[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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"Ah, you're asking this?" Osamu Dazai smiled slightly: "I'm a member of a righteous detective agency now, so I don't like killing people to solve problems, can I understand that?"

Osamu Dazai put his hand on his chin, his eyes sparkled: "I am a man who is trusted by the company and admired by the public."

"What nonsense are you talking about..." I stopped the hand that sent the message to Yunju Jinshan, and there was a black line on my head.

It was Osamu Dazai who cooperated with my interrogation just now, right?

It was Osamu Dazai who wiped my bloody hands with a gentle and doting smile, right?

Osamu Dazai was shocked: "It doesn't look like it?"

"So justice prevents me from using lynching..." I complained: "You just said that you need to practice your hands so as not to be unfamiliar. Don't you laugh when you accidentally kill someone?"

Even if he walks into the sun and becomes the one who saves people, Osamu Dazai is a man who came out of the port mafia after all, and he is called a man whose blood is black.

The difference is that the first reaction of other members of the detective agency is how to catch a criminal who is in trouble, while Osamu Dazai is a typical mafia thinking, how to kill him.

"Okay, okay." Osamu Dazai finally gave up pretending to be a good guy: "It's just a guess."

"If I stand in the position of a mouse, how can I solve such a difficult Qianli?" Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "With the strength of Qianli, how many people with supernatural powers come to deliver food, use conspiracy, and the mouse also uses so much!" Multiple times, to no avail."

I became interested: "Then how do you want to solve me?"

Osamu Dazai raised two fingers: "In addition to hundreds of useless plans, I chose the two most efficient ones. First, when doing it, create a big event in a far away place and let Qianli leave Yokohama, but This method, the cost of creating an event that happens to be able to mobilize a thousand miles is too high, and the mouse doesn't know that there is no ability to return quickly in a thousand miles, and second, borrow the power of the government."

"Qianli is the necromancer who committed heinous crimes in the Dragon Head War six years ago. It is not too much to say that the capital is the chief culprit. Later, he killed so many people for the port mafia. If it is exposed, people will complain. You cause trouble."

"But my files have been cleaned up." I blinked in confusion, and retorted: "The dark side of the government, "Organ No. [-]", you know, and people from the port mafia are also cleaning up my files, what? I can't find them all."

"That's true, but, has Qianli forgotten about Sigma?"

Sigma?I was taken aback for a moment, and realized with belated reaction: "You mean, books?"

Osamu Dazai nodded: "No one knows if they still have books in their hands. The power of books...is too unknown."

"It's amazing." I was willing to bow down, how could Osamu Dazai be like this, think far and wide, and can deduce information from just a few words.

"Although it feels disgusting, mice and I are indeed of the same kind..." Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue in disgust.

"If the two of you join forces, the world will be destroyed by itself." I complained.

"Then what would Qianli do if I ran away with the mouse?" Dazai Osamu heard my complaints, his eyes lit up, and he asked with an example.

"..." I was a little distressed: "Do you want me to assist you as a spy, or kill you for justice?"

I suddenly reacted: "No, if you really have anti-human tendencies, you will be safe, instead of betting on my love and moral sense, brainwashing me, for you, it is a simple and boring reward Question."

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth, and laughed with his shoulders shaking.

"...Speaking of which, in the illusion of brain hell, the first illusion is that you and Fyodor teamed up to stab me in the back." I rubbed my chin: "The answer you gave was to bet on my morality." Feeling too troublesome, killing it directly can still provoke three quarters."

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing: "This is the first time Qianli talked to me about this, so is there such a thing in the illusion? The so-called twelve deaths..."

He thought for two seconds: "The ending of death is too much to make people want to throw rotten eggs, but what Qianli said is completely untenable. If I really join forces with the mouse, it is the same as what Qianli said. After brainwashing, the use is to maximize the benefits. ...Besides, it is impossible for the mouse to watch me kill Qianli, but will collect criminal evidence and hand it over to you, so that you will be disappointed in me, and then instigate you to be a good person."

The corner of my mouth twitched, did you really analyze it?

However, Osamu Dazai's analysis is much more advanced than mine. Finding faults from various aspects made me realize from a deep level the despair and incredible absurdity I had in the illusion.

According to what Edogawa Ranpo said, clues are everywhere, full of flaws, and those who can still be deceived are fools.

"Anyway, anyway." Osamu Dazai smiled, "I won't hurt Qianli anymore."

"Africa?" I was taken aback, did I go to such a far place at this time: "Do I have to go?"

Are there still people doing supernatural experiments in that kind of place? ? ?Can it still create a catastrophe that requires international assistance?If it's the mouse's tricks... Where did the mouse come up with such an outrageous thing?

"Originally only the hound is enough, but a senior official from the Ministry of Internal Affairs hopes that you can go." Yunju Jinshan glanced at me, and then mentioned vaguely: "It seems that there is a faction dispute. Some adults feel that the hound is too much. The family is dominant, and I want to distribute more resources to the Supernatural Secret Service Division, Chief Farmer hopes that you will not refuse this task."

Can the government be better?

With all due respect, when you make things difficult for your own people, it's very cool for us to play gangsters.

At least Mori Ogai smiles happily every time he hears me talking about government dogs biting dogs.

That being said, Michihara Tachihara, who was suspected of being a hunting dog, was also very cheerful.

Undercover self-cultivation?

I have a headache: "Okay, I'll go."

If Osamu Dazai's analysis is true, and the rat wants to use the government to deal with me based on my previous criminal evidence, then try not to hold any grounds.

Although I can't figure out why the washed-up evidence can still be uncovered...

I took the task in detail, and said to Yunju Jinshan: "You better check the senior official who called me by name. If you transfer me away at this time, maybe you have colluded with the rats."

"Mr. Nakajima and the others are here in Yokohama, so it should be fine." Yunju Jinshan said uncertainly: "Besides, the rats will meet for a while, so there shouldn't be any big disturbances."

should?

I remembered the way Atsu-kun pinched Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's skull, and Nakahara Chuzaya, even if the mouse got some powerful people, it couldn't break the two organizations in the honeymoon period.

"Have you found the priest in the combination?"

Yunju Jinshan shook his head: "Yet, just like Fyodor, I can't find a trace no matter what."

"Is that so..." I wrote Osamu Dazai's personal phone number to Yunju Jinshan: "After I leave, if I need help, I hope you can help me, please." , this is for Yokohama."

"Don't worry, Mr. Thin Leaf."

I told Osamu Dazai about the matter, and then went to find Chuya Nakahara, and left the mark of [Send off] on him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the tattoo-like mark on his wrist, and clicked his tongue: "The note is really troublesome."

I was silent for two seconds: "Please tell me if there is anything, Chuya, that's it, I'm leaving first."

Tiaozi or something, I always feel that I have also been subtly scolded.

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The author has something to say:

Don’t take your brains into the next plot, everything is for the Japanese government to send their transcendents into Meursault (referring to satisfying the author’s strange xp)

Prison sister flower +1

I remember someone on the old Ford said that they wanted to see jumpsuits, because it was very inconvenient, that kind of uncomfortable but untouchable (cough what I was thinking, I will definitely write when I have a chance)

The main reason is that Chisato used the body of a seven-year-old child after being imprisoned (spoiler), which made Dazai look very perverted (no)

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