[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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My head hurts so much.

I whimpered, opened my eyes, and what I saw was Dazai Osamu's hairy head, the boy was very close to me, almost curled up in my arms.

I blinked, wondering if I had read it wrong.

Why is he in my bed?

No... I looked around and said, why am I on his bed?

Although ever since I found out that Osamu Dazai didn't sleep and stayed up late playing games, I would sit by his bed every now and then and stare at him to fall asleep before going back to sleep.

But why am I on his bed?

I started thinking about yesterday's events.

Osamu Dazai asked me to go to the bar for a drink, and then...drink?

I sat up abruptly from the bed.

Not only did I remember that I couldn't sit still and fell off the stool after taking a sip, I also remembered that the dog Dazai took advantage of the danger to make me kneel on the ground and hold my head to prevent me from getting up.

He also took the opportunity to bully me and let me meow like a cat!

Take revenge.

Then I spilled the wine all over my body, and Osamu Dazai helped me home, and then what?

Then why can't I remember?

I just smelled the faint smell of wine in the air, and looked down at my clothes. The windbreaker and suit jacket had been taken off, and the white shirt was stained by the wine, which had dried up and was wrinkled and stuck to the skin.

Osamu Dazai made me sleep all night in wet clothes?

This bastard.

Although I was drunk and spilled all over myself, but as the culprit of my drunkenness, he should at least help me change my clothes.

I feel like I've been marinated by the wine.

Pushing away the quilt, I planned to take a bath, and saw Osamu Dazai who was still sleeping. He also only took off his windbreaker jacket and was wearing a shirt, sleeping soundly with his back to me.

Not only did I mumble, how uncomfortable it is to sleep like this.

How about buying pajamas for Osamu Dazai?

I tucked the quilt up to keep the heat from escaping, and went to take a shower.

What kind of wine is Long Island Iced Tea, and the taste stays for a long time.

When I got out of the shower and was drying my hair, I heard a sound from Osamu Dazai's room, so I went closer to listen.

What Osamu Dazai said: "He is not feeling well and is still sleeping."

I'm not feeling well, who is it?

The person on the other end of the phone didn't know what to say, Dazai Osamu let out a smile that didn't deserve to be punched: "That's right, we are living together."

live together?Was it me that I was feeling unwell just now?

Osamu Dazai hung up the phone, only then did I realize that he was holding my mobile phone, I tremblingly asked, "Who called just now..."

"Your secretary, why didn't you go to work?" Osamu Dazai said quietly, he looked at me as if he was looking at some scumbag, full of resentment: "She actually has a private phone number thousands of miles away."

Isn't it normal that she is my secretary and has my phone number?

After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't come to a conclusion why Osamu Dazai was so abnormal, so I choked out a sentence: "Is it abnormal?"

"Of course it's not normal." Dazai Osamu crawled from the other side of the bed to the side of the bed, his eyes widened, and he seemed to realize something: "Is it the same mobile phone used for thousands of miles of work and privately?"

Ah, what else?

I only have one mobile phone, and this one is the one that was dropped by Osamu Dazai, which was bought by my parents.

Seeing my reaction, Osamu Dazai was speechless for a few seconds: "Isn't my salary card with you? Why don't you buy an extra mobile phone for work."

"Because it's Dazai's money." I answered as a matter of course, then thought about it, and replied: "I got money from it, for example, the rent is Dazai's money, and other expenses are relatively small, so I use my money." money."

"The division is really clear, Qianli." Osamu Dazai said inexplicably aggrieved.

"By the way, why did I sleep on your bed." I asked, "Did I do something excessive when I was drunk?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned for two seconds: "Have you forgotten?"

"No, I still remember one thing, don't try to lie to me, Dazai." I glanced at him warily.

With Osamu Dazai's character, if I tell him that I don't remember anything, he will definitely make up some exaggerated stories and make me feel guilty.

Don't you see, I have provoked Osamu Dazai several times.

For the first time, the head helped Koyo Ozaki with torture, and he had to bear the documents of Osamu Dazai, and he had to cook for him and take care of his life.

The second time the ability got out of control and went on a night walk with ghosts, and was threatened to drink.

Ahhhh, it's so embarrassing to be kneeling on the ground with my head pressed down. Did I drink wine or wisdom potion?

I don't want to experience it a second time in my life.

"How could it be?" Osamu Dazai raised his hand, expressing his innocence: "Qianli is cute after drinking."

Is it the kind of cuteness that is weak and played by you?

"I just want to know what happened after you brought me back?"

"So it's from here that the fragmentation started." Dazai Osamu thought about it.

It's over, exposed.

The corner of my mouth twitched, Osamu Dazai really couldn't be unguarded for a moment.

"Are you making up a story, Dazai?" After letting him think for a while, the story that Osamu Dazai told was infinitely close to the truth, and I couldn't give him time to make up stories to coax me.

"No, I'm just thinking about how to tell Qianli about this. I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it." Osamu Dazai sighed, and showed me his left hand. He gently untied the bandage, and on the skin under the bandage, There is an obvious tooth mark: "Qianli last night..."

This sentence is said a thousand times, and I still want to say it.

Did I bite it?

Looking at the tooth marks that I used a lot of force at first glance, I recalled shockingly, and what was horrifying was that I really recalled the picture of me biting Osamu Dazai.

"Yes." Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, and opened the shirt that was concealed, revealing the delicate and clean collarbone under the bandage-wrapped neck.

Dazai Osamu's figure is undoubtedly good-looking, and the old wounds on the skin above his chest add a layer of sickness and fragile beauty to him. His skin is a little pale, but that's not the point.

The point is, above the collarbone, there is the same tooth mark as the hand.

There is still a little bruise, I don't know if it is Osamu Dazai's old injury, or what...

I began to doubt life.

Although I rationally think that Osamu Dazai is lying to me, but his clothes are indeed messy, and the teeth marks are indeed my masterpiece...

Osamu Dazai seemed dissatisfied with my shock, and added another layer: "Qianli really went too far last night."

What did I do? Help me. Now I would rather be an elementary school student who doesn’t know anything. I dare not look at Osamu Dazai: "Impossible... Is it true? Did I drink so much ......I......"

Osamu Dazai couldn't bear it any longer, fell down on the bed with his hands on his stomach and laughed.

When I saw Osamu Dazai's reaction, I knew I had been misled.

"Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, he hammered the mattress and laughed wildly: "Although it's not very polite, but I think, even if it's drunk/sex, Qianli won't be able to fall in love with me."

"My physical skills are better than yours!" Unconvinced, I corrected him.

So in theory, if I am strong, Osamu Dazai can't beat me.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said nothing, his eyes were full of ridicule for my remarks.

Are you polite?

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The author has something to say:

[Osamu Dazai: I can get you caught in a few words, lie down and obediently let me go

The book "Disqualification in the World" is really good!

Oba Yezang is a slender, sensitive, transparent, lonely, poor child. He is a monster who doesn't fit in, a child like a god. He uses funny to describe his popularity.

He is too sensitive, he is afraid of human beings, observes human beings, greets everyone with a smile, and pretends to be liked by the other party.

After reading it, I always feel that I am a bit like him. In order to get along with the group, I go to see things that I am not interested in. In order to chat with my friends, I abruptly get back to their topics. I obviously want to be alone for a while, but I can’t refuse my friends. The request to hang out together, for fear that the other party will not look for you next time.

People work hard to be in groups to make themselves happy, and you are so embarrassing when you carefully violate your friendship.

嘤。】感谢在2022-01-3010:33:19~2022-01-3108:20:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Jiayang; 3 bottles of Qinggui Agaran;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!