Tang Seng Rou

Tang Xiansang rode alone on a white horse.After riding for three days, my butt hurts so much, will I get hemorrhoids if this continues.

Tang Taizong was too picky, he didn't even want to see him, and sent him to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures after being given money, a white horse, and a customs clearance certificate.Tang Xiansang was a stingy, stingy man. The book said that Tang Seng and Tang Taizong were sworn brothers. Why didn't he have such a blessing!

"Go all the way, little cicada." Tang Xiansang suddenly heard a woman's delicate voice behind her.Tang Xiansang was shocked, it was that woman!

Avalokitesvara was dressed revealingly, and the waves were still turbulent, looking at Tang Xiansang with a smile on her face.

Tang Xiansang dismounted and stared at Guanyin sadly, "Sister Guanyin, you see how dangerous it is for a weak girl like me to go on the road alone. You can give me brother Muzha who is beside you to be my bodyguard!" I had seen a big boy beside him with a smile full of sunshine, leaning lazily on the tree.Staying by Guanyin's side, it must be the legendary Mu Zha.

Guanyin narrowed her phoenix eyes, wrapped her arms around Mu Zha's neck, and blew like blue, "Little Mu Mu, are you willing to leave this seat and go to accompany Jin Chanzi?"

Mu Zha swallowed and spit with dry lips, his little heart was pounding, his fair face blushed, "I just want to stay by your side forever, not going anywhere." In order to watch When I see her, I will worship her as my teacher. How can I stay away from her to protect other women, even if that woman is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.She knows what she wants.

Two very provocative people.Tang Xiansang broke into a cold sweat. Are all the gods in the fairy world so emotional?

Avalokitesvara triumphantly pushed Mu Zha away, "Little Wood doesn't want to accompany you to learn scriptures, so I can't help it. I hate forcing others the most." Water overflowed from his complacent eyes.

Don't look too far Tang Xiansang, this woman is too tempting, men and women take it all, you don't force others, you like others to force you!What a pervert.

"Then what should I do if I die on the road? I haven't married yet. It's unreasonable for a girl like a flower to die like this." I have to ask Guanyin for some treasures. Flower shelves are useless except to look good.

"Alright, alright, this is for you." Guanyin took out a bundle from his bosom and handed it to Tang Xiansang.

Wow, such revealing clothes can hardly fit even Guanyin's little rabbit, but it can still hold this burden, it's amazing.Tang Xiansang opened the package with the body temperature and fragrance of Guanyin, inside was a metal ring, and three hairs?

Tang Xiansang held her breath and pinched three unidentified hairs, fearing that she would blow them away with a big gasp, "What is this?"

"These are three life-saving hairs. This is a magic spell. You give these to the man you meet in Wuzhishan, and he will protect you along the way."

Ah, didn't Guanyin personally give Wukong three life-saving hairs?The curse seems to be that Wukong disobeyed and ran away, Guanyin is her own, this woman is because she is lazy, so she gave me away all at once.

Looking up again, Avalokitesvara has already driven away with Mu Zha, "Little Cicada, the mantra of the tight-knuckle spell is Om Ma Mi Ma Mi to coax you to death, please remember. If you don't want to be pushed by other men on the way , then build a good relationship with him, haha."

Isn't Guanyin playing with me? Is that how the formula is read?push?Why, is he so overwhelmed by the country?Tang Xiansang shook her head, no matter what, I'll talk about it later.Alas, it's important to find Sun Wukong, the man with the most combat power, I'm looking forward to it.

Although the back and back ached from riding the horse all the way, fortunately, the states and counties passing by all arranged board and lodging for Tang Xiansang for the sake of customs clearance documents.

After walking for more than ten days, he finally left the customs, and he left the land of Datang.There was no danger along the way, Tang Xiansang couldn't help sighing that she was so lucky that there was no robbery.

Finally, across the distance, I saw a mountain in the shape of five fingers in the distance, that's it, work harder, Wukong, the master is here!

I was exhausted, looking at the Wuzhi Mountain in front of me, how could it be so far away.Tang Xiansang walked for nine days.

Feeling extremely excited, Tang Xiansang dismounted from the horse, tied the horse to the foot of the mountain, and went up the mountain alone.

Wuzhishan is too big, and after walking around for two days, I still haven't seen Monkey King, not even a person.I only ate some wild fruits, and now I feel hungry.

"Wukong, where are you, Master is here to save you."

"Wukong, where are you, the master is dying, come and rescue the master!"

Did Tang Seng starve to death?Tang Xiansang's eyes were already filled with stares.It's so sad, why Tang Seng in the original book can see the place where Monkey King is being suppressed at a glance!

"This one, sister?" Tang Xiansang raised her head in a daze, and hugged the little boy in front of her, finally seeing someone.

The little boy had difficulty breathing, "Hey, let me go, you are too heavy, hey, wake up!"

Tang Xiansang woke up leisurely, the sun was so strong, it was going to burn her to death.Struggling to get up, I saw the little boy sitting under the big tree eating sweet potatoes.

Tang Xiansang got up straight away, not caring about her image, she grabbed the sweet potato and gnawed it.

"Hot!" Tang Xiansang hurriedly threw away the sweet potato, grabbed her earlobe with both hands, the sweet potato was too hot.

"As soon as it was baked, you rushed to eat it. You must have been hungry for several days!" The little boy looked contemptuous. , I really can't see that she is a woman.

"Thank you for saving me." Tang Xiansang took a bite of the apricot handed over by the little boy, as long as he can eat and live.

"Looking at you, you were kicked out by wolves?"

"I'm here to look for someone, a dead monkey who was crushed under the mountain." Now Tang Xiansang didn't expect any bullshit, Monkey King, and made himself so miserable that he didn't go to rescue you.

"Eat quickly, and I'll take you there after eating. I still have to herd the sheep, hurry up." The imprisoned is a devil and goblin, who eats people without spitting out their bones. This woman looks so weak, she is really courageous.

"I'll eat while I'm walking, you can take me there now!" Tang Xiansang swallowed the sweet potato vigorously, hum, dead monkey, let Master love you well!

The little shepherd boy led Tang Xiansang to turn left and right, and came to an inconspicuous cave entrance, "This is it, I dare not go in, you go, but let me tell you, those who go in will not be able to get out."

"Hey, is that right? That's because I wasn't the one who went in, but I was his master." Tang Xiansang heard the little shepherd boy talk about the great deeds of this demon, such as eating people without spitting out bones, and howling and disturbing the people in the middle of the night.Tang Xiansang said that she understood very well. After being locked up for 500 years, it would have already become moldy, so what can I do if I don't have fun sooner.

Tang Xiansang didn't pay attention to what the little shepherd boy said, and signaled with her eyes, don't worry, I will take care of everything, so she went into the dark cave alone with a torch.

Hey, someone died again.The little shepherd boy shed tears of sympathy. So many people did not come out after being sent in. This woman must also be eaten.This demon, no, the mountain god, makes the villages pay tribute to living people every year, or it will destroy the entire mountain.What is good about cannibalism, pork is the best.Hey, I'm too sleepy, let's take a nap quickly.

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