Tang Seng Rou
Chapter 57 Good News Bad News
"Hehe, Amitabha." The sun at noon was really dazzling.Tang Xiansang narrowed her eyes and smiled at the man, "Thank you, Zhenjun Erlang, for your help. Behind you must be the legendary six Meishan brothers, right? Hehe, I've seen you for a long time!"
"Oh?!" Erlang Xiansheng was a little surprised, "How did you recognize me?"
"Hehe, your reputation has grown so much that no one in the Three Realms knows it!" The third eye tightly closed on the man's forehead, she knew at a glance that it must be Erlang Shen, the three-eyed boy.After confirming his identity, Tang Xiansang felt relieved, "Where are you going?"
"I had nothing to do in my spare time, so I went out for a walk with my brothers. I didn't want to see such an inconspicuous thing, so the brothers took care of it." This flattery was very useful, and Erlang was very happy on his face.
"Tang Sanzang is here to thank you all!" Tang Xiansang followed the etiquette in the Jianghu, cupped his fists, and looked at them with a smile.What a strong lineup, five of the six people have the cultivation base of Da Luo Jinxian, hey, look at yourself again.
"It's easy to say. We also feel disgusted when we look at this thing." Boss Mei Shan proudly stroked his stubble, crushing the head under his feet.
Tang Xiansang almost vomited, and quickly closed her eyes not to look at him.
"Didn't the Great Sage come with you?" Boss Meishan didn't realize it, and with the brains still stained on the soles of his shoes, he approached Tang Xiansang with a smile, "Long time no see, we also miss him."
"Yes, is that so? Hehe." Tang Xiansang hastily suppressed the swell in her chest and smiled, "I will visit your house some other day. Treat us well."
"Looking for death." Erlang Xiansheng shouted, "Tian Tian, go and kill him."
After finishing speaking, a black puppy jumped out of Erlang Xiansheng's long sleeves, wagging its tail and chased after the "one-headed" monster who was trying to escape.
"What a cute dog." After Tang Xiansang said this, she was taken aback, "This is the Xiaotian dog?"
Several other people told her with their eyes, yes.
I'm dizzy.It's too small.They come to walk the dog in such a big way, but they put the dog in their cuffs and protect it like a heart.He was actually walking the Meishan brothers.
Sure enough, Xiaotiangou turned around before running a few steps, ran back shaking his chubby buttocks, jumped into Erlang Xiansheng's arms and buried his head.
Erlang Xiansheng smiled at everyone, "Every day said that guy is too stinky, he doesn't want to bite him." His big hand gently stroked the black fur of the Xiaotian dog, his eyes were full of tenderness, as if his arms were his own flesh and blood.
All right.Tang Xiansang mentioned Honghaier, punched him on the nose, and threw him into the distance, "Go and kill that guy!"
Red Boy quickly took advantage of the momentum and turned over in the air, clutching his nose, quickly caught up with the one-headed monster, and spewed out real fire.
Without the other heads, the nine heads have lost their advantage.After a while, it was engulfed by the fire, and even the bones were burned to ashes.
"Hehe, uh, Miss Tang." Erlang Xiansheng felt that it was awkward to call her a woman, and it was not easy to call her a holy monk, not to mention that she would not be a holy monk in the future.Smiling, he put the Xiaotian dog into his sleeve, "The fire on the surface of the water is getting hotter and hotter, so it has to be extinguished quickly."
"Yes, yes, but I don't know how to do it. This fire is the true fire of samadhi. When it meets water, it will burn more and more vigorously." Tang Xiansang spread her hands, "Xiaohong, you go and deal with it."
"Master, I only know how to set fire." Hong Haier kept away from her, covering his nose with both hands, complaining in a muffled voice.
"Oh, it's so lively!" Just as several people looked at each other in blank dismay, the savior came.
"Sister Guanyin, I miss you so much." Tang Xiansang pounced on her before she could stand firmly on the ground, with a look of excitement and resentment.This woman seemed to be plumper than before, holding her felt like a pair of meat pillows.What an injustice! ! !
"Zhenjun and Meishan brothers are also here, what's the matter today, Wukong is not here, but you are helping." Guanyin smiled and pushed Tang Xiansang away, "Okay, okay, I have some good news today , there is also bad news."
"Let's talk about it first."
"I can put out this fire."
... If you can destroy it, don't hurry, isn't it the heart of a Bodhisattva?With so many creatures in dire straits, she hurried to put out the fire.
Guanyin twisted her waist and walked to the water's edge, unaffected by the fire.Yushou gently took out willow branches from the jade bottle, and sprinkled a few drops of water in the bottle into the fire. In an instant, all the fire dissipated, the water surface gradually returned to clearness, and the remaining fish and shrimps were also exposed. The head calls friends to celebrate the aftermath.
"Actually, the good news is that you don't need to go to Lingshan to learn scriptures." Guanyin looked at Tang Xiansang's face with a smile.
"Haha, uh, huh?" Tang Xiansang was about to express that she was very happy, but she held back her smile. Could this be testing me?No, you can't reveal your secrets, and then put on a sad expression, "No, this disciple is devoted to Buddha!"
"It's too much, your disciples don't believe it." Guanyin covered her mouth and laughed tremblingly, while Modi and Honghaier, one big and one young, were all expressionless.
"Um, what's the bad news?" Tang Xiansang scratched her head and hair embarrassingly, it seemed that she was really putting on too much.
The seven men next to him couldn't help but laugh, this woman is quite interesting.
"Little Cicada, the bad news is that you have lost the power of reincarnation, and you have blasphemed Buddhism, and violated the Buddhist precepts such as greed, anger, drinking, and killing. After discussion, the upper echelon of Buddhism decided that you will not be allowed to enter Lingshan again in this life."
"Nani?! I want to say that I have committed sex/precepts?" Tang Xiansang was dumbfounded, right, the upper echelon of Buddhism?Isn't the upper level of Buddhism Jin Chanzi's master Tathagata?If you don't have the power of reincarnation, you won't be allowed to enter the Buddhist gate.Besides, the rabbit is not dead yet.
"Ah?! Lust, Caution?" Guanyin hugged Tang Xiansang's shoulders maliciously, "With whom?"
"I'm talking nonsense, it's okay." Tang Xiansang raised her face, "If I don't go to Lingshan, where should I go?"
"Whatever. The world is so big, you can go to Huaguo Mountain, as long as Wukong allows."
Tang Xiansang pushed Avalokitesvara away, "Just kidding! I have struggled for such a long time, just to repay Buddhism with the goal of cultivating positive results as soon as possible! You are so lucky, you have given me the title of saving the Three Realms whether I want it or not, I didn't get any benefit from the power of reincarnation. Instead, I was worried about by those stinky men all day long. I didn't dare to sleep too much at night, for fear that I would be captured by some monster and used as a furnace! This is how you treat your disciples ?"
"How could it be, my Buddha is merciful, and all living beings are equal." Guanyin looked slightly embarrassed, sneered, and put his arms around her shoulders again, "It's not because you lost the power of reincarnation due to a mistake in one thought. For such an important matter, you You didn’t even discuss it with me, so you decided on your own. Do you know how much hidden danger you have brought to the three worlds?” News came from the demon world, and as soon as Tang Sanzang arrived at Lingshan, the demons would gather and besiege the Buddha world.Now I have no choice but to throw out her fuse.
"Hmph, so what, don't I still have mana?" Tang Xiansang was unconvinced and kept humming.
Guanyin covered her mouth and chuckled, "Sanzang, you are only a celestial being, and Wukong and the others are going to protect you along the way, so what use are you to say?"
"Then you will abandon me?!"
"How could it be? You are also a celestial being. In this way, you can follow Xiansheng to the heavenly court and practice hard. Maybe when catastrophe comes, you can still help justice. The bead and bracelet will be given to you."
After achieving her goal, Tang Xiansang also smiled, "Okay. From now on, these treasures will be mine." If Wukong was here, he would have seen through her purpose early in the morning.
Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief, "Xiansheng, Tang Sanzang is entrusting you. Farewell." After speaking, he left on the lotus platform.
"Hey, actually, I want her to give me the lotus platform." It's so domineering to use the lotus platform, but I don't need to think about it.Tang Xiansang sighed, and moved closer to Erlang Xiansheng, "Zhenjun, can my disciples go to the heavens and become gods?"
"Hehe, okay, as long as these little guys are honest." Erlang Xiansheng smiled. If this woman and her disciples enter the heaven, it will definitely add a lot of joy, except for Monkey King of course.
Boss Meishan sympathized with her a little bit, "It's okay, come and play with us." She lost the power of reincarnation, and no longer has the ability to defy the sky.Even if she reaches the Golden Immortal cultivation base, it will be of little use to the Three Realms, so she is regarded as an abandoned child by Buddhism.
"Come out, come out!" Tang Xiansang rushed into the temple, and shouted at the guest room as soon as she stepped into the courtyard.
Liu Cha was busy eating, without even raising his head, "Master, I'm sitting in the yard, you didn't see me?"
"What's delicious?" Tang Xiansang quickly sat down at the stone table in the courtyard, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into her mouth, "It's delicious. Where did you get it?"
"The monarch rewarded him, saying that the pagoda reappeared auspiciously, and the monks in the temple were acquitted." Zhu Wei also walked out of the room and sat down at the table.
"Master, Eldest brother saved a breath of immortal energy on the top of the pagoda. The monk said that the golden light is more powerful than before. Hehe, Master, you have been there for a long time, have you gained anything?" Liu Cha pointed to the yard who came in with Moti Hongboy A few men asked, "Are these all monsters?"
Boss Meishan rushed directly to the table, and gave Liu Cha a stir-fried chestnut with his big hand, "Listen to me, Xiaodi, you don't recognize me! I look like a monster, does my Xiansheng Zhenjun also look like a monster?!"
Liu Cha's head was immediately swollen with this blow, and tears welled up in his eyes, "I, I didn't look carefully!"
The Meishan brothers expressed that they were very speechless, that these men who are heroic, imposing, and handsome are actually ignored and despised by them like this.
Erlang Xiansheng chuckled, "Heavenly Saint, long time no see."
Sun Wukong raised his eyelids, "Is there something wrong?"
"No, hehe."
"Looking for a fight?"
"No, hehe."
The air was so cold, Tang Xiansang hurriedly smoothed things over, "Disciples, Master has an important announcement to make, and Liu Cha is not allowed to eat."
Clearing his throat, Tang Xiansang stood by the table and said, "The Buddhist sect sent you and me to go to Lingshan to learn scriptures, that's why we get together. Now, as a teacher, I lost the power of reincarnation, and was arranged by the Buddhist sect to practice in the heaven You all have your own circles, careers, and so on. If you don’t want to go to heaven with me, then let’s say goodbye today. You will be a teacher for one day and a mother for the rest of your life. If you miss me, you can come to me and bring some good things to pay your respects mother."
"If you still want to follow me, you can go to heaven together. You decide for yourself." After speaking, Tang Xiansang looked at them with her hands in her hands.
The author has something to say: In the future, the master and apprentice will be separated, and a new combination will start haha.After 08:30 every day, I will check the backstage. I see Guliang’s comments every day, and I feel that the writing is not good enough. I’m sorry for the girls’ comments~~~ Sincerely thank Xiaoling, Daai, Gongzi, Xiayuan and Guliang’s name It’s hard to remember, I can’t remember, hey, there is also Mr. Yezhi who is going to take the college entrance examination, thank you for your support~!
"Oh?!" Erlang Xiansheng was a little surprised, "How did you recognize me?"
"Hehe, your reputation has grown so much that no one in the Three Realms knows it!" The third eye tightly closed on the man's forehead, she knew at a glance that it must be Erlang Shen, the three-eyed boy.After confirming his identity, Tang Xiansang felt relieved, "Where are you going?"
"I had nothing to do in my spare time, so I went out for a walk with my brothers. I didn't want to see such an inconspicuous thing, so the brothers took care of it." This flattery was very useful, and Erlang was very happy on his face.
"Tang Sanzang is here to thank you all!" Tang Xiansang followed the etiquette in the Jianghu, cupped his fists, and looked at them with a smile.What a strong lineup, five of the six people have the cultivation base of Da Luo Jinxian, hey, look at yourself again.
"It's easy to say. We also feel disgusted when we look at this thing." Boss Mei Shan proudly stroked his stubble, crushing the head under his feet.
Tang Xiansang almost vomited, and quickly closed her eyes not to look at him.
"Didn't the Great Sage come with you?" Boss Meishan didn't realize it, and with the brains still stained on the soles of his shoes, he approached Tang Xiansang with a smile, "Long time no see, we also miss him."
"Yes, is that so? Hehe." Tang Xiansang hastily suppressed the swell in her chest and smiled, "I will visit your house some other day. Treat us well."
"Looking for death." Erlang Xiansheng shouted, "Tian Tian, go and kill him."
After finishing speaking, a black puppy jumped out of Erlang Xiansheng's long sleeves, wagging its tail and chased after the "one-headed" monster who was trying to escape.
"What a cute dog." After Tang Xiansang said this, she was taken aback, "This is the Xiaotian dog?"
Several other people told her with their eyes, yes.
I'm dizzy.It's too small.They come to walk the dog in such a big way, but they put the dog in their cuffs and protect it like a heart.He was actually walking the Meishan brothers.
Sure enough, Xiaotiangou turned around before running a few steps, ran back shaking his chubby buttocks, jumped into Erlang Xiansheng's arms and buried his head.
Erlang Xiansheng smiled at everyone, "Every day said that guy is too stinky, he doesn't want to bite him." His big hand gently stroked the black fur of the Xiaotian dog, his eyes were full of tenderness, as if his arms were his own flesh and blood.
All right.Tang Xiansang mentioned Honghaier, punched him on the nose, and threw him into the distance, "Go and kill that guy!"
Red Boy quickly took advantage of the momentum and turned over in the air, clutching his nose, quickly caught up with the one-headed monster, and spewed out real fire.
Without the other heads, the nine heads have lost their advantage.After a while, it was engulfed by the fire, and even the bones were burned to ashes.
"Hehe, uh, Miss Tang." Erlang Xiansheng felt that it was awkward to call her a woman, and it was not easy to call her a holy monk, not to mention that she would not be a holy monk in the future.Smiling, he put the Xiaotian dog into his sleeve, "The fire on the surface of the water is getting hotter and hotter, so it has to be extinguished quickly."
"Yes, yes, but I don't know how to do it. This fire is the true fire of samadhi. When it meets water, it will burn more and more vigorously." Tang Xiansang spread her hands, "Xiaohong, you go and deal with it."
"Master, I only know how to set fire." Hong Haier kept away from her, covering his nose with both hands, complaining in a muffled voice.
"Oh, it's so lively!" Just as several people looked at each other in blank dismay, the savior came.
"Sister Guanyin, I miss you so much." Tang Xiansang pounced on her before she could stand firmly on the ground, with a look of excitement and resentment.This woman seemed to be plumper than before, holding her felt like a pair of meat pillows.What an injustice! ! !
"Zhenjun and Meishan brothers are also here, what's the matter today, Wukong is not here, but you are helping." Guanyin smiled and pushed Tang Xiansang away, "Okay, okay, I have some good news today , there is also bad news."
"Let's talk about it first."
"I can put out this fire."
... If you can destroy it, don't hurry, isn't it the heart of a Bodhisattva?With so many creatures in dire straits, she hurried to put out the fire.
Guanyin twisted her waist and walked to the water's edge, unaffected by the fire.Yushou gently took out willow branches from the jade bottle, and sprinkled a few drops of water in the bottle into the fire. In an instant, all the fire dissipated, the water surface gradually returned to clearness, and the remaining fish and shrimps were also exposed. The head calls friends to celebrate the aftermath.
"Actually, the good news is that you don't need to go to Lingshan to learn scriptures." Guanyin looked at Tang Xiansang's face with a smile.
"Haha, uh, huh?" Tang Xiansang was about to express that she was very happy, but she held back her smile. Could this be testing me?No, you can't reveal your secrets, and then put on a sad expression, "No, this disciple is devoted to Buddha!"
"It's too much, your disciples don't believe it." Guanyin covered her mouth and laughed tremblingly, while Modi and Honghaier, one big and one young, were all expressionless.
"Um, what's the bad news?" Tang Xiansang scratched her head and hair embarrassingly, it seemed that she was really putting on too much.
The seven men next to him couldn't help but laugh, this woman is quite interesting.
"Little Cicada, the bad news is that you have lost the power of reincarnation, and you have blasphemed Buddhism, and violated the Buddhist precepts such as greed, anger, drinking, and killing. After discussion, the upper echelon of Buddhism decided that you will not be allowed to enter Lingshan again in this life."
"Nani?! I want to say that I have committed sex/precepts?" Tang Xiansang was dumbfounded, right, the upper echelon of Buddhism?Isn't the upper level of Buddhism Jin Chanzi's master Tathagata?If you don't have the power of reincarnation, you won't be allowed to enter the Buddhist gate.Besides, the rabbit is not dead yet.
"Ah?! Lust, Caution?" Guanyin hugged Tang Xiansang's shoulders maliciously, "With whom?"
"I'm talking nonsense, it's okay." Tang Xiansang raised her face, "If I don't go to Lingshan, where should I go?"
"Whatever. The world is so big, you can go to Huaguo Mountain, as long as Wukong allows."
Tang Xiansang pushed Avalokitesvara away, "Just kidding! I have struggled for such a long time, just to repay Buddhism with the goal of cultivating positive results as soon as possible! You are so lucky, you have given me the title of saving the Three Realms whether I want it or not, I didn't get any benefit from the power of reincarnation. Instead, I was worried about by those stinky men all day long. I didn't dare to sleep too much at night, for fear that I would be captured by some monster and used as a furnace! This is how you treat your disciples ?"
"How could it be, my Buddha is merciful, and all living beings are equal." Guanyin looked slightly embarrassed, sneered, and put his arms around her shoulders again, "It's not because you lost the power of reincarnation due to a mistake in one thought. For such an important matter, you You didn’t even discuss it with me, so you decided on your own. Do you know how much hidden danger you have brought to the three worlds?” News came from the demon world, and as soon as Tang Sanzang arrived at Lingshan, the demons would gather and besiege the Buddha world.Now I have no choice but to throw out her fuse.
"Hmph, so what, don't I still have mana?" Tang Xiansang was unconvinced and kept humming.
Guanyin covered her mouth and chuckled, "Sanzang, you are only a celestial being, and Wukong and the others are going to protect you along the way, so what use are you to say?"
"Then you will abandon me?!"
"How could it be? You are also a celestial being. In this way, you can follow Xiansheng to the heavenly court and practice hard. Maybe when catastrophe comes, you can still help justice. The bead and bracelet will be given to you."
After achieving her goal, Tang Xiansang also smiled, "Okay. From now on, these treasures will be mine." If Wukong was here, he would have seen through her purpose early in the morning.
Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief, "Xiansheng, Tang Sanzang is entrusting you. Farewell." After speaking, he left on the lotus platform.
"Hey, actually, I want her to give me the lotus platform." It's so domineering to use the lotus platform, but I don't need to think about it.Tang Xiansang sighed, and moved closer to Erlang Xiansheng, "Zhenjun, can my disciples go to the heavens and become gods?"
"Hehe, okay, as long as these little guys are honest." Erlang Xiansheng smiled. If this woman and her disciples enter the heaven, it will definitely add a lot of joy, except for Monkey King of course.
Boss Meishan sympathized with her a little bit, "It's okay, come and play with us." She lost the power of reincarnation, and no longer has the ability to defy the sky.Even if she reaches the Golden Immortal cultivation base, it will be of little use to the Three Realms, so she is regarded as an abandoned child by Buddhism.
"Come out, come out!" Tang Xiansang rushed into the temple, and shouted at the guest room as soon as she stepped into the courtyard.
Liu Cha was busy eating, without even raising his head, "Master, I'm sitting in the yard, you didn't see me?"
"What's delicious?" Tang Xiansang quickly sat down at the stone table in the courtyard, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into her mouth, "It's delicious. Where did you get it?"
"The monarch rewarded him, saying that the pagoda reappeared auspiciously, and the monks in the temple were acquitted." Zhu Wei also walked out of the room and sat down at the table.
"Master, Eldest brother saved a breath of immortal energy on the top of the pagoda. The monk said that the golden light is more powerful than before. Hehe, Master, you have been there for a long time, have you gained anything?" Liu Cha pointed to the yard who came in with Moti Hongboy A few men asked, "Are these all monsters?"
Boss Meishan rushed directly to the table, and gave Liu Cha a stir-fried chestnut with his big hand, "Listen to me, Xiaodi, you don't recognize me! I look like a monster, does my Xiansheng Zhenjun also look like a monster?!"
Liu Cha's head was immediately swollen with this blow, and tears welled up in his eyes, "I, I didn't look carefully!"
The Meishan brothers expressed that they were very speechless, that these men who are heroic, imposing, and handsome are actually ignored and despised by them like this.
Erlang Xiansheng chuckled, "Heavenly Saint, long time no see."
Sun Wukong raised his eyelids, "Is there something wrong?"
"No, hehe."
"Looking for a fight?"
"No, hehe."
The air was so cold, Tang Xiansang hurriedly smoothed things over, "Disciples, Master has an important announcement to make, and Liu Cha is not allowed to eat."
Clearing his throat, Tang Xiansang stood by the table and said, "The Buddhist sect sent you and me to go to Lingshan to learn scriptures, that's why we get together. Now, as a teacher, I lost the power of reincarnation, and was arranged by the Buddhist sect to practice in the heaven You all have your own circles, careers, and so on. If you don’t want to go to heaven with me, then let’s say goodbye today. You will be a teacher for one day and a mother for the rest of your life. If you miss me, you can come to me and bring some good things to pay your respects mother."
"If you still want to follow me, you can go to heaven together. You decide for yourself." After speaking, Tang Xiansang looked at them with her hands in her hands.
The author has something to say: In the future, the master and apprentice will be separated, and a new combination will start haha.After 08:30 every day, I will check the backstage. I see Guliang’s comments every day, and I feel that the writing is not good enough. I’m sorry for the girls’ comments~~~ Sincerely thank Xiaoling, Daai, Gongzi, Xiayuan and Guliang’s name It’s hard to remember, I can’t remember, hey, there is also Mr. Yezhi who is going to take the college entrance examination, thank you for your support~!
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