[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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Without further ado, Osamu Dazai turned our positions with force.

"I'm a stand-in, right?"

His tone was threatening.

"Ah...?" I realized what I had answered in a trance, and hurriedly explained: "No, no, how can humans compare with cats."

"Then who do you save when the cat and I fall into the water?"

"you."

"You're lying." Osamu Dazai leaned closer to my ear, slowing down his tone.

"No." I didn't admit it.

Although, Osamu Dazai will not die if he falls into the water, not necessarily the cat.

As soon as my ears became hot, my pupils dilated: "Don't lick... woo..."

From left to right, he skipped lightly like a feather, like a delicacy.

"Thousands of miles."

Just like his movements, his voice was light and fluttering, making the ears tickle slightly.

Like a good aphrodisiac.

Why does this person talk so lewdly...

I pushed Osamu Dazai away with my face flushed, "Go and eat!"

No, let him flirt for a while, then... No, I can't be here.

Osamu Dazai didn't know when he became so weak, and he sat on the ground right after being pushed by me.

Looking at me resentfully: "Sure enough, in Qianli's heart, am I not as good as a cat?"

"Give me food!" I yelled angrily.

"Thousands of miles... um..."

I picked up a large piece of crab meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"So, Officer Thin Leaf, did you break into my office early in the morning just to show off your two salaries?" Ango Sakaguchi with dark circles on his face said, "Are you crazy or am I hallucinating from staying up too late?" .

I nodded seriously: "Yes."

"Which two salaries... No, why did you tell me this? Shouldn't you tell Dazai-kun?" Sakaguchi Ango looked like he was about to die suddenly: "I remember us, we are not very familiar."

"In Sakaguchi-kun's heart, don't we know each other?" I was a little sad: "At any rate, we've met three times."

Capture Ango Sakaguchi once, go to France to rescue him once, and celebrate Osamu Dazai's birthday for the third time.

"...What exactly do you want to express?" Sakaguchi Ango said speechlessly.

The probing gazes of colleagues around him almost pierced him to death.

I put away my carefree and relaxed breath, bent down, put my hands on his shoulders, and lowered my voice so that only he could hear: "Are you an undercover agent, Sakaguchi-kun."

Sakaguchi Ango's pupils dilated for a moment, and then he raised his head: "What are you talking about? Manager Thin Leaf."

"I just went to the supernatural agent class, and I think Sakaguchi-kun's temperament is very similar to that."

Like someone who gets two salaries.

"Are you getting the salary of the Supernatural Secret Service Division?" Sakaguchi Ango said with an expression of not knowing where to come from: "No,... What are you going to the Supernatural Secret Service Section for?"

"It's a day trip, so you don't need to address me, just call me Thin Leaf." I straightened up and patted him on the shoulder: "Are you going to drink tonight, Sakaguchi-kun, Dazai said he hasn't seen you for several days gone."

Ango Sakaguchi shook his head: "There is a problem with a deal in the West, and I have been unable to leave for the past few days."

"Well, I'll tell him, now, bye."

After closing the door of Ango Sakaguchi's office, I heard someone inside excitedly asking Ango Sakaguchi when he met the port mafia cadre, it was amazing.

I raised my eyebrows. Those people would be shocked if they knew that Ango Sakaguchi not only knew me, but also had a drink with Osamu Dazai.

After Philip's death, Miss Secretary received psychological treatment and just came out of the hospital to go to work.

Then she knew that she had become the cadre's secretary, and almost lay back again.

Miss Secretary excitedly showed me the forum of the Port Mafia, and said that among the biggest members of the Port Mafia, Dazai Osamu is the youngest cadre, I am the most mysterious cadre, and Ozaki Momiji is the most beautiful cadre.

I think there are three cadres on the surface, and you really can't offend anyone.

Waiting for Central Plains to become a cadre... the shortest cadre?

No, why is my way of thinking becoming more and more degraded.

Obviously Zhongyuanzhong is also very cute.

Moreover, in terms of the most mysterious, it has to be Verlaine, members of the mysterious port mafia below the cadres do not know him.

Out of interest, I took Miss Secretary's mobile phone and opened the forum. The three posts floating on the top attracted my attention.

The third phase of Zhongye, who refuses to admit defeat this week

Analyzing why the unspeakable adult suddenly did not commit suicide, I was shocked, it turned out to be because of "her"

The question is whether that "Necromancer" is human.

This is nothing.

Why am I not human anymore?

I raised my eyebrows and clicked on the headline party.

The host is just an ordinary low-level employee, but the boss suddenly put him under the command of the "Necromancer", and the host thought he was about to be cannon fodder!Even the suicide note was written.

For data reference, please see the sacrifice rate of the army of the unspeakable lord.

In the end, the host’s job was just to collect the corpses. Do you know that there is no need to fight, not even dismantling duds?

The only flaw was that the corpses were horrible and tattered, and when they were lifted up, the bullets jingled and fell from the flesh, it was a hell on earth.

Then the poster's senior told the poster that the "Necromancer" is the same as the "Gravity Maker" next door.

The character of "Gravity Maker" ended at the scene, and his subordinates had to bring shovels to shovel the flesh and blood that was pressed to the ground by gravity (I don't know if it is true, after all, the host is not a subordinate of "Gravity Maker", if there is any deviation, please do not spray )

As the direct army of that person, he just collected the corpses for two months, and the boss went on a business trip to Europe, and the host has never even seen his face.

Therefore, the poster really doubts whether the "Necromancer" is a wronged soul brought by the leader, and the business trip is actually called back to Huangquan to upgrade.

1L: How lucky are you to be able to work under that person? Also, god damn upgrade, please don’t talk nonsense, Master Necromancer is a human being, about the same age as that unspeakable person.

Ps: I am a nurse in the medical department. The one who was often injured before came here for treatment. She was so small, she didn’t say anything about the pain, and comforted the nurse not to be nervous. The adults stayed together, so that we had to change the medicine in a hurry and run away.

2L: The reason why the host can't see him is that Master "Necromancer" doesn't need subordinates, and having subordinates will affect his task efficiency.

When that Lord Unspeakable was still under his command, I had the honor to go on a mission with them. With a light lift of my hand, the dead enemy would be brought back to life to help fight the enemy. He is so handsome in manipulating the corpse. Killing people is like drinking water. And during the interrogation, it was carved out of the same mold as Mr. Unspeakable, and the onlookers were sweating.

3L: In the mission mentioned above, both Lord Unspeakable and Lord "Necromancer" participated?What level of task must that be.

4L: Hehe, when he first joined the organization, Mr. Unspeakable took the students out to practice. I was lucky to see that young and shy person, and he was obedient in front of Mr. Unspeakable.

5L: Is it not good to use cute to describe that person... In other words, that organization is so unlucky that it will last a lifetime if it dies. Let the two cadres take action.

6L: By the way, don’t you think there is something about that and the unspeakable?I am the subordinate of that person, who almost takes care of all the unspeakable work, and also brings him lunch boxes, and the two of them get off work together!

7L: Upstairs, is this a re-enactment of the relationship between the unspeakable and Gravity Master before joining the organization?

8L: This is different!But it seems that what you said makes sense. Whether it is unspeakable or that one, falling in love seems to be quite scary.

Unfortunately, we are really in love.

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The author has something to say:

The one who asked me to engage in the forum to stand up, I will call you a great prophet√

After reading the comments, I realized that I really wrote the forum.

话说，千里这个异能，和【龙彦之间】搞一搞，必死的吧，这没法活感谢在2022-02-1810:14:56~2022-02-1816:10:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Weitang Tianxia;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!