[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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"After all, we are meeting for the first time, so we won't talk about it in the future." Osamu Dazai chuckled and withdrew his polite manners. Like Osamu Dazai in my world, he prolonged the ending: "Qianli."

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These few sounds were chewed and chewed in his mouth, the young man's voice was a little hoarse, very magnetic, and a little tossing and turning ambiguous.

Thin Ye Qianli blinked, and uncontrollably attached the young man's face with his left hand, looking at that memory, a lot of faces had grown up.

This is Dazai Osamu, the grown-up Dazai Osamu.

He is a different person from Osamu Dazai who defected and abandoned him.

Osamu Dazai let him touch, the smile on his face was like a mask, sincere or fake, he whispered softly: "Qianli."

"Can I ask you a question?" Chiba said, "Have you ever defected?"

He wanted to ask the grown-up Dazai Osamu why he defected back then.

"No, I never defected, Qianli." Dazai Osamu answered his question calmly, his tone was still lingering, but also a little cold.

As the leader of the port mafia, Osamu Dazai never defected.

"I'm different from him."

He was obviously still smiling, nothing changed, but Chisato felt that when Osamu Dazai said this, he seemed so fragile that he was about to cry, and Osamu Dazai's hand was on Chisato Susaku's, as cold as if there was no human warmth.

Chiba Chisato stared at him for a few seconds, feeling the hand attached to her hand, it seemed too skinny, why is this Dazai so thin?

He replied seriously: "You are all Osamu Dazai."

"Then, isn't there me in this world?" Thin Ye Qianli asked.

"No." Osamu Dazai's tone seemed to be a little jealous, but it seemed to be an illusion. What could a man who can develop the port mafia to this level be jealous of? He changed the subject: "Since we are all Osamu Dazai, Can you..."

The young man's voice paused, as if he hadn't said the sentence just now: "I'm hungry, Qianli."

Thin Ye Qianli put down her hands and subconsciously asked, "Where is the kitchen?"

Osamu Dazai had a tricky mouth, and later he almost only ate what he cooked. In order to prevent Dazai from malnutrition due to eating porridge and fast food all year round, Chiba Chisato sacrificed his vacation to learn cooking.

"There is a room inside, and the ingredients are in the refrigerator." Osamu Dazai smiled brightly, sitting on the swivel office chair like a child, and his whole body sank inside.

Chisato Suzuba nodded, and walked towards the direction pointed by Osamu Dazai.

This Osamu Dazai is too thin, so he needs to make up for it.

However, when did the chief's room have a kitchen?

Chisato Suba thought, according to the fact that there are ten times as many guards outside the chief Dazai's room, and he is also called the gravity envoy to personally guard him, so it seems unacceptable to have a kitchen in the house?

Chisato Thakaba opened the refrigerator, and the ingredients inside were all fresh, most of which were crabs.

Thin Ye Qianli couldn't help sighing, as expected of a guy who canned crab meat into a fine can, steamed a few crabs, and caught a few fat ones, put them on the chopping board, and skillfully peeled the shells and gills.

A month ago, after Osamu Dazai defected, Qianli Suba hadn't touched the kitchen. He didn't know if he was unfamiliar with the skills in the Dundun cafeteria where the port mafia worked overtime.

Thin Ye Qianli cooked porridge with half-cooked rice, then cut the freshly processed crab into small pieces, wrapped them in starch, chopped onions and ginger, and set them aside for later use.

Pour oil into the pan, put in the crabs and stir fry quickly, take them out after they change color, then add seasonings, add water and curry to cook together, put the crabs back in to suffocate.

Put the curry crab on a plate, and the steamed crab is also cooked. Take out two bowls of porridge and let it cool.

There is porridge, and there is no need to stew rice. Thin Ye Qianli felt that the two dishes were shabby, so he took out crab sticks and tore them up, mixed them with salad and made a salad.

Simple meal for two sits down.

When he arranged the meals, he went out and found that Osamu Dazai was still reading the documents.

Why is this Dazai so hardworking?

"It's time to eat, Dazai. I made curry crab and salad for you, and I also cooked porridge." Chisato Thakaba said, in fact, there was no need for him, the aroma of curry has already overflowed from the kitchen, filling the room.

The sweet smell of food adds a touch of smoke to the dead room.

Osamu Dazai put down his pen and smiled, as childishly as Chisato Suhaba told him many times to stop playing games and come to eat: "Come on."

Osamu Dazai was very happy to eat. Whether it was curry crab or steamed crab, they were all handled by Sensato Suba carefully. The edges were removed with scissors, and the meat could be picked out with chopsticks.

The rice of porridge is semi-finished, soft and sweet.

Thin Ye Qianli sat opposite him, eating as usual.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai had only eaten half a bowl of porridge before putting down the spoon to wipe his mouth, he wondered, "Are you full?"

Osamu Dazai froze when he put down the bowl, picked up his chopsticks and picked up another steamed crab: "I don't want to drink porridge, I want to eat crab."

Acting like a baby, he used chopsticks to pick out the steamed crab meat that had been shelled. The white and tender meat looked very attractive.

"Don't worry, I only cooked so many crabs this time when it was too late, and I will cook other dishes later." Chiba Chisato took a sip of the porridge, Osamu Dazai ate the crabs cold and let himself go to the hospital, didn't he? Usually, he usually cooks with a limited number of plans.

"Qianli, I have a better appetite than him, so I can eat more crabs." Osamu Dazai said aggrievedly that he was different from his peers.

"No, no matter how good your appetite is, you can't eat it often." Thin Ye Qianli refused coldly.

Osamu Dazai pitifully pulled the steamed crab.

Could this crab be the last of his recent meal?

After eating, Osamu Dazai unexpectedly helped clean up the bowls and chopsticks. He piled the bowls into the pool, picked up a sponge and started to clean them.

"Dazai?" Chiba Chili froze while cleaning up the debris on the table, looking at Osamu Dazai who was washing the dishes.

The other party was still wearing an expensive and scary suit, not even an apron.

"Isn't it reasonable for me to wash the dishes while cooking for thousands of miles?" Dazai Osamu blinked, and his whole body exuded a harmless smell.

"...All right." Thin Ye Qianli had no choice but to pick up the clean trash can and put the crab shells on the table into it: "Who cooks your usual meals?"

Osamu Dazai's kitchen is really clean, there is no dirt at all, and there is no kitchen waste in the trash can.

"It's the secretary." Accompanied by the sound of running water, Osamu Dazai said.

"Dazai also has a secretary, isn't she good-looking?" Chisato Suha thought of his secretary, Dazai didn't like her, if it wasn't for Chisato's work too much to be without a secretary, he would have been driven away by Dazai long ago.

Really don't know why he got mad at a secretary.

"It's a 16-year-old girl. She went to do some errands and will come back tomorrow. She's not as cute as Qianli...ah."

Hearing the exclamation, Qianli Boye turned around and saw that Osamu Dazai was splashed with water, and couldn't help saying: "You can't wash the spoon with water directly."

Osamu Dazai, whose expensive suit was wet, innocently put down his spoon and picked up a bowl beside him.

"Didn't you get a dishwasher?" Chisato Thakaba muttered, took the sponge from Osamu Dazai, and pushed him aside: "Let me do it."

Osamu Dazai responded sullenly: "I just want to help Qianli."

Thin Ye Qianli was a little amused: "Go and change your clothes, and wash them next time."

Osamu Dazai seemed to have received some joyful news, and happily said, "Well, I'll wash it next time."

After Chiba Chili cleaned up, she came out of the kitchen and saw Osamu Dazai sitting at the desk again, leaving him with a back view.

Are you so diligent?

"Can't finish the work?" Chisato Suha pointed to the clock: "It's already ten o'clock, go to sleep, Dazai, I'm working on it tomorrow."

"You should rest first." Osamu Dazai pointed to the secret door on the other side: "There is a bed inside."

"Is it an urgent document?"

"Well, it's very important." Osamu Dazai wrote and drew with a pen without raising his head.

"I have taken the control of the offshore area too firmly. Some people can't stand it and want to make trouble for the port mafia."

Chisato Susaba thought of the mercenary material on Osamu Dazai's desk just now: "Is there an attack? Do you need my help?"

"I have already ordered my subordinates to do it. Qianli only needs to protect me. There are many assassinations." Osamu Dazai said with a smile in his tone.

It was so late, but he was not sleepy at all.

"Then how much work do you have left? If you can trust me, let me help." Bo Yeqianli walked to him and looked at the stack on the table.

"Doesn't sleep for thousands of miles?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"I'll help you." Chisato Suha pointed at the document, "Believe in my ability to work, Dazai, I was taught by you."

After finishing speaking, Chisato Boba realized that he was not taught by Osamu Dazai in front of him, he hesitated for a few seconds.

It doesn't matter, it's all Dazai.

Osamu Dazai chuckled, and took a few copies out of it: "Then after you've dealt with these, go and rest."

Seeing that Osamu Dazai went to deal with the documents again, Qianli Subaba didn't say much, and took the documents to sit at the office desk in the back.

Chisato Susaka's speed in processing documents was tempered when she first joined and was still under Dazai Osamu, handling documents for two people.

Even if he became a reserve cadre, some things Dazai Osamu didn't want to deal with would still be left to him.

Who made Chisato Susakuba young and ignorant when he first joined the port mafia, he left his boss at the mission site and ran to help Koyo Ozaki, offended Osamu Dazai, and got a promise.

His efficiency has been praised by Mori Ogai, with fast speed and guaranteed quality.

If it weren't for the supernatural power [Qiansi Xi], she would have been sent to be a secretary.

Most of the work that Osamu Dazai gave was sorting out. Because it was confidential, it was not something that intelligence personnel could know, so they were sent to the leader, waiting for the leader and secretary to deal with.

It is not difficult to organize these things, but there are too many things that need to be written, because this kind of confidentiality cannot be used with a computer, but can only be copied by hand.

But Qianli Thin Leaf finished it in just over an hour.

After what happened just now, Osamu Dazai didn't say thank you, but sighed Chisato Suhaba's high efficiency, and then pointed to the lounge: "Go and rest, Chisato."

"What about you?"

"I'll wait and sleep on the table."

How could this be?Sleeping on the table will catch a cold, Chiba Chili frowned, and the suit is not suitable for sleeping, and the shirt will strangle people uncomfortable.

"Go to bed, Dazai Osamu." Chiba Chiri said coldly.

It's past eleven o'clock!

In his world, Osamu Dazai would be escorted to sleep with his head pressed at ten o'clock.

Chiba Chisato remembered how she stayed up all night until she fell into a coma before she supervised Osamu Dazai to sleep, and the breath on her body became colder and colder.

Osamu Dazai probably didn't sleep much either.

"Qianli, I am the leader." Osamu Dazai put down his pen and tilted his head.

Thin Ye Qianli repeated what he said just now: "I'm not your subordinate."

Then, without waiting for Osamu Dazai to react, he was dragged off the office chair and dragged towards the lounge.

There is a big bed in the middle of the gorgeous room.

Osamu Dazai chuckled: "Do you know, Qianli, the first generation leader died on this bed, and so did Mr. Mori."

These words almost told Chiba Chisato that Mori Ogai was killed by him tactfully.

Thin Ye Qianli didn't seem to understand what he said, and frowned. He died in the bed of two people, and he would have nightmares when he slept.

"Any other beds?"

Osamu Dazai was taken aback, and burst out laughing: "It's not that bed that lied to you."

How could he keep such an unlucky thing.

"Then go to bed for me." Thin Ye Qianli took off the new suit he had just put on, and looked into the closet, all suits.

"Don't you have pajamas?"

Thin Ye Qianli noticed something was wrong, there was almost no breath of life in this room.

He didn't think that Osamu Dazai didn't live here.

"I was resting on my desk before." Osamu Dazai said in one sentence that he hadn't used this room much.

Chisato Thin Leaf:  …

He took off Osamu Dazai's thick coat, held him down, and threw him on the bed.

"Sleep for me."

"Where is Qianli, will you sleep with me?" Osamu Dazai was wrapped in a quilt, with his head leaking out, pitifully.

Thin Ye Qianli hesitated, then nodded.

After taking off his windbreaker and coat and wearing a shirt, he turned off the light and went to bed.

The bed in Osamu Dazai's lounge is different from the one in his home. It is a single bed. Osamu Dazai is 1.8 meters tall, Chisato Suhaba is a little shorter, but they are men after all, so sleeping together is a bit crowded.

Chiba Chisato was not used to being hugged by Osamu Dazai, and fell into his arms to sleep, a little unaccustomed.

But it just so happened that if he couldn't touch it, his disqualification would not eliminate his supernatural body.

In the dark night, he could hardly hear the other party's breathing, and only a little heat in the quilt could prove that the other party was alive.

This Osamu Dazai is really too alienated from him.

After confirming that the other party was breathing smoothly and fell asleep, Chiba Chisato fell asleep with peace of mind. He carefully maintained not to touch Osamu Dazai, and the guard's puppet was on guard outside.

In the middle of the night, Chiba Chisato was awakened with a start. He realized that Osamu Dazai who was sleeping next door moved and accidentally bumped into him.

Chisato Tokaba opened her eyes and found Osamu Dazai clutching his stomach and curling up, his forehead covered in cold sweat.

Thin Ye Qianli was so frightened that she quickly got up.

"Where's the painkiller?"

Based on what he knew about Osamu Dazai, this guy must have.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai pointed in a direction.

Feed him the medicine, comforted Osamu Dazai and lay down again, Chisato Suha sighed.

This guy, don't even think about eating crabs in the future.

How dare you say that your appetite is better than your peers?

Osamu Dazai made himself very sick without any supervision, and he was still the same when he became the leader.

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The author has something to say:

The timeline is the day before Don's appearance

The leader Zai only eats a little, and sleeps by passing out naturally. For him, eating half a bowl of porridge and adding a few pieces of crab is already a lot, and the kind that will make his stomach hurt

Leader Zai: Why is he so far away? I am different from him

For the leader Zai, he wants to own Qianli Boye, who is infinitely indulgent and gentle to him, but also feels that his life is not long and it is not worthwhile to steal other people's things.