Hey!it's your scales

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Question: Apart from molesting your cousin, what else is there that you don't like about Yu Lin?

Chen Qingzhou: Uh...uh...um...he robbed my brother, yes, that's it.

Question: Is the younger brother important?

Chen Qingzhou: That's for sure, I raised Xiao Jing with shit and piss.

Question:? ? ?Does my cousin eat anything?

Chen Qingzhou: Pretty much, when I was a child, I once took some dried cow dung, rolled it into balls, wrapped them in icing sugar and said they were sugar balls, sweet and healing, and he wanted to eat them all.

Question: emmmmm...

Chen Qingzhou: Then I told him it was cow dung, and he also sued my mother that I wanted to monopolize the snacks, so my mother beat me up.

The question has choked.Sure enough, they are cousins.

Chen Qingzhou: But that time, I was also happy when I was beaten, really happy.

Seeing his younger brother crying because he wanted to eat shit and couldn't eat it, my cousin felt that he was really a good brother.

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Banban: Let me ask you, are you a fan?

Big Fish: What is it?

Banban: Did you private message Yu Lin and he replied to you?

Big Fish thought for a while: Come back, every time.

The boss of Chengzhongchengzhongcheng finally grasped the hope: Then can you ask him which dishes he cooks in the show are his own original creations?

Big Fish: Then what?

Half Half: Want to add to the menu.

Big Fish: If he agrees, will you give him money?

Chen Qingzhou:? ? ?

Banban: How much does he want?

The other side replied quickly: [-]!

Obviously didn't even ask!

Banban: I’ll go to Weibo and ask him directly, friend, it’s immoral to forget one’s righteousness for profit, no matter how poor you are, you can’t be dishonest.

Big Fish: I am very short of money, so I will work hard.

Chen Qingzhou put down the phone and remembered what kind of job he was doing. He immediately picked up the phone and completed the handsome action of instant unlocking: Wait! ! !I agree!

Yu Lin just said it casually, but there really is such a modern and timely Rain Lao Song!

Big Fish: Really? ?You didn't lie to me, did you?I will take it seriously.

Banban: Well, just ask him for more, as long as you are satisfied, I will ask you to hand over the money to him.

What kind of foolishness is this?Or do rich people really treat money like dung?Just exchange [-] for a few of his foolish dishes?

For the first time, Big Yu knew that there are people in this world who are more deceitful than himself.

Chen Qingzhou was moved with compassion: Why don't you stop doing it, and let me help you find another job?The salary may not be as high as yours now, but it must not be so high-intensity.

Big Fish: No, I really really like my job, and my idol also does it, so I will definitely not change jobs, thank you.

Chen Qingzhou was shocked, why would someone be so obsessed with being a duck? !There's even a Duck King idol!

Is this the rhythm of ducks?

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On the day of the meal.

Mama Liang: "Come to Xiaolin and eat some of this, come to Xiaolin and eat that, hey, this Chinese cabbage is planted by Auntie herself, and she also used your Brother Qi's fat, so you don't want to eat it and let him eat it by himself..."

Liang Youqi: ...you remember not to have a son yourself in the future, just give birth to someone else's son.

Jiang Xian kept holding back his laughter, and started packing things for Mama Liang after almost eating.

"Hey, don't do this kind of rough work with your big star hands, just let your brother Qi do it."

Liang Youqi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he stood up and took the rag from Jiang Xian's hand: "Let me do it, you go and watch him, don't let him eat too much."

With this tight movement, Daxian whispered in his ear: "Brother Qi, you are so virtuous."

Liang Youqi immediately raised his voice: "Mom, Jiang Xian said that the fried fish you made was very difficult..."

"What are you doing!" Daxian realized that it was not good to immediately stop the agent's mouth!But because the action was too rough and subconscious, he didn't choose to cover his mouth, but stuffed his fist into Liang Youqi's mouth like a professional sand sculpture.

Daxian: ...

Liang Youqi stared, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Did you wash your hands after peeing?

Daxian: "...Haha, ha...washed."

Liang Youqi: I believe you are a dead ghost!