Chief Assassin's Love History
Chapter 16
Zuo You resigned himself to being scolded by Yan Shu, who said "wait for me when I get home" and hung up the phone.
Man, you have a really big temper.
Zuo You suddenly missed Zuo Sinan a little bit, although this person is very vicious, but he never scolded him, even if he was so angry that he jumped on the spot, but as long as he blinked his eyes, Zuo Sinan would instantly wilt.
Why doesn't this trick work against the tree of words?
Zuo You leaned on the sofa with a puzzled face, thinking whether Yan Shu's eyes were too high, and he was not moved by his appearance at all?
……
When Yan Shu got home from get off work, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.
As soon as he entered the door, he found the living room was pitch-black, Yan Shu was so scared that he thought Zuo You had been scolded by him, felt aggrieved, and jumped off the building directly!
However, after he turned on the headlights in the living room, he found that the man was curled up on the sofa, looking at him aggrievedly.
Yan Shu: "..." Not good!He had a bad feeling.
"Yan Shu." Zuo You's 1.8-meter tall man curled up on the sofa, not to be called pitiful, his big eyes stared at him with watery eyes, his thin pink lips opened and closed gently, and he spit out his name...
But don't think about being so cute!
"What the hell have you done?" Yan Shu stared, unmoved at all.
It is true that this person has a lot of criminal records. Because of his strong curiosity, he has ruined many things in the family, and this person always makes mistakes with this ghostly look of 'I am innocent'.
Yan Shu would still be impressed by his pretentiousness at first, but now he has almost mastered the iron cloth shirt covered with golden bells, even if this person activates the super cute and provocative form for him, he will definitely not bow his head.
"I..." Zuo You pointed to the kitchen with some guilt, "It's just that the microwave oven is not very obedient, so I repaired it."
Yan Shu: "???"
Yan Shu hurriedly ran into the kitchen to take a look, and saw that on the cooking table, the microwave oven, which was originally square, was lying there pitifully in an extremely distorted posture, as if someone had severely abused it with a hammer... …
"What the hell..." Yan Shu shook his head violently, seeing the food that seemed to be ready to be reheated next to him, he immediately guessed the truth of the matter.
Zuo You, that idiot!
"How do you explain it?" Yan Shu turned back to the living room with a look of eagerness, "Don't tell me you have a grudge against the microwave oven."
"..." Zuo You's eyes wandered, and Yan Shu shrank back after being stared at by Yan Shu, "I was wrong..."
"You're so wrong!" Yan Shu was about to explode on the spot, pointing at him with a look of resentment, "Didn't you know to plug in the power before using the microwave oven? What did it do wrong? You Treat it that way?"
"Tell me, what kind of thing did you use to smash it? Are you a strong man?" Yan Shu felt that if this continued, he would really be so angry that he would ascend to heaven. If Zuo You didn't give him a reasonable explanation today, he would definitely Will not be polite to him.
"Use your hands..." Zuo You said truthfully, the iron box was not very strong, and when he punched it down, it was deformed.
Yan Shu seemed very angry, why don't he take the iron box back later?It's just that it may not be as smooth as it was before.
"What the hell are you... using your hands?" Yan Shucai was about to scold him, but his head reacted first, and he couldn't help being startled.
Beat the microwave like that with your hands?Don't scare me!
Yan Shu quickly grabbed Zuo You's hand and looked at it, and sure enough, he saw two small wounds on it, as if scratched by a piece of iron.
Now that there is no fire coming out, Yan Shu hurriedly went to the medicine box, found alcohol cotton balls to disinfect him, and then put on a Band-Aid.
Zuo You originally wanted to refuse, telling him that this little injury was nothing serious, but this guy just lost his temper, he decisively chose to shut up, obediently stretched out his hand and let him torment him.
"I really owed you in my previous life." Yan Shu was nagging while he was busy, and after putting the band-aid on him, he remembered the stupid things this man did, and couldn't help but slap him on the hand.
"Hmm." Zuo You snorted in a timely manner, expressing that the wound really hurts, and then looked at him innocently.
"So you haven't eaten all day?" Yan Shu quickly grasped the point.
The person who didn't answer the phone at noon must have been sleeping. After waking up, he called himself back, and then decided to cook his own food, but because he didn't know how to plug in the power, he broke the microwave oven.
Seeing Zuo You nodding, Yan Shu really wanted to ask him: Are you mentally handicapped?Can't you give him a call if you don't know how to use a microwave?
"I watched it on TV and it said that if the electrical appliance is broken, you just need to knock it." Zuo You was afraid that he would continue to curse, so he explained in a good voice.
"I beg you to stop talking." Yan Shu wiped his face, and decided to let Zuo You watch less stupid TV series in the future.
"I'm sorry." Zuo You lowered his head in shame.
"Forget it, I'll cook." Yan Shu glared at him, but he didn't scold him anymore, after all, this idiot hadn't eaten all day.
Yan Shu went to the kitchen to cook for him with a sad face, thinking in his heart, he should order takeaways for Zuo You every day in the future, or let his elder brother come back to cook for others. As for the kitchen, Zuo You is strictly forbidden from now on. enter!
The two of them finished their dinner in a low-pressure manner, and then Yan Shu cleaned the kitchen and dealt with the unusable microwave oven. After he finished his work, it was time for Zuo You to go to work.
Yan Shu put on the clothes on this man with a cold face, feeling like he was serving imbecile children, his face was not tense, and he burst out laughing with a "poof".
Seeing him laughing, Zuo You thought that the rain was over, so he also laughed, but the man slapped him, making Zuo You's head tilted.
"Forget it this time, if you dare to cause trouble in the future, be careful I'll throw you out." Yan Shu blushed slightly and said viciously.
"En." Zuo You nodded, honestly.It was indeed his fault today. It seems that when he gets paid, the first thing he will do is to buy a microwave oven.
……
Tonight's Tianfu Community is still calm. After taking Zuo You to patrol for a few laps last night, Fu Junwei decided to let Zuo You follow the doorman Lao Li to guard the garage today, which also gave him a comprehensive understanding of the job.
When Zuo You left with Lao Li, Fu Junwei keenly saw the band-aid on this man's hand, and couldn't help asking, "Your hand was fine yesterday, why did it hurt today?"
"This..." Zuo You looked down at the thing on his hand, "I accidentally made it myself."
"Tsk tsk tsk ~ Yan Shu doesn't know how to take care of people, does he?" Fu Junwei smacked his lips, "You have to be careful, Yan Shu will feel bad if he gets hurt."
"Yeah." Zuo You nodded, but he was slandering in his heart, that guy Yan Shu wouldn't feel bad, he would be content not to scold himself.
……
The uncle who guards the garage is called Li Changfan. He is 60 years old this year. I heard that he only worked as a security guard here through a relationship.
Although he is nearly sixty years old, he looks very energetic.
Zuo You narrowed his eyes slightly as he followed him. He hadn't paid attention to this person yesterday. He thought he was just an ordinary person, but now it seems that he has some knowledge.
But it's just some way of doing it, it's still not enough in Zuo You's eyes.
"Uncle, your foot is very steady." Zuo You followed behind, and suddenly said such a sentence without thinking.
"Oh?" Li Changfan looked back at him, his wrinkled face was not kind at all under the light of the street lamp, "Young man, have you practiced?"
"Knows a little bit about superficiality." Zuo You nodded, and he didn't hide it. After coming to this world for so long, he finally met a Lianjiazi. Although he didn't practice well, it made Zuo You feel a little excited.
Maybe he could compete with this guy?
"Looking at you like this, it doesn't look like you know a little bit." Li Changfan smiled, and suddenly kicked Zuo You's lower body. In a blink of an eye, the man had retreated three meters away.
"Good work!" Li Changfan couldn't help admiring, but he didn't continue to shoot, but pointed to the camera on the top of his head with a smile, "There are surveillance cameras everywhere, otherwise the old man really wants to compete with you, young people nowadays , there are very few such outstanding ones.”
"You're too much." Although Zuo You was a little disappointed, he still showed him a quack courtesy, which made Li Changfan's eyes brighten.
"Not bad." Li Changfan smiled and walked over to pat him, "Let's go, we can learn kung fu when we have time. Now it's working time."
Zuo You nodded, and followed him to the small room at the door of the garage.
"Don't look at our garage is not big, but it's full of luxury cars." Li Changfan explained to Zuo You with a smile, and pointed to a black car not far away, "Just this car, you can buy it." It's a flat."
Listening to what he said, Zuo You nodded half-understood, although in his eyes these things called cars were just some iron boxes, but since people say they are valuable, then they are valuable.
"So we just look at these cars?" Zuo You asked.
"Yes." Li Changfan nodded, "But even if thieves come, they can't steal these cars. At most, it's just to prevent someone from making trouble."
Li Changfan explained, "We also have monitoring here, which can be seen in the entire garage, and we will notify everyone in time if something happens."
"En." Zuo You understood, and then followed his fingers to look at the monitor.
Sometimes things happen by coincidence. The moment Zuo You looked over, he saw a sneaky head poking out from behind a luxury car in an area projected on the lower right corner of the monitoring screen. He quickly shrank back, so fast that people thought his eyes were dazzled.
Zuo You raised his eyebrows and pointed there, "A head was exposed just now."
Li Changfan didn't see the scene just now, but when he heard what Zuo You said, he was startled and also looked at the screen.
There was nothing abnormal on the gray-white screen, only rows of cars parked there quietly.
"You said there was someone?" Li Changfan didn't think that Zuo You was a person who liked to joke, and his face became serious.
"En." Zuo You nodded affirmatively, "I saw clearly just now, it's a head."
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Man, you have a really big temper.
Zuo You suddenly missed Zuo Sinan a little bit, although this person is very vicious, but he never scolded him, even if he was so angry that he jumped on the spot, but as long as he blinked his eyes, Zuo Sinan would instantly wilt.
Why doesn't this trick work against the tree of words?
Zuo You leaned on the sofa with a puzzled face, thinking whether Yan Shu's eyes were too high, and he was not moved by his appearance at all?
……
When Yan Shu got home from get off work, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.
As soon as he entered the door, he found the living room was pitch-black, Yan Shu was so scared that he thought Zuo You had been scolded by him, felt aggrieved, and jumped off the building directly!
However, after he turned on the headlights in the living room, he found that the man was curled up on the sofa, looking at him aggrievedly.
Yan Shu: "..." Not good!He had a bad feeling.
"Yan Shu." Zuo You's 1.8-meter tall man curled up on the sofa, not to be called pitiful, his big eyes stared at him with watery eyes, his thin pink lips opened and closed gently, and he spit out his name...
But don't think about being so cute!
"What the hell have you done?" Yan Shu stared, unmoved at all.
It is true that this person has a lot of criminal records. Because of his strong curiosity, he has ruined many things in the family, and this person always makes mistakes with this ghostly look of 'I am innocent'.
Yan Shu would still be impressed by his pretentiousness at first, but now he has almost mastered the iron cloth shirt covered with golden bells, even if this person activates the super cute and provocative form for him, he will definitely not bow his head.
"I..." Zuo You pointed to the kitchen with some guilt, "It's just that the microwave oven is not very obedient, so I repaired it."
Yan Shu: "???"
Yan Shu hurriedly ran into the kitchen to take a look, and saw that on the cooking table, the microwave oven, which was originally square, was lying there pitifully in an extremely distorted posture, as if someone had severely abused it with a hammer... …
"What the hell..." Yan Shu shook his head violently, seeing the food that seemed to be ready to be reheated next to him, he immediately guessed the truth of the matter.
Zuo You, that idiot!
"How do you explain it?" Yan Shu turned back to the living room with a look of eagerness, "Don't tell me you have a grudge against the microwave oven."
"..." Zuo You's eyes wandered, and Yan Shu shrank back after being stared at by Yan Shu, "I was wrong..."
"You're so wrong!" Yan Shu was about to explode on the spot, pointing at him with a look of resentment, "Didn't you know to plug in the power before using the microwave oven? What did it do wrong? You Treat it that way?"
"Tell me, what kind of thing did you use to smash it? Are you a strong man?" Yan Shu felt that if this continued, he would really be so angry that he would ascend to heaven. If Zuo You didn't give him a reasonable explanation today, he would definitely Will not be polite to him.
"Use your hands..." Zuo You said truthfully, the iron box was not very strong, and when he punched it down, it was deformed.
Yan Shu seemed very angry, why don't he take the iron box back later?It's just that it may not be as smooth as it was before.
"What the hell are you... using your hands?" Yan Shucai was about to scold him, but his head reacted first, and he couldn't help being startled.
Beat the microwave like that with your hands?Don't scare me!
Yan Shu quickly grabbed Zuo You's hand and looked at it, and sure enough, he saw two small wounds on it, as if scratched by a piece of iron.
Now that there is no fire coming out, Yan Shu hurriedly went to the medicine box, found alcohol cotton balls to disinfect him, and then put on a Band-Aid.
Zuo You originally wanted to refuse, telling him that this little injury was nothing serious, but this guy just lost his temper, he decisively chose to shut up, obediently stretched out his hand and let him torment him.
"I really owed you in my previous life." Yan Shu was nagging while he was busy, and after putting the band-aid on him, he remembered the stupid things this man did, and couldn't help but slap him on the hand.
"Hmm." Zuo You snorted in a timely manner, expressing that the wound really hurts, and then looked at him innocently.
"So you haven't eaten all day?" Yan Shu quickly grasped the point.
The person who didn't answer the phone at noon must have been sleeping. After waking up, he called himself back, and then decided to cook his own food, but because he didn't know how to plug in the power, he broke the microwave oven.
Seeing Zuo You nodding, Yan Shu really wanted to ask him: Are you mentally handicapped?Can't you give him a call if you don't know how to use a microwave?
"I watched it on TV and it said that if the electrical appliance is broken, you just need to knock it." Zuo You was afraid that he would continue to curse, so he explained in a good voice.
"I beg you to stop talking." Yan Shu wiped his face, and decided to let Zuo You watch less stupid TV series in the future.
"I'm sorry." Zuo You lowered his head in shame.
"Forget it, I'll cook." Yan Shu glared at him, but he didn't scold him anymore, after all, this idiot hadn't eaten all day.
Yan Shu went to the kitchen to cook for him with a sad face, thinking in his heart, he should order takeaways for Zuo You every day in the future, or let his elder brother come back to cook for others. As for the kitchen, Zuo You is strictly forbidden from now on. enter!
The two of them finished their dinner in a low-pressure manner, and then Yan Shu cleaned the kitchen and dealt with the unusable microwave oven. After he finished his work, it was time for Zuo You to go to work.
Yan Shu put on the clothes on this man with a cold face, feeling like he was serving imbecile children, his face was not tense, and he burst out laughing with a "poof".
Seeing him laughing, Zuo You thought that the rain was over, so he also laughed, but the man slapped him, making Zuo You's head tilted.
"Forget it this time, if you dare to cause trouble in the future, be careful I'll throw you out." Yan Shu blushed slightly and said viciously.
"En." Zuo You nodded, honestly.It was indeed his fault today. It seems that when he gets paid, the first thing he will do is to buy a microwave oven.
……
Tonight's Tianfu Community is still calm. After taking Zuo You to patrol for a few laps last night, Fu Junwei decided to let Zuo You follow the doorman Lao Li to guard the garage today, which also gave him a comprehensive understanding of the job.
When Zuo You left with Lao Li, Fu Junwei keenly saw the band-aid on this man's hand, and couldn't help asking, "Your hand was fine yesterday, why did it hurt today?"
"This..." Zuo You looked down at the thing on his hand, "I accidentally made it myself."
"Tsk tsk tsk ~ Yan Shu doesn't know how to take care of people, does he?" Fu Junwei smacked his lips, "You have to be careful, Yan Shu will feel bad if he gets hurt."
"Yeah." Zuo You nodded, but he was slandering in his heart, that guy Yan Shu wouldn't feel bad, he would be content not to scold himself.
……
The uncle who guards the garage is called Li Changfan. He is 60 years old this year. I heard that he only worked as a security guard here through a relationship.
Although he is nearly sixty years old, he looks very energetic.
Zuo You narrowed his eyes slightly as he followed him. He hadn't paid attention to this person yesterday. He thought he was just an ordinary person, but now it seems that he has some knowledge.
But it's just some way of doing it, it's still not enough in Zuo You's eyes.
"Uncle, your foot is very steady." Zuo You followed behind, and suddenly said such a sentence without thinking.
"Oh?" Li Changfan looked back at him, his wrinkled face was not kind at all under the light of the street lamp, "Young man, have you practiced?"
"Knows a little bit about superficiality." Zuo You nodded, and he didn't hide it. After coming to this world for so long, he finally met a Lianjiazi. Although he didn't practice well, it made Zuo You feel a little excited.
Maybe he could compete with this guy?
"Looking at you like this, it doesn't look like you know a little bit." Li Changfan smiled, and suddenly kicked Zuo You's lower body. In a blink of an eye, the man had retreated three meters away.
"Good work!" Li Changfan couldn't help admiring, but he didn't continue to shoot, but pointed to the camera on the top of his head with a smile, "There are surveillance cameras everywhere, otherwise the old man really wants to compete with you, young people nowadays , there are very few such outstanding ones.”
"You're too much." Although Zuo You was a little disappointed, he still showed him a quack courtesy, which made Li Changfan's eyes brighten.
"Not bad." Li Changfan smiled and walked over to pat him, "Let's go, we can learn kung fu when we have time. Now it's working time."
Zuo You nodded, and followed him to the small room at the door of the garage.
"Don't look at our garage is not big, but it's full of luxury cars." Li Changfan explained to Zuo You with a smile, and pointed to a black car not far away, "Just this car, you can buy it." It's a flat."
Listening to what he said, Zuo You nodded half-understood, although in his eyes these things called cars were just some iron boxes, but since people say they are valuable, then they are valuable.
"So we just look at these cars?" Zuo You asked.
"Yes." Li Changfan nodded, "But even if thieves come, they can't steal these cars. At most, it's just to prevent someone from making trouble."
Li Changfan explained, "We also have monitoring here, which can be seen in the entire garage, and we will notify everyone in time if something happens."
"En." Zuo You understood, and then followed his fingers to look at the monitor.
Sometimes things happen by coincidence. The moment Zuo You looked over, he saw a sneaky head poking out from behind a luxury car in an area projected on the lower right corner of the monitoring screen. He quickly shrank back, so fast that people thought his eyes were dazzled.
Zuo You raised his eyebrows and pointed there, "A head was exposed just now."
Li Changfan didn't see the scene just now, but when he heard what Zuo You said, he was startled and also looked at the screen.
There was nothing abnormal on the gray-white screen, only rows of cars parked there quietly.
"You said there was someone?" Li Changfan didn't think that Zuo You was a person who liked to joke, and his face became serious.
"En." Zuo You nodded affirmatively, "I saw clearly just now, it's a head."
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The author has something to say:
I am working hard every day, have you seen it?Come to a comment~(/≧▽≦/)
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