[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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I recently got a supernatural being who can change the shape of a person.

This ability is very spiritual, sneaking in, disguising, and inquiring about news. The most wonderful use is to become an enemy high-level and take a photo with Mori Ogai.

But this ability was developed by Osamu Dazai for a new use.

Holding the skirt that was too long, I looked at myself in the mirror with bright eyes and bright teeth, and frowned.

I turned my head, with an unbelievable expression on my face: "Dazai...so you..."

Osamu Dazai, who was happily taking pictures, froze his smile, and quickly explained: "No, I like Qianli, regardless of gender."

"But, it's really beautiful." Osamu Dazai shook the photo in his hand with a smile.

I looked in the mirror, the woman with black hair and shawl was expressionless, her blue eyes took advantage of her exquisite facial features, cold and calm, compared with the male me, there was a touch of softness between her brows and eyes.

Really nice looking.

Osamu Dazai stepped forward, took my hand, and activated [Disqualification in the World]. The cold beauty with long hair instantly turned into a young man with short hair, and the softness that belonged to women faded away, adding a hint of danger.

This is the arrogance and bloody aura unique to mafia cadres. The clean young man in front of him is a monster with countless blood on his hands and walking on mountains of corpses.

Only Osamu Dazai knew how gentle this man was.

"I said, sir, Mr. Mori has been squeezing you for long enough, why not stay with me." The young man with slightly curly black hair kissed the back of my hand in shock, his kite-colored eyes filled with love for the person in front of him. Possessive and tiresome tenderness, the tone is undeniable.

Even if he doesn't speak in this tone, the people in front of him will not refuse his request, but Osamu Dazai likes to be tough.

"Haven't I been with you all the time?" I blinked blankly, he came home on time every day after get off work, and then decided with Dazai Zhi whether to stay at home or go out to play, why Dazai's tone seemed like he hadn't seen him for several years like home.

"Master cadre, you are so fierce." Osamu Dazai complained, his tone full of resentment: "I'm talking about travel, travel, the world of two people, the kind that have been together for several months."

travel?

I remembered that after the Port Mafia reconciled with the Armed Detective Agency, I hadn't traveled with Osamu Dazai.

Obviously, when the two families were irrelevant or even hostile, they met in North America, France, and Italy.

Every time I saw Osamu Dazai in my hotel on a business trip, I wondered if my subordinates were useless and leaked his whereabouts every time, or whether the Armed Detective Agency was idle every day and asked its members to follow the hostile organization cadres everywhere.

Osamu Dazai's behavior at night seriously hindered my business trip the next day.

"Where are you going?" I thought about the thriving business routes of the port mafia, and found that he had never been to the countries in South America, the Arctic, and eastern Asia.

South America is too messy, the Arctic is too cold...

"Let's go plant flowers." Dazai Osamu pulled out a map from his arms, and pointed to the big rooster on the map.

"Are you crazy?" I froze.

I am a transcender of Japan, a cadre of the port mafia, a well-developed big country like flower gardening, and I have long been on the no-fly list.

Other countries are okay, planting flowers?

I guess as soon as I set foot on the other side's land, I have to be recognized and sent back.

"Doesn't Qianli have supernatural powers?" Osamu Dazai blinked and said cutely.

I was silent for a moment: "You know the border of Kyushu where flowers grow, Dazai, once you enter the border where flowers grow, all abilities will be detected."

Wanting to fish in troubled waters and plant flowers in the Kyushu border of the Transcendent is not just for fun.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was doing trouble all over the world, the only time he overturned was when he tried to sneak into Zhonghua, he was almost killed by the transcendent guarding the country, but he was rescued in time by the Supernatural Secret Service.

Osamu Dazai had been prepared for a long time. He pulled out a certificate, an unsigned application for entry from the Supernatural Secret Service Division: "It's an exchange. Ango got a place to go to flower planting exchange and study."

He shook: "Go, go, Qianli."

I agreed, who can refuse a Dazai Osamu's request.

Only what about Ango Sakaguchi, who was replaced for no reason, said Osamu Dazai, who cares about him.

So, I successfully took the place of Ango Sakaguchi, and Osamu Dazai came to the flower planting boat.

On the boat, I saw from afar, on the distant horizon, a colorful barrier looming.

That is the border of Kyushu where flowers grow, a barrier that can detect all incoming supernatural beings and suppress foreign supernatural beings.

There is also a gap between the transcendent and the transcendent.

I figured out the huge territory for planting flowers, the master of the borders of Kyushu, so strong.

The young man who came to receive me laughed loudly after hearing my emotion. He told me that the national border of Kyushu is not the ability of the transcendent, but technology.

Technology?

The young man said that there is a saying in planting flowers that three cobblers are the best Zhuge Liang, no matter how strong an individual is, it is not as powerful as a collective.

Instead of relying on the transcendent, it is better to build the foundation by yourself, study the singularity, and build a stable national border of Kyushu.

From generation to generation, for thousands of years, the Kyushu national border, invisible to ordinary people, will always be erected on the border of planting flowers, guarding the safety of planting flowers.

When he said this, his face was full of pride.

With a look of admiration on my face, I asked the young man, "Tell me this, okay?"

Isn't this kind of thing a state secret?

The young man waved his hand: "I grow flowers in a huge country, so what kind of state secrets are these things?"

Anyway, it is just something that will be discovered sooner or later with time, there is no need to hide it, this is the demeanor of a big country.

At the moment when the boat passed the national border of Kyushu, I saw Osamu Dazai sitting on the bow of the boat, and the beautiful national border like colorful bubbles passed by his side, forming a round hole, which then quickly closed.

I heard the young man and the captain behind me explain that Osamu Dazai is a person with nullified abilities.

Such a strict review, no loopholes are ignored.

I blinked, silently increased the power output, pushed the glasses on the bridge of my nose, and hypnotized myself, I am Ango Sakaguchi, I am Ango Sakaguchi.

After getting off the ship and undergoing strict customs inspection, I proposed to go shopping.

The young man agreed.

I couldn't help asking again: "Are you so relieved of us?"

The young man glanced at me: "You guys...you are guests. Hospitality is a traditional virtue of planting flowers. There is no reason to guard against guests."

Maybe it was young, he added: "Besides, I don't think anyone can take away state secrets from planting flowers."

This is true, the surpassers who grow flowers, both on the surface and in the dark, are definitely the most in the world, plus the borders of Kyushu, they do have this confidence.

So Dazai and I came to the snack street recommended by young people, and the warm atmosphere rushed over us.

Pedestrians coming and going all had relaxed smiles on their faces.

Wearing colored contact lenses, loosening my hair, and making a simple disguise, I confidently held Osamu Dazai's hand and rushed into the snack street.

Along with this peaceful atmosphere, my nerves are also relaxed.

I have visited the Chinatown in Yokohama many times, and the one in front of me is the real Chinatown.

Osamu Dazai understands Chinese, he is in charge of translation and payment, and I am in charge of eating and drinking.

Grilled skewers, spicy hot and sour powder, grilled chicken wings, Maoxuewang pot and meat, piles of delicious food that I have never seen, but it suits my appetite, makes me hate why I only have one stomach, buy, buy, buy, I even bought a portion Octopus balls.

Osamu Dazai laughed at me why I came from afar to eat food from my own country. I gave him a blank look and stuffed him with a small ball.

Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks and chewed, then stopped talking.

Huh, why are the little balls planted with flowers different from the ones I ate.

too delicious.

"Dazai." I took a bite of the rock sugar strawberry wrapped in sugar skin, and the moment the sweet and crispy skin was bitten off, the cold flesh entered my mouth again, full of layers, making people obsessed: "Let's settle here in the future, okay? "

"That's enough." Osamu Dazai leaned his head closer, and I put the rock sugar strawberry in his mouth, and saw him take one away. Dazai Zhi analyzed wisely: "Don't think about it, it's very troublesome to enter the country, especially the identity of Qianli , will be charged with treason.”

I'm dying.

Although I know it's impossible, can't you let me imagine it for a while.

Someone is watching us.

I was keenly aware of it, and followed my sight, but saw two students who looked like girls gathered together, watching me look at them, and smiling at us in a friendly manner.

One of the girls came over with a camera in his hand.

Why do I not understand Chinese!

Seeing Osamu Dazai talking and laughing happily with the girls, I got a little bit of a taste, grabbed the strawberry with rock sugar, and took another bite.

"It's a street shoot." Dazai Osamu translated for me: "She asked if she could take a picture of us."

Of course not.

Osamu Dazai knew this too. He took out the camera from his backpack, said a few words to the girl, and clasped his hands together as a sign of please.

The girl glanced at me, with a smile on her face, and nodded.

She agreed to take a group picture of us with our camera.

I looked around and found a bronze statue of a two-person dragon. I dragged Dazai Osamu and ran over, and the two stood under the bronze statue.

three two one

The girl shouted the countdown.

"Click"

At the last second, Osamu Dazai turned his head and kissed me on the cheek.

I heard the girl who took the photo covered her mouth and screamed, and turned her head in a daze. The girl who was with that girl was on the side, looking at us with a smile.

When I thanked them, I found that the two girls could speak English, so they communicated in English.

"Are you two lovers?" asked the girl who called herself Shen Yueqing, who was helping to take pictures, her clear eyes were full of envy and no malice.

"Yes, we are lovers." Dazai Osamu grabbed my hand and swore sovereignty: "I am really grateful to the two beautiful ladies."

The girl next to Shen Yueqing yelled something in Chinese, then sensed my confusion, and coughed lightly: "My little brother, don't worry about me, I just envy your feelings, I wish you well."

"Thank you." I said in Chinese.

I was thinking about my plan to learn Chinese after returning to China.

I heard that Chinese is the rarest language in the world, but I don't know if it is true.

After chatting for a while, we invited the two ladies to drink milk tea. They told us that there is a temple not far away.

Shen Yue said mysteriously, "It's for marriage. If the lovers tie a red lottery on the century-old peach tree, they can be together forever."

"Thank you so much." Osamu Dazai and Shen Yueqing thanked them, and hurriedly led me to the temple.

I'm still wondering why there are so many ingredients in the flower-planted milk tea. It turns out that there are not only pearls in the milk tea ingredients?

Burning grass jelly, crushed peanuts, raisins, patches, coconuts, taro balls, when Shen Yueqing introduced them just now, I was dumbfounded.

It's an unimagined road, but I have to say, it's quite delicious.

There are so many delicacies, why are the girls who grow flowers so thin.

In front of the antique temple, there are people coming and going, most of them are male and female couples. Osamu Dazai generously dragged me in. As soon as I entered the door, I was amazed.

The century-old peach blossom trees, with pink and tender petals, cover the sky and cover the first yard, and the fences of the peach blossom trees are tied with red ropes and locks.

I asked Osamu Dazai why there was still a lock.

Osamu Dazai said that this is the blessing of planting flowers for love.

I wish the lover's relationship is stronger than gold, and the bigger the lock, the stronger the relationship.

But Osamu Dazai is first-rate in picking locks?

And the size of the lock has nothing to do with its firmness.

Until Osamu Dazai took me to buy the most expensive and largest lock and hung it on the railing, I didn't ask this unpleasant question.

"Thousands of miles." Dazai Osamu looked at me, with the peach blossom trees all over the sky as the background, in my eyes, he was the only one, drowning in that kite-colored affection.

He said, "I love you."

With a smile in the corner of his eye, he held out his hand to me.

"I love you too."

We embraced in the peach blossom rain, and the air was sweet when the wind blew.

Tourists coming and going all around are the background, no one cares about us, only each other in our eyes.

I am really happy that Dazai ruled him and got happiness.

I also bought a lot of red thread at the temple. Osamu Dazai took me up the mountain and walked for a while, then tied a red thread to a passing tree and gave me half of it so that I could tie it too.

"What's the story here?"

Osamu Dazai told me: "When planting flowers, the red thread represents the direct fate of the lovers, and tying the red thread on the tree means praying for blessings, which is auspicious."

In this way, we tied the red thread all the way, saw the peach blossom trees all the way, and reached the marriage pool at the highest point, which is said to be the place where the wife of the most powerful flower-growing fairy met him.

We are here to make a wish and drop a coin following the custom of planting flowers.

After admiring the scenery on the mountain for a while, Osamu Dazai suddenly said to the air: "Come out."

Eh?anyone there?

A young man he had never seen before fluctuated a few times in the air, revealing his figure.

Invisibility ability?

"You've followed us all the way." Osamu Dazai looked at me helplessly, "Qianli is such an idiot."

Of course I found those supernatural beings next to me, but I didn't find this invisible one.

It was discovered as soon as I crossed the Kyushu border, and I was a little emotional.

The young man's complexion is not very good.

It wasn't until later that I learned about planting flowers that I realized that it was the look of a person who is full of dog food.

Planting flowers called this, the anger of a single dog.

The young man said: "I'm really sorry, but I think you should give us an explanation, Mr. Bo Ye."

"I just want to travel, nothing else." I spread my hands to show my innocence.

The corner of the young man's mouth twitched: "Sorry, we really can't let go of a transcendent."

"Okay." I expressed my understanding, but I didn't give up: "Can't we really go shopping for a while, you can send someone to follow."

The youth said no.

"Then... I want to buy a souvenir." I made the last request.

"It's ready for you." The young man said, "Special products from all over the country."

Eh?Why.

The young man said: "Flower growers have always been hospitable, and they are not stingy with their friends."

Then you don't let me play for a while, although it is bitter, but I understand.

Allowing foreign transcendents to wander around the country is not called the demeanor of a big country, it is called lack of conscience.

Walking nuclear weapons are no joke.

"Thank you." I looked at the scenery at the bottom of the mountain. It was already dark and the sun was setting in the east.The dots of lights are lit one by one, and the lights of thousands of families are magnificent: "Planting flowers is so beautiful, I like this country."

"Of course." The young man was proud, he looked at the hustle and bustle at the foot of the mountain: "Because this is my motherland."

After going down the mountain, I saw the still prosperous snack street and asked, "Why is it still so lively in the middle of the night?"

I have been to many cities, especially Yokohama, at night, most people go home, night is the time in the world, not safe.

Osamu Dazai said, "Because growing flowers is a ban on guns."

Ban guns?

"Because planting flowers is safe and powerful." The young man introduced: "In other countries, girls can wear skirts to go out at night without worrying about robbers and hooligans, because our surveillance is all over the city, and the only thing to worry about is the wallet."

His natural tone made me a little dazed.

Going out at night seemed natural to him.

What kind of national self-confidence should this be?

Thinking of the impenetrable protection of the national border of Kyushu, and the faint aura of powerful supernatural beings around, I am a little envious of the people who grow flowers.

It's such a good time to live in peace and be protected by people.

When sending us to the plane, the young man said something that made Osamu Dazai look bad for a moment.

I am a little puzzled, what did he say?

Osamu Dazai kept a dark face and said nothing.

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The author has something to say:

Happy Chinese New Year, four more

Cheers to the Chinese

Our country is strong and united, our country is clean and beautiful, and our girls don't have to worry about going out at night.

Because we are born happy Chinese

Recently, the sense of national pride has overflowed a bit, let me spread a little bit for everyone

Shen Yueqing: It's over, it's over, you see that there is no indifferent young foodie who is in charge of shopping, that smiling one who cares about him, An Wu is dead.

Sister: ah ah he ate the takoyaki he took a bite of.

Shen Yueqing: I guess it's a cold beauty attack.

Sister: Nonsense, as we all know, those who smile are white and black, and cunning and black-bellied attacks are king

Shen Yueqing: It's not good to seduce a queen who can act like a baby

Sister: It’s okay to lean your head over and shoot rock candy strawberries, that big cat who is smiling like a baby.

Ever since the two of Boye Qianli stepped into the border, they were urgently sent to monitor the young man who ate dog food all the way: Brother, before I leave, I want to tell you that tying a red thread on a peach tree is not to bless love, but to attract peach blossoms. The hundreds of red threads you tied just now were to find someone for your partner