Tang Seng Rou

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"I'm exhausted, little Kongkong, let's take a rest before leaving." I slept on Wuzhi Mountain last night, and started my journey early this morning.This uncle is very good, he can only enjoy life like a living.

To go to Xitian, you have to go west, but there are trees, mountains, water, etc. in front of you blocking the way, so you can't tell the direction. There is no compass these days, but the Monkey King who is supposed to lead the way says he doesn't know the way.

"Don't you often go to Lingshan? Why don't you know the way!" It's good that someone can ask the way, but when passing by the barren mountain, there is no one, and I have gone in the wrong direction several times.

Looking at the finger that was about to poke his face, Sun Wukong's eyes flashed coldly, "You don't want the finger anymore."

Tang Xiansang hurriedly withdrew her hand pointing at Sun Wukong, she was too careless, this plague god has a bad temper, why did she forget it again, dare to point at his nose and scold, isn't she courting death?

"I go to Lingshan by empty roads, and I don't recognize them on the ground. Besides, I'm a road idiot." Sun Wukong looked at Tang Xiansang proudly.

It was as if he was shot to death, Tang Xiansang was so angry, Lu Chi is amazing!Really, I didn't expect that let alone monsters, I don't even know the way, and I don't think I can go to Lingshan in ten or twenty years.

Seeing Tang Xiansang lying on the ground, depressed, only breathing in but not getting out, Sun Wukong smiled lightly, stood up and stamped his feet, "Old man, get out, I'm here, and I haven't greeted you yet."

With a bang, a fairy-like old man with white brows appeared out of thin air, bowing his hands and smiling apologetically, "Congratulations to the great sage for leaving the customs, hehe, the little god didn't know that the great sage came here, and he didn't greet him, so please forgive me."

Tang Xiansang quickly stood up, stroked the long beard of the white-browed old man, and said with a look of admiration, "Wow, are you a land lord?"

"Hehe, that's the little god. I heard that the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Could it be the girl?" The land was a little puzzled. Could this be the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi who was told to take good care of it?How did you become a woman?

"Wow, you've heard of me. I'm Tang Seng. Hehe, I've always admired you. Today I finally saw a real person!" Marriage, seeing real people, very happy.

"Hmph. Didn't you want to ask for directions? I haven't seen the world before." Sun Wukong looked unhappy, what a small piece of land, why wasn't she so excited when she saw her.

Ignoring the complaining Monkey King, Tang Xiansang looked at the land with a smile, "Lord of the land, how do I get to Lingshan? This guy is a road idiot and can't tell the direction." Tang Xiansang looked at Monkey King with contempt.

Tu Tu hurriedly showed them the way, and the Great Sage was obviously upset.The omnipotent great sage is said to be a road idiot. He must be in a bad mood at the moment, so hurry up and get out of here.

The land was sent away, and the two continued on their way.

"Kongkong, I'm thirsty for the teacher, help me find some water to drink!" Her lips were dry and her mouth was dry as she walked, Tang Xiansang lost her temper due to the sun. Stop, look like it's none of your business.

"I don't know the way, I can't find water."

He used this excuse several times to find water and food for himself. In order to get closer, Tang Xiansang always insisted on calling him "Kong Kong" and "Xiao Wu Wu" kindly, but unfortunately it was like punching cotton Same useless.

"My boy..."

"Shut up, I didn't ask you to be my teacher. I said, you are not worthy."

Tang Xiansang was speechless, she had already taken the initiative, this guy didn't appreciate it and didn't cooperate, there was nothing she could do.I'll forget it, so as not to encounter monsters, this guy first throws himself to the monsters to solve all the fetters.

"In front of outsiders, you and I are equal as master and apprentice. Without outsiders, everything will be as usual." Sun Wukong put down his words and flew away in the air.

"Hey, don't go!" No, do you want me to recite the incantation?Will he help me find water?

Sitting silently under the shade of a tree, cursing the summer of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Xiansang closed her eyes weakly and rested.Let's drive at night in the future, it's too hot during the day.In front of outsiders, master and apprentice are equal, hum, when you come back and meet outsiders, I will make you make up for the master you seldom called.

"Take it." Sun Wukong came back after a while, and handed Tang Xiansang a bag of water and some mountain peaches.

"You have a conscience!" Tang Xiansang opened the leather bag and drank most of the water. "Thank you." Tang Xiansang gave Monkey King a big smile.

Putting on the straw hat made of leaves, Tang Xiansang handed one to Monkey King, "Take this straw hat, let's continue walking."

Sun Wukong glanced at what she called a "straw hat", then turned and left.

"Hey, you're going in the wrong direction, follow me!" Cut, don't wear it if you don't wear it, you're a road idiot.

"Kongkong, don't you feel hot wearing so many clothes?"

"Wukong, where is your tail? Why can't I see it? I didn't see it that day when you didn't wear clothes."

"Little Kongkong, can you lend me your golden cudgel? My clothes are torn and I want to use it to mend."

"I don't mind picking you up now."

Suddenly feeling a strong killing intent, Tang Xiansang fell silent.Such a boring journey is meaningless if you don't have some fun, but this guy doesn't know how to be funny.

"Those two, where are you going! Leave your luggage and let you go!" Suddenly, a loud shout from the front stopped the two of them.

It's over, it's Jie Dao'er, exactly six, no more, no less, alas, there will be six more ghosts at Lord Yama's place today.

Tang Xiansang poked Monkey King who didn't seem to want to move, you wouldn't ignore it, shouldn't you kill six of them with one stick?

Tang Xiansang hurriedly hid behind Sun Wukong, covered herself with his body, and whispered, "Wukong, I'm afraid."

Monkey King is speechless, you are missing, you are not so scared when you see me, what kind of coward are you pretending to be.

One of the robbers with peach blossom eyes came forward, "Hey, this chick looks good, leave it for the brothers to play with. You, let's go. The women and the money stay here."

Several other robbers laughed loudly, "You kid, you want to play, it's still this stinky problem."

What are you doing, didn't you hide behind Sun Wukong because you wanted him to be the target of the robbers? Why did you pay for it yourself?

"Wukong, the time has come to repay you as a teacher!" Tang Xiansang poked Monkey King's armor, it was so cold, no wonder he wasn't hot.Humph, don't let me wear such a good thing.

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, "Do you think she looks rich?" Tang Xiansang, who was dressed in tatters, was also snatched by others.

"Stop talking nonsense, leave the woman and the luggage, or you will be slaughtered together." This woman looks like she has no money, but you look rich!The robbers couldn't help but slander.