Tang Seng Rou

The author has something to say: I still have the cheek to ask for collection~~~~~

"I'm in the Heavenly Court. I have to help the Jade Emperor lift the curtain all day long. When I have free time, I will see them crushing me and crushing you." Liu Cha looked sad, recalling his tragic life as a fairy.

"Fart, you are still busy opening the door curtain all day long. The Jade Emperor can come in and out several times. You are just an idler. How could the heaven raise a guy like you who eats and drinks for nothing?" Tang Xiansang said a little bit like a master should. There is no respect, nor is it modest to listen to other people's gossip.

"Master, don't interrupt me." Liu Cha hastily defended, and looked at Tang Xiansang with a guilty conscience, "I saw the Jade Emperor come back with Li from the Yaochi banquet that day, and entered the house with Li drunk Li, and then I heard Lie say no, stop, I'm going to call someone."

"Wow, you can hear so clearly!" This guy must have really good ears.

"Master, I, I know the concealment technique, even if the Jade Emperor didn't look carefully, he wouldn't be able to find it."

"Wow, that's cool, then you've heard a lot, come on, tell me." This is the talent of the paparazzi!Stealth is too powerful. If you know how to do it yourself, you can use it directly, and it will be over when you walk to Lingshan.

"Later, Li came out with disheveled clothes. He seemed to be very angry. He happened to bump into Fairy Chang'e. He ran away quickly. The fairy was very angry and rushed into the house. I couldn't hear clearly, so I went to the house. Look, when Fairy Heng'e slapped Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor just smiled and said nothing."

"Wow," Tang Xiansang could only use "wow" to express her amazement, it's so amazing, this kid is really desperate to sneak into other people's rooms just to spy.

"I was watching it vigorously, but Lie came back. When he saw me, he asked me what I was doing, and then I ran away. Later, Lie was demoted to the mortal world by the Queen Mother, and I was also punished by the Jade Emperor in the Liusha River."

"What is Zhu Wei going back to do? Could it be that he has figured it out? Yes, after all, he is the Jade Emperor. If you follow him, you must be very popular and hot." Tang Xiansang couldn't help laughing at the scene of Zhu Wei being pushed by the Jade Emperor.

"That's Lie's house, where else can he go if he doesn't go back."

"Ah? Was he seducing the Jade Emperor? What did Chang'e do in the past?" Tang Xiansang deeply despised Zhu Wei, he really liked men.

"No. Master, according to my observation, the Jade Emperor is tired of the Queen Mother who has been dreamed up for tens of thousands of years, and likes Chang'e and Chang'e Fairy, because Chang'e Fairy and Chang'e Fairy are the most beautiful people in the world, and he must feel that others are not good enough for him. I just like each other, so I was unlucky that day. The Queen Mother was very jealous of Li's beauty, and never allowed Li to go to the palace."

No, the Jade Emperor is really blessed, both men and women can eat, but I don't know which one is more beautiful, Zhu Li or Chang'e. "Is there any scandal about your elder brother, no, rumor?"

"I, I dare not say. But Guanyin's apprentice knows, do you want to listen?" The premise of gossip is fate gossip. Although the senior brother is a senior brother, he is the strongest man in the rumors. If he is not happy, he will crush himself to death , then you can no longer spy on others.

"Talk!" Tang Xiansang leaned closer. Guanyin is such a coquettish woman, so she must have more information.

"Sister Guanyin often went to hell to do missions. For a while, she chased Yan Luojun fiercely. She seemed to be strong, but Yan Luojun would not see Guanyin easily. Master, have you seen Mu Zha? He was at a banquet When I saw Avalokitesvara, I vowed to follow Avalokitesvara for eternity, follow Avalokitesvara every day, and even watch Avalokitesvara take a bath."

"Hehe, I can see this."

"Taibai Jinxing has been thinking about Sister Guanyin for thousands of years. He even went to his friend Yuelao for help, and asked Yuelao to connect him with Guanyin's marriage line, but Yuelao refused. Taibai Jinxing was still with Yuelao There was a fight, and I almost didn't even have to do it with my brother."

"Liu Cha, you did a good job. Master is optimistic about you. You are a well-deserved king of gossip!" Tang Xiansang patted Liu Cha on the shoulder vigorously. "How do you know so much?"

"Hey, Master, there is a university question here. I will tell people who want to know what I see, and they will give me a lot of benefits. The Queen Mother once gave me several good flat peaches."

"Wow, no, this kind of news can also be sold as intelligence, and the gods are too idle." Tang Xiansang was really speechless, "In the future, Master will mess with you, hehe, let's take a look together if there is a situation Share the benefits together."

"Okay, now Liu Cha will have a partner who can be beaten together!" Liu Cha smiled happily. Every time he was caught peeping, he would end badly. Tang Xiansang was willing to be beaten together with him, It's so generous.

"..." Tang Xiansang slapped Liu Cha's head with stir-fried chestnuts viciously, and went to the guest room that he had arranged for himself.

Just entering the room, just about to take a nap, suddenly a white figure flashed in and quickly hugged Tang Xiansang.

Tang Xiansang was caught off guard, and was thrown onto the bed by that man, unable to move, and the postures of the two were extremely ambiguous.Tang Xiansang regretted it to the death, she shouldn't have put the Zen staff beside her, if she had the Zen staff in hand, she could still give this disciple a blow.Struggling hard, but couldn't match this man's strength, Tang Xiansang had no choice but to give up, "Hey, you are so heavy, can you get up first?" This man is not bad looking, although he is not as enchanting as Zhu Wei, and he is not as charming as Xiao Bai. Long Modi is gentle, not as cute as Liu Cha, and not as manly as Wukong, but he is also handsome.

The man in white chuckled, but his body did not relax. He stared at Tang Xiansang's incessant glances with peach blossom eyes, and his red lips touched her earlobe, "Young lady is what my mother said to be a Buddhist. Mo Yan."

Tang Xiansang burst out laughing, Mo Yan?Really worthy of the name.Since he is the young master of this family, he must not be a bad person. Tang Xiansang smiled, "I have admired you for a long time, ha ha."

"Are you attracted to me? Huh?" The mature man's breath is getting closer and closer to Tang Xiansang, "Why don't we enter the bridal chamber now, so that you won't be tired after running around and making my heart hurt." Mo Yan held his hand Separated Tang Xiansang's legs, pushing her knees between her legs.

Let me go, he is so lacking in women's love, so lonely and unbearable.Tang Xiansang squeezed out a smile, "Young master Mo, you have to pay homage first if you want a bridal chamber. It's not okay to get on the bus first and then pay for the ticket." Regardless of whether he could understand or not, Tang Xiansang delayed thinking with a smile on his face. Method.

"Really? Don't you want to come with me?" Mo Yan looked at Tang Xiansang affectionately with his peach blossom eyes, the depth in his eyes seemed to be able to swallow everything, and one couldn't help but get lost in it.

"Think." Tang Xiansang looked at him in a daze, as if she was willing to die for him right now.Immediately die?I don't want it, I want to go back to see my parents and friends!Tang Xiansang woke up from her hazy consciousness with a jolt.

"Bastard! You shameless scoundrel! I'll kick you to death!" Tang Xiansang came to her senses and found that Mo Yan's hand had reached into her lapel, revealing a large area of ​​her chest.Tang Xiansang bit his face desperately, and Mo Yan painfully relaxed his suppression on Tang Xiansang.Tang Xiansang kicked him away.

Mo Yan fell to the ground and covered his face, with a sad face, "You, you have obviously been hit by my fairy bewitching technique, how can you still wake up?" Disfigured. "Ah! Help!"