God assists Araba

In this way, the responsibility for the matter went round and round and returned to Osamu Dazai.In order to make up for his past mistakes, he consulted a lot of information.I also clicked on a meat-eating website. Although I missed it at first, I couldn't stop browsing.

The website looks clear, but the content inside is really "you don't know if you don't read it, you will be shocked when you see it"!Those girls who are reserved, quiet and elegant in reality seem to let go of themselves when they go online, and they are so bold when they drive a car!I can't wait to step on three hundred miles, regardless of the speed limit!

The usual yellow is fine, but there are still many novel settings, most of which he has never seen or heard of!

Some Osamu Dazai can be explained by his abilities, and some of them cannot be explained by his abilities.He also saw an article with the setting of "Curse of the Flower God", but the name in it was "Flower Vomiting Syndrome", and the situation was not as serious as his, but it fit the setting very well.

There's a lot of crap besides that.These weird contents belong to the first time I saw it, I thought "It's so weird! How can it be like this?" But I couldn't help but want to take another look, and finally felt "Such a setting is really delicious!"

As long as Osamu Dazai brings him and the little slug in, he can make a fragrant sound of "Shasha" just like the comment section!

"Madam, Xiangxiang, Modo Modo!" "You are welcome to throw meat at me!" It can be perfectly matched at this time.

It seems that I found the right one!

Osamu Dazai resolutely collected the website, and made planned and organized notes on the hot spots he had seen just now, and added special notes on a few hobbies he liked.If you can enjoy these in life, it is really worthwhile.

Just use these to trick little slugs.

But as I said before, many of these weird settings cannot be explained by abilities. Even if they can be explained by abilities, Dazai Osamu, who can be called a "bug in the world", is disqualified in the world and cannot be used. what effect.Unless there is no physical contact!But what's the fun in this kind of thing without physical contact?Even if you have fun, you can only do it occasionally. If you have too much, it will be a kind of torture to yourself.

So after going back and forth, Osamu Dazai aimed at the strongest creature in this world.

——Huangba vomits!

Thinking about the "soul imprint" before, and the "curse of the flower god" that has tossed himself hard but also achieved mutual affection, Osamu Dazai thinks this is a very good candidate, oh no, God's choice.

Although "The Curse of the Flower God" is operated with the help of the power of the two-faced Su Nuo, it is also the inspiration of Huang Batu. If Huang Batu's contacts can help, it is almost equal to his own people.

So, the video call made a video call to Xing Mingjia, and the "housekeeper" Guangjin Liulang, who was sent by the leader to help, answered the call and followed Dazai Osamu's instructions, and called Huangba to answer the phone.

"Huh? What do you want from me?" Huangba spit out the ball and calculated the conflict between him and Osamu Dazai for a while, it seemed that there was no special problem, so that no one would come to him.Even if he came to send himself off last time, he returned a few days late, it was because of the curse spirit, so he wouldn't blame himself.

Speaking of this, I have to mention the conjurer. I heard that the Metropolitan Conjuration College in Tokyo has received more than one complaint, and a large number of reporters flocked to it.Those high-level people who used to love to make troubles are now busy with government officials and reporters, and have no time to make bad things at all.

"Don't say that." Osamu Dazai waved his hand with a smile, like a beckoning cat, but he dared not be treated as a non-toxic and harmless beckoning cat, "We are also a family. "

Huang Ba spits out the ball and wants to say that I am a god, so how can I talk to your family?But thinking about the current relationship between Chuya Nakahara and himself as a symbiosis, and the status of Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai as a couple in love, well, they are already fiancés now.I also think this statement seems to be correct.

Sure enough, I was too thin-skinned to speak out like the other party!

"Come on, what's the matter?" Huangba spit out the ball, ignoring the messy equal signs that popped up in his head, and folded his arms in his mind, "I saw it on TV, and most young people nowadays don't I like to chat with people back and forth."

"Which TV series are you watching?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help asking, "I remember that our Japan and the neighboring Korea have very strong customs in this regard." The rules are more than one!

Especially in the kimchi country, wives have to use honorific names when they quarrel with their cheating husbands, which has lost the basic essence of quarrels!Not funny at all.

Huangba vomited the ball and expressed with a cold attitude that he refused to communicate with people in depth.He doesn't want to discuss these things with this guy in the video!He still needs images!

"Okay, okay, let's stop talking about that, let's change to a more formal topic." Osamu Dazai cleared his throat, and expressed his true purpose in a meaningful tone, "What do you have? Haven't the good things been shown up to now?"

"What do you mean?" Huangba vomited the ball and didn't keep up with his thinking.Dazai Osamu's idea, not everyone can get it in the first time, which also shows that the tacit understanding between the two blacks is rare.

"For example, something like 'soul imprint'." Dazai Osamu crossed his hands against his chin, turned his face slightly to one side, his eyes flickered, and pretended not to care, but in fact he just pretended to be reserved and said, "I'm very interested in these now. "

"Tell me what you want to do first." It's not so easy for Huangba to catch the ball, and the gods still have their own vigilance!In particular, Osamu Dazai has learned so much from the past, and Nakahara has been fooled more than once.So he said with a straight face, "If it's a bad thing, I won't be grateful."

He is a good god!The thousand-year reputation cannot be ruined on Osamu Dazai!Who knows what this guy will let him do!

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's definitely not a bad thing!" Dazai Osamu repeatedly assured, he didn't expect that his reputation in Huangba Tuqiu would be so low, it's outrageous!Is this worthy of his status as Chuya Nakahara's boyfriend and fiance?

For the next plan, he had to make another promise: "And the matter has something to do with Zhongya, I will never hurt him, will I?"

"It seems to make sense." Arama spit the ball and made a wait-and-see gesture. The matter involved Chuya Chuya, and Osamu Dazai's words are still guaranteed.After all, counting so many times forward, he is the one who cares about him the most.

So he nodded and softened his attitude: "Then tell me, what are you going to do?"

"I want Chuya to be happy." Osamu Dazai said affectionately.

Huangba threw the ball and answered him: "But Chuya is very happy now." When he received Chuya's emotions last time, he felt the satisfaction, "And this is not your business? Why did you suddenly find me? gone?"

Do you really think he is a tool ball?

"That's because what I intend to give requires your help. Right now, Chuuya only has spiritual happiness, and I want to give him physical happiness." Osamu Dazai said frankly.Obviously the topic has already involved color, but it is still very refreshing.However, the tone in the back was persuasive, and it responded to this color, "If it was only me, I could only surprise him with ninety percent; but it would be different if you were included, and there would be no problem with one hundred percent! You don't want to Can Zhongye get more surprises?"

The skill of asking others for help is here. It is necessary to show the prospect that you are indispensable, and use the way of contrast and comparison to infinitely enhance the role of the other party, so as to reflect the importance of the other party.

"Of course I want to!" Huangba said without thinking about spitting the ball.In order to prove his credibility, Qiuqiu also spun around in the air.

He regards Zhongya Zhongye as his own child, and he definitely wants the best for him!

"Then join my plan." Osamu Dazai finally tore off the hypocritical sheepskin, revealing his nature as a big bad wolf. His eyes were bright before, but now they are unabashedly deep, like an abyss Wrapped in, "Only by following my plan can I give him the highest enjoyment."

"Okay, tell me what I'm going to do." Simple as Araba throwing a ball, someone walked in so easily, and said following Dazai Osamu's intention.

He knew Osamu Dazai's IQ, and he was very assured of his plan.

"Have you ever heard of ABO?" Osamu Dazai opened his mouth like a deep-water torpedo. Seeing the misty expression on the other party's face, he couldn't help but continue to explain. This is the first setting he is optimistic about. "It is that human beings in the future era have differentiated into three genders due to various reasons, that is, Alpha, Beta, and Omega. Among them, Alpha and Omega have pheromones and special physical properties, such as susceptibility and hair growth.丨 Love period."

"What's this?" Why do these nouns sound so weird?Even if he explained it that way, the old-fashioned old man would not understand.

"In short, Omega has a once-a-month estrus period, and Alpha has a quarterly susceptibility period. Their pheromones will affect each other. If the two enter a special period at the same time, they will have seven days and seven nights... in-depth Communication. Usually Omega’s estrus period also needs to be resolved by Alpha, but the time is only about three days.” In the end, Osamu Dazai directly indicated “you understand” with his eyes.He even dropped other parts and went straight to the most important ones.

Huang Ba vomited: "..." I don't want to understand!Although I still haven't figured out what these settings mean, but I can hear your deep meaning that you want to use this to trick Zhongyuan Zhong into an in-depth behavior with you!

Probably because his gesture of rejection was too obvious, Osamu Dazai said regretfully: "Well, you are an ancient god, there is nothing you can do if you can't accept this."

This is a setting introduced from the West. After all, Huangba Tu can be regarded as a local god. It is normal for the two sides to have different preferences.

The tone was rather regrettable.

However, before Huang Ba breathed a sigh of relief, the opposite party said enthusiastically: "Then what do you think of this Xiangshao? It means that human beings can be divided into guides and sentries at a certain stage. Sentinels have a spiritual body and various physical qualities. They are all very powerful, but while the spiritual body helps them improve their physical fitness, it is also a burden, which will cause mental confusion; so there is a guide, which can soothe the spiritual body and change the sentinel's five senses."

With the comparison of the previous ABO setting, this setting should not be too refreshing.But Huang Ba Tu always felt uneasy, so he asked, "In this world view, how does the guide comfort the sentinel?"

"Of course it's spiritual power. Every guide has spiritual power. It's enough to penetrate your spiritual power into the other party's spiritual world through the spiritual body." Osamu Dazai explained frankly.

He understood why the other party had such doubts, deliberately concealed his trouble, and even said to Huang Ba in a teasing tone: "Otherwise, where did you think?"

It's like pushing the pot out.

Huangba couldn't help but blushed, thinking whether he had too much prejudice against Osamu Dazai.This setting is not difficult to make, it is better to follow the other party's wishes, and take it as compensation for my behavior just now.

But just as he was about to speak, he saw the other party's extremely excited gaze. This gaze was so weird that he had to use his divine power to listen to the other party's psychological content.Then I can't wait to drown my pure self a few seconds ago into the sea!

——"Although the setting of ABO is more exciting, this whistle is also good. The guide's five senses are simply controlled! I can turn off Zhongye's vision and then increase his sensitivity. There is no sense of security in a dark environment , you can only feel your own existence with your body, under such an environment, the little slug will definitely cry! That is really a tens of billions of famous paintings!"

Huang Ba vomited: "...!" Angry!

I was almost cheated by this person!

He put on a gesture of resistance again, Osamu Dazai was very tolerant, and he did not criticize him in his tone, but said without any discouragement: "If this is not acceptable, let's try something more straightforward, such as this—— —The room where you can’t go out without XXOO! Isn’t that difficult?”

Although there are still many settings in the future, but judging by Huangba's current attitude, let's choose one of the simple ones.For those that are more in-depth and exciting, try again later.

Huangba took a deep breath, and forcibly suppressed his emotions: "What if I say 'no'?"

"Then I can only ask Liangmian Su Nuo for help. Although the effect of the 'Flower God's Curse' last time was a bit overdone, the ending is very good." Osamu Dazai said with a smile again, no different from Smiling Tiger.

"...How can you move him?" Huang Batu asked curiously.Although there were other questions in his mind, he had to say that the one in front of him was the most important one, so he asked it first.

He couldn't be more clear about the character of the two-faced Su Nuo. To put it nicely, he is self-confident, but to put it badly, he is ego, and he doesn't listen to other people's persuasion at all.He also hates what other people think about him.

He didn't think Dazai Osamu had any capital to persuade the cursed king.

"Use Alice." Dazai Osamu didn't hide his thoughts at all, it was no different from being unscrupulous, or this plan was in line with his wish to kill three birds with one stone, "Doesn't the two-faced Su Nuo want a body now? Alice's ability as a black-hearted doctor is due to her separate body. In such a special situation, as long as I hand Alice over to him, he will agree to my conditions."

"If I remember correctly, Doctor Black Heart, Mori Ogai... is your leader, right?" Huangba looked at him with horror.

I didn't expect him to use this idea directly!

And with regard to Su Nuo's longing for freedom on both sides, maybe he can really convince him!

"It's the former boss!" Osamu Dazai emphasized.His relationship with the black-hearted doctor is not very good!If you can give up the other party, you will naturally give up.

Huang Ba vomited.

He knew that Osamu Dazai was the type of "If you can say it, you can definitely do it".If you really let it go, you will definitely find the two-faced Su Nuo to plan.However, these two are both trouble-making types, and Osamu Dazai's IQ is there, so it's okay to put them together! ?

Moreover, Mori Ogai is the leader of Chuya in the Central Plains, and he is also a family member to a certain extent.Zhong Yuanzhong also cared about them very much. If he traced the root cause to himself afterward...then he really didn't know how to deal with that child!

He trusted him so much...

"Give me two days to think about it." Huang Batu finally gave in, "I'll pick something suitable." Although these are not very acceptable, but in this situation, I can only make do Try to find one out.

"One day at most." Osamu Dazai raised a finger and said with an inch.

"Okay, just one day at a time!" Huang Ba gritted his teeth, feeling that he had really paid too much for their dating behavior!

The sky is embarrassing me, Huangba spit!

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The author has something to say:

There was something wrong with my body yesterday, and I almost collapsed afterwards.

Sorry no update.

If the situation permits, I will try my best to add another chapter today.