The scumbag I raised has collapsed

After being a vegetarian for too long, the consequence of being suddenly fed a whole table full of Chinese people was that when Luo Shi opened his eyes, he found that his waist was missing and the lower half of his body was missing.

My head is dizzy, and my whole body is sore.

It took Luo Shi a long time to regain his sobriety from the trance and discomfort, and his slack eyes gradually focused on the wall clock on the bedroom wall——

11:45am.

I want to move......

Last night, I don't know if the depression that has been suppressed for two years finally found a way to vent, or the words Luo Shi said completely ignited people, Lu She really tossed him in different ways all night, and finally Luo Shi couldn't take it anymore, and passed out from exhaustion.

I don't know how long Lu She tossed and tossed...

Luo Shi endured the soreness in his back and barely moved. He wanted to turn over and sit up. Suddenly, there was a sharp pain from a hidden place, which made him stop his movements stiffly. It took a long time to hold back the trembling and relax little by little. Muscles all over the body.

"hiss--"

Although the process of carpe diem is quite enjoyable, the side effects are also quite torturous. Luo Shi turned his head and glanced at Lu She who was still sleeping beside him. Thinking of this man's crazy behavior last night, he was rarely at a loss.

At this moment, the phone on the bedside table rang, and Luo Shi was taken aback by the familiar violin music. He turned his head and looked at Lu She, who was sleeping like a dead dog, and gently pushed him naked shoulder: "Lu She, the phone is ringing, answer the phone."

Lu She didn't know if he was really sleepy or just pretending, he closed his eyes and grabbed the hand on his shoulder, turned over and pulled him back into his arms with strength, like an octopus Tightly entangled the person, relying on instinct to steal a sweet kiss, muttering in his mouth: "Baby, sleep with me again."

Luo Shi was still in a state of hemiplegia at the moment. Being pulled by Lu She, the dull pain in his waist and back almost made him go straight to heaven. Although the ringing was getting louder and louder, President Lu chose the deaf mode at this moment.

The call was finally hung up by the other party because no one answered, but within half a minute, the bell rang again.

Luo Shi had some obsessive-compulsive disorder, and couldn't bear this intentional act of making missed calls. He pulled away the bound arms, leaned up with difficulty, and picked up the cell phone that was ringing happily.

Luo Shi glanced at the caller ID, and called the sleeping Lu She again: "Lu She, it's Liao Hezhe, answer the phone."

Lu She still had his eyes closed, he was so sleepy that he pushed Luo Shi back into his arms, and said vaguely, "You take..."

Luo Shi was hugged unreasonably by Lu She, and he didn't have the strength to struggle, so he had to accept his fate to connect the phone: "Hello."

Liao Hezhe's voice blazed out from the receiver: "Lu She, are you on the 68th floor? Are you still alive? Don't overthink it!"

Liao Hezhe probably yelled loudly at the phone. Luo Shi's eardrums were irritated all of a sudden, and he couldn't help taking the phone away, "Mr. Liao, it's me, Luo Shi. Lu She is indeed on the 68th floor , but he is still sleeping right now, do you have something urgent?"

Liao Hezhe took Luo Feng and Qin Jiao to Huamao early this morning and waited to mock Lu She. The three of them waited all morning in the suite Lu She left for them. It was already lunch time. The assistant said that Lu She hadn't shown up in the office yet.

It's a joke, after all, it's a friendship that grew up.

Liao Hezhe and the others couldn't help being worried, maybe Lu She was overly stimulated by Luo Shi yesterday, he couldn't think about it in the room, he used alcohol to relieve his worries, and drank too much all night, something would happen!

The more they thought about it, the more frightened they finally dialed Lu She's phone. After the first time no one answered, they became even more anxious.

Suffering from not having direct access to the 68th floor, Liao Hezhe could only call Lu She's cell phone over and over again, but he didn't expect to hear Luo Shi's voice after the call was connected. Luo Shi's obviously hoarse voice alone is enough to make people imagine.

"Ah?...ah...uh...Second Young Master Luo, hehe...haha...good morning!..."

Liao Hezhe's tongue is tensely knotted. This kind of plot will blow up all his brain cells and he can't figure it out. The two people who were pointing needles yesterday made everyone frightened. What happened two years ago hasn't happened yet. How about a way of saying that they just got out together that night? !

Hearing Luo Shi's meaning, let's analyze the situation of the two of them a little bit. Even a fool knows how fierce the battle was last night. What is this? !

A cannon. Sip your grievances!

Can these two have some morals!

Can you respect the fragile three views of bystanders!

The three of them froze for a long time, and Liao Hezhe finally straightened his tongue out of the incoherent state: "Second Young Master Luo, hello! Haha, I didn't have time to catch up with you yesterday. Hey, everything happened too quickly. Suddenly, I really... Forget it, forget it, stop it, stop it. I have nothing to do, haha... I just made an appointment with Lu She before, and I came to him with Luo Feng and Qin Jiao today Let's talk about something, but I haven't seen him after waiting for a long time, so I called to ask. It's okay, it's nothing serious, you are busy, you are busy, I won't bother you, haha...haha..."

Luo Shi didn't feel embarrassed at all. Liao Hezhe and the others knew about his relationship with Lu She a long time ago. It's not a big deal for adults to resolve each other. What's more, he and Lu She are still old partners. They reunited after a long time. Once you feel it, it's human nature.

"Is Liao always on the 60th floor? Do I need to tell Lu She, although I don't think he can get up now."

Liao Hezhe, who knew Lu She's nature well, was also very straightforward: "No need, I will look for him again later, it's not a big deal anyway."

After hanging up the phone, Liao Hezhe and the other two looked at each other. After a long time, they still felt that it was not acceptable. The development of this matter was so unexpected that it even made people laugh and cry.

Last night, the three of them laughed at Lu She for so long, and today they rushed to the door to watch the joke, what happened?

They themselves have become the biggest joke.

Luo Feng: "Liao Zi, is this what you said Lu She was emotionally frustrated and hit hard?"

Qin Jiao: "He also said that Second Young Master Luo was ruthless and turned his back on anyone."

Faced with his friend's eyes of doubting IQ, Liao Hezhe put his phone back into his pocket, stood up and patted his collar, pretending that nothing happened: "Let's go, I'll take you to visit the SLO opposite, according to the current situation, We probably won't see Lu She during the day today."