The days when I was full of question marks in Yokohama

It was originally a quiet afternoon, green trees, grass, breeze, river.

Uchiha Wansora was leaning against a tree trunk and reading a book, while Koya and Miki were digging loaches by the river.

A picture of peace and tranquility.

"Empty Sauce~"

Suddenly, a person fell from the tree, and the leaves fell to the ground.Dazai Osamu was hanging upside down on the tree, and waved to Uchiha Wansora.

Uchiha Wansora looked at the caterpillar wriggling on the book, and looked at him expressionlessly.She moved her position and patted the position beside her with her hand.

Osamu Dazai sat down next to her and held out a hand to her.

Uchiha Wansora looked at the hand whose half palm was wrapped in bandages, thought for a moment, and patted it lightly.

"Yeah." She said blankly.

Dazai Osamu looked at his paws, then at Uchiha Wanzora, and let out a long sigh.

This woman can't get what he wants at all!

"Uchiha Wansora," he called.

"Is something wrong?"

"Can't I come to play with you if I have nothing to do?" Osamu Dazai stuck his chin and looked at her with the eye that was exposed.

Uchiha Wansora looked at him and didn't answer for a long time.

"Why don't you speak?"

Uchiha Wansora wrote a line in his notebook with a pen, and someone came to play with me.

"I don't know how to answer." Uchiha Wansora replied honestly, "No one has asked me to play before."

"But it looks good." Uchiha Wansora twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Uchiha Wansora." He called her name again.

"kindness."

"Uchiha Wansora." He had already moved closer to Uchiha Wansora, and put his arms around her shoulders, looking like two good brothers.

"kindness."

"Uchiha Wansora!"

"kindness."

"Can't you just ask me what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai looked sad like a wife complaining about her husband's ignorance.

Uchiha Wansora asked casually, "Is there something wrong?"

"fine."

"..." Uchiha Wansora showed a helpless expression, as if to say, "What are you making trouble for no reason?"

Dazai Osamu didn't speak again, he squatted in front of her and stared at her, the distance between his face and face was extremely close, his warm breath could even blow the hair from Uchiha Wanzora's forehead.

Osamu Dazai stared at his usually expressionless face, not missing even a slight change.

"Are you going to assassinate me?" Uchiha Wankong asked suddenly.

Osamu Dazai moved closer, the tips of his nose were almost close together, with a hint of confusion in his breath, his lips slowly approached Uchiha Wanzo's pinnae.

"Maybe it's a secret love?"

Osamu Dazai almost leaned against her arms, his cheeks were scratched by his soft hair, itching.

Uchiha Wansora blinked, and the book in his hand had fallen to the ground.Her mind froze for a moment, subconsciously followed his words and asked: "Then do you have a crush on me?"

"Hmm...maybe?"

"..."

"........."

"I lied to you!" Osamu Dazai jumped up, with one hand on his hips, and the other gestured "Yeah". "Did you believe it just now? I saw you smiled just now."

This time it was finally Uchiha Wanzora's turn to sigh, "No matter who it is, it will be happy to be told that they like it."

"Even if it's to lie to you?" Osamu Dazai squatted down again, looking at her seriously as if he was studying a precious animal.

"...Probably." Uchiha Wansora picked up the book on the ground with some gloom, patted the ashes on it, and continued to read.

"What's the matter with you?"

"Maruko!" He once again spread his palms towards Uchiha Wansora.

The corner of Uchiha Wansora's mouth twitched, and Osamu Dazai actually made such a big circle just for such a thing.

"Nothing."

"What about the dried fish? The dried fish, the dried fish."

Uchiha Wansora turned his head slightly, and Osamu Dazai followed her gaze.I saw a big yellow dog crawling on the ground wagging its tail, and next to it was a fish tail. Seeing the two people looking at him, they barked.

Osamu Dazai widened his eyes, "You fed the dog!"

"You don't want to eat." Uchiha Wansora said as a matter of course.

"You actually fed the dog!"

"If you don't eat, I'll feed you."

"You actually fed the dog!"

"..."

Uchiha Wansora found that he and Osamu Dazai couldn't make sense at all, so he had to remain silent.

Osamu Dazai asked again, "Why don't you speak?"

Uchiha Wansora cautiously: "...bring it for you next time?"

"Forget it, don't eat."

"……OK."

Osamu Dazai turned around and accused her again: "You didn't even ask me why!"

Uchiha Wansora was dying: "...why?"

"Because I bought the dried fish in Tokyo, so I don't let Kong sauce miss the appointment again." Osamu Dazai looked at her with a smile, "I'm so kind to you."

Uchiha Wansora was dry, and said without sincerity: "Yes, that's great."

Osamu Dazai was finally satisfied, and found a place to lie down in the shade under the tree, humming an out-of-tune song.

"Empty Sauce~"

"I'm here." Uchiha Wansora learned to be smart this time, she changed a word, and saw Dazai Osamu smile, and then she was relieved.

I don't know what Dazai Osamu will do this time...

Osamu Dazai asked a serious question this time: "What was the first time you missed an appointment?"

He was a little concerned about the second missed appointment.

"...Well, I told my mother that I will bring back the most beautiful camellias to her." Uchiha Wansora didn't think much, and said directly.

Uchiha Wansora's mother is a lady from a noble family, who was forced to marry in the Land of Fire.On the way, he met Uchiha Wansora's father, who became acquainted with a camellia flower.

Since the death of his father, every time Uchiha Wansora went on a mission, he would bring a camellia flower to his mother when he returned home.

It was autumn when she noticed something was wrong in the clan.

My mother wanted to keep her with her for a new year. As a direct descendant of the patriarch and a member of the presbytery, Uchiha Wansora had to go back to deal with this matter. Before leaving, she promised to bring the most popular on the mountain. The most beautiful flowers go back.

But she didn't expect that she almost died that winter. If it weren't for the special ability of her kaleidoscope Sharingan and some other factors, she would really have died there.

"Alas—" she sighed a long time, "I don't know if my lord will dance under the pear tree in the future."

"If she's still dancing, I don't know who can see it."

Uchiha Wansora's tone was a little melancholy, and there was also some inexplicable lamentation.

Osamu Dazai asked: "... Kong-chan's mother, is she still alive?"

Uchiha Wanzo nodded.

"It's as if you're dead." Osamu Dazai couldn't understand.

Uchiha Wansora stretched himself, stood up and shook his legs, "For them, isn't it the same as being dead?"

Osamu Dazai asked again as if confirming something: "Is Sora really a ninja?"

Uchiha Wansora directly performed a vertical tree climbing for him, and stopped at a distance about the same height as Dazai, "Of course."

She jumped down from the tree again and landed firmly on the ground.

"By the way, Dazai, do you want to go to school?" Uchiha Wansora suddenly asked this question.

"go to school?"

"Hao has also reached the age when he was in school. I am entrusting someone to handle his household registration. It will be the enrollment season in a few days. Do you want to go to school?"

"No." Osamu Dazai refused without thinking, "It's a boring place."

There is a group of boring people, and the silly head can be seen through at a glance, and the uneventful life can't bring him any joy.

Uchiha Wansora didn't mention this matter again.

Police officer Yamaji came to Uchiha Wanzo once after a day of patrolling.

"Miss Uchiha." Yuko Yamaji took off her police uniform and changed into casual clothes.

"Shirase is going to be released. If Miss Zhi doesn't sue him, maybe the necklace really can't be retrieved." Yuko Yamaji asked a very practical question.

Before that, she single-handedly broke into Yang's stronghold and forcibly detained Shirase.But a crime of theft can only hold him for a few days, and he will be released.

She is a very responsible policeman with a sense of justice. Although Miss Zhi didn't care much about the necklace, Officer Shanji felt guilty for not being able to retrieve the stolen necklace.

"It's okay, Officer Yamaji." Uchiha Wansora smiled, "You have to believe that the King of Sheep is a very sensible person, he will find the necklace and return it."

"... But there's one more problem," said Intermountain police officer.

"After he comes out, will he take revenge on Miss Zhi?"

A cold light flashed in Uchiha Wankong's eyes, but the smile on his face was impeccable.

"Officer Shanji, don't worry, if he still dares to come, I will take his surname."

The intermountain police officer frowned, "What did you do?"

"It's not a big deal, it's just a small gift for him."

·

Shirase hasn't been sleeping well lately.

As soon as I fell asleep, I started having nightmares.The contents of the nightmare are all kinds of strange things.

In the dream, Shirase dreamed that he would sometimes turn into a table, unable to move or speak.

Suddenly a big foot kicked over, the table was kicked through, and he immediately felt as if a big hole had been kicked out of his abdomen.

The incomparable pain directly woke him up from his sleep.

There is no wound on the abdomen, but the pain still exists.

The second time he fell asleep, he dreamed that he had turned into a glass lampshade, and he could vaguely see through the tiles that it was in the shape of a lantern.

Suddenly, a flower pot was thrown over, and the lampshade was torn apart.

And Shirase also felt the pain of being dismembered, as if being dismembered.

Overnight, he dreamed that he was transformed into a table, a lampshade, a flower pot... He transformed all the things that had been destroyed in Miss Management's shop, and personally experienced the pain of death.

In the dream, he couldn't even wake up, as if someone was being crushed on his chest, Shirase's first reaction was that something might be entangled with him.

When the last dream came, he finally became a human being.

He couldn't control his body, so he could only lie weakly on the bed, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes, his expression numb.

Shirase didn't know how he would die this time, he just hoped that this dream could end soon.

Squeak—the door was slowly pushed open, and two figures walked against the light.

"Dalang, I've taken some medicine."

The sweet and greasy female voice sounded like a female ghost seeking her life, and there was a hint of coldness in her tenderness.

"Hmm..." Shirase was tied up on the bed, unable to move at all, he could only see the two life-threatening ghosts approaching him.

He saw clearly the faces of the people who came, it turned out to be himself and Youxing.

Through their eyes he saw his own image—

The orange-haired boy was terrified, and he turned into Chuya of the Central Plains.

"Da Lang, if you don't drink the medicine, it will be cold..." You Xing sighed leisurely while holding the bowl.

The cold bowl was handed to his lips, and he could even smell a bitter medicinal smell.Shirase shook his head desperately, but it was all pointless struggles.

He was held down by "himself".

"Um..."

"Shirose, someone is visiting the prison!" Suddenly there was a knock on the prison door, and Shirase escaped from his dream, only to find himself sweating profusely and his heart beating thumpingly.

The first ray of sunlight in the morning hit the table in the hut.

A book was placed under the sun, it was the book that Uchiha Wansora had just finished reading last night.

On the cover of the book, the three gilt characters of "Jin Ping Mei" shine brightly in the sun.