The days when I was full of question marks in Yokohama

In the middle of the night, Uchiha Wanzora opened his eyes in a daze, touched his side, the quilt was still warm, but he was no longer on the bed.

She yawned and lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

When pushing open the door, Uchiha Wankong suddenly heard a horrifying and strange "click", as if someone was chewing something, coming from the direction of the living room.

She looked up, and there seemed to be a man-eating monster lurking in the dark space.Flipping her hands, Kunai appeared in her hands.

Tonight's evening show is "Urban Strange News". Uchiha Wansora and Miki didn't think it was scary when they watched it together, until they found this similar scene in their own home...

The sound of chewing bones continued.

She had figured out that there were no bones left of Osamu Dazai being gnawed by some supernatural force, and when she began to think about how to avenge Osamu Dazai.

The lights flickered and came on.

There is no Osamu Dazai being eaten, and there are no monsters, only Osamu Dazai squatting by the wall and stealing food.

Uchiha Wansora breathed a sigh of relief, secretly blacklisting that program in his heart.

"Empty sauce?" Dazai Osamu squatted by the wall, holding a spoon in his hand, with some debris on the corner of his mouth.

"Why are you holding Kunai?" Dazai Osamu's eyes fell on her hand, as an Ultimate Storm player, he knew what it was called.

"No, it's nothing." Uchiha Wansora put away the things, never mentioning that he had been eaten by monsters in his brain.

She even wondered if she caught a monster, whether it would be braised or spicy.

Osamu Dazai looked at her suspiciously, "Why are your eye sockets red?"

Uchiha Wansora blinked slightly, "It's too violent. But what are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai made a clicking sound, "I'm hungry."

A half-open bag was scattered at his feet, and a dog on the bag was smiling brightly at the camera.

"So you get up in the middle of the night to steal dog food?"

Osamu Dazai held out a spoon towards her, "Would you like to taste it?"

Uchiha Wansora ate everything on the spoon in one gulp.

"How is it?" Dazai asked expectantly.

Uchiha Wansora chewed the hard lump in his mouth, feeling that it tasted good, and even ate a few pieces of meat.

She took the spoon and scooped it up herself, and asked, "Do you want a glass of milk?"

"Can't it be replaced with beer?" Dazai Osamu muttered.

Uchiha Wansora has already got up to get a milk glass, "I can't sleep at night after drinking beer."

"Also, milk can grow taller."

Osamu Dazai said nonchalantly, "I can grow taller even if I don't drink milk."

Uchiha Wansora frowned slightly, didn't say anything, just took out his phone and pressed twice.

Osamu Dazai's cell phone vibrated, and he took it out to see that a text message about health science was transferred to his cell phone.

He took a glance and put it away, put his hands together, and looked at Uchiha Wansora with bright eyes.

"Beer, beer! No milk!"

Uchiha Wansora sighed, "Okay, okay, you won, just listen, there are not many."

"I really lost to you." She looked at Osamu Dazai with some helplessness.

She put her own milk on the table, casually picked up Osamu Dazai's coat and put it on her body, and walked out in the next second.

After 3 minutes, he reappeared in the room, opened the can of beer and handed it to Osamu Dazai.

"Thank you Kong-chan~" If Osamu Dazai had a tail, he would have flicked it now, "I'm really the most..."

Before he could say the second half of the sentence, Uchiha Wanzo raised his finger and gently placed it in front of his mouth.

"Okay." Uchiha Wansora smiled slightly, his eyes seemed to be looking at a vexatious child.

She said softly: "Needless to say, drink your bar."

Before the warmth of his fingers on his lips completely faded away, Osamu Dazai's heart instantly became icy cold, and his head seemed to be in a daze for a moment.

"Empty..." He felt that his throat was a little dry, and the sense of accomplishment that he had made the other party give in just now had completely disappeared.

Uchiha Wansora looked back at him.

"No, it's nothing." Osamu Dazai finished the beer in one gulp, sat beside her, and the two of them ate dog food together.

The [-] grams of dog food Meiji bought was eaten up by two utterly bored people in one night.

It wasn't until the bag was empty that Uchiha Wansora didn't seem to realize that it seemed that Miki had bought it to feed Lucky.

Osamu Dazai showed a tricky smile, "Now Sora is also an accomplice."

Uchiha Wansora: "..."

She rested her chin and thought about how to maintain the dignity of a parent in front of Meiji.

Osamu Dazai let out a alcohol-smelling belch lightly, and his fluffy hair rubbed Uchiha Wanzora's neck.

"Oh, I planned to put newspapers in the dog food after I finished eating it, and I planned to see the disappointed eyes of that stupid dog, but why did Kong-chan eat with me?" Osamu Dazai said through gritted teeth.

He didn't forget that his small dried fish was snatched by that smelly dog ​​twice.

Not letting that stinky dog ​​taste the hatred of taking food, he felt a little uncomfortable no matter what.

Uchiha Wansora said: "Because it tastes much better than Bingliangwan." In this era, even dogs eat better than what ninjas used to eat.

"Bing food pills?"

"It's the same as your compressed biscuits."

"What is yours and ours, isn't it just a compressed biscuit?" Dazai Osamu played with her hand and said with a smile: "But my accomplice, how are you going to explain this to Miki tomorrow?"

Uchiha Wansora lowered her eyes, as if she was thinking. After a while, she said slowly, "Do you need an explanation?"

She took out a few black feathers from the seal, and then moved a little towards the opening.

Osamu Dazai let out a "huh", and after figuring out what she was doing, he smiled and said, "Kong-chan is good or bad."

Uchiha Wansora looked at her disguised scene and let out a long sigh.

"What can I do? I'm also desperate."

She glanced at the principal criminal, then patted her mouth lightly, "Why can't you control my mouth?"

Early the next morning, the house was in chaos.

Meiji stood in front of Nanako holding the bag of dog food, and pointed at the bag, "Nanako! It was agreed when I bought it, dog food is for luck, and I will buy you snacks when I have pocket money next week!"

Nanako crouched, surrounded by Meiji's figure, looking weak and helpless, with a single black Doudou eyes full of innocence.

"Ka?"

"You're still pretending to be innocent!" Meiji took out a black feather from the bag and shook it in front of it, "Who will eat dog food at home except you!"

"Look, look, did you peck the marks on the bag?"

Nanako tilted her head and saw that the opening on the bag was uneven, as if it had been pecked open by a sharp object. The traces were familiar to Nanako herself, and even for a moment, she began to doubt herself.

Does it travel at night?

Uchiha Wanzora, who was ironing his clothes with a clothes iron, was extremely calm, and there was no clue from his expression.

Osamu Dazai stood beside her, shaking the hem of his clothes in his hands, glanced lightly at the farce over there, and then looked away, it had nothing to do with him, hanging high.

When the two people looked at each other, they couldn't help but curl the corners of their mouths.

"Elder sister, Dazai, what are you laughing at?" Hao also walked over with a lunch bag, just in time to see two people smiling at each other.

Uchiha Wansora's expression instantly became serious, he cleared his throat and said, "It's nothing."

Nanako instantly realized what happened!

As a ninja, camouflaging traces is a compulsory course, and Uchiha Wansora is one of the best.

The black bird flapped its wings and rushed towards Uchiha Wansora, raised its head and was about to peck her.

A big orange hand appeared in the room, and it slapped Nanako in the palm, preventing it from moving.

This pot, Nanako is determined.

It doesn't talk anyway.

Osamu Dazai pressed his forehead against Uchiha Wanzora's back, and couldn't help laughing.

"Sister, isn't Dazai on holiday today? Why do you need to iron your clothes?"

Meiji shook the empty plastic bag angrily, making a "swish" sound, and asked casually.

Uchiha Wansora looked at the coat in front of him, and then at Osamu Dazai in a sweater.

Habits are a terrible thing.

She was just looking for trouble just now, she was just afraid that she would be too happy to accidentally reveal her secrets.

Probably because she was silent for too long, Meiji saw something from it.

"...Elder Sister?" Meiji said in disbelief, "Could it be you who ate it?"

Uchiha Wansora patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder, and quickly sold his teammates, "And him."

"You two didn't take me with you to eat!" Miki was reluctant to hit her elder sister, so she scratched Osamu Dazai with her backhand.

Hao was also lost in thought.

Why do a group of them eat dog food?Isn't the rice fragrant?Is he the only normal person in the family?

After the farce in the morning ended, Nanako was hugged tightly by Miki for a while to coax her.

The black crow pitifully wants to have the right to have a small snack every day for the next two weeks.

Even so, it stretched its head toward Meiji's arms, making two grievous calls from time to time.

Osamu Dazai, who was scheduled for the next two weeks, sighed while carrying a mop. Falling in love is really troublesome and always brings many unexpected troubles.

Meanwhile, he's not alone in his troubles.

The port mafia building, the long corridors are dark even in the morning and need lights.

The sound of pattering footsteps came from far and near, and officer A angrily walked towards the chief's office.

"There is no leader..."

The guard at the door raised his hand to stop him, but before he finished speaking, he was shot through the head.

In an instant, countless guns were aimed at him.

A didn't seem worried that they would actually shoot, and said directly: "I want to see the leader."

There seemed to be some sound coming from the guard's headset, and he stepped aside.

It's just that the gun that suddenly emerged from the wall was still aimed at him.

"Boss, I want to punish Osamu Dazai." As soon as A entered the door, he threw a file bag on his desk without saying a word.

When the document flew over, it knocked down the pen holder on the table.

Mori Ogai held his chin, with a smile on his lips, and an unknown light in his eyes.

"Can I know why?"

A listed a lot of crimes in an instant, from disrespecting the cadres to acting casually. In his mouth, Osamu Dazai was wrong even to wear bandages.

"The most important thing is that he actually gave up the drug deal with the Black Organization!"

This is where A is most angry.

He had already negotiated with the Black Organization about this matter in advance.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai blocked his way with a backhand, and instead discussed with them about the "elixir of life" project.

The organization in black really gave up on cooperating with him.

Mori Ogai looked at him quietly, and asked, "What else?"

A's face was flushed, and he slapped the table with a "bang", "What else? What else? Are these not enough?"

Mori Ogai smiled, "It's really not enough."

"After all, one-third of the funds of the Port Mafia now come from Osamu Dazai."

"Is the leader going to cover up that reckless kid like this?"

Still smiling, Mori Ogai asked him, "So what?"