Chi sighed inexplicably with some regret.

"By the way, have you considered the matter of your small shop?" Shen Yuntian quickly changed the subject, fearing that Ai Chi would do something wrong again.

Ai Chi shook his head, frowned with some headaches and said, "I'm thinking, physical stores are still inconvenient."

Shen Yuntian:?

What's the meaning?Did not understand.

Ai Chi sighed to himself: "It would be great if there is delivery..."

Shen Yuntian: Huh? ?

……

On the other side, after a few days, Ai Chi's fat house water became popular among monsters again.

"Hey, you're here." Zhuzijing found Ai Chi who was thinking about recipes in isolation, and said, "Are you sure you will open later or only sell 500 copies?"

Ai Chi spread his hands, expressing that there was nothing he could do: "Only sell 500 copies, I don't have enough raw materials."

Zhuzijing nodded, and didn't ask Ai Chi why he didn't have enough raw materials sensibly, but said in amazement: "Now there are rumors about your Fat House Water, but it's more popular than my novel. I guess the day you opened, The whole store will be overwhelmed."

Ai Chi's small shop was kindly provided by the Bamboo Essence. The building material is his batch of purple bamboo, and the location is in the bamboo house that Ai Chi originally built.He dismantled the walls of several rooms to form a large exhibition hall, and he, Zhaoruo, and Shen Yuntian lived in the bamboo spirit's room together.

Ai Chi smiled shallowly, as if he was not surprised by the grand occasion.

[If it suddenly becomes hot, I guess the first batch of monsters reacted after drinking it? 】

[Forget about the time, it should be about the same]

[Let the old man analyze it. Judging from the degree of change of the bamboo at the door, the effect of the fat house water is actually relatively slow.But the last time there were 100 monsters drinking soda, there must be some of them who are naturally sensitive, and they can more or less guess the truth, and after they guess, they will tell their family and friends, and their friends will tell their family and friends. Friends, friends of friends...]

【Wow!Surprised the old master! 】

【It’s been a long time since I saw the old master】

[However, the old master's analysis is reasonable, it is estimated that it will be difficult to be slapped in the face 233333]

……

The day before the opening, the bamboo spirit who was kneading mud with Xiao Feijiu suddenly raised his head, stood up, and rushed out.

Xiao Feijiu tilted his head, was stunned for two seconds, then immediately flew over to find Ai Chi, and happily tugged at his clothes—follow me!Let's watch the fun!

Ai Chi raised his eyebrows slightly, but finally chose to obey Sanmao.

Sanmao pulled Ai Chi, and as soon as they reached the door, they bumped into a bare-bottomed child they had never seen before.

The child raised his head, sucked his fingers in his mouth, looked at Ai Chi anxiously for a long time, and finally said happily: "Dad!"

Sanmao: Chirp? !

Ai Chi:? ? ?

Studio:? ? ? ? ? ?

At this time, the bamboo spirit rushed up from behind, and shouted at the little boy angrily and anxiously: "Put the diaper on me!"

A look of disgust immediately appeared on the child's face, and he fled forward again with his short legs thumping.

——Only Ai Chi, who is happy to be a father, and San Mao, who is in a complicated mood, are left in a mess in the wind.

"Wait, wait a minute," Ai Chi stopped the panting bamboo spirit in time, and asked, "Whose child is this?"

Bamboo Spirit took a few breaths, rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "Isn't it a good thing you did?"

Ai Chi and Xiao Feijiu:! ! !

Ai Chi - when exactly did he have a child, why didn't he know it at all? !

Little Fat Chirp—what about the innocent little human being who was promised to be innocent and alone? !

Live broadcast room - don't we live broadcast 24 hours a day without gaps?Could it be that apart from the part where the anchor goes to the toilet, they also missed the part where the anchor gave birth? ?Spicy chicken live broadcast system!How can such a crucial plot turn on the light orz! ! !

The bamboo spirit took a breath, and then she had the heart to explain to him in detail: "Thanks to you, the first bamboo spirit has been born from that batch of bamboo, promise, it is the one that passed by just now."

Ai Chi: ...

Little Fat Chirp: ... Chirp.

Live broadcast room: ... Can this also be called "a good thing you did"?I'm afraid I didn't learn Chinese from the physical education teacher!

At this moment, the three of them inexplicably felt a deep apology to the readers of Zhuzijing.

"However, I don't know if your fat house water is too effective. I have taken care of so many bamboo spirits, and I have never seen such skins!" The bamboo spirit shook her hands angrily while holding the diaper.

Ai Chi was silent, and said with difficulty: "He just called my father."

"Oh, it's normal." The bamboo spirit explained without being surprised, "In our bamboo skills inheritance, it is the mother who will take care of you, water and feed you, and visit you from time to time to see if you have grown up and give you spiritual power. Your father is the father, so in this category, it is very normal for them to treat you as a father."

Ai Chi became more silent, and after a long time, he slowly opened his mouth to remind: "According to what you said, they should call you mother?"

Bamboo Essence: Damn it!

Why didn't he think of this?

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a piece of white. He lowered his head and looked at the diaper in his hand. The whole bamboo became even worse in an instant—more like OMG!

Ai Chi stroked Sanmao's bird head, and seeing the breakdown of the bamboo spirit, the delicate mood of Xidangpa finally eased a little.

However, the system seemed to deliberately not want to make him feel better.

"Warning, Shen Yuntian's favorability towards you has decreased, currently: 2/100."

"Warning, Sanmao's favorability towards you has decreased, currently: 1/100."

"Warning, if Shen Yuntian/San Mao's affection for you is too low, the system will re-block the character and the corresponding plot."

Ai Chi froze, holding Sanmao with an expression of disbelief—did he provoke it?And when the favorability rose, it was like a tortoise crawling at one time, and when it fell, it would fall to the bottom?

[Oh my god, I feel sorry for the anchor. 】

【Eh? ?Is the Demon Emperor jealous? 】

[After all, the whole family has parents, mothers and children. If you are not jealous at this time, when will you take it? 】

[Hahahaha I laughed so hard, Shen Yuntian first deducted a wave of favorability, and then Xiao Feijiu deducted another wave of favorability, the same thing, the same person, deducted twice, this is the most embarrassing! 】

……

One has two.

After the bamboo spirit of the first bamboo made a sound, the second and third ones all ran out of the bamboo.

Bamboo Jing searched for dolls all over the world to carry paper diapers. He was exhausted physically and mentally, and his face was aging at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When Ai Chi saw him again, he was startled—who is this greasy middle-aged man? ? !

"The bamboo spirits in the past were very obedient. They made noises when they were born, and never ran around." The former Mr. Pianpian, the bamboo spirit, complained haggardly.

Ai Chi shook his head and concentrated on feeding the bird: "No, I looked at Xiao Zhuling one more time before, and my Sanmao got jealous for a whole day. If I take more care, it's okay?"

Sanmao gave a "chirp" very cooperatively—yes, I'm super fierce!

Bamboo Essence: ...

This kind of inexplicable subtlety of being shown affectionately.

"No, I said, do you still remember that this is just a pet bird that can't talk?"

Ai Chi glanced at him inexplicably: "Of course I know."

So why did you forcibly develop a sense of déjà vu as a boyfriend and girlfriend!

——The bamboo spirit is almost powerless to complain.

[What a pair of dog-abusing couples working together! 】

【I feel sorry for Bamboo Essence. With the name of mother, "father" was abducted by people, oh no, by birds/Yun Bei】

[Bamboo Essence: It’s clearly a movie of three people, but I still can’t have a name~]

【No, you have, you are the dog/husky/husky who was abused in the middle】

With Ai Chi concentrating on feeding the birds, bamboo flying chickens and dogs, Zhao Ruo and Xiao Snake paddling in the water every day, Ai Chi's small shop has finally grandly opened!

As they expected, the small shop ushered in unprecedented customer enthusiasm.

"I, I, I want to buy fat house water!"

"I also want fat house water, three servings!"

"Professional fat house water line up to buy, and a bottle only costs five pearls for running errands!"

Amidst the noisy looting, Ai Chi opened the door of the store and showed everyone the furnishings inside.

The monster who was about to rush up suddenly caught his breath, stopped involuntarily, pointed to the small white and reddish sticks in the center of the shop and asked, "What are these?"

Ai Chi showed a slight smile, and grandly introduced to everyone: "This is the new main product launched by our store this time, and it is also a snack suitable for all ages. It has a unique taste, and its appearance is hot and hot. its name……"

Ai Chi deliberately paused, and said loudly: "It's called Latiao!"

……

[I rely on the anchor's snack library to catch people off guard]

[The fat house has all the water, can the spicy strips be far away~]

[Why do the anchors have to do such high-energy things ahhhh!It's impossible not to order takeaway while watching the live broadcast, but if I continue to eat... I really want to gain weight, I hate it! 】

[I would like to ask Xiao Feijiu, who eats junk food every day, why doesn't he gain weight at all?Yi Fat Party expressed strong dissatisfaction! 】