Tang Seng Rou
Chapter 25 You forced me to steal it
"Hehe, in fact, Buddhism and Taoism belong to one family. Your master sees that you didn't tell you when you were young. This truth is very profound. I will talk to you slowly after I go in and have a sip of tea." Pulling Daotong's sleeves, a nasty smile filled his face.
"Presumptuous! Take off your dirty hands!" Dao Tong seemed to be covered in something disgusting, and shook off Tang Xiansang, "It's really unlucky, the clothes I just made were stained by a lunatic like you, it's disgusting! Dao Tong wiped Tang Xiansang's stained sleeves with a handkerchief desperately, muttering.
I'll go, can you not get dirty if you go over the mountains all day?I'm already diligent enough to take a shower, okay, I have to wash every time I get water!Tang Xiansang put away her smile, "Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother felt your presence for the first time, she vomited. Afterwards, depending on the level of your disgust, your mother's degree of vomiting will also be different. .If you want to know how disgusting you are, just ask your mother how much she vomited when she conceived you."
These words were too sharp, both Zhu Wei and Modi were shocked. My master still has such a strong mouth, I admire him!As soon as he let go of his hand, Liu Cha fell to the ground.
"Ouch——" Liu Cha finally woke up, and threw up while lying on the ground.Moti hurried over to pat him on the back.After a while, Liu Cha spat out a few mouthfuls of dirty blood, and before he was fine, he let out a long sigh, "I'm disgusted to death."
Xiao Daotong's face turned green, am I so disgusted!
Tang Xiansang was taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly, "Liu Cha, you've woken up because of this guy's nausea, Xiao Daotong, I thank you and your family!"
The corner of Zhu Wei's mouth twitched, the cooperation between the master and apprentice was too clever.
Modi supported Liu Cha, who was still weak, and together with Tang Xiansang and the others, they returned to the tree where they rested just now. "Liu Cha, are you really disgusted by that Taoist boy?"
"No, I woke up after being hit on the head in a daze, and my chest felt uncomfortable, and it was much better to spit out blood." Liu Cha's face was pale, and he rubbed his chest, "Hey, who are you? What are you doing?" Call me Junior Brother?"
"He is the white dragon horse. He sleeps all day, so you don't know him. You even fought with him when you were mad. Moti is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, ha ha."
"Wow," Liu Cha's eyes lit up, Master is amazing, the Third Prince of Dragon Palace is willing to be ridden by Master, "Brother, don't you need to marry the Sixth Princess of the South China Sea?" The princess used force and was forced to marry.
"Wow, there's another matter, Liu Cha, please tell me!" Tang Xiansang regained his energy, and grabbed Liu Cha to ask about the situation.
Taking a peek at Modi, Liu Cha still couldn't help gossiping, "Princess Six fell in love with Senior Brother and insisted on marrying him, but she couldn't beat Senior Brother, so she used the secret technique of the South China Sea, but she was backlashed by herself. I was crazy, I couldn't help myself when I saw a man. The Dragon King of the South China Sea had no choice but to kill the sixth princess, it was too tragic."
No wonder Xiao Bailong would fight with his uncle, the Dragon King of the South China Sea must have blamed Xiao Bailong for the pain of losing his daughter.Nie Yuan, why are my apprentices so popular.
Moti walked away speechless, he still admired the demonized Liucha, and now he didn't have the courage of Disha at all.
"Xiao Tiantian, give me a hand." Tang Xiansang really couldn't climb such a high courtyard wall, and couldn't help cursing why Wuzhuang Temple built such a high courtyard wall, because her mana was so weak that she could even fly not up.I hate this Wuzhuang concept even more in my heart, it is too deceptive, don't blame me for coming to vote for your baby tonight.Ginseng fruit is such a precious thing, people must be wary of evil thieves like Tang Xiansang, it is good if there is no hidden weapon installed.
"Not everyone can call me my real name." Monkey King stood on the wall indifferently.
*&...%¥Tang Xiansang scolded Sun Tian many times, and put on a smiling face, "Wukong, if you can't get up as a teacher, please help me." The pain is unbearable, just ignore me!Standing so high and not afraid of being spotted, what an idiot.
Sun Wukong stretched out the golden cudgel and stretched it out in front of Tang Xiansang, motioning for her to pull the stick up.She insisted on stealing the fruit from the garden, so she called herself over to help.If she wants it, she can tell herself to get it, why bother to come here in person, it's so troublesome.
Humph, just crawl.Tang Xiansang climbed up the wall with all her strength, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when the impatient Monkey King grabbed her by the collar and threw her into the garden.Tang Xiansang stood firm and looked around, wow, such a beautiful garden.The moonlight is like water, and many unknown flowers and plants sway faintly under the moonlight, silently blooming their beauty.
Wow, this is the ginseng fruit tree!It's really spectacular, the trunk is more than a thousand feet high, the green leaves are gloomy, and there are white and tender fruits growing on the south-facing branches.Tang Xiansang couldn't see clearly, her saliva was already dripping all over the floor.
"Wukong, I want to eat, but the tree is too tall, I can't fly up." Tang Xiansang bit her finger and begged Monkey King.Ginseng fruit, this girl will be here soon! "You don't even know that you're not here during the day. The little boy in this Taoist temple is very powerful. He not only scolds me but also scolds you. I just want to steal their fruit to relieve my anger."
"Only you can scold me. They don't dare." Sun Wukong was not fooled, and leaned against the tree trunk without moving.
"...This ginseng fruit is delicious. Smell it, it smells so good! What an appetite!" Tang Xiansang sniffed the faint aroma of ginseng fruit. It smells so good that no food or perfume can match it. aroma.
"Aroma? You have a stronger aroma than ginseng fruit. I don't like ginseng fruit. If I want to eat it, I might as well eat you." Sun Wukong looked at Tang Xiansang calmly. Compared with fruit, you make me more interested in eating.
Tang Xiansang was speechless, her saliva dripped onto the skirt of her clothes. Just as she was about to beg him again, Sun Tian moved, hugged Tang Xiansang, and flew to the branch. "Stand still."
Tang Xiansang didn't dare to let go of Sun Tian's lapel, the branch was too thin and wobbly, would it fall down and be smashed to pieces?Take a deep breath, don't look down, calm down, the ginseng fruit is right in front of you.Tang Xiansang stabilized her mind and looked for the shadow of ginseng fruit.
"Wukong, do you think this is ginseng fruit?" Tang Xiansang was confused, pointing to the fruit on the branch, and asked Monkey King uncertainly.
"Hmm. Don't you want to eat? Here's the golden cudgel." Sun Wukong looked at the fruit calmly, shrunk the golden cudgel to the size of chopsticks, and handed it to Tang Xiansang.
The author has something to say: The next chapter is very exciting, hehe~~~~ Next chapter, next chapter, next chapter. . . .The next seven or eight chapters are very interesting~~~~Let’s reveal it in advance, hehe~ Please collect it~~~~·
"Presumptuous! Take off your dirty hands!" Dao Tong seemed to be covered in something disgusting, and shook off Tang Xiansang, "It's really unlucky, the clothes I just made were stained by a lunatic like you, it's disgusting! Dao Tong wiped Tang Xiansang's stained sleeves with a handkerchief desperately, muttering.
I'll go, can you not get dirty if you go over the mountains all day?I'm already diligent enough to take a shower, okay, I have to wash every time I get water!Tang Xiansang put away her smile, "Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother felt your presence for the first time, she vomited. Afterwards, depending on the level of your disgust, your mother's degree of vomiting will also be different. .If you want to know how disgusting you are, just ask your mother how much she vomited when she conceived you."
These words were too sharp, both Zhu Wei and Modi were shocked. My master still has such a strong mouth, I admire him!As soon as he let go of his hand, Liu Cha fell to the ground.
"Ouch——" Liu Cha finally woke up, and threw up while lying on the ground.Moti hurried over to pat him on the back.After a while, Liu Cha spat out a few mouthfuls of dirty blood, and before he was fine, he let out a long sigh, "I'm disgusted to death."
Xiao Daotong's face turned green, am I so disgusted!
Tang Xiansang was taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly, "Liu Cha, you've woken up because of this guy's nausea, Xiao Daotong, I thank you and your family!"
The corner of Zhu Wei's mouth twitched, the cooperation between the master and apprentice was too clever.
Modi supported Liu Cha, who was still weak, and together with Tang Xiansang and the others, they returned to the tree where they rested just now. "Liu Cha, are you really disgusted by that Taoist boy?"
"No, I woke up after being hit on the head in a daze, and my chest felt uncomfortable, and it was much better to spit out blood." Liu Cha's face was pale, and he rubbed his chest, "Hey, who are you? What are you doing?" Call me Junior Brother?"
"He is the white dragon horse. He sleeps all day, so you don't know him. You even fought with him when you were mad. Moti is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, ha ha."
"Wow," Liu Cha's eyes lit up, Master is amazing, the Third Prince of Dragon Palace is willing to be ridden by Master, "Brother, don't you need to marry the Sixth Princess of the South China Sea?" The princess used force and was forced to marry.
"Wow, there's another matter, Liu Cha, please tell me!" Tang Xiansang regained his energy, and grabbed Liu Cha to ask about the situation.
Taking a peek at Modi, Liu Cha still couldn't help gossiping, "Princess Six fell in love with Senior Brother and insisted on marrying him, but she couldn't beat Senior Brother, so she used the secret technique of the South China Sea, but she was backlashed by herself. I was crazy, I couldn't help myself when I saw a man. The Dragon King of the South China Sea had no choice but to kill the sixth princess, it was too tragic."
No wonder Xiao Bailong would fight with his uncle, the Dragon King of the South China Sea must have blamed Xiao Bailong for the pain of losing his daughter.Nie Yuan, why are my apprentices so popular.
Moti walked away speechless, he still admired the demonized Liucha, and now he didn't have the courage of Disha at all.
"Xiao Tiantian, give me a hand." Tang Xiansang really couldn't climb such a high courtyard wall, and couldn't help cursing why Wuzhuang Temple built such a high courtyard wall, because her mana was so weak that she could even fly not up.I hate this Wuzhuang concept even more in my heart, it is too deceptive, don't blame me for coming to vote for your baby tonight.Ginseng fruit is such a precious thing, people must be wary of evil thieves like Tang Xiansang, it is good if there is no hidden weapon installed.
"Not everyone can call me my real name." Monkey King stood on the wall indifferently.
*&...%¥Tang Xiansang scolded Sun Tian many times, and put on a smiling face, "Wukong, if you can't get up as a teacher, please help me." The pain is unbearable, just ignore me!Standing so high and not afraid of being spotted, what an idiot.
Sun Wukong stretched out the golden cudgel and stretched it out in front of Tang Xiansang, motioning for her to pull the stick up.She insisted on stealing the fruit from the garden, so she called herself over to help.If she wants it, she can tell herself to get it, why bother to come here in person, it's so troublesome.
Humph, just crawl.Tang Xiansang climbed up the wall with all her strength, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when the impatient Monkey King grabbed her by the collar and threw her into the garden.Tang Xiansang stood firm and looked around, wow, such a beautiful garden.The moonlight is like water, and many unknown flowers and plants sway faintly under the moonlight, silently blooming their beauty.
Wow, this is the ginseng fruit tree!It's really spectacular, the trunk is more than a thousand feet high, the green leaves are gloomy, and there are white and tender fruits growing on the south-facing branches.Tang Xiansang couldn't see clearly, her saliva was already dripping all over the floor.
"Wukong, I want to eat, but the tree is too tall, I can't fly up." Tang Xiansang bit her finger and begged Monkey King.Ginseng fruit, this girl will be here soon! "You don't even know that you're not here during the day. The little boy in this Taoist temple is very powerful. He not only scolds me but also scolds you. I just want to steal their fruit to relieve my anger."
"Only you can scold me. They don't dare." Sun Wukong was not fooled, and leaned against the tree trunk without moving.
"...This ginseng fruit is delicious. Smell it, it smells so good! What an appetite!" Tang Xiansang sniffed the faint aroma of ginseng fruit. It smells so good that no food or perfume can match it. aroma.
"Aroma? You have a stronger aroma than ginseng fruit. I don't like ginseng fruit. If I want to eat it, I might as well eat you." Sun Wukong looked at Tang Xiansang calmly. Compared with fruit, you make me more interested in eating.
Tang Xiansang was speechless, her saliva dripped onto the skirt of her clothes. Just as she was about to beg him again, Sun Tian moved, hugged Tang Xiansang, and flew to the branch. "Stand still."
Tang Xiansang didn't dare to let go of Sun Tian's lapel, the branch was too thin and wobbly, would it fall down and be smashed to pieces?Take a deep breath, don't look down, calm down, the ginseng fruit is right in front of you.Tang Xiansang stabilized her mind and looked for the shadow of ginseng fruit.
"Wukong, do you think this is ginseng fruit?" Tang Xiansang was confused, pointing to the fruit on the branch, and asked Monkey King uncertainly.
"Hmm. Don't you want to eat? Here's the golden cudgel." Sun Wukong looked at the fruit calmly, shrunk the golden cudgel to the size of chopsticks, and handed it to Tang Xiansang.
The author has something to say: The next chapter is very exciting, hehe~~~~ Next chapter, next chapter, next chapter. . . .The next seven or eight chapters are very interesting~~~~Let’s reveal it in advance, hehe~ Please collect it~~~~·
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