The days when I was full of question marks in Yokohama

"Pfft..." Osamu Dazai's cheeks puffed up, and it was very hard to hold back his smile.

Uchiha Wansora: "..."

She stretched out her hand and poked it, and Osamu Dazai began to leak air.

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"...Hahaha." Dazai Osamu laughed so hard that tears came out, his forehead rested on the back of Uchiha Wanzora's neck, wrapping around her like a big koala.

"This is the first time I've heard someone admit that they are stupid."

Osamu Dazai smiled for a while, his iris-colored eyes became darker.

Everyone thinks they are smart, and smart people are also the most exploitable and the dumbest.

Uchiha Wansora replied: "There is nothing to admit."

"But Sora-chan, did you forget something?" Osamu Dazai played with curling Uchiha Wanzora's black hair with his fingers.

Uchiha Wansora looked at him suspiciously.

"...Obviously Kong-chan traded a lot of things with that piece of paper, but at the beginning it not only messed up my hair, it took me a whole morning to comb it, and it also caused me to lose a game. "

Osamu Dazai spoke for a long time with a blank expression.

Uchiha Wansora: "..."

Osamu Dazai continued to mutter: "Look at you, you still look like you don't care."

"...I don't care about it." Uchiha Wansora retorted with difficulty.

"You have!" Osamu Dazai tugged at her hair dissatisfied.

"sorry!"

Uchiha Wansora's apology was crisp and straight, and directly blocked all the words that Dazai Osamu had said afterward.

Seeing Dazai Osamu's expression was not good, Uchiha Wanzo carefully added: "Brother?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

He slapped away Uchiha Wansora's approaching face, and sat on the chair with folded arms, his brows were tightly knit together, and there seemed to be an invisible low pressure lingering around his body.

"Then what do you want to do?" Uchiha Wansora squatted beside the chair and tugged at the corner of his clothes.

Osamu Dazai touched his chin, "You can do anything?"

Uchiha Wansora wanted to nod at first, but when he thought of what happened one night, he said, "Except for picking the stars and picking the moon."

Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth suddenly, and said mockingly: "Isn't Miss Ninja omnipotent?"

"Nobody can do everything."

Uchiha Wansora pinched his chin and closed his mouth, "Don't be weird, it's within my ability."

Uchiha Wansora found that his chin was quite easy to pinch, so he scratched it easily.

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes at her, and made a purring sound from his throat, like a feline sizing up its prey.

"Kong-chan, success is more difficult than failure, isn't it?"

Uchiha Wansora didn't know why he suddenly changed the subject, but nodded anyway.

He lowered his right hand with his left hand, "Then it's easier to fail a suicide attempt than succeed in suicide?"

Uchiha Wansora blinked his eyes, and it took him a long time to come around, "That's right... isn't it? But the purpose of this is different, right?"

The purpose of suicide is to ask for death, and the attempted suicide seems to have a little more meaning of asking for help.

"It's enough that the result is the same." Osamu Dazai looked at her seriously, "But when trying to commit suicide, there will always be times when it will be very painful."

A smile appeared on Dazai Osamu's face, "At this time, I have to rely on Sora-chan."

Uchiha Wansora: "..."

Uchiha Wansora asked: "Then, does that mean I will save you every time you commit suicide?"

"No, no, no." Osamu Dazai raised a finger and shook it, "I'm talking about when I'm in pain."

"..." Uchiha Wansora felt that she wanted to go home and learn from Tianzhang Zhenxing.

There has never been a painless death in the world except dying.I don't know if it's making things difficult for him or myself.

"Is it possible?" Osamu Dazai continued to ask: "Based on Sora's thirteen months, isn't it very difficult?"

Uchiha Wansora twitched the corners of his mouth and said "Oh".

"Oh, what do you mean?" Osamu Dazai pulled her face outward, "Do you agree or not?"

Uchiha Wansora said inarticulately: "Oh, I know, I will do it."

"It's not that I know how to do it, but I must do it!" Osamu Dazai let go of the hand that pinched her face, and poked her forehead, "I really hate pain."

Uchiha Wanzo nodded helplessly.After Osamu Dazai dug another way to kill the obsessive-compulsive disorder from the island in her small island game, this matter was finally exposed in this way.

The couple's work efficiency was extremely high. After renting out the house in the morning, they found a school for the little girl in the afternoon. It happened that he and Hao were also in the same class.

In the evening, Mrs. Quan came to visit with the little girl and brought a basket of cakes.

Izumi Kyouka sat on the sofa awkwardly, looked at Uchiha Wanzo suspiciously and blinked, "...Did I meet you somewhere?"

Uchiha Wansora smiled and said, "Maybe it was in a dream."

Quan Jinghua suddenly realized, the stupid hair on her head curled up, "Yes, it was in a dream!"

Mrs. Quan clenched her hands on her knees, and still asked softly, "What dream?"

Quan Jinghua gestured with her hands, and said in a naive and immature voice: "It's a wedding, a super grand wedding. There is a red moon, maple trees, and a super, super beautiful bride."

She suddenly took Meiji's hand, "This sister and I are flower girls!"

"What, what?" Miki, who had been depressed since this morning, was suddenly pulled, startled.

When Mrs. Izumi looked over suspiciously, Miki glanced at Uchiha Wansora who was smiling impeccably, and nodded, "That's right."

"Then this is really an interesting dream." Mrs. Quan said with a smile.

After the mother and daughter of the Izumi family left, Miki suddenly threw herself into Uchiha Wansora's arms.

Since the move, she has rarely done this action.

"What's wrong?" Uchiha Wansora patted her head.

Meiji said sullenly: "I really like eldest sister."

Uchiha Wansora was stunned for a moment, and replied with a smile: "I like Miki too."

"May I like Meiji the most?" Meiji asked in a low voice, and before she could answer, Meiji continued on her own: "No, it's okay, I definitely like the eldest sister the most, I can compare to Jinghua Still cute, so..."

So what, she didn't say anything, just rubbed her little furry head in Uchiha Wansora's arms.

Uchiha Wansora looked at Miki who was snuggling up to her like a baby bird, and sighed in his heart, still feeling insecure.

It seems that she has to get rid of her habit of liking to look at pretty girls.

Koya's school conducts a quiz.

The other courses are okay, and I got full marks in English, but the math is a stretch, and I get one out of ten questions.

After Osamu Dazai knew this, he couldn't straighten up from laughing.

"Haoya, this kind of question that can be answered at a glance, how did you make nine mistakes?"

Hao also slapped the test paper on the table, and said angrily, "You guy who hasn't even attended school, what right do you have to laugh at me! Bastard Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai "tsk tsk" twice, really picked up the pen, glanced at a question, and within a minute, all the correct answers were written on the draft paper.

Hao also sneered: "You have been fooled, I don't need to recalculate."

Osamu Dazai's expression didn't change, he just looked behind him.

Hao also gradually froze, and his smile disappeared.Uchiha Wansora came back at some point, with a vegetable basket in his hand, standing behind him, without saying anything, just sighed softly.

The heart of Hao who sighed was almost broken.He knew that for him to go to school, the family could be regarded as a waste of money, and it took a lot of effort.

In the end, he didn't do well, and a heavy sense of guilt weighed on Hao Ye's heart.

"Dazai, don't stare at those nine questions." Uchiha Wansora said that it was Dazai Osamu who taught first, she picked up the test paper on the table, looked at it, and said seriously: "You got one question right, next time you can Right three ways?"

Hao also blushed and nodded fiercely.

Uchiha Wansora touched his head, "As long as you are not dead, there is still room for improvement, and you don't have to be trapped in temporary failure."

"What about me?" Osamu Dazai pointed to himself, "I'm all right for anyone who hasn't gone to school."

Uchiha Wansora looked at the bright-eyed Osamu Dazai, and curled his mouth, "Open canned crab meat tonight?"

Dazai gave a thumbs up.

"Hiroya~ In the future, if you have any questions you don't know, you can ask brother Dazai~" Osamu Dazai said to Hiroya with a smile, shaking his hands.

Hao was also disgusted by that mean voice, so he only replied with one word.

"roll."

In the evening, Hao also sat in front of the table, gnashing his teeth and writing a line.

"Target: Neon Metropolitan Police Academy!——Be sure to catch the bastard Dazai and put him in prison!"

"Oh." Osamu Dazai, who is currently considered a half-mafia member, stroked his chin. "It turns out that people who can score ten in mathematics also want to enter the police academy? Come on."

No matter how you listen to that sound of cheering, it is very mocking.

Hiroya's face was flushed with anger, his eyes were also red, and there were faint tears rolling in them, as if he really wanted to rush up and fight Dazai Osamu.

"Boom—" A book flew over from behind and hit Osamu Dazai on the back of the head.

"Kong-chan, it hurts." Osamu Dazai rubbed the back of his head, and picked up the book "The Most Beautiful Education" from the ground.

Uchiha Wansora came out of the kitchen with an apron on his body and a spoon in his hand, and said to Osamu Dazai with a serious expression: "Even if you think other people's dreams cannot be realized, don't laugh at them, okay? "

Osamu Dazai looked at the soup ladle raised high in front of him, as if he would directly smash him to death if he said no, he nodded very wisely.

After all, being smashed to death by a spoon would feel very painful without even thinking about it.

"But when Sora was cooking, he took this book instead of the cookbook. Does it mean that Sora is also very distressed now?" Osamu Dazai shook the book in his hand.

Uchiha Wansora didn't say anything, just raised the spoon again.

Osamu Dazai covered his face with a book, "Kong Jiang, is your fish going to be boiled?"

Uchiha Wanzo cursed secretly, and disappeared in front of him.

Even though it took Uchiha Wansora [-] months to rush there, the fish was inevitably boiled.

Fortunately, after a period of training, Uchiha Wansora's cooking skills have been greatly improved, and the taste of other dishes is still good.

"Rotten boiled fish is also good." Osamu Dazai sat at the dining table, eating with relish, "It would be nice if there was wine."

Uchiha Wansora glanced at him, and took out a small jar of wine from his wrist, "Only a small glass is allowed."

Osamu Dazai was pleasantly surprised: "I didn't expect Sora to bring wine?"

Uchiha Wansora glanced down at the wine jar, and quickly moved it away, as if he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

"Well, I got it from my eldest nephew before."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai picked up the cup and took a sip, the strong liquor entered his throat, making his cheeks flush slightly from the heat, "Is this an appointment with someone?"

"……Um."

Uchiha Wankong lowered his eyes, thinking of that day.

The man with the samurai sword on his back and the pigtails avoided the man in the red armor in the courtyard like a thief, and said to her quietly: "Wait for me to come back and drink."

He blinked and said playfully, "Let's not let big brother know."