[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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"...You were still listening to my story just now." I silently looked at Fyodor's sitting posture: "How did you do it with your toes?"

"Prayer is with the heart." Fyodor flipped the book lightly, ignoring my question about his magical toe: "God prefers perfection and harmony, so I followed God's will and added a line to the book."

Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of something, and was a little startled: "Such a luxury? The terrorist attack was to bring the Hound and the Detective Agency to meet in the Skyline Casino. You wrote it in the book... [Do not believe that the Detective Agency is innocent]?" ?”

Just pretend Osamu Dazai, I don't believe he didn't think Fyodor would write such insurance in the book.

"That's right." Fyodor made a concave shape, flipping through the book in his hand lightly: "All the police and search agencies in the world will not study even if they get evidence that someone framed the detective agency. Written, that is to say..."

"Isn't it impossible to turn the hunting dog into a partner from the very beginning?" Dazai Osamu covered his mouth and laughed suddenly: "About God, you don't understand at all."

Fyodor frowned: "I would like to hear more about it."

"Perfection and harmony? God doesn't care about that kind of thing." Osamu Dazai bent down and touched the ground lightly: "The characteristics of God are accident and injustice, and that is our common weakness. No matter how many schemes are unfolded, we are still here, in this prison at the end of the earth."

"But the people who actually run this world are the people who shout, gallop, and bleed in the storm called chance."

"When facing a powerful soul, you and I can only stand silently." He lowered his head slightly: "As you said, human beings are sinful and extremely stupid, but human beings are not what you think. existence of value."

Fyodor frowned, and then smiled indifferently: "Then we can only look at your cards and mine."

I'm too lazy to watch two people, you predict and I predict your pre-judgment operation. Anyway, before going to prison, Osamu Dazai told me that this is his struggle with the devil.

The decisive point of the battle is that they can see through each other's several layers of arrangements.

What I didn't expect was that the next two people started chatting.

Fyodor was the first to ask: "My subordinates are always too weak and lack the ability to act autonomously. Do you have any good suggestions?"

"Just do nothing, so that they will act because they are worried about you." This is Osamu Dazai who is actively making moves.

When it was Osamu Dazai's turn, he raised his hand with a solemn face: "It's my turn, although Qianli already loves me very much, but what can I do to make him love me even more?"

Kneeling by the bed and drawing, my brush trembled, leaving a thick and colorful stroke on the line draft I just typed.

Fyodor didn't think much, and gave an answer that no normal person could think of: "Let him lose his job and residence at the same time, and then deceive his family and friends, make him deserted, so that he can only rely on you. "

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes: "What nonsense are you talking about, I have the time to join hands with you to destroy the world."

I silently erased the wrong line draft and continued to draw.

My job, the transcendence of the Supernatural Secret Service, the cadre of the Port Mafia, I only have one residence, but I have too much money.

Family and friends?Most of the supernatural beings in Yokohama are related to me.

They were silent for a few seconds, and Osamu Dazai suggested: "Let's play chess."

Fyodor reconsidered: "Okay."

"Move car from E4 to E6."

"Then I'll be on my way."

I drew my picture quietly, complaining about these two perverts in my heart, imagining the chessboard, and remembering every move of the opponent accurately.

No, Fyodor is the only pervert, and my Dazai is a genius.

"Dazai-kun, you are not in this position for this move." It was Fyodor's smiling voice.

"Ah, ah, a person with a lover will inevitably have a bad memory, forgive me."

I turned my back to them and concentrated on painting.

After the two of them played a game of chess, it was almost time for dinner.

"Is it so early, I feel like I just finished lunch." I got up from the ground and put away the drawing paper: "I don't do anything, I don't feel hungry at all."

"It's better for Qianli to eat more." With a smile in the corner of his eyes, Osamu Dazai took two plates from the prison guard and put them on the small extended table: "It's steak and French fries, so rich."

"I was reduced by a supernatural ability, not the growth period..." The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said to the prison guard, "Can you give me less food next time, or airlift Okura Yezi to give me I removed the ability, this form really can't eat adult food."

"It's okay to have less food." The prison guard was surprisingly easy-going. He hesitated for two seconds, and then secretly asked: "What is the ending of the story about the human chair you told? We made a bet and want to ask you the truth." .”

"..." You prison guards are really free.

"Don't you have a rule against talking to prisoners?" Fyodor on the opposite side bit his fork to watch the excitement.

"Mr. Bo Ye is a transcendent, and of course the treatment is different from that of prisoners like you." The prison guard didn't give Fyodor a good face: "Our chief prosecutor was responsible for assisting you when he was still in the Supernatural Association. He came to Merle After that, I told us a lot about your deeds, the omnipotent hero "Roone", you have saved the world several times, such as North American werewolves, Italy..."

This is something I didn't expect...

Osamu Dazai and Fyodor didn't expect either.

"Human chair, the murderer is a female student of the teacher. The motive is that the teacher empathizes with another person and doesn't want to make her into a chair, so the angry female student preemptively strikes..." I roughly Talk about it.

"The most interesting thing about this case is that after the case was closed, the police cut open the teacher's office chair and found an embalmed skeleton under the leather, because "the one you love the most should be with you day and night."

The handover of the glass cell is very interesting. One is to land on land, and the other is to have the prison guard stand in another glass cell for docking. The way of delivering food is docking.

The transparent cell walls are also very interesting. The prison guards pass things from the outside through the walls of the two rooms, but when we go out, our hands will be blocked, so we can only throw things out and fall into the bottomless ground. Can't throw it into another room.

According to Dazai Osamu's explanation, our cell and Majin's cell are special treatment, and the voice can be transmitted, but the people in other cells are even blocked from their voices.

After seeing off the prison guards, I sat next to Osamu Dazai, who was helping me cut the steak: "Ah."

He was like coaxing a child, with a pampered face.

One side of the steak was dipped in black pepper sauce and cut into small pieces just right for the mouth. Chef Meursault's craftsmanship was unexpectedly good. The aromas of meat, rosemary, and sauce mixed in the mouth.

The point is, this was fed by Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai naturally used the same fork to fork a chunk of potato into his mouth, and chewed with his cheek.

"It's quite delicious." Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up, and he handed the thick potato dipped in tomato sauce to my mouth.

"I..." can eat by itself.

These words were swallowed by Dazai Osamu and I together.

Osamu Dazai looked at Fyodor provocatively while feeding him.

Fyodor, who was eating quietly, did not raise his head, ignoring Osamu Dazai's childish behavior.

It wasn't until I snatched my plate back with a blank expression that Osamu Dazai ate his food in frustration, but he was still restless: "I said, Mr. Majin, it doesn't feel good to be in jail alone."

"It's better than you." Fyodor swallowed the food before replying, "It's really uncomfortable to have such a trump card that can't be used."

"It's better than some people who are alone." Osamu Dazai threw the fork casually. The fork passed through the wall and hit the wall of Fyodor's room. Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up and he touched the wall of the cell with his hand. This time Did not pass through: "This supernatural space is really interesting."

"You can't bite the steak when it's cold." I reminded Osamu Dazai who was eager to throw the knife out.

It was too late, Osamu Dazai also threw the knife out, it is hard to say that he did not do it on purpose, but the wet eyes are really innocent.

In order to prevent Osamu Dazai from catching it with his hands, I had to use my own tableware to cut meat and feed it to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was even more embarrassing. When his cheeks were puffy, he still didn't forget to provoke Fyodor, who was eating well.

I will never forget this meal. In order to fully provoke Fyodor, Osamu Dazai even wanted to kiss Fyodor with his mouth in his mouth. When I refused, he looked at me with resentful eyes.

I looked at my petite palm and confirmed that I am now seven years old, not 70 years old, an old father who takes care of the bear child alone.

Sometimes, it's really hard not to dislike Osamu Dazai.

After leaving the port mafia, he really lived younger... as if he lost his mind when he defected.

I sighed, packed up the food I couldn't eat, and stuffed it all into Dazai Osamu's mouth, ignoring his words like "I don't want it" and "I really can't put it in".

For 3 minutes, Osamu Dazai cried and begged the prison guard to give me less food next time.

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The author has something to say:

I'm really curious about Doth's toes hhh

看上去好疼感谢在2022-04-1421:32:21~2022-04-1523:04:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of canned crab meat in Yokohama;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!