[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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I lay lazily on a soft ball, on the roof of the area assigned to me, waiting for the helicopter from the Ability Association to arrive.

The absolute hit of the speed of sound, plus my instigation, a box of bullets will not be enough until midnight.

When I called the supply department of the Ability Association, the young lady on the line was silent for a few seconds and asked if I was joking.

"I'm really used up."

"Sorry, the helicopter won't launch until eight o'clock in the morning." After the young lady reported it, she replied, "Why don't you find a place to rest for a while?"

"Okay." I hung up the phone.

What to do if you are bored in the middle of the night, why don't you ask the magic conch, no, why don't you find someone to chat with?

The person who asked this question may not have a target.

Replace the sniper Sonic Sister with a jellyfish shikigami. Of course, the previous owner of this soft jellyfish was a man, but after killing that man, the supernatural body I got was a jellyfish shikigami, the same as Baixingzoom.

A jellyfish shikigami with toxins in its tentacles and a soft body, who would have thought that it can be used as a Simmons bed because it is cold and soft?

The so-called supernatural ability serves life, Qiansi opera and dirty sorrow are good at moving bricks, Luochun is suitable for demolition, degenerate theory is used for archaeology, seamless is used to perform escape magic, golden Yasha goes to the park as a mascot and takes pictures with people, five A piece of money is definitely profitable.

Eli goes to generate electricity, Anbu De's shield can be used as a chair, Philip psychologically hints at the talent of a diplomat, Sonic's absolute hit goes to the ring, and the balloon can be blacked out by the owner of the amusement park.

I shared my whimsy with Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I euphemistically sent the sentence "You irritated my eyes".

I can really feel his joy through the screen.

Osamu Dazai: What about disqualification in the world?A disqualification in the world cannot be without a name.

It's a cat: a combination with Rashomon to perform the Black Beast Disappearance Technique.

Dazai Osamu: Can I get along with Chisato?

If you play with me, then my puppet will really disappear, not a vanishing technique.

Osamu Dazai: Speaking of Akutagawa, when will you take Chisato away?

It's a cat: Did Akutagawa mess with you again?

Osamu Dazai: Too stupid, you have to ask me for a plan for a mission, the activation of the ability is slow, and the physical skills are a mess, if only he can be as worry-free as Qianli, ah, at that time, Qianli not only made the plan by himself, but also Write the report for me.

That's normal for Akutagawa, right?

He is helping you, writing the plan by yourself is beyond the mark, and his physical skills are not that bad, anyway, he is a student of Verlaine, how demanding is Osamu Dazai...

I want to realize how unscrupulous I was as a rookie.

Thanks to the boss being Osamu Dazai, a different boss would have screwed me to death.

I completely ignored the fact that my boss was Osamu Dazai, so I made this mistake.

It's a cat: Give the child more time, Akutagawa is only 15 years old.

Osamu Dazai: When I was 15 years old, I abducted Chisato back.

It's a cat: Dazai is a genius, so to speak, it will be Dazai's birthday in one month.

Osamu Dazai: Last year, Qianli didn’t have a good birthday. This year, I must help Qianli make up for it!

My birthday last year?

I remembered that the Supernatural Secret Service Division called me over two days earlier to inject me with a new drug, but something happened. I passed out in bed for two days, and I didn't wake up until after ten o'clock on the night of my birthday.

The sober one was also drowsy, huddled in Dazai Osamu's arms, and fell asleep again.

It's a cat: OK, you must give me a grand birthday.

Osamu Dazai: Must!To prepare a big cake and decorations for Chisato, we will celebrate in Lupin. On Chisato’s birthday, we will catch up with the feudal lords parade in Hakone. Let’s ask for leave to have fun, okay?

It's a cat: Well, there's also the summer festival. I'm free now. Let's go to the summer festival and take a look at all the things that were left behind.

Come and love the world for me.

Mountains, snowfields, deserts, forests, there are so many, we haven't seen them yet.

Osamu Dazai: Have you ever eaten apple candy when watching the fireworks display?

It's a cat: I've eaten it, it's an apple wrapped in sugar, it's cold and sweet.

Osamu Dazai: I haven't eaten it.

With a thought in my heart, I typed on my phone, "From then on, I will accompany you to do things you haven't done."

We chatted for a long time, and I took pictures of the Danish sky to show him, and complained to him that the ugly vampires are not at all handsome as described in the novel.

He said that there may be classes of vampires, and the more advanced the vampires, the better-looking they are.

Osamu Dazai took a picture of Nakahara Chuya being surrounded by a group of people with guns in their hands, yelling in the direction of the photographer angrily.

Osamu Dazai: Even a dwarf can't see such a simple plan. He really deserves to be a slug with no brains. There is also material in this week's refusal to admit defeat.

Co-authored that forum, is Unyielding China also your masterpiece this week?

My pupils dilated and I felt like I missed a million.

How innocent I am, if the secretary says she won't let me register, I really haven't registered!

Osamu Dazai: The little dwarf jumped in anger hahaha

It's a cat: Run, Dazai.

I don't even have to think about how Chuya Nakahara will deal with Osamu Dazai who is watching the fun after dealing with the bunch of enemies.

Osamu Dazai: I ran away early, the mind of the little slug is too easy to guess.

Osamu Dazai: Oops, he chased

I have a question mark, is the word not finished?

No matter how I sent messages, Osamu Dazai never replied to me, and even when I called, the phone was turned off.

The phone must have been smashed by Zhong Yuan, I sighed, took the phone back, and lay down on the jellyfish.

Not to mention, dangling, except for being a little cold, the jellyfish shikigami is really the perfect bed.

As for the toxin above?I am already immune.

Now, my resistance to drugs and the like is ridiculously high.

The instrument issued by the "Dididi" Ability Association suddenly rang harshly. I just took it out to see what was going on, and the sense of crisis came quickly. I rolled from the jellyfish shikigami and barely stopped.

As for the jellyfish shikigami, it was pierced by a few spikes protruding from the roof.

How could someone with supernatural powers attack me? Where did he come from...

Moreover, the spike pierced the jellyfish's skin that can't be broken by supersonic sniper bullets?

I landed on the roof and felt something was wrong. The jellyfish shikigami disappeared and appeared at my feet. I used the jellyfish shikigami to levitate into the air, and saw that the place where I was standing just now turned into fine powder and disappeared.

A whole house was floating with dust.

Is it the ability to control stone?

After dozens of seconds, the dust metabolized. When I saw the things below, my pupils dilated, and I was afraid for a while.

I lay in the room for almost an hour, and there were more than a dozen vampires below. Without the restraint of the house, they spread out and showed their fangs towards me who was flying in the air.

If I had reacted a little slower and fell down, I might have been sucked dry by a vampire now...

However, how could it be possible that the locator was before the "dididi", but there must have been no response, and the vampires did not make a sound.

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