After the live broadcast cooking, I became the most rude cub

The bamboo spirit stood silently in front of the bamboo house.

Shen Yuntian hummed twice from time to time.

The little snake is pretending to be a mosquito coil.

Zhao Ruo stared blankly at the nose, nose and mouth.

Faced with such an embarrassing situation, only Ai Chi still maintained a calm look, massaged and massaged for a long time calmly, then withdrew his hand and said, "Okay."

Shen Yuntian felt it for a while, and was surprised to find that those bruises were not so painful anymore.

Ai Chi glanced at him indifferently, and reminded: "It will take a few days for the scars to completely disappear. You should eat less spicy and prone to burns these days."

Shen Yuntian curled his lips and retorted: "Where do you get the spicy food here?"

Just as he was talking, Shen Yuntian suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Ai Chi with a smile: "Or, are you going to treat me, the injured patient, to dinner?"

Ai Chi frowned, and shook his head directly: "No plan."

Shen Yuntian leaned forward eagerly, rubbed Ai Chi's shoulder affectionately, and said flatteringly: "Don't worry, I was hurt because of you anyway."

Ai Chi pierced it ruthlessly: "For me? Didn't you get beaten up by yourself?"

Shen Yuntian who was rejected: QAQ

Obviously when I was Sanmao, it was very useful to be cute every time!

Ai Chi was not moved by it at all, and the words "deserve it" were written in his eyes.

Shen Yuntian sighed.

Ai Chi didn't care about him, but stood up, looked directly at the bamboo spirit, pointed at Shen Yuntian and accused him righteously: "You injured our people."

Studio:? ? ?my people?

Shen Yuntian heard something, raised his eyebrows with interest, and looked at Ai Chi who suddenly changed his face with a half-smile - if he guessed correctly, the next sentence of the other party is the key point.

Bamboo Spirit: "...so?"

Ai Chi said seriously: "I have to pay for medical expenses."

Bamboo Essence:? !

Shen Yuntian: ... Sure enough.

[Hahahaha watching the host change face online]

[A moment ago, facing the anchor Shen Yuntian, it was written that we were not familiar with each other, but it was my turn to settle accounts, and suddenly became my person 23333 in seconds]

[Being a bird is my bird; being a human is my man.The host is fine~]

【Actually... the anchor said "we"...】

[Do not listen or listen, choose not to listen~]

"I didn't do it on purpose." Under the attack of Ai Chi's eyes, the bamboo spirit was inexplicably guilty, rubbing his face and defending weakly, "I didn't want to fight at first, but you moved my bamboo first. Besides, who knows He can be so weak..."

Zhaoruo and the little snake demon turned their heads together and looked at Shen Yuntian, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, their gazes were beyond words.

Shen Yuntian: ...

Ai Chi waved his hand and interrupted Zhu Zijing: "If I can save your bamboo, will you pay for his medical expenses?"

"What?!" The bamboo spirit didn't care about anything else, and asked in amazement, "You think you can save these bamboos?"

Ai Chi smiled slightly: "Not only that, I can also make them give birth to bamboo spirits."

At this moment, the way Zhuzijing looked at Ai Chi completely changed.

——The bamboos that Ai Chi cut down have not had time to give birth to bamboo spirits.Bamboo without the bamboo spirit is just a plant that can obey his words. Although it can be regarded as his descendant, there is really no need to feel sorry for it.

This is also the reason why the bamboo spirit was angry, but did not chase after Ai Chi.

Although it is difficult to restore bamboo, no matter it is the bamboo essence or the great power of the plant department, it can be done.But if it is to give birth to a bamboo spirit, it has a completely different meaning.

"You, how sure are you?" The bamboo spirit hesitated.

Ai Chi said firmly: "Ten to ten."

The bamboo spirit's gaze suddenly became a little complicated.

Ai Chi let him look at him casually, but there was no trace of shrinkage or hesitation on his face.

In fact, Ai Chi's temperament is very different from Shen Yuntian's, but in essence they are very similar.

Shen Yuntian has an indescribable aura of a superior person, his pride of looking down on the world is all exposed, as if he can turn his hands into clouds and his hands into rain... Of course, now they already know that this aura is completely faked!

But in Ai Chi, there is a kind of self-confidence that is not obvious.This nature makes him look humble on the outside, but inside he is just like Shen Yuntian, proud and determined.

Zhuzijing is also very familiar with this kind of demeanor—this is the temperament that literati often have, which comes from "the spirit of poetry and calligraphy in their stomachs", and also from their trust in the power of "knowledge changes the world".

Inexplicably, the bamboo spirit had confidence in him, and asked expectantly, "What are you going to do?"

Ai Chi thought for a while, it would definitely not work to feed these bamboos with tea eggs, but just in time, he also intends to invent some fresh food, so he calculated the existing points and the raw materials that are gradually opening up in the mall, and made up his mind: " I need a week to make a special kind of water. Then you feed the water to them, and the bamboo spirit will grow in about half a month."

The bamboo spirit exclaimed: "That's all right? Your water is so miraculous, is it fairy water?"

Ai Chi shook his head and said, "People in our area call it fat house water."

[Fuck, fuck, what a goddamn fat house! 】

[After the tea eggs, the anchor is going to make soft drinks again? 】

[I can even imagine how the anchor will dominate the world with tea eggs in one hand and a fat house with one hand in the future! 】

[Seriously in front?Don’t you think this pairing with inexplicable dark cuisine...]

[Soda is good, soda is good, every time the host makes something I can't afford it, so I can only watch the live broadcast and enjoy QAQ, this time I finally let me wait until I can afford it! 】

In this way, under the temptation of Fei Zhaishui, Ai Chi and others were enthusiastically retained by the bamboo spirit, and they lived in his bamboo house.

After living in this way, Ai Chi discovered that Zhuzijing lived outside the house, almost to an incomprehensible degree.

Once, after finally catching the bamboo spirit who came out to go to the toilet, Ai Chi couldn't help asking out his doubts.

The bamboo spirit glanced at him faintly, but didn't answer, but instead asked without beginning or end: "You must be good at studying, right?"

Ai Chi didn't know how he got here, he hesitated and said: "It's okay."

The old bamboo spirit rubbed his chin on the ground, and said: "I heard that the human beings outside like to take the college entrance examination, have you also taken the examination?"

Ai Chi: "No."

Obviously, he was a little overwhelmed by such inexplicable daily chatter.

The bamboo spirit rubbed his hands curiously, and asked, "Where did you go for the exam?"

Ai Chi blinked, and subconsciously replied in a daze: "Guanghua School of Management, Peking University."

Bamboo spirit nodded, as if realizing something: "I heard that the longer the name, the more ordinary the school is. Your name is so long, the school is quite ordinary, right?"

Ai Chi nodded in agreement: "Indeed."

Bamboo Jing felt a little sympathetic: "It's a pity. But now it seems that some graduate students are popular, you can try it too."

Ai Chi was silent, and admitted: "I have read it."

"Oh, where did you read it?"

"Wudaokou School of Finance."

The bamboo spirit was more sympathetic: "This sounds like it's worse than the last school!"

Ai Chi thought for a while, then nodded: "Indeed. At the beginning, the comprehensive test scores of the insurance research institute were not enough, so I couldn't be admitted to this hospital."

"Oh, if you look like this, it seems that you don't understand the life of those top students." The bamboo spirit scratched his head sadly, and muttered, "The monsters around me are all a bunch of scumbags. I have no place to investigate. They have been stuck for a long time. ..."

Ai Chi grasped the point keenly, and interrupted: "Wait, what did you just say, Calvin?"

【…】

【…】

【…】

[What's wrong, what's wrong, I just went to have a meal, why is the screen full of ellipsis when I come back? 】

[In front, congratulations, you missed the point perfectly, just now the anchor revealed his academic qualifications]

【Aha?Looking at the anchor's natural academic face, his education is not bad, right? 】

[Hehe, it's nothing special in Beijing University]

[Insurance Research Failure Tsinghuashuo]

【Financial Migrant Workers Wudaokou】

【Sanben School Guanghua Institute】

[? ? ?What are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word? 】

【Hey, watch the replay, everyone has no energy to explain to you.Anyway, this is the closest I've ever been to the host...]