[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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In the hazy water mist, I almost melted in the water. I don't know if the bath ball has any strange ingredients. Anyway, the aroma makes people feel a little confused and want to sleep.

In this state, feeling dizzy, I agreed to what Osamu Dazai proposed.

So, I know that my state is not right, but in this ambiguous and hot atmosphere, it seems that I should not say anything that spoils the scenery, and it is serious to just agree to go on.

I saw that Osamu Dazai had also taken off his clothes. The boy, no, he was already a young man taller than me. His body was blurred in the mist. Strange color.

I really want to take it off little by little, reveal the white skin under the bandage, and see the scenery that has never been seen by anyone.

It is said that the bathtub is small, but it is not too small. I moved in, and one more person entered the water. The blue bath liquid came out of the bathtub, and the warmer water was put in, adding the body temperature of outsiders, and then heated up again. .

The touching limbs are as hot as coals, and the skin is moisturized by the bath, smooth and white.

"Sit in front and I'll wash your hair for you." I picked up the shampoo beside me and told Osamu Dazai not to squeeze me.

The slippery bathtub made it a little inconvenient to move around, but with what I had left of my brain, I understood that the "accident" that Osamu Dazai accidentally fell when sitting up, and the water splashed all over me was somewhat real.

Osamu Dazai's hair is always messy and curly hair on weekdays. It is very soft. After being soaked in water, it is restrained and comfortable to rub. I took the light blue shampoo and rubbed the hair of the person in front of me carefully. I deliberately lay down a little, lying in my arms.

Rinse off the foam with clean water, and I couldn't help but sigh that Osamu Dazai's hair volume is good.

Speaking of volume, my braids are still cute.

I have always had hair that reaches my shoulder blades, and I wear it in a scrunchie on weekdays.

"Qianli, you've suffered so many injuries again." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and stroked the scar on my chest.

It is a pity that the scar removal effect of the supernatural agent culture fluid is only available to those who use it for the first time. Later, the injury left a scar on the body. The chest scar was caught by Mr. Vampire Earl when he was in Northern Europe of.

Fortunately, the other party is not really a werewolf zombie, and it can only be infected by biting.

"Aren't you too." I caressed the wound on his shoulder, it was a long one that went all the way to the abdomen, a long sword?No, it should be a sickle, in short, it is a fatal injury, which he had when he was a teenager: "How did you suffer, can you tell me?"

Osamu Dazai's voice was a bit more lazy under the steam: "It's left over from the battle with a transcendent."

"That's right, that's amazing." I read it mercilessly, not taking it seriously.

Osamu Dazai chuckled: "It's true, the French transcender Rimbaud Artie, I defeated the little man together, although the other party put a little water..."

Rimbaud?I seem to have heard of this name.

It's Ms. Verlaine, I remember, and he has a darling hat with that name engraved on the inside.

But now, I'm not in the mood to explore, and I put a kiss on his scar: "Kissing doesn't hurt anymore."

"It doesn't hurt a long time ago." Osamu Dazai smiled.

We looked at each other and smiled, laughing at each other's scars.

It turned out that so many extraordinary things had already been experienced.

"Qianli is really cute when she smiles." Dazai Osamu lightly pinched my cheek: "However, just let me laugh alone."

"Hmm..." I tilted my head: "It's been too long since I washed it."

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, then smiled, stood up from the water, and gave me a hand by the way: "If you soak for too long, you will get dizzy."

"Dry your hair first, or you'll get a headache."

"Hi hi."

Next, back in the room, Osamu Dazai told me with practical actions what an adult is.

I'm still too young to play Osamu Dazai who can read thousands of sails at a glance.

Even though I knew that the other party must have never played with others, I still couldn't stop thinking, can someone really be so talented?

"I have to go to work tomorrow..." With a hoarse voice, I pushed someone away forcefully. My whole body was like a salted fish, lying on the bed motionless.

Osamu Dazai coughed lightly, finally calmed down, and wiped away the tears from the corners of my eyes: "I'll clean it up for you."

He picked me up and said in a coaxing tone like a child, "Be good, or you will have a stomachache."

I'm too lazy to argue, who told you to buy so many things without using them.

Osamu Dazai quibbled: "I used it."

I:......

I was almost laughed out of anger, should I use it or not?

Nai He had no strength, so he could only curse twice, and was limply carried by him to the bathroom to clean up.

Who is the transcendent?

It's a lie to say that you don't have a little strength. At any rate, it is a body that the Supernatural Secret Service has spent money and effort on. Its physical skills and strength have already been greatly improved.

But I can't bear it, they are all young people with full blood, who played a little too much and got hurt a little.

Especially... Osamu Dazai, this bastard, always teasing me... What's not to be direct, insisting on watching me reach the limit, crying and begging him...

"You have to go to work tomorrow!" My angry and defiant voice sounded from the bathroom.

"Got it." This is the perfunctory way of someone who never repents.

A night without dreams.

I set the alarm clock for seven o'clock and planned to go downstairs to buy breakfast, but when I woke up, my body was slightly sore. This strangeness made me unable to move.

Osamu Dazai was gone.

gone?

I was a little surprised. This was the first time I saw Osamu Dazai get up earlier than me. Before that, I got up to cook and then went to work.

After I got dressed, besides the living room, I noticed movement in the kitchen.

"Qianli." A Osamu Dazai popped out, holding a fried egg and toast in his hand.

"Did you go buy it?" There are no ingredients at home, I've already confirmed, the half of poisonous mushrooms in the trash can doesn't count.

Because there is a 90% possibility that Osamu Dazai told me to see the poisonous mushroom on purpose.

"Well, come and try my handicraft." Osamu Dazai had a gentle smile on his face, inexplicably virtuous.

I feel a little uncomfortable, and I have become the role of being taken care of.

What is even more inconsistent is my recollection of Osamu Dazai's craft, such as green stewed dynamic chicken, which brought down three cadres of the port mafia, a senior intelligence officer and a low-level member.

A very high-end medicinal diet, in addition to drugs, also has the effect of amnesia. Even someone like me who has received anti-drug training immediately fell into a coma for a whole day. memory.

After hearing this, Mori Ogai agreed, and asked Dazai Osamu to give the secret recipe to Ozaki Koye overnight, as a secret tool for the port mafia interrogation.

There is also a certain kind of hard tofu, which has a slightly weaker chemical effect. It is just an ordinary food, but its hardness is comparable to that of a brick.

Unbelievably, the taste is not bad, and the fresh tofu has the chewiness of gluten.

Ango Sakaguchi pondered for a while and said that hard tofu has hallucinogenic effects, so we think he tastes good.

From then on, I realized that what Dazai Zhi was cooking was clearly refining medicine.

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The author has something to say:

In order to write a novel, I went to make up the theatrical version, thank you, I’m hilarious again, when Zhongye slayed the dragon, I called Shuanghei so happy! ! !Too middle! ! !

There is also the part where Rashomon and Tiger fight and only Yasha Baixue works honestly, which is very reasonable, and any of the three may be redundant.

I try to forget that I am a fan writer because of cp.

I want to try to write vest script for the second book (I haven’t finished the first book yet)

I recommend everyone to listen to the trilogy of "The Villain's Life of the Eldest Miss and the Eldest Young Master". Whether it is Wuxia or Taizhong, the handwriting accompanying this song is very fragrant, and it is so fragrant that you lose your teeth.

"You are a traitor, I am a traitor's best friend"

"Are you a traitor?" "Do you believe it?"

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