Tang Seng Rou

The author has something to say: Ah Feng’s writing style is more funny and nonsensical, hehe, if you like this style, continue to read it~~~

"Stop, catch the thief! Come on!" A plump woman in a short skirt and high heels shouted while running.

Tang Xiansang just took a bite of a popsicle, ah, the sun is shining brightly in broad daylight, and she actually robbed her!Without saying a word, biting a popsicle, he chased after the robber in black who was fleeing in a distance.

This guy is too stupid, you are wearing black clothes while robbing in broad daylight, and dyed your shit-yellow hair, so conspicuous, you are just looking for death.

After chasing hard for two streets, the yellow-haired man couldn't run anymore. Looking back, the woman was still chasing her. Damn, she didn't steal your mother's wallet. Why are you so desperate!

Tang Xiansang just won the runner-up in the 3000-meter long-distance race for high school girls in the city a few days ago, and chasing someone is a piece of cake.

Grabbing Huang Fa-nan by the collar, "Don't move, hand over your wallet!" If Huang Fa-nan was sent to the Public Security Bureau, and then the plump woman who was robbed sent a pennant to his school, he would become famous all over the city.

Relying on his manly advantage, Huang Fa-nan pushed Tang Xiansang away so hard that he couldn't run anymore, so he beat her and ran away.

Tang Xiansang was caught off guard and fell to the ground with a somersault.Didn't it mean that thieves would hold their heads still if they were caught up?Regardless of the pain in his palms and buttocks, Tang Xiansang got up and grabbed Huang-haired man's shirt.

Huang Fa-nan couldn't break Tang Xiansang's hand no matter how hard he tried, kicked her to the ground again, kicked her hard a few times, and turned to run.

Not knowing where the energy came from, Tang Xiansang grabbed Huang-haired man's pants, "Bastard, don't run, catch the bad guy."

"Bah—" Such cartoon underwear.Tang Xiansang stared blankly at the butt in front of her.

"Bastard!" The yellow-haired man was so angry that he pulled my pants off!You must read the almanac when you go out in the future!

Seeing that Tang Xiansang was still holding on to his trousers desperately, Huang Fanan was furious, and took out a fruit knife to stab Tang Xiansang's hand.

Miss Ben has practiced.Tang Xiansang got up and was about to grab Huang-haired man's wrist, but accidentally got a banana peel under her feet, and she fell forward unsteadily.

"Ah—" Tang Xiansang looked at the hilt of the knife in disbelief, and closed her eyes gorgeously.

Feeling the chill in her body, Tang Xiansang suddenly opened her eyes.In front of him was the endless hall, with green flames burning faintly on the pillars.

Cold, a chill from head to toe to heart.Damn, I don't even have any clothes on!Tang Xiansang quickly covered the important parts with her hands.I seem to have been stabbed to death by a knife, where is this?Underworld?

"Are you awake?" A man in red clothes suddenly appeared, staring at her coldly.

"Ah!" Tang Xiansang hastened to hold her hand tighter, "Pervert! Get out of here! Help, come here!" If Tang Xiansang knew that this kind of vague and unstoppable springtime makes men even more crazy, she would definitely Regretfully hit the wall.

"Hmph. It doesn't matter to me whether you wear clothes or not. Besides, there's nothing to see." With such a fuss, women in the world are getting worse and worse with each generation.

"You, what did you do to me?" I was naked in this strange environment, the man in front of me would not rape me, would I?

"Hmph, what do you want me to do to you? My majestic Yan Luo Wang, what kind of female ghost has never seen before, you are not worthy." Yan Luo Wang looked deeply contemptuous, and then leaned close to her. Beside her, caressing her delicate skin, "However, I am still very interested in your flesh..."

Damn, Yama, is this hell?He said I was a female ghost, am I dead?Mom, help me!

"Hey, let me see." With a delicate female voice, a turbulent woman appeared out of thin air.The female wave wave walked up to King Yan Luo, swaying willows, and gently stroked his face with her jade hands, "I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, but you still have such a big temper. How can you scare Jin Chanzi?"

King Yan Luo pushed Botao girl away, "I'll leave it to you, hurry up, my temple is too small to accommodate you, Guanyin, a great god." This woman can't bear it by herself, and it's enough to harm the heavens. My eighteen hells don't dare Leave your bodhisattva behind.

"Avalokitesvara? Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?" I heard that right, the turbulent woman in front of me is called Avalokitesvara!Tang Xiansang was in a mess.

Guanyin smiled, fascinated all beings, "You still remember my sister, little Jinchan, I haven't seen you for many years, I am still the same as before, you are much calmer." After speaking, she smiled and looked at Tang Xiansang's chest.

What?You say my chest is small, is there any reason? Is this Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering?

Guanyin leaned over and lifted Tang Xiansang's face with her hand, "Hehe, the change in appearance is not that big, you can see it. You should be glad that my sister is not a man, otherwise, hehe."

Wow, Tang Xiansang couldn't help but glance at Sister Guanyin's deep □, and felt the heat on her nose, damn, I have a nosebleed, am I mistaken, I am a woman, do I need to have a nosebleed when I see a beautiful woman? !

"Hahaha, you're getting more and more interesting, little Jinchan." Guanyin looked proudly at Tang Xiansang's unstoppable nosebleed, and hugged Tang Xiansang with a smirk.

"Help! I'm going to die, no, I'm going to die!" Tang Xiansang's face was forced on Guanyin's chest, and the nosebleed couldn't stop.Will I bleed more than die again!this woman!

"Don't mess around! Let the golden cicada go!" A very magnetic voice sounded, and then a handsome guy in white clothes and white hair also appeared in the hall out of thin air.

"Taibai, take this crazy woman away quickly. If she continues like this, the ghosts in the eighteen hells will have nosebleeds and die." Guanyin, a dead woman, came to harass her every hundred years or so. The mission is coming again, it is really a hit nemesis.

Guanyin reluctantly let go of Tang Xiansang who was bleeding too much and was about to pass out, and acted like a baby unhappily, "Brother Taibai, I haven't had enough fun yet."

"Nonsense!" Taibai rubbed his temples with a headache, "Jin Chanzi, let's go on the road, time is running out."

Tang Xiansang was messed up again. Could it be that this handsome and monstrous white-haired man is Taibai Jinxing?Am I dreaming?Wake up, Tang Xiansang!

There was a flash in front of my eyes, wow, where is this, so beautiful.Looking at the bridge in the distance and the river covered in white mist, Tang Xiansang couldn't help sighing.

"Ah! What are you going to do?" I was brought here naked by that enchanting white-haired man. I was ashamed to death!Tang Xiansang quickly squatted down and looked at the three of them warily.

The evil white-haired man had a gentle face, "Don't be afraid. Listen to what I tell you. You are Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Buddha. You were reincarnated in the mortal world thousands of years ago. Guanyin is too sad because you are going to the mortal world. This time I will help you Something went wrong when you reincarnated, and you became a woman. Now you have to reincarnate your soul and rejoin the fairy class after completing the mission."

What!Casting the wrong baby, right? Guanyin, a dead woman!Are these fairies reliable?

"Little Cicada, you must protect your body when you are in the mortal world, I will go and play with you, sister." Guanyin gave Tang Xiansang a deep wink, "Go with peace of mind."

Yan Luo Wang picked up Tang Xiansang's neck and flew to the sky above the black pool of reincarnation, with a charming smile on his expressionless face all day long, and then kicked Tang Xiansang down.

"Ah—" Didn't I just drool at Yan Luo's nympho, as for kicking me down?Tragedy!