[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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"You are an armed detective agency, right? The dusk of the three-quarter conception, a special ability group that specializes in handling high-risk commissions that the military and police can't handle." I hesitated: "Why did you accept the commission of finding a cat and chatting with you?"

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai rested his head on my shoulder, and the vibrations during his speech made people feel a little itchy: "Because Odasaku is very talented and good at talking with the elderly, so I entrust all the daily entrustments to him."

He seemed to be complaining: "Odasaku, a big pigeon, said that he was looking for inspiration to write during the interval between solving the commission, but there was no sign of starting to write."

"Then give Oda Tsukuru another stewed vitality." I was chatting like this, and suddenly remembered the content that was skipped by Osamu Dazai: "By the way, Dazai, I think you should explain why you are in the dungeon ?”

"Don't tell me it's a revisit."

The hand that was playing with my hair froze, and Osamu Dazai complained first: "The little slug hurts me when I hit someone, Qianli, and Akutagawa, I haven't seen my former boss for so long, and he just punched me when I came up."

"...Does it still hurt?" Knowing that Osamu Dazai must have been provocative before being beaten, he still felt distressed in his mouth.

He clearly knew that he was changing the topic, but he still cooperated with being led astray.

"Qianli kiss will not hurt anymore." Dazai Osamu let go of me, turned the revolving chair to face each other, and pointed to the place where the gauze was pasted.

"Here, here, and here, you have to kiss." He pointed at the corners of his lips, cheeks, and even his forehead: "And here, I was scratched by a little slug, and I almost lost my appearance."

Osamu Dazai was wronged: "It's too much."

I was helplessly held by him on the cheek, and I kissed the place he pointed, kissed the corner of the lips, and rubbed the rest of the place with my fingertips: "I fought with Zhongya, as for Akutagawa... .. When he wakes up, I will take good care of him."

Tell Chuya in the far west of the Central Plains about my reunion with Osamu Dazai? !

If I don't give him more work, my surname will not be Bo Ye.

"I'm going there with absolute certainty." Osamu Dazai enjoyed a facial massage: "The first purpose is to get information on the boss who offered a reward to Atsushi without compromising thousands of miles. Second, I haven't seen you for so long. Too little slug, he is living too well, I want to make him trouble."

"The last time I made trouble for Chuya, I planted a bomb in his car before defecting. Unfortunately, I didn't see the little man jumping into a rage."

That bomb was indeed installed by you.

I was speechless for a moment: "What should I say...as a colleague of Chuya, um...as long as you are happy...you did a good job?"

Osamu Dazai nodded happily: "It's really worthy of a thousand miles."

"It's really addictive to have a blatant preference for something." His eyes were hazy, and a smile curled up on his lips.

"Boba-kun." Edogawa Ranpo who was playing with Izumi Kyoka not far away suddenly waved to me.

"what happened?"

He pointed at Quan Jinghua: "Your Teacher Bo Ye has promised that you can come to the detective agency to play with us at any time, right, Mr. Bo Ye."

I nodded helplessly: "The premise is not to delay work."

Gu Qi Naomi sighed in bewilderment: "Is Jinghuajiang already working at such a young age?"

I opened my mouth, but didn't speak, why did the sense of déjà vu that I misunderstood my son become stronger?

"By the way, Mr. Suzuba and our detective agency are so destined." Gu Qizhi Naomi counted: "The president's young student, Mr. Dazai's lover, Kyoka-chan's teacher..."

It's almost like asking why I didn't join the detective agency.

Osamu Dazai added: "There are also Odasaku's friends and Atsukun's teacher."

Quan Jinghua nodded: "I live with Dunjun and Teacher Bo Ye's younger brother."

"So, are Jinghuajiang and Dunjun childhood sweethearts?" Miyazawa Kenji said.

It seems... all right?

"I didn't notice it just now, but looking at it now, Mr. Dazai and Mr. Susuha are both wearing rings."

"Really! When did this extra come out?"

"What an enviable relationship, the two seem to be a good match."

Thank you all for your well wishes though...

But why did the center of the conversation turn to me again?

Fortunately, at this time, a clerk came in from the outside, said that there was a new commission, and called Junichiro Tanizaki and Kenji Miyazawa away.

The clerks also bid farewell in twos and threes and returned to their jobs.

I looked at the culprit helplessly: "Random, impossible." It is impossible to lure me to the Armed Detective Agency!

Edogawa Ranpo hugged the kraft paper bag, and innocently took a bite of the snack: "Master Ranpo didn't do anything, it's because Mr. Boba himself is too charming."

Naomi Gu Qi said that she slipped her mouth...

Edogawa Ranpo probably said something to the clerks, as long as he gets along well with me, he can keep Kyoka in the detective agency.

I'm deadpan.

Osamu Dazai kept smiling, and when he saw that everyone was almost gone, he said, "After all, it still didn't work out."

Osamu Dazai's words showed that he was aware of Ranpo Edogawa's plan to gain my favorability, and he acquiesced.

Do you have a crush on the detective agency?

I found a good home, Dazai.

"If you think you can succeed, you would have brought me along."

First, I don't want to leave the Port Mafia. Unlike Osamu Dazai, I have no reason to leave, and I don't want to be enemies with Nakahara Chuya and the others.

Mori Ogai's reluctance to leave the port mafia is second, and I'm afraid the big bosses behind the scenes in Yokohama, such as Natsume Soseki, and senior officials of the Ministry of Internal Affairs are the last ones.

Because in my port mafia, the white industry of the port mafia has made a lot of income for the government.

"That would be too troublesome." Osamu Dazai said helplessly, "Many adults would not like to see such a scene, and neither would Qianli himself."

Edogawa Ranpo ate snacks silently, and Naomi Gu Qiqi almost wrote the Riddler got out of the detective agency on her face. Izumi Kyoka sat obediently and let Naomi Gu Qiqi braid her hair.

Gu Qi Naomi said cautiously: "Is what you discussed related to Mr. Dazai's previous occupation?"

"Profession?"

Naomi Gu Qi nodded with excitement on her face: "Mr. Dazai's former occupation has already offered a reward of 70 in the detective agency."

"Mr. Kunikida guessed more than a dozen kinds but he didn't get it right." Gu Qiqi Naomi was confused: "Does Mr. Suzuba know?"

I blinked, feeling a little moved.

It doesn't matter if it's money or not, I just want to see Kunikida Doppo's reaction after Osamu Dazai loses his horse.

Osamu Dazai smiled, and whispered in my ear: "Don't spoil it, Qianli."

I immediately turned serious: "It's interesting to leave suspense."

"That's it." Naomi Gu Qi was a little disappointed: "However, Mr. Dazai and Mr. Suzuha used to be colleagues. With such clues, the case will definitely be solved quickly."

"By the way, does Jinghua Jiang know?" She asked Quan Jinghua excitedly: "Mr. Boye's occupation?"

Quan Jinghua is so smart, she saw that I didn't want to say it, so she shook her head.

In fact, she really didn't know the identity of Osamu Dazai, she only knew that I was a cadre of the port mafia and Osamu Dazai was my lover.

"Actually, we are not colleagues. Our jobs are different." I, the legal second-five boy of the Supernatural Secret Service and the Port Mafia, and Dazai Osamu, a cadre of the Port Mafia, are indeed different and similar.

Who would have thought that I wear several hats?

I made up my mind in my heart to seal Atsushi Nakajima, Fukuzawa Yukichi is definitely not interested in this kind of game, as for other people who know my identity... Kunikida Doppo should not be considered to know my identity?

Naomi Guqiqi wouldn't ask Kunikida Doppo directly, would she?

Edogawa Ranpo didn't bother to pay attention to us, and continued to eat snacks and read the newspaper. I thought it was a detective's pastime, chasing social news or something, and then saw his eyes stay on the four-square comics in the newspaper.

Elementary school students read comics, it's okay.

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The author has something to say:

I wrote pure prison wind and wrote me stupid.

I had a headache writing about the battle of wits and courage between the sisters in the prison for a day, and I was always curious about how the two of them knew that they had reached that step in the prison.

The two of them: You predicted and I predicted your prediction

Me: Crazy looking for logical loopholes, carefully thinking about whether writing this way will insult the IQ of the script team, and whether it can make sisters who have never read comics understand the plot

The two of them: Although they are in a prison deep underground, I know everything about the bloody storm outside

Qianli:? ? ?What are they talking about, why do these two people suddenly look at each other and mock the loopholes in the plan when they are doing their own things?Courtesy your mother?Now, respect the lower IQ basin?

头秃。感谢在2022-03-1800:18:20~2022-03-1800:25:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Nini doesn't want to say 1 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!