Tang Seng Rou

"Yi, do you think Master and Elder Brother can succeed?" Liu Cha sat at the table and kept talking, intending to eavesdrop, but after all, he was the God of War in the past, and his life was the most important thing, so he had no choice but to take the king depressed. The candied melons and fruits sent to vent gas.

Zhu Li lazily leaned on the rocking chair, sipping his wine, "It should be fine now, you can go and have a look."

"Let's go together!" Liu Cha stood up and took Zhu Li's arm.

"Not interested." Zhu Wei rebuffed straight away, throwing Liu Cha away.

Liu Cha didn't get sulking, but approached Zhu Wei with a curious expression on his face, "Yi, you said that if the bodies of the two of us don't change back, do we have to have physical intercourse as well?"

Seeing the innocence on Liu Cha's face, Zhu Wei raised his eyebrows, "This kind of thing, I will not do, even if the soul is damaged."

Liu Cha was injured this time, with tears in his eyes, "Do you hate me?"

"Do not."

"Then why don't you want to have sex with me?"

"Because you are a man, and I am also a man. Even if you are a woman." Zhu Wei's face was a little arrogant.

"Then I'll just treat you as a woman." Liucha lowered her head and hummed weakly.

Zhu Wei's complexion changed, "What did you say!"

Seeing that Zhu Wei was angry, Liu Sha quickly waved his hands, "Then you can treat me as a woman, but Master said that anyone can be on top."

"Hmph, get out." Zhu Wei was speechless, what did this woman teach Liu Cha!It's so shameless, I have to scold her when she comes over.

With red eyes, Liucha walked out dejectedly, and went back to her room howling.

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"It hurts, bastard." It took Tang Xiansang a long time to prop up her body and sit up. She said something about consolidating the power of the soul, but he was pressed on the bed four times this afternoon. Hmph, it's too disgusting.

Aware of her hateful gaze, Monkey King leaned on the bench and looked up at her.

Being so stared at by him, Tang Xiansang shrank back uncomfortably, "What are you looking at!" She cursed secretly, pervert.

Monkey King stood up, walked directly to the bed, and tore off her quilt, revealing her body covered with hickey marks.

"Ah! You!" Tang Xiansang shrank into a ball in fright, covering important parts of her body.

"Hmph, don't think you scold me secretly, I don't know."

"No, how dare I, ha ha."

"Really? Hmph." After speaking, he walked out.

Tang Xiansang hurriedly covered the quilt and yelled on the bed, "From now on, we will be even, and no one will owe anyone!" Well, it's not even even at all. I only pressed him once, and he pressed him in turn. Four times by myself, hmph, forget it, who said that I am not as strong as him.

Feeling hungry, I put on my clothes and went out. Alas, it was getting dark.Tang Xiansang had to shake his head and sigh, this guy has really good physical strength.

He leaned against the wall and walked into the garden, only to find that Wukong was sitting at the stone table drinking wine alone.She didn't dare to go there, so she hurriedly limped to Liucha's residence, opened the door and went in.

"The moon is so round tonight, why don't you go enjoy the moon and drink?" Tang Xiansang didn't know what Zhu Limodi and the others were doing, but saw Liu Cha lying on the bed alone without saying a word.

"Liu Cha," Tang Xiansang approached him, poking his butt cautiously, "You must be dead, wow, come here!"

Liu Cha turned over and sat up, his face covered with tears, "Master! Is there such a master as you who cursed his disciples to death!" As he spoke, tears fell like strings of beads on the lapel of his clothes.

Tang Xiansang sat on the side of the bed with a smirk, "Master was joking with you, you are a golden fairy anyway, how could you be so dead, haha. Isn't it just a joke, why cry like this?"

"Hmm..." Liu Cha was sobbing while touching his tears, "Master, it's all your fault for coming up with such a bad idea. Uh——I'm angry, so ignore me."

"Ah? What's the matter?" Tang Xiansang thought for a while, and suddenly her face was full of excitement, and she approached Liucha, "Could it be that you pushed Zhu Wei forcibly? I can't tell, you still have this courage, haha."

"Master!" Liu Cha pouted, his chest heaving with anger, "I don't have it, I don't want to marry me, and he doesn't want to marry me, he doesn't like me. Liu Cha is so sad——"

"How could it be? You must have misunderstood him." Tang Xiansang laughed straight, Liu Cha's current appearance is too lethal, pure and lovely wronged appearance, white jade-like skin, red lips and blue hair, it's simply She was so moved by the blue enchantress like a lady, "It must be because you didn't do well, that's enough, don't cry, master will teach you a way some other day."

Liu Cha stopped sobbing, and looked at Tang Xiansang with innocent eyes, "Really? Li still likes me?"

"Um," faced with such an innocent look, she was too embarrassed to lie to him, and she couldn't bear to hurt him. She looked away and replied affirmatively, "Of course, Liucha is so cute. Stop crying and go eat."

Liu Cha immediately wiped away her tears, and ran to the posthouse kitchen with Tang Xiansang to exploit the cook.

"Farewell now, there is no need to send it off." The five masters and apprentices prepared to bid farewell to the monarch early the next morning and continued to set off.Quietly received a lot of jewels and silver taels from the monarch, Tang Xiansang smiled so happily that she didn't feel any pain in her legs.

"Holy Monk, I can't bear to let you go!" The king wiped away his tears and tried to persuade him to stay, "I am willing to give half of the country to the Holy Monk, please stay!" Officials, big and small, did not dare to speak out to dissuade them, and stood aside to watch their monarch sensationalize.

Seeing that the monarch was really reluctant to let them go, Tang Xiansang held the Zen stick and brought it close to the king's ear, with a mysterious expression on his face, "It's not that we don't want to stay with you, but we really can't bear to hurt you."

The monarch also lowered his voice, "How do you say?"

"Oh, my big apprentice, you have seen it too. He eats people without even washing them, and eats them alive! If he stays in your country, the whole country will be empty within a month." Tang Xiansang stared Signaled, looking at Sun Wukong.

The king thought to himself, no wonder, that apprentice, who doesn't look like a holy monk, looks like some kind of demon, and he is not a good person at first glance. Fortunately, he didn't provoke him, so let them go.Immediately coughed, "Since the holy monk is determined to seek Buddhahood, I wish you success as soon as possible."

Tang Xiansang smiled, bid farewell to the king, and took all the disciples on the road.

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Leaving Wuji country, I live in Xiaoxing at night, almost a month, the weather is cooler, the end of autumn and the beginning of winter.

"Master, you ate up all my snacks, you pay me!" Liu Cha grabbed Tang Xiansang's hand, pouted dissatisfied.Liu Cha bought a lot of miscellaneous dim sum and candied fruit in Wuji Kingdom as snacks, but they didn't think anyone would buy them.As a result, they picked things by themselves along the way, but Tang Xiansang and Zhu Wei ate them up within a few days.

"Oh, don't be so stingy!" Tang Xiansang swallowed the food in her mouth with a smile, "Zhu Wei also ate, why don't you settle accounts with him, he only eats you as a teacher, and you are so stubborn .”

"Hmph, then why don't you buy it yourself, but come to eat mine." Liu Cha couldn't help but yelled as he walked beside him with his waist pinched.

"Too tired, it's not worth it for a little food."

"Then am I not tired?"

"Hehe, you still buy it if you feel tired."

"Master, you are too shameless, how can you do this, pay me!"

Being pestered by him, Tang Xiansang had no choice but to point to Zhu Wei who was watching the play, "If you ask him to pay, the master will also pay."

Unexpectedly, Liu Sha looked contemptuous, "How can you compare with Li, I voluntarily gave it to Li to eat. You pay me." As he said, he stretched out his hand in front of Tang Xiansang.

"Why are you acting like a child? You're so small." Tang Xiansang quickly walked a few steps away from the chattering Liu Cha.

Liu Cha pouted with displeasure on his face, and kicked the stones on the road to vent his anger while walking.

Zhu Wei smiled, and hugged Liu Cha's shoulders, "I'll buy it for you in the next town."

"Really! Lie, you are so kind!" Liu Sha swept away his anger, his eyes were full of little stars.

"Tch, it's just a child, it's useless to be coaxed so quickly." Tang Xiansang heard their conversation in front, with a look of disdain, good friends, you go mess with it.

"You know that Liu Cha has the heart of a child, and you still bully him." Modi walked ahead boredly, wanting to fight with them, but was ruthlessly rejected.

"How can I, hehe, Xiaobai, are you bored?" Tang Xiansang held his arm, "Then let's compete."

"Ah?" Modi turned his head in surprise, but he had never talked to Tang Xiansang about fighting, "Master, no, you are a woman after all, and a man who beats a woman is not a good man."

"Quality, alas, look at someone, he doesn't have your great awareness at all." Tang Xiansang smacked her lips and glanced at someone with her eyes.

Someone suddenly became violent, "Tang, San, Zang, are you looking for trouble?!"

Seeing that he was actually angry, Tang Xiansang rolled her eyes, "I didn't mention the word Sun Wukong, I'm just pretending to be sentimental."

The corners of Modi and Zhu Wei's mouths couldn't help twitching. This guy is getting more and more courageous. He dared to talk back to Monkey King openly when he just reached the level of Earth Immortal.Master, rest in peace.

Sure enough, Monkey King came over and kicked him with a cold face.

Tang Xiansang was kicked a long way, and it took him a long time to stand up in disgrace, patted his buttocks, and tossed his hair.

He was so angry that he was about to get hurt internally, he leaned over and pinched his waist and yelled at the little boy next to him, "Little P boy, what are you looking at, you have never seen anyone get beaten! Hurry up and go home, your mother is calling you to go home for dinner." I am an Earth Immortal at any rate, but I still can't escape Wukong's flying legs, alas.

The little boy who was biting his finger was stunned, and suddenly covered his belly and laughed, "I'm so laughing." Laughing, he gradually lost his breath, and fell to the ground with a thud.

Ah, died laughing?Just as he was about to step forward to see if the child was dead, he suddenly sat up.

Seeing Tang Xiansang, the little boy pointed at her and laughed again, "Hahaha, you are so funny." He just lay down on the ground and beat the ground desperately, laughing wildly.

"Tch, there are still people in the world laughing to death, boring." After finishing speaking, Tang Xiansang straddled the child and strode forward.

The little boy finally wiped away his tears and stood up, "Uncle, you have such a master, I feel sorry for you, haha."

The author has something to say: Hehehe, as I was writing, I looked back, the female pig feet are really shameless, bullying the weak, afraid of the hard, greedy for money and lustful, hahahaha~ If you have any opinions or ideas, please speak up, hehehe, just spray~