Hey!it's your scales

Everyone knows that those little fresh meats who want to be high in the entertainment circle can't do without thick thighs behind them.

Yu Lin is a very low-potential stock with no potential.He only has a good-looking face, and he doesn't know anything about acting and singing, that is, he can dance well. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to follow the line of a serious dancer.

Just kidding, you only dance and don't sing on stage, who knows who you are.

Yu Lin lay on the sofa and said to his manager, "Please hurry up and find me a thigh with a circumference of [-] meters, which is so thick that you can't hold it with your hands, or I will fire you."

It took 180 eight lifetimes of bad luck for the manager to meet such an entertainer who likes to daydream.Why the hell am I going to take the agent test!Why on earth did my mother insist on going to the toilet together with his mother in high school!

This man is so cheap that he can't die!

Liang Youqi said: "I have other artists in my hands, if you are promising, you can find one yourself."

"How can this be done!" Yu Lin was annoyed, "Those artists who are not managed by managers go out to find a partner on their own, I am different."

"Same."

"No, get up." Yu Lin sat up and pushed his air frame, "When I get rich, I will recognize you as my son, and all my property will be yours."

The manager Eggy looked at him.

Yu Lin's eyes were cold, "Either find me a good person, or call me Dad, you choose one yourself. This is your destiny."

Liang Youqi: "Dad, I'm leaving. Remember to eat breakfast on the table, Dad."

Yu Lin listened to the sound of the sofa on the sofa and lost his father and mother on the sofa: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dad is back.

This scene is a bit dramatic.

"Hmph, didn't you leave? Why are you coming back! Is it delicious!"

Liang Youqi was angry that he rushed into his room so responsibly, and then took out two large bags of garbage bags that were about to stink, "Sweet!"

Yu Linxiao: "Father is really filial."

Liang Youqi's eyelids jumped out at a speed of seventy miles per hour: "If I didn't care about my mother's toilet relationship with your mother, I would put my head in the toilet and eat shit! I would never take an artist like you!"

Yu Lin immediately began to show off his cute and coquettish skills, "Then you can find me a thigh and I won't bother you."

"Can you be a bit more moral!" Liang Youqi was about to vomit blood out of anger, "You know what it takes to find a big boss! Do you know how many people have been accused of being a duck because they didn't work hard when they were young and regretted it? It's time to turn around!"

"Then I'm not a duck."

"Just wait until you find it!" Liang Youqi frowned, took a deep breath, and planned to tell her mother-in-law to be more careful, "Xiaolin, you are really young, don't be so impatient."

"I'm already twenty, not too young." Yu Lin looked at the ceiling.

Manager Liang Youqi took a deep breath: "It's okay to ask you to die, right now."

But the agent obviously underestimated the degree of shamelessness of this shameless artist.

"It's not worthwhile for me to die now." The little angel Yu Lin said, "I only have 300 yuan in my card now. After getting rid of the money I will go out to be a high-level death later, I will still be in debt. So, come together, for yourself For the sake of thinking, hurry up and let me hug your thigh."

Yu Lin: "If you have trouble with anything, don't have trouble with money."

Agent: I think I'm a little bit offended by my tone now.