The sand sculpture stand-in and the boss agreed to get married

Two days later, Fu Yanle received another gift and letter from "He Yiqi who did not want to be named".Compared with the suddenness last time, this time Fu Yanle was obviously prepared enough to accept all the compliments He Yiqi gave him with peace of mind, but he still returned the gift as before, leaving only the letter.

It's just that there are only three things, if He Yiqi dares to send gifts to his door again, then he will immediately visit Heyi Media and give He Yiqi a big blessing.

As for why He Yiqi suddenly behaved like this, Fu Yanle also had some guesses.But these are just trivial things, what makes his head hurt right now is another thing.

Yu Jingchen came out of the bathroom.

Fu Yanle was sitting on the carpet beside the bed, lying on the bed with her upper body twisted, with her legs together and swinging back, like a mermaid who lost her soul.When Yu Jingchen got closer, he could still hear Fu Yanle muttering words, but the words were obscure and ethereal, like the mysterious singing of the sea god.

In short, he and other ordinary people cannot understand.

Yu Jingchen stood still behind Fu Yanle, and found that he was pressing the tablet under his hand, and there was a vivid "fuck" on the screen.

Before entering the bathroom, Fu Yanle followed the video and danced a square dance on the carpet. Judging from his smiling face and passionate singing, he should be dancing very devotedly and in a bright mood.Why did he complete a set of washing actions, and the air in the bedroom became much lower?

Yu Jingchen pondered for two seconds, then asked tentatively, "Lele, who upset you?"

Fu Yanle said: "I'm not unhappy, I'm just lost in thought."

"Encountered a problem? Would you like to share with me, maybe I can help you." Yu Jingchen stretched out his hand and squeezed the back of Fu Yanle's neck, "It will hurt your neck after sitting for a long time, so get up and sit properly."

"Oh." Fu Yanle immediately changed from a mermaid sitting posture to a human sitting posture, then swiped a few times on the tablet, and handed it to Yu Jingchen.

Yu Jingchen took it, and saw that there was a form on the screen, in various languages, and looking around, there were still some terms he didn't understand.

Yu Jingchen was about to say that he didn't have the basic knowledge to help Fu Yanle, when he lowered his head and saw Fu Yanle looking at him eagerly... In this case, he couldn't back down, no matter for his dignity or to maintain his reliable and powerful image .

Under Fu Yanle's gaze, Yu Jingchen reached out and stroked his chin, expressing that he was thinking seriously, and then quickly looked at the various nouns on the screen again.

Omega, Bulgari, Burberry, Delvaux... are all brands. Could it be that Fu Yanle wants to buy a gift for someone, but doesn't know what to buy?But who are you going to buy it for?Need to make a special form?So attentive?

Yu Jingchen suppressed his doubts, continued to swipe down, and then saw a row of boxy Chinese characters at a glance—a lipstick gift box (preferably a lipstick gift box that can gather a variety of color numbers such as cute girl, gentle, pure, royal sister, etc.) )

So, still give it to women?

Fu Yanle has been looking at Yu Jingchen all the time, seeing his initial indifference and arrogance of "I know everything" suddenly dissipated, and turned into a kind of shock and displeasure similar to "Fuck me", she couldn't help stretching out her tentative paws , carefully pulled Yu Jingchen's pajama trousers.

"Giegie, why did your expression complete the ultimate destruction in a second?"

Yu Jingchen calmed down quickly and took the initiative to spy on the enemy, "Lele, you can't choose this way. If you want to give someone a gift, you have to match what they like. If you don't know what someone likes, you can also choose from other people's work, Personality and other aspects to consider."

"Ah?" Fu Yanle was troubled, "But I don't know about these."

do not know anything?

It seems that there is no hostility at all.

Yu Jingchen breathed a sigh of relief, and asked directly, "Who do you want to give it to?"

"It's just that in the last episode of the program, there were three rounds of barrage draws. One of them should be my little fan, and the other is a CP fan of me and You. I discussed it with You, and he will prepare for the CP fans. As a small gift, I will bring a matching one. Another gift for a small fan, I will prepare it myself."

Fu Yanle was worried.

"I've listed a lot, and I don't think it's a good idea to give anything away. You're talking about girls. They don't necessarily like cosmetics, skin care products and bags; they don't like to give watches. ^] Xi{% group must have this habit "Send wine, what if it's a minor?"

Yu Jingchen thought for a while, and chose to ask the truth, "Why don't you just ask what other people like? This way you can guarantee that the other party will definitely like your little gift."

"...ask directly before giving the gift?" Fu Yanle looked at Yu Jingchen incredulously, and spat at him, "You are scary, you have no sense of ritual, you don't know how to create a surprise and romantic atmosphere—"

Yu Jingchen smiled slightly, "What?"

This smile is really kind.

Fu Yanle immediately changed his words: "But he is still full of fatal personality charm, a perfect man who easily makes people's hearts fall in love!"

Yu Jingchen snorted, sat on the head of the bed, and said, "Actually, most of the time, giving gifts is a matter of thought. Although the items on your list are all luxury brands, the money to buy these things is not worth it to you at all." Worth mentioning."

"But I chose very seriously." Fu Yanle retorted a little wronged, "I didn't just buy one."

"I mean, none of these are good choices." Yu Jingchen patted the seat next to him, "Sit over here, and let me pat the grievance bubble off your head."

Fu Yanle sat down and was patted on the head by Yu Jingchen.He immediately stopped being wronged, and said: "I actually think that it is not easy for these little girls to become Zaun players for me every day. I don't want them to spray sunspots at all, good little girls, because I became a fighting Buddha, and I feel sorry for it. And some black people speak so fucking bad. I searched through a dictionary as thick as a big Leba, but I couldn't figure out how they created such dirty words. "

"Biology has diversity." Yu Jingchen rubbed Fu Yanle's hair, "What's more, using words as a sharp weapon to hurt people is the simplest way. 'Words to hurt people are deeper than spears', which has existed since ancient times. "

Fu Yanle said: "To be honest, I have been on the Internet for many years, and I have nothing to do, so I randomly selected a few lucky ones, and gave a little reciprocation. In fact, I didn't take what those black people scolded me, let alone because of it. It's sad or something, after all, they don't match well. Of course, except for the sentence about Su Fengyao last time, it really humiliated me."

He crossed his arms in a playful way, raised ten fingers alluringly, touching the creaking hole, and pouted his mouth proudly, he was bound to compete with the ceiling.

Yu Jingchen was startled by this contrived posture, couldn't help pinching his waist, and said, "Don't mention Su Fengyao, we can still live in peace."

"Of course." Fu Yanle immediately let go of his pretentious hands and sat upright, "Actually, it's not once or twice that my fans dance and scold others on the Internet, and there are many of them who are eloquent and tenacious. There are also many Confucian masters. But in this round of black hot search battles, there were some poor little people who were crying because they couldn't spray sunspots!"

This kind of spirit of not fearing powerful enemies made Fu Yanle respectful and apologetic.

Can't even spray sunspots, how quiet, well-behaved, gentle, weak and kind-hearted little girl must be in real life?It's completely different from those other tiger and wolf girls who call him a scumbag every day, and say they want to tie him up and handcuff him with a small whip to make him howl.

Fu Yanle stepped on it secretly, and said: "Others defend me, and I can't just say nothing. Although I can't prepare a small gift for each of them, but this time giving it to one of them can be regarded as a little expression of my gratitude. "

"Understood." Yu Jingchen rubbed the fabric around Fu Yanle's waist, "You decided to sue that marketing account for defamation because of this reason."

Fu Yanle nodded, and said: "Those remarks that I have a gold master are all clichés. I didn't care about it before, let alone this time the 'golden master' is the most perfect Jingchen giegie in the world. It's just me. The blessings cultivated in eight lifetimes!"

Yu Jingchen delivered today's silence and said, "Don't play awkwardly with me."

"Okay." Fu Yanle folded her hands obediently, and said in the tone of a primary school student reading a text, "The purpose of suing for defamation is twofold. One is to give the girls an explanation, so they can't let them fight all night for nothing, right? Second, Let’s also tell them from the side, I really don’t have a benefactor.”

As for the marketing account, everyone has to be responsible for what they say. Since they dare to say the word "real hammer", they have to pay the corresponding price.

"Okay." Fu Yanle returned to normal, "Let's go back to the original starting point."

He bowed his head and wrote on the tablet, saying: "I think you are right, the heart is the most important thing, so the great Apollo Fu decided to create this gift by himself!"

"Okay, great Mr. Apollo Fu." Yu Jingchen said lightly, "I don't seem to be honored to receive the gift you personally created."

"Oh!" Fu Yanle's tone rose in surprise, "Don't belittle yourself, the perfect Asclepius Yu, you are——ah hello!"

Yu Jingchen threw Fu Yanle on the pillow suddenly, stretched one hand in from Fu Yanle's pajamas, and pressed against it and asked, "Apollo? Asclepius? Do you want to be my father?"

"Don't scratch my flesh, they are innocent!"

"Tickle me, what kind of purebred man are you? Let me go if you have the ability, and I will fight you with force!"

Fu Yanle thumped like a fish, using both hands and feet, and then Yu Jingchen pressed them to death.Fu Yanle's face was blocked by the disheveled hair, he shook his head, raised his only free head, and launched the big move again - I will bite you to death!

Yu Jingchen leaned back and looked at Fu Yanle with his mouth open, revealing a row of creaking white teeth, shaking his head like a lost one, and the kind with very weak fighting power.

Fu Yanle demonstrated with two rows of teeth, and finally his mouth was sore, almost drooling.

Yu Jingchen took the time to appreciate it. Seeing that Fu Shuai's attack speed had obviously slowed down, he stretched out a finger to touch Fu Yanle's forehead, pinned him on the pillow with ease, and then lowered his head and asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" What?"

Fu Yanle couldn't break free, and was out of breath, and finally could only express his contempt with his eyes, saying: "Toad//toad jumped into the frying pan, looking for death!"

"No." Yu Jingchen said with a smile, but also seemed threatening, "This is called, committing crimes above."

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