No wonder he was wiped and coveted the hero's chrysanthemum. Isn't this the unforgivable crime of cannon fodder? !
Pinch mother, Lu Ren left two lines of tears in his heart.
This is jumping into the Yellow River and I can't wash it away!
No, I can't watch it anymore.
Lu Ren tremblingly pressed the pause button, raised his head, put his legs together, and became the kneeling posture of an elementary school student admitting his mistake.
He forcefully forced a smile, "Yin...Brother Beilin, I was wrong, I was ignorant...You want to kill...No, you want to punish me..."
"Continue." Yin Beilin raised his chin casually, "It's only here now."
Lu Ren's eyes darkened, "..."
...where are we now? ?Isn't that enough? ?
Lu Ren raised his head after his lips muttered twice.The person opposite narrowed his eyes slightly.
The familiar oppressive feeling came over his face, Lu Ren couldn't hold on for two seconds, he forced the words back to his heart, and pressed the button spinelessly to continue playing.
The next video is pretty sweet enough.
Lu Ren's face turned red.
"I" was like an ambiguous white snake, swaying over step by step, and finally sat on Yin Beilin's body, and started to unbutton Yin Beilin's shirt.
Unexpectedly, the next second, Yin Beilin in the video slowly opened his eyes.
Those sharp and deep phoenix eyes looked at the person on him without a moment, like a ferocious beast waiting for an opportunity.
Lu Ren's heart skipped a beat, and her hairs stood on end at the same time!
However, the "self" in the video is like a blind man, completely oblivious to the cold and indifferent expression on Yin Beilin's handsome face, still sitting on the person, facing a few buttons, not knowing where to fight and what to do.
If possible, Lu Ren really wanted to wear it in the video and shook the original owner's shoulders three times on the spot.
Brother, everyone is awake, you should look up at any rate...
In the video, Yin Beilin looked like he was about to make a move.
Through the screen, Lu Ren could not help but gasp.
Unexpectedly, in the next second, "I" suddenly fell onto Yin Beilin's body.
Lu Ren, "...?"
Lu Ren suddenly felt an ominous premonition.
Couldn't be at this time... Did you wear it by yourself?
[Ding dong!Correct answer! ]
The hallucination of this voice sounded in the ears of Lu Ren who was in a trance.
Sure enough, in the next second, Lu Ren stared dumbfounded at the "self" in the video attacking hard, hitting Yin Beilin's chest twice.
"No conscience, you are so heartless, it's fine if you don't give me money...how could you do this to me!"
In the video, Yin Bei also seemed to be stunned by these two punches for a second, his gloomy and icy expression cracked, and he looked at himself with a dark face.
Lu Ren inexplicably felt guilty, and the next moment, something happened that made his complexion greener.
"How can I only pack one boxed lunch every day..." The self in the video burped, beat Yin Beilin's chest and cried loudly, "I'm still a male college student who needs to grow and develop, woo woo, how can you treat me like this! "
Lu Ren, "..."
Lu Ren covered her face.
The fragmented memory of the male college student from yesterday seemed to come up a little bit again.
During the junior year vacation, Lu Ren followed a web drama crew.
At the beginning, he fell in love with the third male, but in the end he didn't know what happened, let alone the third male, he didn't even count as the eighteenth male, he went from a prince to a little eunuch who was kicked by the prince.
A young eunuch didn't have many scenes in the first place, but Lu Ren didn't know if he offended the later male third, and often waited from morning to night, and then just to take the role of the prince.
Then, because there are only night shows, there is only one boxed meal at night, and if you don’t have enough to eat and drink every day, you will pay for it.
Lu Ren blushed, "Brother Beilin...I, uh..."
"Wait a minute, keep watching."
Lu Ren, "..."
don't...
Is there anything more embarrassing?
What was played next was enough to make Lu Ren, a pure male college student, look as green as moss.
After he was naked and punched Yin Beilin three or four times, his hand was already firmly held by Yin Beilin.
But even so, Lu Ren still saw himself rolling around on Yin Beilin's body naked.
Yin Beilin's expression can only be described as black clouds overwhelming the city.
Who knew that Yin Beilin restrained himself, and he actually changed the way of getting drunk again.
Lu Ren's complexion was gloomy as she watched as she hugged Yin Beilin's neck like a bullshit plaster, and buried her snot and tears on Yin Beilin's shoulder, "Happy breakup—I wish you a happy... hiccup, you can find, hiccup, and more OK……"
"Clap."
The camera fell on the white quilt.
Lu Ren's face turned blue, and she no longer dared to look at the face of the male protagonist who was said to have a serious cleanliness obsession.
Lu Ren's eyes dimmed, "...Brother Lin, I was really wrong..."
Yin Beilin beside him snorted lukewarmly, "There is more, continue."
Another five minutes passed.
When he saw his naked white body, he began to put his arms around Yin Beilin, and howled out of breath, "Isn't it okay if I make you the first cup of milk tea in autumn... Hiccup, I was wrong, I sincerely ..."
And when Yin Beilin threw him to the side of the bed, he insisted on leaning over and hugging Yin Beilin howled, wiped his nose and tears on Yin Beilin's suit jacket, and finally vomited on Yin Beilin's body.
This time, before Lu Rencan finished pressing with a green face, his slender and strong hand stretched out, and the video camera on the bed was taken away by Yin Beilin.
"I copied the video."
Yin Beilin walked over.
Lu Ren looked up blankly.
The person opposite raised his pretty eyebrows slightly, and threw him a document. The phoenix eyes looked down at him with a bit of playful evil, "Sign the thing, and I'll let you go."
... Dong, something signed?
Lu Ren looked at the white paper in front of her eyes, and swallowed sharply.Thinking of Yin Beilin's ruthless methods, his body became stiffer and his face, which had just turned blue, began to turn pale.
...Wouldn't it be letting him be videotaped by a rag while saying "Yin Beilin is not gay, I am gay, right?"
no!Lu Ren shook her head violently covered in cold sweat, no way!
"Brother Lin, Lord Lin!" Lu Ren took the document and got up suddenly, regardless of his own clothes, he caught up with Yin Beilin's back in three steps and two steps, "I can be a man, a cow or a horse again. I really don't want to be wiped, I'm sorry for you...you...uh..."
Why uh.
Because the situation is very embarrassing now.
Originally, Lu Ren planned to slip and kneel in front of Yin Beilin, hugging Yin Beilin's thigh, apologizing tearfully, and begging the male lead to let him off the hook.
No one knew which link went wrong, but when the others stepped forward, Yin Beilin's dark black nightgown, which was already loosely tied, was directly torn off by him.
Along with the white official documents flying all over the sky, the black cloth all slipped down.
It showed broad and straight shoulders, a smooth white chest and bare back, well-defined abdominal muscles, and a proud... Uh, Lu Ren glanced at it in surprise, and a few pieces of paper were pasted on his face in the next second.
The white document paper flew down slowly.
Lu Renpa pulled down the two sheets pasted on his face, on which the words "agreement" were clearly exposed.
……protocol?Not a rag?
What is that, Oriental Bamboo recently made a marriage agreement?
Lu Ren picked up the paper in a trance, and looked again, and Lu Ren fell silent again.
On it were four big characters that had never been heard before - "Toy Agreement".
His face was suddenly pinched, Lu Ren was forced to raise his head, and faced Yin Beilin's slightly smiling face with his upper body bare, which was so calm and terrifying.
"The dishcloth you mentioned just now," Yin Beilin asked him with a slight smile, "What do you mean?"
Lu Ren, "..."
When Yin Beilin asked this sentence, Lu Ren felt that he was really tense somewhere, and he didn't dare to say anything.
"Uh, the rag is..."
The face was pinched hard, Yin Beilin looked at him with deep black eyes without emotion, Lu Ren still didn't dare to cry out the pain, so he could only shamefully repeat Yin Beilin's questioning, racking his brains to figure out how to prevaricate this matter go back.
Yin Beilin let out a lazily "Huh?" from his nose, and pinched his face, Lu Ren grinned and was dragged a little closer.
As they got closer, Yin Beilin's upper body was still naked. Lu Ren caught a glimpse of his nightgown hanging loosely on his arm, and reflexively lifted up Yin Beilin's half-exposed nightgown with fragrant shoulders, and tied Yin Beilin's open nightgown. a bow.
Lu Ren's movements are extremely proficient - there is no other reason, he has been acting as a eunuch for a long time, changing clothes for those one or two little masters, he is almost acting instinctively.
After doing this, Lu Ren came back to his senses, met Yin Beilin's sharp eyes, realized what stupid thing he had done, hahad twice dryly, and shamelessly repeated Yin Beilin's question.
"The rag is..." Lu Ren's eyes lit up suddenly, "The rag means I want to serve you!"
Yin Beilin's dark eyes looked over, "Oh?" He said, "Is that what you mean?"
There is no trust in the tone!
Lu Ren swallowed, and was about to explain, when Yin Beilin asked lazily, "Didn't you say you don't want to be mopped up?"
Fuck male lead, don't you have a good memory, okay? !
"Just now I was too nervous and couldn't speak incoherently!" Lu Ren quickly picked up the pen and signed his name on it without looking at the terms and conditions, regardless of his nakedness.
He showed the most realistic non-physical acting skills in his life, with a very sad expression, "Actually, I have always been Lin Ge's fan!"
"What happened yesterday was all because I was fascinated by sex and ghosts, and I was confused for a while after drinking too much."
Following this line of thought, Lu Ren said in a heartbroken tone, "That's why we have done such a disgraceful thing to our unattainable, wise and powerful Lin Ye!"
Before Yin Beilin could speak, Lu Ren continued to be impassioned.
"After watching yesterday's video today, I have had a deep reflection on my behavior and a high degree of ideological awareness. I will definitely change my mind and start a new life, like a rag, not afraid of hard work and tiredness, and be Lin Ye's most loyal backing, the strongest Fortress, the most…”
Lu Ren's brain capacity could hardly think of a third parallel sentence, but Yin Beilin stared at him without blinking, no matter how he looked at it, he seemed to be expecting the meaning of the following...?
Relying on intuition, Lu Ren tentatively said, "The most obedient little toy...?"
Yin Beilin, "..."
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The author has something to say:
Passerby's Diary DAY2
...Help, the hero said I was a toy?You don't mean to be mean to me, right?
Pinch mother, Lu Ren left two lines of tears in his heart.
This is jumping into the Yellow River and I can't wash it away!
No, I can't watch it anymore.
Lu Ren tremblingly pressed the pause button, raised his head, put his legs together, and became the kneeling posture of an elementary school student admitting his mistake.
He forcefully forced a smile, "Yin...Brother Beilin, I was wrong, I was ignorant...You want to kill...No, you want to punish me..."
"Continue." Yin Beilin raised his chin casually, "It's only here now."
Lu Ren's eyes darkened, "..."
...where are we now? ?Isn't that enough? ?
Lu Ren raised his head after his lips muttered twice.The person opposite narrowed his eyes slightly.
The familiar oppressive feeling came over his face, Lu Ren couldn't hold on for two seconds, he forced the words back to his heart, and pressed the button spinelessly to continue playing.
The next video is pretty sweet enough.
Lu Ren's face turned red.
"I" was like an ambiguous white snake, swaying over step by step, and finally sat on Yin Beilin's body, and started to unbutton Yin Beilin's shirt.
Unexpectedly, the next second, Yin Beilin in the video slowly opened his eyes.
Those sharp and deep phoenix eyes looked at the person on him without a moment, like a ferocious beast waiting for an opportunity.
Lu Ren's heart skipped a beat, and her hairs stood on end at the same time!
However, the "self" in the video is like a blind man, completely oblivious to the cold and indifferent expression on Yin Beilin's handsome face, still sitting on the person, facing a few buttons, not knowing where to fight and what to do.
If possible, Lu Ren really wanted to wear it in the video and shook the original owner's shoulders three times on the spot.
Brother, everyone is awake, you should look up at any rate...
In the video, Yin Beilin looked like he was about to make a move.
Through the screen, Lu Ren could not help but gasp.
Unexpectedly, in the next second, "I" suddenly fell onto Yin Beilin's body.
Lu Ren, "...?"
Lu Ren suddenly felt an ominous premonition.
Couldn't be at this time... Did you wear it by yourself?
[Ding dong!Correct answer! ]
The hallucination of this voice sounded in the ears of Lu Ren who was in a trance.
Sure enough, in the next second, Lu Ren stared dumbfounded at the "self" in the video attacking hard, hitting Yin Beilin's chest twice.
"No conscience, you are so heartless, it's fine if you don't give me money...how could you do this to me!"
In the video, Yin Bei also seemed to be stunned by these two punches for a second, his gloomy and icy expression cracked, and he looked at himself with a dark face.
Lu Ren inexplicably felt guilty, and the next moment, something happened that made his complexion greener.
"How can I only pack one boxed lunch every day..." The self in the video burped, beat Yin Beilin's chest and cried loudly, "I'm still a male college student who needs to grow and develop, woo woo, how can you treat me like this! "
Lu Ren, "..."
Lu Ren covered her face.
The fragmented memory of the male college student from yesterday seemed to come up a little bit again.
During the junior year vacation, Lu Ren followed a web drama crew.
At the beginning, he fell in love with the third male, but in the end he didn't know what happened, let alone the third male, he didn't even count as the eighteenth male, he went from a prince to a little eunuch who was kicked by the prince.
A young eunuch didn't have many scenes in the first place, but Lu Ren didn't know if he offended the later male third, and often waited from morning to night, and then just to take the role of the prince.
Then, because there are only night shows, there is only one boxed meal at night, and if you don’t have enough to eat and drink every day, you will pay for it.
Lu Ren blushed, "Brother Beilin...I, uh..."
"Wait a minute, keep watching."
Lu Ren, "..."
don't...
Is there anything more embarrassing?
What was played next was enough to make Lu Ren, a pure male college student, look as green as moss.
After he was naked and punched Yin Beilin three or four times, his hand was already firmly held by Yin Beilin.
But even so, Lu Ren still saw himself rolling around on Yin Beilin's body naked.
Yin Beilin's expression can only be described as black clouds overwhelming the city.
Who knew that Yin Beilin restrained himself, and he actually changed the way of getting drunk again.
Lu Ren's complexion was gloomy as she watched as she hugged Yin Beilin's neck like a bullshit plaster, and buried her snot and tears on Yin Beilin's shoulder, "Happy breakup—I wish you a happy... hiccup, you can find, hiccup, and more OK……"
"Clap."
The camera fell on the white quilt.
Lu Ren's face turned blue, and she no longer dared to look at the face of the male protagonist who was said to have a serious cleanliness obsession.
Lu Ren's eyes dimmed, "...Brother Lin, I was really wrong..."
Yin Beilin beside him snorted lukewarmly, "There is more, continue."
Another five minutes passed.
When he saw his naked white body, he began to put his arms around Yin Beilin, and howled out of breath, "Isn't it okay if I make you the first cup of milk tea in autumn... Hiccup, I was wrong, I sincerely ..."
And when Yin Beilin threw him to the side of the bed, he insisted on leaning over and hugging Yin Beilin howled, wiped his nose and tears on Yin Beilin's suit jacket, and finally vomited on Yin Beilin's body.
This time, before Lu Rencan finished pressing with a green face, his slender and strong hand stretched out, and the video camera on the bed was taken away by Yin Beilin.
"I copied the video."
Yin Beilin walked over.
Lu Ren looked up blankly.
The person opposite raised his pretty eyebrows slightly, and threw him a document. The phoenix eyes looked down at him with a bit of playful evil, "Sign the thing, and I'll let you go."
... Dong, something signed?
Lu Ren looked at the white paper in front of her eyes, and swallowed sharply.Thinking of Yin Beilin's ruthless methods, his body became stiffer and his face, which had just turned blue, began to turn pale.
...Wouldn't it be letting him be videotaped by a rag while saying "Yin Beilin is not gay, I am gay, right?"
no!Lu Ren shook her head violently covered in cold sweat, no way!
"Brother Lin, Lord Lin!" Lu Ren took the document and got up suddenly, regardless of his own clothes, he caught up with Yin Beilin's back in three steps and two steps, "I can be a man, a cow or a horse again. I really don't want to be wiped, I'm sorry for you...you...uh..."
Why uh.
Because the situation is very embarrassing now.
Originally, Lu Ren planned to slip and kneel in front of Yin Beilin, hugging Yin Beilin's thigh, apologizing tearfully, and begging the male lead to let him off the hook.
No one knew which link went wrong, but when the others stepped forward, Yin Beilin's dark black nightgown, which was already loosely tied, was directly torn off by him.
Along with the white official documents flying all over the sky, the black cloth all slipped down.
It showed broad and straight shoulders, a smooth white chest and bare back, well-defined abdominal muscles, and a proud... Uh, Lu Ren glanced at it in surprise, and a few pieces of paper were pasted on his face in the next second.
The white document paper flew down slowly.
Lu Renpa pulled down the two sheets pasted on his face, on which the words "agreement" were clearly exposed.
……protocol?Not a rag?
What is that, Oriental Bamboo recently made a marriage agreement?
Lu Ren picked up the paper in a trance, and looked again, and Lu Ren fell silent again.
On it were four big characters that had never been heard before - "Toy Agreement".
His face was suddenly pinched, Lu Ren was forced to raise his head, and faced Yin Beilin's slightly smiling face with his upper body bare, which was so calm and terrifying.
"The dishcloth you mentioned just now," Yin Beilin asked him with a slight smile, "What do you mean?"
Lu Ren, "..."
When Yin Beilin asked this sentence, Lu Ren felt that he was really tense somewhere, and he didn't dare to say anything.
"Uh, the rag is..."
The face was pinched hard, Yin Beilin looked at him with deep black eyes without emotion, Lu Ren still didn't dare to cry out the pain, so he could only shamefully repeat Yin Beilin's questioning, racking his brains to figure out how to prevaricate this matter go back.
Yin Beilin let out a lazily "Huh?" from his nose, and pinched his face, Lu Ren grinned and was dragged a little closer.
As they got closer, Yin Beilin's upper body was still naked. Lu Ren caught a glimpse of his nightgown hanging loosely on his arm, and reflexively lifted up Yin Beilin's half-exposed nightgown with fragrant shoulders, and tied Yin Beilin's open nightgown. a bow.
Lu Ren's movements are extremely proficient - there is no other reason, he has been acting as a eunuch for a long time, changing clothes for those one or two little masters, he is almost acting instinctively.
After doing this, Lu Ren came back to his senses, met Yin Beilin's sharp eyes, realized what stupid thing he had done, hahad twice dryly, and shamelessly repeated Yin Beilin's question.
"The rag is..." Lu Ren's eyes lit up suddenly, "The rag means I want to serve you!"
Yin Beilin's dark eyes looked over, "Oh?" He said, "Is that what you mean?"
There is no trust in the tone!
Lu Ren swallowed, and was about to explain, when Yin Beilin asked lazily, "Didn't you say you don't want to be mopped up?"
Fuck male lead, don't you have a good memory, okay? !
"Just now I was too nervous and couldn't speak incoherently!" Lu Ren quickly picked up the pen and signed his name on it without looking at the terms and conditions, regardless of his nakedness.
He showed the most realistic non-physical acting skills in his life, with a very sad expression, "Actually, I have always been Lin Ge's fan!"
"What happened yesterday was all because I was fascinated by sex and ghosts, and I was confused for a while after drinking too much."
Following this line of thought, Lu Ren said in a heartbroken tone, "That's why we have done such a disgraceful thing to our unattainable, wise and powerful Lin Ye!"
Before Yin Beilin could speak, Lu Ren continued to be impassioned.
"After watching yesterday's video today, I have had a deep reflection on my behavior and a high degree of ideological awareness. I will definitely change my mind and start a new life, like a rag, not afraid of hard work and tiredness, and be Lin Ye's most loyal backing, the strongest Fortress, the most…”
Lu Ren's brain capacity could hardly think of a third parallel sentence, but Yin Beilin stared at him without blinking, no matter how he looked at it, he seemed to be expecting the meaning of the following...?
Relying on intuition, Lu Ren tentatively said, "The most obedient little toy...?"
Yin Beilin, "..."
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Passerby's Diary DAY2
...Help, the hero said I was a toy?You don't mean to be mean to me, right?
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